Chapter Ninety-Nine: Lao Lu, I Hate You!

Lu Changge: Qin Shuang, is it available?

Qin Shuang: Mr. Lu, what's the matter?

Lu Changge: I need the four things of your world, the four divine stones: Ice Spirit, White Dew, Black Cold, and Divine Stone.

Qin Shuang: Okay!

Lu Changge: Why don't you ask me?

Qin Shuang: Haha, Mr. Lu opened his mouth to look up to Qin, so why ask anything else.

Lu Changge was silent for a moment, then shook his head and smiled, these people in the rivers and lakes are not as strong as other worlds, but they have their own rivers and lakes.

And this Jianghu atmosphere, to be honest, is not annoying.

Lu Changge: Then I won't be a mother-in-law, I owe you a favor, in addition, I remember that you like something that can enhance your skills, and I will give you some gadgets later, which is not within the scope of favors.

Qin Shuang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly responded.

Qin Shuang: It's easy to say, it's easy to say, Mr. Lu is too polite.

Qin Shuang's righteousness is righteousness, but he is not stupid, and this kind of good thing will naturally not be pushed out.

I got a favor again, and I got some treasures, and I had a big harvest.

Closing the chat group, Qin Shuang's usually slightly dull face was hard to hide.

"That one is so magnificent, I naturally can't let the other party down."

"According to the spoiler official's documents, the four divine stones, the ice spirit is in the Xia Wang's Mansion, Bai Lu is cast into a snow drinking cold knife, and the black stone will be cast into a peerless sword, the first three are not troublesome, and the only last divine stone that is cast into a super weapon has some trouble."

After thinking about it for a while, Qin Shuang already had a vague idea.

"Relying on me alone, it takes time and effort to obtain four divine stones at the same time, I'm afraid it will take a lot of time, and it seems that I still need to trouble some of my two 'good junior brothers'."

At the mention of the two junior brothers, a strange expression appeared on Qin Shuang's face, and he wanted to laugh again, and forcibly pressed it, as if he was smiling but not smiling, and it looked quite penetrating.

On the other side, Lu Changge also withdrew from the chat group.

Now that a decision has been made, there is naturally no need to be afraid of the things that have been more fearful before.

To develop the potential of Sun Wukong, there is not only one thing of super divine water, the four divine stones come from the treasures left by Nuwa to mend the sky, theoretically speaking, and Sun Wukong is the same root.

Although it is not the same world, and the world levels are very different, they always have the same source of legends and complement each other, and they may have a greater effect than Super Divine Water on Sun Wukong!

After agreeing with Qin Shuang, Lu Changge walked out of the room as soon as he turned around.

"Stone, come here~"

"What's the matter, Lao Lu, have you decided whether to give me that thing?"

"I'll tell you, I'm not afraid of anything poisonous or not, and I can feel that that thing is only good for me, so don't worry!!"

Lu Changge spread his hands, and the super divine water appeared in the palm of his hand, seeing the super divine water, Sun Wukong suddenly calmed down, jumped and jumped, looking quite eager.

But, no matter how eager he was, Lu Changge didn't speak, and he didn't grab it.

is anxious and obedient, and it makes people want to laugh.

"It's not impossible to give it to you, before that, you have to listen to me tell a story, and when I finish telling, it's up to you to decide whether you want to be super divine water or not."

"The story? What's the story? ”

"The name of the story is ...... "Journey to the West"!"

That's right, Lu Changge is ready to tell Sun Wukong everything.

Since he is ready to change his life for Sun Wukong, there are some things that don't need to be hidden, Sun Wukong has the right to know everything.

When Mu Ran heard the three words "Journey to the West", somehow, Sun Wukong was shocked, and suddenly felt an extremely strange feeling enveloping his heart, faintly, vaguely able to feel, these three words seemed to have some kind of strange magic.

From the birth of the stone monkey, to the havoc in the Heavenly Palace, by the town of Wuzhi Mountain, Tang Xuanzang was born, the westward journey began, nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, and finally the Great Lei Yin Temple had to defeat the Buddha in the fight......

Lu Changge spoke very slowly and carefully about everything.

Sun Wukong also listened very carefully, from the beginning of the giggling, to the gradual seriousness, to the end of the complete silence.

During the whole process, I don't know when, Moyu Qilin and Lori Long also appeared on the side, listening quietly, as if fascinated.

For a long time, for a long time, a grand story was coming to an end, Lu Changge stopped telling, and the scene was still quiet, without half a sound.

I don't know how long it took, Sun Wukong suddenly raised his head.

"So, Lao Lu, I'm the Monkey King, right?"

Sun Wukong is never stupid, he is just simple, or pure.

It's impossible for a really fool to become an immortal in three years.

Lu Changge nodded.

Sun Wukong continued to ask.

"So, Lao Lu, you have been so good to me from the beginning, and it is because of this, right?"

Lu Changge closed his eyes, and after a long time, he nodded lightly: "I'm sorry~"

Suddenly, a fist slammed into Lu Changge's shoulder, with little force, more like the kind of force that a good buddy is playing.

"Haha, Lao Lu, your current appearance is so fun."

Lu Changge looked at Sun Wukong a little stunned, and pursed his lips: "You're not angry?" ”

"Haha, Lao Lu, what am I angry about, no matter what the reason, it is true that you are good to me."

"I can feel it, what Buddha in your story, such as Lai, and what Su Bodhi Patriarch, are not as good as you."

"I don't know you yet, I'm lazy about everything, at most you just know that I can be very powerful in the future, and you want to lie down with me to win, you have never thought about harming me, and you don't have any intention of controlling me."

"Instead, it's those masters, patriarchs, Buddhas or something, hehe...... That's really playing me like a monkey! ”

After being silent for a while, Sun Wukong's voice suddenly became a little ethereal.

"Lao Lu, don't think about those who don't have it, I don't regret knowing you, living with you, eating the food you made, playing with the white worms, occasionally bullying and bullying the little unicorn, this kind of life, I like it very much."

The Lori Dragon and the Moyu Qilin on the side also nodded subconsciously, and soon, Lolita was fine, and the Moyu Qilin suddenly turned around and looked at Sun Wukong like an idiot.

What does it mean to bully it once in a while? It's so dignified, and the black jade unicorn is so faceless?

Dead monkey, are you polite?

Believe it or not!

Suddenly, the tail of the black jade unicorn tightened, as if it was caught by something.

Subconsciously turned his head, and saw that at some point, one of Loli Dragon's small hands had tightly grasped the tail of the Moyu Qilin, and when he saw the Moyu Qilin turn around, he immediately nodded to the Moyu Qilin as a gesture.

????

The black jade unicorn was at a loss, how many meanings does this mean?

However, Lori Long agreed when the Moyu Qilin agreed, and the skillful method of dragging the dead body reappeared, dragging the Moyu Qilin to disappear into the smoke, and even in order to prevent the Moyu Qilin from struggling, he was directly stunned with a slap.

Lori Long can't talk well if she doesn't look at it, and she's cute and cute, but in fact, she's very smart, quite smart.

She knew that this occasion was not suitable for other guys to get involved.

Without anyone else to mix, the atmosphere of the scene became more and more relaxed.

"Hehe, Lao Lu, Lao Lu, I suddenly discovered a secret, according to the stories you said, I really have a chance to snatch the fairy back for you as a mother-in-law, Lao Lu, Lao Lu, you have planned it a long time ago!"

Sun Wukong obviously looks like my old grandson has seen through everything.

Lu Changge also smiled, and said casually: "Okay, one or two, I'm not satisfied." ”

"Okay, then I'll snatch all seven of them back for you."

"No, no, it's not just seven, there are all saints princess, jade-faced princess, white bone lady, scorpion essence, iron fan princess, queen mother ......" Sun Wukong conjured up two hands, counting as he spoke.

Lu Changge's expression changed from laughing at the beginning, to gradually frozen, and finally, completely blackened.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's okay to say anything else, what the hell is Princess Iron Fan!! That's the Lady of the Bull Demon King! ”

"Also, don't mention the Queen Mother, how far can you throw me this damn idea!"

"Oh oh......" Sun Wukong replied in a coping tone.

"Don't use such a coping tone, bastard!"

"Don't you have any other damn bold ideas!"

Lu Changge had a black face, grabbed Sun Wukong and roared.

"Cut~" Sun Wukong muttered disdainfully.

"Every time I mention the Queen Mother, I am so excited, Lao Lu, you must be the rarest Queen Mother!"

The voice was very small, but who Lu Changge was, no matter how he said it, he was also a fourth-order master, and he couldn't hear it from such a close distance.

Suddenly, the whole face twitched.

"Bastard, believe it or not I'm going to beat you!"

"Lao Lu, I remember that you taught me, this is called annoyance and anger, you really like the Queen Mother!"

The atmosphere was quiet, and Lu Changge clenched his fists expressionlessly.

The monkey is broken, and it will be worth killing.

…………

At the same time, above the nine heavens, in the fairyland of Yaochi.

On a luxurious soft collapse, there is a figure lying on the side, covered by a faint tulle, and it is difficult to see the scene inside, but between the blurs, you can feel the amazing curves, under the looming cover of the tulle, blooming with more and more amazing charm, even the immortals, seeing this scene, may have to dry their tongues.

"Recently, it seems that some people have mentioned Hongu many times~"

As Tianding's journey to the west is getting closer and closer, the fortune of fortune begins to unfold, and among the Three Realms, the techniques of divination and perception have begun to be more and more affected.

And among them, there is absolutely no mention of this head of the fairy, the Golden Mother of Yaochi!

As the only Lord of Yao Chi since ancient times, the Mother of the Heavenly Realm, she has attained enlightenment since ancient times, and unlike the current Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, the Lord of Yao Chi, there has only been one since ancient times.

When it comes to Taoism and deeds, this Mother of Heaven is actually far superior to the so-called Heavenly Emperor!

"It's a pity that the luck is getting stronger, and even the palace has been slightly affected, but it can be vaguely calculated, the people who think of the palace are located in the east, in the territory of Dongsheng Shenzhou~~"

"It will take a while for the Heavenly Tribulation to completely erupt, but at this time, the perception of the main palace has been shielded to this extent, it seems that the person who thinks of the main palace is very close to the person who is destined for this great tribulation."

"Funny ......"

…………

Huaguo Mountain, within the immortal residence.

After a fuss, Lu Changge and Sun Wukong both quieted down.

Suddenly, Sun Wukong opened his mouth.

"Lao Lu, thank you~"

"Oh, thank me for what? Thank you I want to hug your thighs? Or thank me for making you something to eat? ”

Sun Wukong suddenly pouted: "Old Lu Mo is troublesome, you know that what I said is not this." ”

"Since you told me everything, you must have given up on your previous thoughts, and besides, I don't mind if you hug my thighs."

"Don't worry, Lao Lu, when I am born, my thighs will give you a hug!" Sun Wukong's chest slammed.

"Cut, who wants to hug your hairy thighs~" Lu Changge pouted in disgust.

"Okay, okay, Lao Lu, I'm serious, thank you for telling me everything."

Lu Changge was silent for a moment, and then took out the super divine water, and said in a slightly complicated tone.

"Now, you know why I'm reluctant to give it to you."

"Now, it's up to you whether you want to use it or not."

Without even hesitating for a second, Sun Wukong snatched the super divine water, and then without hesitation, he raised his head and poured it all in.

"Cut, Lao Lu, what else is there to decide not to decide, I don't want to be that bullshit fight to defeat the Buddha!"

"If you want to do it, you will be a Monkey King, a real Monkey King!!"

Lu Changge's face was a little strange, and he seemed to want to say something.

Sun Wukong noticed the change in Lu Changge's expression.

"Lao Lu, do you still want to persuade me?"

"Hmph, don't persuade me, it's really not interesting to defeat the Buddha in any fight, not to mention that I still need to be tossed like a dog, I'm a monkey, a free monkey, I don't want to be a dog!"

"I prefer my current life, happy and lively."

"Lao Lu, even if there is no Buddhism, I will not let you down."

"Under the Nasu Bodhi Gate, I just learned "Seventy-two Changes of the Earth" and "Somersault Cloud", so I can still become an immortal in three years."

"Hmph, Lao Lu, believe it or not, I don't need to apprentice, I don't need those messy things, I can become an immortal in three years!"

"My life, I choose it myself!!"

At this moment, Sun Wukong is loud and full of momentum.

However, this momentum didn't last long before it suddenly collapsed, and Sun Wukong said haha, a little embarrassed.

"Of course, this is also indispensable for Lao Lu's help, Lao Lu, please get me more of those methods, secret techniques or something, it doesn't matter the grade."

"I don't need the help of those guys, I can also create my own method!"

Lu Changge's face became more and more entangled.

Sun Wukong was a little speechless and said: "Lao Lu, what do you want to say, just say it happily." ”

"It's that I don't want to say it, it's you who pretended to be not enough, and I couldn't even intervene when I pretended, although I was indeed a little handsome."

"Uh, okay." Sun Wukong scratched his head embarrassedly.

"Then you can say it quickly, I won't interject."

"What I want to say is that the super god water thing, it seems that you can just drink a drop, and you pour it all in one go, probably ...... Toxins multiplied tenfold? Or is it more? ”

"After all, you haven't transformed into an immortal body, so don't hang up......"

Sun Wukong was suddenly petrified, and after a while, the miserable voice resounded in the sky.

"Lao Lu, why didn't you say it earlier! I hate you!! ”

(End of chapter)