The scumbag Bible says that a qualified scumbag should be aware of the girl's dedication before she dedicates herself, and refuse this kind of good thing sent to the door, because once he loses the initiative on this issue, his martial arts will be wasted, and his life will be lost.

According to Li Suan's understanding, the girl was sent to the door for no more than two categories.

I thought, I believed, I loved, or I compromised, gave up, gave up, or gambled.

The former is giving, the latter is taking, and the methods of dealing with it can be described as very different.

However, at this time, Li Shu didn't plan to consider any tactical and strategic issues, since Yang Mi had this intention, of course he had to behave well, but when he finally sent away the young lady at the front desk, he was ready to have a superb French wet kiss with Yang Mi, and disarmed the other party with the last arm...... He couldn't breathe.

Yang Mi was obviously emotional, but Li Shu couldn't hold it anymore and found that his nose was plugged.

"You'll wait for me."

This is the shame of Li Shu's thirty-four years of scumbag career in his last life, because he has never plugged his nose at this moment.

To be a scumbag, you don't just want 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian', you also have to have understanding, because time doesn't listen to your rhetoric, an eighteen-year-old girl has it every year, and an eighteen-year-old scumbag can be missing?

When he was not busy, Li Suan was also healthy, relying on the foundation polished when he was young, even if he was on top of the three highs, he was also a winning general on the Fengyue field...... Unless, of course, those little sisters deliberately lied to him.

"Why don't you take a break?"

Looking at Yang Mi's concerned gaze, Li Suan only felt that he had received a loud slap.

Take a break?

Rest the fart!

He pounced on it again and pressed Yang Mi under him, the scumbag experience of the previous life has been embedded in the bone marrow, kissing is a necessary means to hook the spring love, you can let the girl's hands hold your neck, the physical contact at the beginning can not be too much, because it will cause the girl's vigilance, the emotional teasing must be gradual, and half a step must not be reckless!

There is a fixed process for East Asian women to face this kind of thing!

'Shhhh

Li Suan couldn't hold on anymore, he gulped a big gulp of rough air on Yang Mi's face, and still said to her: "You wait for me, wait for me for two minutes." ”

Yang Mi said: "Why don't we wait and talk about it, you seem to have a fever......

"I'm fine!"

Li Shu interrupted, "I have absolutely no problem, you wait for me to find some paper......"

When he got the paper, Li Shu encountered the first on-the-spot problem, he and Yang Mi's old husband and wife could wipe their noses in person, but they couldn't do anything yet.

Now there is a choice, go to the bathroom, but this room is not separated from wet and dry, the bathroom and the toilet are connected together, he is going to wipe his nose, but Yang Mi can't mistake him for going to the toilet, it will be too embarrassing, and it will ruin the mood and atmosphere.

Li Shu has always been a scumbag who will leave roses before saying goodbye in his last life, just like Yang Mi has a habit of cleanliness, he has always felt that since Yang Mi is not his little assistant, and he has thirty-four years of experience as a scumbag, why not leave Yang Mi a perfect first experience?

As long as the first experience is perfect, there are many benefits, and they can't be said!

Li Shu had an idea, hugged Yang Mi's face and kissed him fiercely, and said "You wait for me a while", then turned around and went out.

After closing the door, rub your nose hard!

The scumbag doesn't have to pay attention to the image before conquering the girl, but this is all a kick in the door, it must be a humble gentleman, the former is for easy chasing, and the latter is for easy escape, which is like a precision watch part, and you can't make a mistake!

Just because this life is to be a good person, it is even more wrong. If you really want to say it, this may be the curtain call performance of his scumbag art!

After thinking about the specific process, Li Suan went to knock on the door again, and he decided not to kiss it, didn't he have a stuffy nose? Let's kiss the neck, collarbones and shoulders, the ground can breathe!

There was no heating in the hotel's corridor, and a gust of cold wind blew, as if it blew directly into Li Suan's bone marrow.

This cold wind blew him a little dizzy, but it was okay, he was still awake.

Yang Mi took advantage of Li Suan's outing, turned on the air conditioner to the maximum, closed the window, took off his thick coat, and listened to Li Suan's knock on the door, ready to meet the most important moment in his life.

She stabilized her mood, was ruthless, unbuttoned her jeans, and then went to open the door, she could feel the cold wind blowing in from outside the house, Li Shu could feel the hot wind blowing from the house, but Yang Mi's figure attracted his attention, and under the decoration of the slim woolen sweater, it was definitely a fire that could ignite in winter.

Moreover, in order to make it easier for Li Suan, she unbuttoned her slim jeans and hung them half-on her waist?

Li Suan looked at everything in front of him, and felt the natural light refracted by Yang Mi's body, shaking a little dizzy, and a little wanting to vomit.

Li Shu has already given up a little at this time, you said that let Yang Mi be fully automatic, it is simply too embarrassing for a scumbag.

He said shamefully: "I'm a little uncomfortable, go back to the room first, take a shower, and then you wait for me." ”

Yang Mi seemed to be a little disappointed and nodded, her face turned even redder, and she said, "You wait for me." ”

Then she went back to the house and found what Li Suan had told her in her bag...... It was a small box of umbrellas, Durex.

Looking at this box of Durex, Li Suan slowly looked at Yang Mi and muttered: "Goblin." ”

Yang Mi's eyes were like silk, she leaned into Li Suan, and said in his ear: "You have to try them all before you know which one I like." ”

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As soon as Li Suan heard this, he knew that it was over, he was teased to this extent, and it was not a man who could endure it, he entered the door, brought the door, and gnawed on Yang Mi with his arms...... Until his hot forehead stuck to Yang Mi's skin, making Yang Mi shiver.

"Are you alright?"

"It's fine."

"No, why are you so hot on your head?"

"I'm fine!"

"You're in trouble! You've got pancakes in your head! ”

Yang Mi pushed Li Suan away, and he didn't care about hiding his shame, so he went to check his physical condition, not only could he make cakes on his head, but even his eyes were burned in a blur.

"Li Count? Li Count? ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm fine, I'll just get some sleep, get some sleep."

"Do you have to go to the hospital?"

"No, you turn on the air conditioner, it's too cold for this house......"

Li Suan fell asleep, Yang Mi looked at Li Suan who seemed to be asleep, this situation was quite embarrassing and anxious. She quickly went to the bedside and picked up the phone: "Hello, I'm here, I seem to need a doctor here......"