In the second year of high school, I began to slowly learn to keep a low profile. Because of insomnia, I left the dormitory and rented a single room in the garage converted from the first floor of the faculty housing complex. All the first floor is a garage for students to live, living in the school or boarding students, I bought a super good bicycle, riding a bicycle out, the doorman will not check whether the school license plate is blue or red, the car was left idle in the yard for ten years without rust.

When I first entered the school, the girls' dormitory gave everyone nicknames according to their age, the eldest to the eleventh, and the youngest cub. I am the seventh, Tang Lan is the third, since the talent to make money has been brightened, the honorific title of Brother Jie has overshadowed the seventh, and no one has ever called me the seventh child.

The eighth child is a girl who is not good-looking, but she did something that shocked the whole class in the second year of high school. I didn't live in the dormitory anymore, but people would talk to me about anything.

I didn't know Lao Ba well, and when she came back and lay on the table like ashes, the squad leader made a mistake, and no one wanted to be at the same table with her.

"Arrange for me to be her tablemate, no one will take care of that look, and no one will notice it when it's cold."

In this way, a person who was the most popular in the class was at the same table with a person who was excluded by the class, and I took care of the eighth child for half a month, but she still dropped out.

Because I always have insomnia, I can't learn anything during the day, but at one or two o'clock in the evening, my IQ becomes higher, and I can't do math problems during the day, and at two o'clock in the middle of the night, I write like a god. If the college entrance examination was taken at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, my score would definitely be doubled.

After the eighth child left, I began to pick my next tablemate, and the rules in the class at that time were that men and men were at the same table, and women and women were at the same table, and it was randomly arranged by the class leader.

I want to be at the same table with Yang Qingwen, the first place in the class, and my head teacher Xiao Ai and I promise that we will learn from the first place and improve our grades. The head teacher agreed, and it was a special case for men and women to share the table.

Lao Yang looks like Wei Shen of Peking University, he is really a genius, he reads comics in class and sleeps a lot, which is a full score in the exam! The math teacher was lecturing on the podium, he was reading a cartoon, and weakly threw out the phrase, "There is another solution."

What can I learn from him, he hasn't studied in front of me. He and I learned not to listen to classes, to use an electric soldering pen and circuit board to assemble a miniature table lamp, to use a motor to make an electric fan by ourselves, what electrode resistance, just play, Lao Tzu's grades plummeted.

Time passed day by day, the third year of high school came, and then I was divided into another class, and some of my classmates went to study art.

My best friend began to change from Tang Lan to Xiaowen, and I said, "Third brother, you and I are both brothers, what do you and I avoid, do you know that we are estranged? It's been a long time since you've asked me to borrow money."

Lan Lan said apologetically, "I'm really not avoiding suspicion, I'm really poor, and I can't spend ahead of time."

Xiaowen is a very good little brother, and he always believes in me: "Brother Jie, I don't think you will like girls, I don't think you will like any man, I think you will beat a bachelor until you are in your thirties. But you will make money, and you will definitely find me to be the vice president when you open a company in the future."

"Are you talking about human words? Vice President, be a security guard at the gate."

I'm still helping my classmates and teachers. Someone has to sign up for every class and every event in the school sports meeting, and if no one signs up for the women's 1,500-meter run, the teacher will go to whoever names them.

Who was the most helpful person in the class, and the teacher gave me this job unceremoniously.

I also lived up to the trust, endured a stomachache and ran the slowest result in the history of the school since the establishment of the school, others have completed three laps, and I haven't finished one lap yet...... The jury was dispersed.

I was really tired after this run, and I said to the teacher, "I want to take a leave of absence to go home and study on my own for a month." At that time, in order to motivate our classmates, the teacher instilled in us the chicken soup of the scumbags who studied independently and counterattacked to become the god of learning. Seeing that I ran this school sports meeting, there was no merit and hard work, so I agreed to go home.

After I went home, I didn't open the book, I watched American dramas for a month, I slept until noon every day, and after returning to school, my English score actually improved by 20 points, English is the pain of the whole class, and the teacher really thought I was a genius.

On the first night of self-study back to school, I just wanted to find Tang Lan to pass a note to reminisce about the past, when I saw her crying and yelling at a boy, "You are sick!"

Then he ran out crying, the boy wanted to chase him out, but I stopped him, I don't know what happened, but the moon is dark and the wind is high, and I have to make sure that Tang Lan is safe.

"Get back to your seat, you dare to get out of the classroom, the consequences are serious." I threatened this new classmate who was assigned to our class.

And so on! Why haven't you seen it before? The boy obediently returned to his seat, his eyes kept looking at me, and he felt very sick to his stomach.

After school, I went to the girls' dormitory to find Tang Lan and ask what was going on. Tang Lan cried and told me that this boy had been harassing her for several days, and the other girls in the dormitory and the girls in the dormitory next door also came to cry and cry and tell me how this man was dishonest to female classmates in the class, verbally flirtatious, and frivolous.

I teased all the middle-looking girls in the class!