Chapter 4: The stamina of the elixir
Zhang Xinqi's words were like sharp knives, piercing into Zhang Yuan's heart one by one.
He didn't expect that his care and dedication for more than three years would be worthless in her eyes! It's just that he was moved, and his affection has become a worthless dog licking behavior.
Zhang Yuan's face was pale, he squatted down, picked up a sparse egg scrubber on the ground with a stiff movement, and cleaned up the soybean milk that had been splashed on the ground with a paper towel.
At this moment, all Zhang Yuan's self-esteem as a man was trampled and shattered.
On the other side, a richly dressed man leaned against the sports car and looked at Zhang Yuan with a playful expression. A pair of hands kept walking around Zhang Xinqi's waist, and even pinched them fiercely from time to time.
Zhang Xinqi just blushed shyly, buried his face in Chen Yuanfeng's chest with a shy, and said in a coquettish voice: "Eh~ so many people are watching!" Think...... I'll talk about it in the evening if I want to......"
Zhang Xinqi, the shy appearance of a little woman, is like two people just now.
Her harsh words frantically stimulated Zhang Yuan's nerves, Zhang Yuan looked at the pair of dog men and women, his eyes were red and roared: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor young man!" Zhang Xinqi! You'll regret it! ”
"Cut! Stinky dick silk! ”
Chen Yuanfeng smiled disdainfully at Zhang Yuan, sat in the car as if showing off, stepped on the accelerator, and left the scene with the roar of the sports car, leaving only the embarrassed Zhang Yuan to stay in place.
The battle between the two also attracted many classmates to stop and watch and discuss.
"Yo! The drama of the year! I've got the title in mind: Shocked! A man in a certain college was abused in public by his girlfriend, but he could only be incompetent and furious! ”
"Hahahaha! If you want me to say, Zhang Yuan deserves it! After three years of licking dogs, eating chaff vegetables, and saving money, in order to save money to buy all kinds of luxury goods for Zhang Xinqi, it is also absolutely amazing! ”
"What's more! I heard that Zhang Yuan went out to deliver takeaway for two or three months in order to buy a mobile phone for Zhang Xinqi! ”
"Tut-tut, so don't be a licking dog, licking until there is nothing left."
"Oh yes, I heard that Chen Yuanfeng soaked Zhang Xinqi, it seems that he just wanted to see how difficult it is to be a woman who has been chased for three years and has not been moved. I didn't expect it to be easy to take down a bag! I thought Zhang Xinqi was so high! ”
"Huh! What an irony! ”
……
Zhang Yuan's face turned pale in the midst of everyone's discussions, and he threw the food scraps he had collected into the trash can, and walked to the teaching building angrily.
He also has an early eight today, which is a high number.
When he arrived at the classroom, Zhang Yuan found a corner at the back and recalled what happened last night.
Everything last night was so unreal, but his strong body and the fairy delivery software on his mobile phone really told him that everything was true!
Thinking of this, Zhang Yuan clenched his fists angrily.
Zhang Xinqi: yes! Wait for Lao Tzu to deliver a few more takeaways, and it's time for you to lick Lao Tzu as a dog!
You always have to pay it back when you come out to mix!
Thinking about it, the lecture given by the high math teacher was like a lullaby, and Zhang Yuan fell asleep after listening to it for just two minutes.
"Students! What we are writing on the blackboard now is the equation that has plagued mathematicians for more than 500 years and was finally proved unsolvable by Cui Minghua, a tenured professor at Huaqing University! (PS: This is made up, hehe)"
"The difficulty of Heley's equation is enough to rank in the top 10 of the world's math problems! This is also ......"
"Whew! Call! ”
Just when Li Hongliang on the podium was speaking energetically, there was a shocking snoring sound from the audience!
It's louder than him speaking into the microphone!
A group of students looked for a snoring voice, and at a glance they saw Zhang Yuan lying on the table drooling and sleeping.
"! Who's that buddy? Dare to sleep in Hades Li's high math class and snore?! Awesome! He didn't want to pass the final exam? ”
"You don't even know him? This is our school's famous dog licking king - Zhang Yuan. This morning, he was dumped by Zhang Xinqi on the street and scolded him. It's crazy on the campus forum, haven't you seen it? ”
"it, no wonder. Tut-tut! How pathetic! ”
On the podium, Li Hongliang's lungs were about to explode!
Someone dared to sleep in his class! The tiger doesn't threaten you, I'm a sick cat!
Today, he will make an example of the chickens and monkeys to set an example! Let's see who will dare to be presumptuous in the future!
Li Hongliang grabbed the chalk on the podium and smashed it on Zhang Yuan's head.
But who knew that Zhang Yuan just frowned, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, snorted and fell asleep again!
There was a stir in the classroom!
"Holy! This guy is so brave! ”
"It's over, it's over! Hades Lee is furious! This dude is miserable...... You don't have to run away! ”
"Tut-tut, this guy is going to be finished. I guess I'll be his senior next semester! ”
"Hahaha!"
The students in the whole classroom looked at the sleeping Zhang Yuan in unison, and their eyes were full of "admiration"!
Li Hongliang completely broke out!
"Good! Very good! ”
He stepped down from the podium and knocked on Zhang Yuan's table.
Zhang Yuan raised his head with hazy eyes, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw an angry big black face in front of him.
"! Hell! ”
This time, the others really couldn't hold it back, and clutched their stomachs and laughed wildly.
Li Hongliang's face was gloomy and he slapped it on the table.
"Quiet!"
"This student, you can sleep in class, you must have a good understanding of the content of this lesson."
"Then could you please tell me whether the equation on the blackboard has a solution or not?"
Zhang Yuan pursed his lips and thought to himself.
As an outstanding aspiring young man of our time, isn't it normal for Lao Tzu to sleep in high math class?
These symbols are like ghost drawings, who can see it......
Although Zhang Yuan was ready to make a fuss in public, he still looked at the formula on the blackboard with a hint of luck.
But he doesn't know if he doesn't see it, and he is shocked when he sees it!
World-class math problems are as simple as one plus one in Zhang Yuan's eyes!
No way! What's going on?
Woke up math and suddenly fell in love with me?
Wait a minute! I remember! It won't be Chang'e's elixir!
I'll go...... Then this medicine is too strong!
Zhang Yuan exclaimed, saw the answer at a glance, and then said confidently and loudly.
"There is a solution!"
……
After a brief moment of silence, the classroom was completely boiling.
"Poofha! This dude is crazy, right? ”
"I can see that he didn't listen at all, hahaha!"
"Hurry up, hurry up, have you made a video? I'm going to post Tik Tok, hahahaha, I'm laughing to death! ”
Zhang Yuan looked at the laughing crowd with an inexplicable expression.
Laughing Nima! There is no solution to such a simple formula?! Which sand coin proves it?
Li Hongliang laughed angrily at him, took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart.
"Classmate, since you have a solution, please go to the podium and demonstrate it for everyone!"