Chapter 21: It's hard not to get people wrong
Zhang Yuan thought about it, and some indescribable pictures poured into his mind......
yue!
No, no, no! Master, my innocence can't be ruined!
Zhang Yuan hurriedly twisted his arm, trying to break free from the palm of the God of Wealth holding him.
"What are you doing! You kid doesn't understand! There's a lot of good stuff in this backyard......"
But in the next second, the God of Wealth suddenly noticed the constipation-like expression on Zhang Yuan's face.
Understand in seconds!
The God of Wealth slapped Zhang Yuan on the back of the head!
"Holy! What do you little deflated calf think! Lao Tzu TM likes women! ”
"Woman, do you understand???"
"The kind of long hair that flutters and has choppy waves!! Understand?!!! ”
"Hey, hey, that's good, that's good......"
Zhang Yuan relieved himself and followed the God of Wealth into a side room.
As soon as he entered the door, a fragrant aroma of wine instantly penetrated Zhang Yuan's nose, refreshing!
I saw that the dozens of square meters of the wing room was full of sealed wine jars.
Just by smelling it, the faces of the two were full of obsession.
"Wow! Is that what you're talking about! That's too exaggerated! ”
"That's it! Although the old man doesn't like to drink, he likes to hide wine. ”
"The wine here, you can just take out a jar of elixir and jade liquid, a superb wine with no price!"
The God of Wealth immediately stepped forward and sniffed this and that in a pile of wine jars, like an old drunkard.
"But...... Isn't it good for us to casually break into the wine cellar of the prince of the stove? ”
"Harm!"
"What are you afraid of! Don't I have you covered? I'll take it for you if something happens! ”
After that, the God of Wealth went to the wine jar again.
After a long while, the God of Wealth finally pulled out a jar of aging.
The pottery altar is also carved with dragon and phoenix reliefs, just smelling, there is a warm and comfortable feeling among the limbs and hundreds of remains, which is absolutely extraordinary.
"Finally found it! It's not been a day or two since I've been hungry for this dragon and phoenix salivation! ”
The God of Wealth was full of excitement and wanted to introduce Zhang Yuan to this dragon and phoenix saliva well, but when he turned his head, he saw Zhang Yuan staring blankly at the phone, his brows locked.
"Yo, what's wrong? Sad, what's wrong? ”
"Oh, no, no!"
Zhang Yuan came back to his senses, and his panicked mobile phone was put in his pocket.
The God of Wealth smiled evilly.
"No, you kid has a situation!"
"Oh! I know! You're trapped in love! ”
"Sent a message to your sister Chang'e, and they didn't reply?"
"How do you know...... Bah! I don't have one! I, I'm just in ...... Reading a novel! Right! Reading a novel! ”
"Okay, I can't see your little fuss?"
"Listen to the master's advice, woman! It will only affect how quickly you draw your sword! ”
The God of Wealth waved his hand! began to talk endlessly about the "bad fate" when he was young.
"When I was young, I had a handsome face that was invincible all over the world! I don't know how many girls are chasing me......"
But the more Zhang Yuan listened, the more wrong it became.
Depend on! Pretend to be forced, right?
Bullying Lao Tzu doesn't have a girlfriend, right?
Zhang Yuan turned around and walked out of the wing room with a black line on his face, leaving only the God of Wealth intoxicated and bragging about cowhide.
He looked at the dialog box with Chang'e on his phone, still stuck in the sentence he sent.
"Do you need me tonight? What I have is time! ”
Zhang Yuan looked at the silent dialog box, and a sense of loss arose.
He couldn't help but think of the "fragrant" scene on the first night, as well as Chang'e's domineering sentence: "In this world, only I can bully you, and it can only be me!" ”
Those long legs! That little brute waist!
It's cool!
Wrong......
It seems to be a little off-track......
Zhang Yuan sighed lightly, and was just about to put the phone back in his pocket.
"Woohoo!"
The phone suddenly vibrated twice.
It's WeChat!
Zhang Yuan hurriedly opened it and saw that it was really a message from Chang'e!
"No need, if you dare not reply to the message in the future, you will be finished!"
Zhang Yuan can even make up the cold and domineering look on her face and the look of wanting to eat people when Chang'e said this.
But...... How so...... What's going on with inexplicably peace of mind and satisfaction?!
Zhang Yuan replied in seconds.
"Yes! Top dog! ”
"Do you need a small warm quilt tonight?"
……
"Roll"
"Okay!"
Zhang Yuan took back his mobile phone with satisfaction, and even felt a little unfinished.
Alas! Sure enough! As long as the beautiful sister is beautiful enough, it will be cool to be scolded!
Zhang Yuan just wanted to go back to the wing room to take a look, and a big face suddenly appeared in front of Zhang Yuan!
"Smack!"
Zhang Yuan didn't have time to react, and instinctively exhaled with a big nose pocket!
The God of Wealth covered his face in disbelief, and then slowly turned into an aggrieved bastard.
"You...... You hit me...... You beat me! ”
"Woo-ah-ah!"
"I'm not alive! Woooooo I've grown so big that even my mom hasn't beaten me! ”
"How dare you call me in the face! Woo aaa ”
The God of Wealth began to roll on the ground while holding the wine jar.
Zhang Yuan looked at his hands in a daze, and then looked at the God of Wealth rolling on the ground.
Immediately stepped forward to apologize.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I really didn't mean to! ”
"The main thing is that your face is too scary!"
"Phew! No, no, you're too scary......"
"No, no...... Ah! This...... I...... You ......"
Zhang Yuan was most afraid of others crying, so he suddenly couldn't speak, and stomped his feet in place in a hurry.
I thought about it for a long time and didn't know how to coax him.
Ahhh
TMD!
Open to the pendulum!
Zhang Yuanxin's heart! simply lay down on the ground, and cried wolf like the God of Wealth.
Good guy, that look is worse than the God of Wealth's howl, and those who don't know think that the God of Wealth slapped Zhang Yuan!
"Ahhhh Ahhhh......h Yes? ”
The God of Wealth howled and suddenly realized: No! I remember I didn't sound like that!
When he opened his eyes, Zhang Yuan howled more vigorously than him.
"Eh, eh! I mean, what's the matter with you kid? ”
"Didn't you give me a slap in the face!"
"What are you howling?"
Zhang Yuan saw that the God of Wealth finally stopped it, and quickly jumped up and hugged the thigh of the God of Wealth.
"Hey, hey! I'm not coaxing you, you can't listen! I had to make this decision as a last resort! ”
"I was wrong big brother, no! Uncle! ”
"You see that your old man is magnanimous, compassionate, handsome, and rich! Surely you wouldn't bother with a hairy boy like me, would you? ”
"I really, really didn't mean to! Forgive me, okay? ”
Zhang Yuan looked flattering, and the boast was called a skyrocket!
The corners of the God of Wealth's mouth couldn't help but rise, but he still pretended to glance at Zhang Yuan.
Said with a mouse's eyebrow.
"Then you will have to cooperate with me in a while, and this slap will be over."
"Gotcha! Rest assured! You're satisfied! ”
Zhang Yuan was just about to get up when a startled voice came from behind him.
"You two are ...... In the ......"