Chapter 15 - Dogs don't eat

"Lord Wang, His Royal Highness, he doesn't have a heart. Just teach a little lesson. It's not going to be broken. ”

The housekeeper chased after him, and kept pleading with Xiao Zhang.

King Xiangdong, who had already arrived at the door, booed and motioned for him to be quiet.

"Huh? What's wrong? ”

King Xiangdong pointed to Xiao Zhang, who was lying on the table in the room, and the housekeeper saw it, thinking that he was dazzled and hallucinating.

He rubbed his eyes vigorously, and only after a while did he mutter: "Lord Wang, His Royal Highness the Prince has studied hard, the villain is not mistaken, right?" ”

Wang Le of Xiangdong stroked his beard with his hands: "You read that right, this little bastard has opened his mind today." ”

As he spoke, he tied the belt he pulled out again, and then quietly came behind Xiao Zhang to see what Xiao Zhang wrote.

"What's this, what is this ghost-like thing? Is what Guozixue is teaching now so outrageous? ”

Just by taking a look, King Xiangdong's heart was full of shock.

Literally, he couldn't understand any of those 2, 3, or anything like that.

"Idiot, what are you writing about?"

Shocked, King Xiangdong couldn't help but open his mouth to ask.

Xiao Zhang didn't look back when he heard someone talking, he was immersed in the world of creation: "You said this, chemical formula." You can use this to calculate how to refine soy sauce, alcohol, and so on. ”

King Xiangdong only felt that his skull hurt, what soy sauce and what alcohol, what nonsense was this idiot talking about.

"That's what Guozi taught?"

Xiao Zhang noticed that it was his father, and immediately stopped writing and said, "Guozixue? Pull it down, at Lu Boming's level, give him a thousand years and he won't understand this. ”

The corners of King Xiangdong's mouth twitched continuously: "Shut up, you idiot is talking nonsense again." Lu Boming is a great Confucian in the DPRK. If he doesn't understand it, you understand? ”

"Ang, in this regard, I dare to say that we are the second, and no one dares to call it the first. Old man, is there anything wrong? It's okay, don't delay my work. ”

King Xiangdong just wanted to agree to leave, but he thought of something when he stepped forward, and turned back with his hand on his belt, staring at Xiao Zhang faintly.

Xiao Zhang couldn't help beating the drum in his heart when he was looked at by the eyes of King Xiangdong, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva and said, "Old man, what's wrong?" ”

"Hmph, you're embarrassed to ask me what's wrong? Do you know what His Majesty called me into the palace just now? ”

"You won't talk about me."

King Xiangdong pulled out his belt: "Guessed right." Say, what do you think? Why did you think about fighting Lu Boming? You know if he has a place in the family. You want the family to deal with Lao Tzu, right? ”

The more Xiangdong Wang spoke, the more angry he became, and he brought his belt over: "If I don't smoke you today, you are my son." ”

Xiao Zhang jumped up after being beaten: "It's not an old man, can you be reasonable." The emperor just told you that I beat Lu Boming, right? Then Lu Boming hit my head with a ring ruler first, why don't you say it. ”

Hearing this, King Xiangdong, who raised his hand, was stunned, and just when Xiao Zhang was wondering, the expression on his face changed suddenly: "Damn, this Lu Boming dares to hit your head, Lao Tzu can't spare him." Old Hu, bring this king's sword! ”

The housekeeper outside agreed.

Then the king of Xiangdong walked out.

Seeing him like this, Xiao Zhang couldn't help but feel a little moved in his heart.

Although this cheap dad can't pump himself at every turn, but something is really wrong, and he really hurts himself.

Just now, I was angry because I was afraid of Lu Boming, and now I was going to use the knife directly for myself.

"Don't be impulsive, old man. He hit me, but I did. Moreover, I made a fool of himself in front of the emperor. ”

Listening to Xiao Zhang's words, the king of Xiangdong sighed.

Xiao Zhang told all the causes and consequences of the incident.

When the king of Xiangdong heard this, he was overjoyed: "Okay, good, worthy of my Xiao Jiye's seed." Son, well done. Those old sours should have killed their prestige a long time ago. Usually those guys in the upper court will trouble your father at every turn. ”

Xiao Zhang snorted: "Old man, aren't you angry with me?" ”

"Why are you mad? Although we don't cause trouble, we are not afraid of it. If you suffer a loss and don't dare to fight back, I won't be able to kill you and me. ”

Xiao Zhang: "..."

Well, this is the same as myself, I am the master who has suffered a loss and is uncomfortable, and I can't take advantage of it. To the temper.

"Go to Lao Hu, let the back kitchen prepare a few dishes, and this king will have two cups with his son."

"Don't don't, don't eat the vegetable dog we cooked, so I'll do it."

After speaking, Xiao Zhang went to the back kitchen hand in hand.

King Xiangdong stayed in his bedroom, and was surprised by Xiao Zhang's belief that the pair had won Lu Boming.

Suddenly, he saw the formula written by Xiao Zhang again, and couldn't help but pick it up and look at it in his hand.

"These things look like ghost drawings. This stupid boy can win against Lu Boming. It can't be because of this. Oh no, my nerd won't fall for evil, right? ”

Thinking of this, King Xiangdong's expression became even more ugly.

is such a son, if he is evil, wouldn't he cut off his own followers?

It seems that he has to hurry up and find a master to show his son.

"Old man, help. Don't sit silly. ”

Just when the king of Xiangdong was thinking in his heart, Xiao Zhang walked in with an ice tray and vegetables, and the king of Xiangdong sat there, and couldn't help but complain.

When King Xiangdong heard this, he turned his mind, hurriedly put down the formula in his hand, and got up to meet Xiao Zhang.

After all the food and drinks were put away, the father and son began to sit down and drink from each other.

"My craft has improved again."

"That's a must, old man, I'll tell you, there are still many better days ahead. You wait for me to make soy sauce and high-strength liquor. You are guaranteed to live more nourished than the emperor every day. ”

The king of Xiangdong trembled in his heart when he heard this, obediently, how dare he say such a big rebellious thing.

He just wanted to reprimand two sentences, but when he thought that Xiao Zhang had fallen into evil, he couldn't help but sigh.

"What's wrong?"

"No, nothing."

King Xiangdong said, but Xiao Zhang's eyes were full of wrongness.

He secretly made up his mind in his heart, son, my father will definitely cure you of your madness and help you drive away evil spirits.

After eating and drinking, Xiao Zhang couldn't wait to send off the queen of Xiangdong, and began to study his own formula again.

There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning, before Xiao Zhang opened his eyes, Cao Ding came over.

"Idiot, it's been three days and I can't get out of bed. Hurry up, there's good news for you. ”

Xiao Zhang reluctantly opened his eyes, looked at Cao Ding, who was standing beside the bed with a happy face, and complained: "I hate two kinds of people the most in my life. The first is the one who prevents me from getting rich. The second is to disturb my sleep. ”

Cao Ding smirked when he heard it: "When are you still sleeping?" All the rock candy you gave me yesterday was sold. ”

"Holy, so fast!" Xiao Zhang suddenly became energetic.

"That's a must. Now we're rich. ”

As he spoke, Cao Ding pretended to be mysterious and said, "Idiot, guess how much those rock candy sold for?" ”