Chapter 1 001 - Peeking at the concubine taking a bath
"Uncle Huang, Brother Zhang was caught peeking at Chen Guifei bathing, if my father knows, something will happen."
In the royal hunting ground, Princess Xiao Yu said with a sad face.
Xiao Jiye's face instantly became ugly.
Taking advantage of the hunting of the Son of Heaven, the princes and princes entered the inner tent to peek at the concubine taking a bath.
Even if he is a prince, he can't keep this bastard boy.
Suddenly, Xiao Jiye was angry, pulled out his belt, and pulled it out at Xiao Zhang, who was still standing there in a daze.
Xiao Zhang, who was stunned around, jumped three feet high in pain, and glared at Xiao Jiye, the culprit who beat him.
"What are you hitting me for!"
"Phew! I'm going to kill you bastard boy who doesn't know the height of the sky today! Dare to peek at the concubine taking a bath! โ
As he spoke, Xiao Jiye raised his arm again.
Xiao Zhang flashed and punched the old man in the face with a backhand.
"Phew, don't think I won't beat you when you're old."
For a while, the tent exploded.
Xiao Jiye covered his face with a sad face: "Rebel, you..."
Xiao Yuxin even stood up and shouted in front of Xiao Zhang: "Xiao Zhang, what are you doing!" โ
Xiao Zhang, huh? "You know me?" โ
Xiao Yuxin's face was full of resentment: "Still pretending to be stupid!" Uncle Huang worked hard to pull you up, and you dared to do it to your biological father. Are you still human? โ
Xiao Zhang rolled his eyes: "What is his biological father, what nonsense are you talking about." What a place. Who are the two of you? โ
Seeing that Xiao Zhang didn't know anything, Xiao Yuxin was stunned: "Brother Zhang, you really don't know anything?" โ
Xiao Zhang kept rolling his eyes: "What do I know?" โ
Xiao Yuxin frowned: "Do you remember when you peeked at the concubine who was caught taking a bath and was smashed on the head by the concubine with a jade pillow?" โ
Xiao Zhang hissed and covered his head with his hands: "No wonder I feel so much pain in my brain... it, such a big bag! โ
Xiao Yuxin's face was ugly, and she said to Xiao Jiye stubbornly: "Uncle Huang, don't you commit Brother Zhang's dementia again, right?" โ
Xiao Jiye's body trembled, and the old tears were rampant.
He is such a son, and he has been demented since he was a child, why is his life so bitter.
As he spoke, he took out a silver needle from his body and walked towards Xiao Zhang, his face full of sadness: "Come, suppress the son." โ
Xiao Zhang looked at Xiao Jiye, who was not good, and couldn't help but be a little flustered in his heart: "What do you want to do?" โ
Before Xiao Zhang finished speaking, several subordinates rushed forward and pressed Xiao Zhang to the ground.
"Zhang'er, you bear with it, it'll be over soon."
Xiao Jiye said, and took the needle and pierced Xiao Zhang's finger.
"It hurts, it hurts, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, let go of Lao Tzu."
After ten fingers were pierced, Xiao Zhang's painful tears came out.
Listening to Xiao Zhang's scolding in his ears, Xiao Jiye was puzzled: "No, it's good to stick three fingers as usual." Why haven't you come here after ten fingers? โ
In muttering, Xiao Jiye was heartbroken: "Come on, take off Your Highness's boots." โ
"Don't, don't, I'm fine, really."
Hearing that Xiao Zhang was really scared when he took off his shoes, he hurriedly opened his mouth to beg for mercy.
Only then did the subordinates separate the left and right and mixed Xiao Zhang.
Xiao Zhang, who got up, pushed away the people around him and picked up the stool next to him.
"Phew, stab me, huh? We're not done with this today! โ
Xiao Jiye looked flustered: "Idiot, put down the stool." โ
Xiao Yuxin also stopped in front of Xiao Jiye and opened his arms: "Brother Zhang, don't come nonsense!" โ
Xiao Zhang gritted his teeth: "You get up, don't think that if you look good, I won't beat you." โ
At this critical moment, footsteps sounded, and outside the tent, a man dressed as a eunuch walked in.
The eunuch came in and saw this scene and was stunned. After losing his mind for a moment, he clenched his fists and arched his hands: "King Xiangdong, Your Majesty is invited." โ
Xiao Jiye heard the voice and turned around: "Your Majesty is invited?" But what is it? โ
The eunuch shook his head: "I don't know about this family, I only know that His Majesty asked the He family to summon you." By the way, bring it to His Royal Highness the Prince as well. โ
As soon as he heard this, Xiao Shaoxian's heart sank.
Needless to say, His Majesty knows about his stupid son.
Xiao Yuxin pulled the eunuch aside, lowered her voice and asked, "Xiao Chunzi, you tell the truth to this palace, did Chen Guifei go to her father to complain?" โ
The eunuch looked embarrassed: "Princess, why don't you dare to say this." โ
As he spoke, he turned back to Xiao Jiye and said, "King Xiangdong, please." Don't keep Your Majesty waiting. โ
Xiao Jiye's face changed several times, and finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "Come on, tie up this evil obstacle for me!" โ
Xiao Zhang held the stool and wanted to struggle again, but unfortunately, how could he be the opponent of so many people.
The subordinates said that it was rude, and tied Xiao Zhang up with a heart piercing rod like a pig.
It was useless for Xiao Yuxin to say anything beside her, she also knew that Xiao Zhang's trouble this time was unusual.
If Chen Guifei bites Xiao Zhang to death, even if he really commits dementia, his father's face-loving character will definitely punish Xiao Zhang severely.
Realizing this, Xiao Yuxin stomped his feet: "No, I have to go to the queen mother." โ
After saying that, she slipped away.
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On the way out of the tent, Xiao Zhang kept scolding.
He was being carried with a piercing bar, and importantly, he didn't even know what was going on.
After drinking with those people in the dormitory last night, I woke up in this hellish place.
If you are stabbed and scolded, you can still carry him as a pig, which is a person who is angry.
The little eunuch who announced the decree listened to Xiao Zhang's abuse, and the expression on his face changed one after another.
When Xiao Jiye saw it, he scolded Xiao Zhang loudly. Then he lowered his voice in distress and persuaded: "Son, don't be afraid, when you meet Your Majesty, you will quickly admit your mistake, it's a big deal to be beaten." With Daddy here, I'm sure you'll be fine. Don't be stupid, you know? โ
As he spoke, a group of heavily armed soldiers walked by, carrying a lot of prey.
Among the prey that had just been shot on the shoulders of these people, there were South China tigers, black muntjacs, impala and other nationally protected animals.
Seeing these prey, Xiao Zhang, who was scolding, stopped instantly.
What's the situation, where did these people come from, killing so many protected animals? It's too hard to play tricks on your own.
No, it's not tricking himself, thinking of what happened just now, Xiao Zhang's whole body was excited.
Grandma's, don't cross over.
"Old man, what dynasty is it now? What is the emperor called? โ
Xiao Zhang asked nervously.
Xiao Jiye frowned: "Idiot, don't talk nonsense!" โ
Xiao Zhang was anxious, how could he be in the mood to say so much to Xiao Jiye: "Tell me quickly!" โ
Seeing that his son didn't seem to be joking, Xiao Jiye opened his mouth and said in a low voice: "This year is the third year of the beginning of Dade Yongchu, and Your Majesty is Xiao Shaoquan." โ
When Xiao Zhang heard this, he couldn't help but tremble in his heart.
Dade, Xiao Ju.
I haven't heard the name of the country, and the emperor hasn't heard of it, so I did it and traveled to a parallel world by myself.
The old man in front of him is undoubtedly his father in this world.
And listen to him? I also peeked at the concubine taking a bath?