Chapter 1 Fairy Delivery System
Jiangcheng, a suburb.
One o'clock in the morning.
Zhang Yuan, who was wearing a yellow takeaway suit, was sitting on the side of the road in embarrassment, munching on instant noodles tastelessly.
Next to it is his small electric donkey delivering takeaways, and the big lunch box behind the car is finally empty.
"Whew~ Finally the order has been delivered!"
Zhang Yuan stretched his waist and counted today's income expectantly.
"Three hundred...... Hey! I'll be able to buy an Apple 13 for Qiqi soon! ”
When Zhang Yuanzheng was secretly happy, a phone rang suddenly, it was his girlfriend Zhang Xinqi.
Zhang Xinqi is a well-known beauty in the School of Economics of Lake University.
But in fact, Zhang Xinqi's appearance is not so amazing, and his temperament is average, even a little earthy......
So why can she, Zhang Xinqi, be famous?
The answer is: Zhang Yuan licked it out!
From freshman to junior year, Zhang Yuan was a licking dog for Zhang Xinqi for three whole years!
Shh
Every day before the sun rises, he Zhang Yuan has already bought breakfast and is waiting under Zhang Xinqi's dormitory.
Three years like a day, rain or shine.
Of course, Zhang Yuan has also confessed to her many times.
He bought 999 roses; Candles have been placed on the playground; She confessed in front of countless people on her birthday......
But in the end, the answer was only a cold sentence: "I'm sorry, we are not suitable." ”
But every time Zhang Yuan was about to die, Zhang Xinqi would take the initiative to chat with him, apologize to him, and coax Zhang Yuan to obey him in a few words, and surrounded Zhang Xinqi all day long, like a pug.
Gradually, Zhang Yuan's glorious deeds spread throughout the school, and the two became celebrities in the school.
In this regard, the classmates gave Zhang Yuan countless "honorary titles": hard to be poor; First-class pacesetter licks the dog; Quality jacks!
But just a month ago, when Zhang Yuan was about to confess to Zhang Xinqi for the last time with the mentality of breaking the jar, he miraculously succeeded!
That's what happened just now.
Here, Zhang Yuan quickly cleared his throat and gently connected the phone.
"Hello? Qiqi! What's wrong baby? ”
"Hey~ Brother Yuan, what are you doing?"
A sweet and lovely voice came from the other side of the phone, calling Zhang Yuan "brother" and calling Zhang Yuan's bones crispy.
"Oh, I...... I didn't do anything, I'm out for a ride! Hey! ”
"Oh...... That's right. Brother Yuan, guess what day tomorrow is! ”
Li Tian chuckled in his heart, and quickly called up the calendar to take a look.
February 18th.
Well? Tomorrow......
It's not her birthday, it's not a love anniversary, and Valentine's Day has just passed......
What day could that be?
Zhang Yuan asked cautiously.
"Baby, what day is tomorrow? I accidentally forgot about it, hehe! ”
"Humph! Nasty ghost, I forgot about our 35-day anniversary. ”
Zhang Yuan was stunned......
Yare Mom!
35 days is your fucking anniversary! Lao Tzu has lived so long that I have never heard that there is a celebration of the 35th anniversary!
But Zhang Xinqi on the other end of the phone was unhappy.
"You can even forget this, which means that you don't love me at all!"
Zhang Yuan panicked instantly, and hurriedly hugged the phone to explain.
"No, no, no! Baby, I've been too busy these days, and I forgot about it for a while, so you can be merciful and forgive me~"
"Humph! Then you buy me this, and I'll forgive you. ”
In the next second, a link popped up in Zhang Xinqi's WeChat dialog box.
Zhang Yuan clicked in to take a look, and was so frightened that he almost threw away his phone.
it! Chanel's new bag! More than 40,000 pieces!
Zhang Yuan thought he had made a mistake, rubbed his eyes, and counted them one by one with his fingers.
One, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand......
It's really 40,000 yuan! Lao Tzu's living expenses are only 1,000 a month!
I don't eat or drink, and I have to deliver Nima for more than half a year every day!
"Zhang Yuan? Why don't you speak? ”
Zhang Yuan replied hesitantly.
"Baby...... This, this bag, it's ...... Me, I don't have that much money right now, why don't you change to a cheaper one? ”
"What do you mean?"
Zhang Xinqi's voice instantly cooled.
"Do you think I'm spending your money? You don't even buy me a bag, and you're embarrassed to say you love me? ”
"Zhang Yuan, let's break up!"
"Don't, don't! Baby! I was wrong, I was wrong! I'll buy you whatever you want, okay! Don't abandon me! ”
Zhang Xinqi on the other end of the phone did not speak, and the silence was terrifying.
"Xinqi! Xinqi! How can I live without you! Xinqi! ”
Zhang Yuan hurriedly apologized in panic, his words full of uneasiness.
However, at this time, a man's obscene voice faintly came from the other end of the phone.
"Xinqi? What are you doing? I've washed it, hehe~"
"Oops, I hate it~ People are still on the phone~"
"Cut! What's so rare about a stinky dick that can't even afford a broken bag......"
"Ah~"
On the other end of the phone, Zhang Xinqi gasped.
Then there was a flurry of hanging ups, "beep...... Honk...... The sound of a beep ......".
Zhang Yuan's whole body was petrified.
One o'clock at midnight...... There are other men around Zhang Xinqi?!
They......
"Impossible! When pigs fly! ”
Zhang Yuan hugged his head in pain, muttering hollowly in his eyes, and his heart ached.
"That's right! She must be watching a TV series! That's right! It must be so! ”
Zhang Yuan's eyes flickered almost madly, and he was still wishful thinking looking for reasons and excuses for Zhang Xinqi.
"No! I'll be sure to ask her tomorrow! ”
Zhang Yuan sat on the side of the road anxiously, wishing that the time would come now in the morning of the next day, and the instant noodles in his hand would have no taste at all.
However, at this moment, a new message suddenly came to his mobile phone.
"Ding! You have a new order waiting to be delivered, please process it promptly! ”
Zhang Yuan took out his mobile phone and was just about to check it.
His phone suddenly lit up with a bright light, and then an emotionless mechanical female voice rang in his head.
The face entry of the fairy delivery man has been completed.
Identity information binding......
The binding of information is complete.
Name: Yuan Zhang.
Gender: Male.
Age: 20.
Identity: A junior at the School of Economics, Huhu University.
Hobbies: Licking dogs, women, money.
Height: 189cm.
Weight: 70kg.
Health Status: Good.
Emotional state: about to return to singleness.
The fairy delivery person system is successfully bound!
Zhang Yuan listened to all his information reported on his mobile phone with a confused face, and reacted for a long time before coming back to his senses.
"System! Is it a system?! I finally have a system! Ahahahaha! ”
As the most popular novel element at the moment, Zhang Yuan, an old bookworm, has naturally read a lot of similar books.
He dreamed of experiencing the thrill of the protagonist's counterattack in the novel! Now, the opportunity has finally arrived!
But...... Why does this system feel so unreliable?
Hobby being a licking dog?! If it's not true love, who wants to be a licking dog!