The milky white mutton soup is shiny and bright, smelling slightly, but with an obvious meaty aroma, take two hot sesame sauce baked cakes, tear them one by one, soak them in the mutton soup, eat them with the soup, and then order the store's secret pickles, it is hard to say that this is not enjoyment.

Yang Mi sat opposite Li Suan, tearing the hot baked cakes one by one, Li Suan, eating meat and drinking soup.

"I can't help it, it's inconvenient."

Li Suan deliberately showed his left arm with a plaster cast: "Or did you get it, forgot?" ”

Yang Mi lowered his head, hid his murderous gaze, and continued to tear the cake: "You really have a way?" ”

"What's the solution?"

Yang Mi raised his eyes, and his eyes were looking at Li Xuanling.

"I remembered, wind review, change wind review, right?"

Yang Mi didn't say anything, Li Suan was coming to the momentum, how to say it, it's like a blatant flirtatious girl, she is uncomfortable, but you have to listen to you, you are comfortable, and you are not breaking the law.

Li Suan picked up a baked cake: "It's the same as men and women, if you have more experience......

'Bang! ’

It was Yang Mi who smashed the table, she glared at Li Shu angrily, and she had obviously endured this kind of teasing to the limit.

"Can you get down to business?"

"I'm talking."

"Can you change the analogy?"

"This kind of metaphor can help you understand it faster."

"I thank you, but I'm getting married to my boyfriend, so I can't listen to this kind of talk, if you can say it, just say it, if you can't say it, forget it."

How do you say this heat?

At least it's not an enemy, this girl is smiling at the enemy, and she has escalated to treating herself coldly.

Li Suan's face also turned cold: "You think I'm bullying you?" ”

"Yes."

Li Shu took a sip of soup, "Then you think too highly of yourself, I want to bully you, I can do it a long time ago, why wait until now?" ”

Quarrels, who is sensible, who suffers, likes to think about the other party scolding themselves or something, usually has to suffer internal injuries, but only cares about the emotions and spurts, often don't care about how the other party scolds.

Yang Mi can also be regarded as having read books, unfortunately, he belongs to the rational school, and after thinking about it, what Li Suan said makes some sense, but he still has a cold face when he relies on his acting skills.

"If you don't want to bully me, thank you, but please communicate in a civilized way. There are many more appropriate and respectful metaphors, why do you choose to be so ......"

"So what?"

Yang Mi glared: "Such a disgusting one!" ”

"Okay, then I can use my scientific name, right?"

Yang Mi didn't speak.

Li Suan thought for a moment: "The threshold of Homo sapiens for negative speech depends on one's own living environment, the channels through which information is received, and the level of familiarity with a single target. When this threshold reaches a critical point, there are usually two observations, one is disgust, the other is because the stimulus brought by negative remarks widens their threshold, and at this time, when another negative remark produces ......"

"Enough!"

Yang Mi looked at Li Suan, and the anger in his heart couldn't be concealed with his acting skills, he couldn't say it, and he couldn't win by scolding, so he simply lay on the table...... Wail.

I have to say that this howl is very useful, even if Li Shu is shameless, among the people who eat breakfast together, there are already many people who are making up this scumbag story in their minds, coupled with Yang Mi's slender figure and pleasant crying, Li Suan has gained a lot of hostility from male animals at this time.

"Alright, ah, alright."

Li Suan stretched out the only hand he could use to pull Yang Mi, but Yang Mi seemed to have been greatly wronged and couldn't be coaxed.

Li Suan thought about it, leaned closer and said, "Do you understand?" ”

This word is really good, at least people don't cry anymore, she put on her toad glasses and mask again, raised her head, restrained her emotions, and looked at Li Suan.

"Be clear."

Li Suan was not funny: "They say that you are a little sister, you have to treat yourself as an underworld." When they say that you betrayed your master, you say that you have also done the act of deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors before. Do you understand overstimulation? Let your PR team follow those black fans to spread rumors, the bigger the better, the more unbelievable the better...... That's right, let's just say that your feet stink, so bad that it can make people doubt your life, until those fans and passers-by themselves doubt the authenticity of the rumors, you have the most valuable moat in the traffic era, and you are an iron fan of psychological immunity. ”

Li Suan continued to drink soup and eat cakes, Yang Mi, who was wearing toad glasses, was thinking, really following the train of thought that Li Suan said, it might be a miasma for a while, but in the long run......

"Remember, if you really have any black history that you can't see, this is a good time to be exposed, not only will you be drowned out by a large number of black materials that are difficult to distinguish between true and false, but if you make mistakes in the future, no one will care."

Li Suan's words successfully aroused Yang Mi's hostility again, she glanced at Li Suan fiercely, and went out with the phone.

Li Shu was unmoved, because the plan of the day lies in the morning, and the most important thing is this breakfast.

This set of public relations methods later had a scientific name, but Li Suan can't remember clearly, there was once a girlfriend who had been dating for two months, who was an Internet celebrity, and this set of operating methods has been compiled into a book by that group of public relations people, among them, most of the original analysis materials are from Yang Mi.

After eating, Li Shu stood up and walked out with his waist stretched.

When these public relations, communication, plastic surgery, etc. are sorted into books, celebrities and Internet celebrities have become commodities on the assembly line, looking not only gold and jade, but even the inner wall is white and flawless.

When a group of white and flawless dolls stand in front of you, even if they scratch their heads and pose, they can't arouse any of your desires, unlike pure nature, pulling out radishes will definitely bring out the mud, which conforms to the laws of nature, and it just shows that human nature is not perfect.

This made Li Suan feel that he was still a person.

When he went out, Li Suan saw Yang Mi talking on the phone not far away, and he couldn't see his expression clearly, but he could also feel the joy between the words.

Li Suan looked up at the sky, this era is the end of pure natural stars, not in four years, waiting for Internet celebrities to rise from the field of live broadcasting, waiting for idols to be desperately exposed on various stages, and waiting for traffic stars who have returned from South Korea, officially launched the next round of investment in the Chinese film and television industry...... Only a very small number of people will realize that this superficial deformed prosperity brings the value of money first, which will be integrated into every corner of the industry, and with the spread of the entertainment industry, it will completely change this society, making this long night only one step away from the dawn longer and darker than imagined.

"Let's go."

Li Suan withdrew his thoughts and looked at Yang Mi with a cheerful tone, in the end, it was a little girl, so easy to coax.

"Are you really going to get married?" Li Suan asked.

Yang Mi was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Yes, he hasn't proposed yet, but it should be soon." ”

"Aren't you afraid?"

"Afraid of what?"

"I'm afraid of being unladylike, I'm afraid of looking loyal, I'm afraid of ......" glow-in-the-dark script.

Li Xuan didn't say it, he didn't want to be in charge of other people's lives, so he couldn't change other people's lives at will.

Of course, except for Mr. Zhang, that is to save people, let's just repay the favor.

Yang Mi was curious: "What?" ”

"I'm afraid I'm too stupid!" Li Suan said.

"Miss Ben is in a good mood today, so I don't bother with you, come with me and go to the mall." After Yang Mi finished speaking, he walked to his car.

Li Shu cried with a sad face: "Don't you have to work?" Besides, I'm like this, and you can bear to ask me to carry my bag with you? ”

"Quite conscious."

Yang Mi smiled and said: "Don't worry, you don't need to carry your bag, I see that your mobile phone is too old, and I want to buy you one, after all, you are also a preparatory member of Jiaxing, so it should be a company welfare." ”

She looked back at Li Suan, who was not moving, and her face turned tiger: "Are you going or not?" ”

Li Shu smiled, although he hadn't known this girl for a long time, he could also feel the spirit of the other party, which he would never have in ten years, youth.

"Go, don't cost me money, of course!"