Chapter 219: 'The Man Thing' (Leave of Absence)
There is a word in drama called prescribed situations, which is commonly known as dilemmas, and a qualified scumbag can stay calm in any situation and find the best solution.
Therefore, Li Suan set his eyes on a secluded place not far away, and motioned to Zhao Ruoyao and the others to wait for a while.
Even if he was drunk driving, driving without a license, and being caught in public, Li Suan did not have the slightest guilt on his face. There is no way, before you are sure that you can be forgiven, the trick of kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy can only increase the cost of getting forgiveness.
This is the legendary scumbag economics, and even if you pass the test this time, what about next time? What about next time?
Not to mention husband and wife, between men and women, it is a never-ending war, so even if it is a truce, you must plan for the future.
Li Shu went to a secluded place and stood still, glanced back at the others, and after making sure that the Fa was not passed on to the six ears, he asked, "Aren't you busy today?" ”
There was still no response on the phone, so Li Suan walked a little farther away and asked again.
"Really angry?"
There was a stiff 'um' on the other end of the line.
Li Shu smiled and discussed: "Tell me about me, I'm willing to run to the police station if I have nothing to do, let's write a police story in the next play, stay at the police station at one time, and I won't come in the future, okay?" ”
In the face of Li Suan's 'discussion', Yang Mi still didn't say anything, and Li Suan didn't know what the situation was, so he could only wait for a while, and then suggested: "Or you can scold me, just today, just scold on the phone." ”
On the phone, he asked, "Will you listen to the scolding?" ”
"I try to listen." Li Shu didn't seem to want to end the quarrel.
"That's when I open my mouth, you put the phone aside, and then when the time is almost up, you pick up the phone again, and pretend to listen to the whole thing." Yang Mi finally delivered a fatal blow: "My dad said that you men are like this, at first, I thought he was making excuses for himself, but now it seems that you are really all the same." ”
Li Shu has a bit of a headache, he has an Achilles heel in this set of ways to solve disputes and clarify family status, the old man is a daughter slave, and he tells his daughter everything.
He squatted on the ground, was silent for a while, and said, "Then so be it, I promise that there will be no next time, and I will go to the driver's license test tomorrow." ”
"Okay, you can say anything, I'll listen to you anyway. I believe you when you say you want to learn to drive, and I believe you when you say you don't drink while driving, anyway, the result is that I carry it.
Let's get married quickly, so that if you kill yourself, I can spend your money to beat your baby, and if you can't find someone to come back, mix doubles with your baby. ”
Li Suan listened to Yang Mi's voice on the phone, his face gradually became unsightly, no way, as a film and television practitioner, he has too much sense of picture, and everything Yang Mi said may become a reality.
He could only explain strongly: "I don't drink anymore, I don't want to drink in the first place, if it weren't for the first time in front of Sina's gang, I wouldn't have drunk yesterday." ”
There was silence on the phone for nearly a minute, and Yang Mi suddenly said in a low voice: "We're about to get married, we're a family, such a dangerous thing, can you stop doing it in the future?" Just for me. ”
Listening to the gentle words, Li Suan's heart seemed to be touched by the girl who was thousands of miles away.
He sat on the side of the road and said with a wry smile: "You, you have found a way to deal with me." ”
Nanjing, live.
Yang Mi's eyes lit up on her arm, and she immediately sat up, no longer using the method of squeezing her stomach to affect her mood, but focused on the mustard juice that she could reach.
"I learn to drive, learn to drive, and strive to be a law-abiding citizen in the future, so as not to cause trouble to the police uncle, but I don't promise, so far, this is just an intention?"
On the phone, Li Suan's voice came again, Yang Mi was also ruthless, picked up the mustard juice, opened it in three or two, and ate a big bite at that time.
The tears came down in an instant. Not to mention the strength that stood up, it really gave her a splitting headache.
But even so, Yang Mi is still insisting.
Zeng Jia called at three o'clock in the morning, saying that no matter what, she had to make this matter clear to Yang Mi. People didn't say anything bad about Li Shu at all, but just said that although she borrowed the car, she didn't know that Li Shu didn't have a driver's license.
Li Suan told Yang Mi that he could drive, but with his mouth, what he said he couldn't be discounted?
Yang Mi's next action was to ask Director Yang for leave, but he didn't find any excuses, and directly told the other party that Li was included, but Director Yang was not worried at all, and after listening to all the things, he didn't approve the leave at all on the grounds of nervousness in shooting.
Director Yang just told Yang Mi: "Don't worry, that kid can't die." ”
Rest assured, this word has always been easy to say, Yanjing girl, although she is responsible for buying a job in a fight, but this kind of knowing that she is breaking the law is absolutely not supported.
After worrying for more than an hour, Yang Mi suddenly blessed his soul and connected Director Yang's live lecture with Zhang Songwen's detailed analysis of characters and so on. She used her temporary creativity, found Zhang Songwen, and told him a story.
Men and women have not known each other for a long time, but the relationship has developed rapidly, and now they talk about marriage, but men always make mistakes.
Zhang Songwen didn't wake up either, and asked directly, derailed?
Yang Mi asked in a trembling voice: "Do all men cheat?" ”
Zhang Songwen asked Yang Mi's friend's character, the man's character, the comparison of the careers and families of the two sides, and after a short analysis, he solemnly told Yang Mi that this man is hopeless, if your friend really wants to marry him, then from now on, you have to set rules.
Propriety?
It's good if Li Shu doesn't set himself up.
Yang Mi asked Zhang Songwen for advice on the solution with a pale face, and Zhang Songwen, who didn't know that he had been involved in the boss's family affairs, told Yang Mi: "It's true that a man loves freedom, that's his yearning, but just like we create characters in dramas, if you want to set rules, you have to start with fear." ”
So, what is Li Suan's fear?
Yang Mi meditated hard, combined with some urban legends, and said the famous golden sentences of later generations.
'When you die, someone else sleeps with your wife, spends your money, and beats your baby.' ’
Before saying this, Yang Mi modified the paragraph of sleeping with your wife as appropriate, but Li Suan said, "You have found a way to deal with me."
What kind of sword mountain and sea of fire, in front of the gentle knife, you have to be defeated.
When looking for Zhang Songwen's last words, Zhang Songwen also reminded her: "What you said is good, but it's too direct and easy to hurt people, it's better to tell your friends, and then say something to ease up, and turn the words of finding someone to beat your baby into angry words." ”
Zhang Songwen is an honest man, and in the face of Yang Mi's boss's request for help, he will say anything.
Here in the capital, hearing Yang Mi's crying, Li Suan's heart softened, but he couldn't help it, so he could only continue to coax, wanting to coax him with sweet words until he burst into laughter.
"See, this is a scumbag."
Reba sat on the steps, and Gu Yu behind him appeared like a ghost.
She asked, "You're out?" ”
"The secretary got up, a phone call. Tsk, but it's a pity, the opportunity for heroes to save beauty has been missed. ”
beat people, and it was very bad, for Gu Yu, it was a phone call, she sat next to Reba and looked at Li Suan's back, so she asked Reba.
"Who?"
"Very interesting teacher......"
Before Reba's words fell, Xia Shasha hurriedly added: "It's Teacher Li Shu." ”
"Teacher? What do you teach? ”
Xia Shasha intends to maintain Li Suan's glorious image: "Screenwriter. ”
Gu Yule was happy: "You slept with him?" ”
Xia Shasha's face immediately turned red: "Why are you talking nonsense!" ”
She got up and left, and ran to Zhao Ruoyao, who was on the phone and reporting the situation. Reba also wanted to follow, but Gu Yu asked her to stay with a sentence: "'If you want to learn well, sleep with the master first', have you heard of this?" ”
Reba frowned, with an offended expression, Gu Yu hurriedly changed the topic: "Don't worry, I didn't say you, I said him." ”
She raised her chin and gestured to Li Suan's direction: "I know too much about men." You know why? ”
Reba was curious: "Why?" ”
"Because I'm some man's fault...... Want to know more? ”
Looking at Reba's deer-like eyes, Gu Yu took out his mobile phone: "Change to WeChat, even if you can't meet often, you can chat often." Also, don't learn any screenwriting from him, you can mess with me. ”
Reba directly threw out a sentence angrily: "I am an actor." ”
……
After coaxing Yang Mi, Li Shu seemed to have just sold a lot of strength, there was no way, the old father-in-law's daughter slave status made him lose the opportunity, and Yang Mi's sudden change of tactics also made him unprepared.
Li Suan, who signed a series of unequal treaties, sighed long and short along the way, he vaguely felt that there was something abnormal on Yang Mi's side, but it was quite amazing to have someone in charge.
People like Xia Shasha and Zhao Ruoyao in Beijing must not feel the loneliness of drifting in a foreign land, this is a big city with 20 million people living in it, but it can also make you pick up the phone, you can't find someone you can meet immediately.
"Book me a ticket to Nanjing, tonight."
Li Suan's sudden opening made Zhao Ruoyao stunned, she hadn't adapted to the identity of Li Suan's agent at this time, she just said: "There is an arrangement that can't be pushed off the day after tomorrow." ”
"What arrangement?"
""Let's Talk", is a variety show, I have invited many cultural celebrities, I have sent the recording process of the program team to your email, and there are still some things to pay attention to......"
Li Suan opened his mouth to interrupt: "Cultural celebrities, what are they looking for me for?" ”
"It's Sina's publicity process, and after this show, the scandal between you and Yang Mi will be moderately exposed, and there will be ......"
"Okay, don't talk about it, I'll ask for a ticket to Nanjing tonight."
Seeing Li Suan's eyes, Zhao Ruoyao remained silent, and at the same time remembered Zeng Jia's teachings in her heart.
"You can't control him, just get used to him, and when you need it, find Yang Mi to deal with him."
Zeng Jia can also be regarded as having figured out Li Shu's fate, and when he knows who he is facing, he can turn into a finger twister.
Li Suan glanced at Reba who was about to fall asleep from the rearview mirror again, I don't know why, I was a little unhappy when I saw that comfortable look, if it weren't for this girl, he wouldn't have lost power and humiliated the country in Yang Mi, so wouldn't it be a pity to let it go like this?
"You two!" He whispered.
Reba and Xia Shasha looked in the rearview mirror and met Li Suan's gaze.
Li Suan said expressionlessly: "The problem of the story structure, Xia Shasha, you have to explain it clearly to Reba, I have something to think of for the time being, you remember." ”
Xia Shasha subconsciously took out her mobile phone, and Reba followed closely behind.
"I don't plan to change all the drama "Micro Times", I just want to change the part of Reba, the character of Wu Amber, how to go from hating his illegitimate daughter, to accepting, and finally returning to his mother, I need a complete story line. Reba writes a character biography, Xia Shasha, you write the plot, it doesn't matter how bloody it is, I'll change the last draft. ”
"Understood." Xia Shasha took the lead in responding, but Reba was a little entangled.
"Any questions?" Li Suan looked at Reba and asked.
"I probably won't be able to do it." Reba hesitated for a long time before speaking.
Xia Shasha glanced at Reba, but she didn't understand who this girl was. Sometimes it's smart enough to be resourceful, and sometimes it's stupid enough to be clumsy and rigid.
'You won't be able to look for me. She squeezed Reba's hand, but Reba didn't seem to feel it.
"It's okay to do it badly. But you have to write as much as you can, I can read all the bad things, I can see it if I don't work hard, I can see it.
And I, as a person, don't hate stupidity, I hate the cunning that you play in front of me, which can be seen at a glance. ”
After Li Suan finished speaking, he looked away, in fact, as far as accepting apprentices is concerned, clumsy qualifications are nothing, after all, in this world, geniuses are always a minority.
……
In the early hours of the morning, Li Suan walked out of the terminal, rushed to the hotel blindly, and then entered the computer room as soon as possible.
The computer room is a summary of the shooting materials, and the paragraphs completed on the scene will be roughly cut here, and the reason why many film and television works do not match the preface and afterword, in addition to internal contradictions, the failure of editing also occupies the main element.
In less than fifteen days, the crew will leave for Gansu to complete the next filming.
Li Suan stared at the material for an hour, these things that had not yet taken shape and were somewhat boring did not seem so difficult to swallow at this time.
What few people know is that screenwriters have a dream of directing, and Li Suan has also had it.
There was a sound at the door again, and Li Shu looked back and saw that it was Yang Mi.
Li Suan turned around: "Didn't sleep?" ”
Yang Mi shook his head and came to Li Shu's side: "I'm waiting for you to sneak attack at night, but you won't come." ”
She stretched out a hand and touched Li Suan's face: "Sleep, vegetarian." ”
Li Suan smiled and glanced at his girl again: "I can't sleep." ”
"Why?"
"Find an apprentice who is passable."
"Young, then I have to ask you, is she pretty?"
Yang Mi sat on Li Shuan's lap, looking at him with both eyes, and under the light of the screen, his eyes seemed to be shining.
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Li Shu put his head over: "Don't worry, I'm not as beautiful as you, but I want to be a director." ”