The moon was clear and the stars were clear, Jiang Buyi sat in the tent he had just set up, and he struggled to open the canned organic meat. She already knew that this brand of canned meat was notoriously difficult to open, but every time she camped, she had to bring one or two, not because she loved to eat, but because she carried a very unforgettable love. In the end, she broke the ring, and she smiled helplessly and took out a reed knife, which was the fifth in two months this year.

As soon as she thought of him, Jiang Buyi began to struggle.

Suddenly, a rustling sound came from the noise, interrupting Jiang Buyi's thoughts, and she raised her head vigilantly to look around. I heard that there were bears on this mountain, but I couldn't stand the camping friends to go together, and there was no accident, and it gradually became an Internet celebrity check-in place.

Jiang Buyi's worries are not unreasonable, because her tent is on the outskirts of the camp, she is different from these fellow friends, she likes the feeling of camping, looking at the bright moon that is not in the city with high-rise buildings, and feeling the breeze that has not been stained by exhaust gas.

She even brought her tent up the mountain by herself, and she wouldn't go to the store on the mountain to rent one, and take various equipment to pose for photos or live broadcasts there. looked at the female anchor next door who was quite close to her and complained dissatisfiedly about the many mosquitoes on the mountain before the start of filming, and after the filming started, the crazy Amway place was beautiful, and her sweet and greasy voice was even more difficult than the canned food in her hand.

When she saw that it was a cat, Jiang Buyi's love overflowed, and she said "Mimi" to it a few times, and chased two steps to feed the cat a little canned food.

Before she could take two more steps, suddenly Jiang Buyi heard a loud noise, as if something heavy had fallen into the pit. She swallowed nervously and shone a flashlight in the direction of the sound, it was a trap!

It's so weird, there are traps here?

Because it has become an Internet celebrity spot, the Ministry of Culture and Tourism of the Municipal Government has already tendered for construction, and there can be no traps nearby.

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness." Jiang Buyi muttered in a low voice and walked forward. "! There are bears! Jiang Buyi watched the bear struggling in the pit, so she couldn't bear to dial 114 to check the phone number of the local wildlife rescue station, and called the police to explain the situation.

The bear was sent to the aid station, which was quite ferocious.

In the early hours of the morning, a bear swaggering away appeared in the surveillance of the aid station.

The bear returns to his cave and complains to his neighbor, the mountain god, that humans are becoming more and more careless, and that there are traps nearby that they have to explore.

The mountain god pinched his fingers, stroked his non-existent beard, and deceived the bear with an unfathomable expression: "Gou Xun, you met your destined person."

"She can help you get into the immortal class early." Seeing that Gou Xun didn't believe it, the mountain god continued to flicker.

"Which? Are you going to eat her? Or kill her? Or dissect her heart alchemy? Gou Xun asked the mountain god with a blank face.

The mountain god choked on Gou Xun's words, knocked Gou Xun's head hard, and said angrily: "Double cultivation! Do you want to double cultivate?! ”

"Oh, double cultivation." Gou Xun is a young bear who has never been in love, don't look at the thousands of years of cultivation, he is really a novice in this regard.

The mountain spirit was angry, threw him a book that was not very serious, and then said: "Now what you have to do is to make her fall in love with you, but there is a small problem, that is, you can't transform yet, and it is impossible for her as a normal woman to fall crazy and fall in love with a bear."

"What then?"

"It's simple, I'll help you transform, but there's a small price." The mountain god squinted his eyes and looked calculating, "The price of transformation is that you will lose your cultivation," Seeing that Gou Xun was about to be anxious, the mountain god patted his shoulder and comforted, "As long as she can fall in love with you, you will become an immortal, you are all in the immortal class, and your cultivation will naturally come back." ”

has been a neighbor for thousands of years, and Gou Xun felt that the mountain god would not lie to him, so he boldly agreed to the mountain god's request. Gou Xun changed into a beautiful skin, and was surprised by the reflection in the water, and hugged his fists at the mountain god, and even said thank you.

It's just that what Gou Xun doesn't know is that this skin has a time limit, and if Jiang Buyi doesn't love him within three months, he will lose both his skin and his mana cultivation.

Jiang Buyi, who was interrupted by the bear, resigned herself to go back to pack her things and go to work, and she was very annoyed that she had to face a holiday on the short weekend.

Fortunately, Gou Xun would open the valley, otherwise he would starve to death in the mountains sooner or later. He waited for two months on the mountain where he met Jiang Buyi, but he never saw Jiang Buyi at all. At this time, he thought that he couldn't sit still, so he straightened his clothes and went all the way down the mountain.

No one will find it strange to wear Hanfu on the street in 2022, so Gou Xun did not cause much commotion.

He carefully took the last tracing talisman given by the mountain god and walked aimlessly through the city.

He looked at the surrounding environment curiously, and to be honest, Xianping had not been so prosperous for three years. Is there someone in the weirdly shaped box that flashes quickly? The lantern can actually change color on its own, is this fairy magic or witchcraft?

Finally, the search talisman turned into a ray of red light and flew forward, sticking to Jiang Buyi's body, which interrupted Gou Xun's curiosity about the world.

Jiang Buyi saw a talisman glued to his body, and cursed secretly: Bad luck! As soon as I wanted to tear off the sticky talisman on my body, I heard a very perverted word in my ear.

"Let's double cultivate."

Looking up and seeing a particularly serious face, Jiang Buyi tried to calm down, and asked in an unceremonious tone, "Are you sick?"

"In the lower body, the body is healthy, the strength is infinite, the mountain god said that you have to double cultivate with you to be ranked in the immortal class." Gou Xun reiterated his appeal to her again.

"Double cultivation? Isn't it that I've read too many immortal novels and my brain is broken, right? Jiang Buyi looked at Gou Xun and secretly said that it was a pity, he was young and still so good-looking, but it was a pity that he was a demon.

"I can give you supreme wealth below."

Listen, it's hard to make a brain designation.

"Okay, I can say yes, but can you go with me to a place first?" Jiang Buyi secretly edited the text message to call the police, and then planned to take him to the nearest police station.

successfully sent Gou Xun to the police station, Jiang Buyi consciously did a good deed, and asked three or two friends to have a drink in the evening to celebrate that he had done a good deed.

Jiang Buyi on top was too happy and drank away. Call someone randomly, and your friends can't stop you.

In the end, a man wearing a windbreaker with a very bad face appeared in front of the barbecue stall and hugged Jiang Buyi away.

Friends prayed with joy that Jiang Buyi would be glad about what she had done tonight.

"Chen Manyu, you let me down." Jiang Buyi smelled the smell of thinking day and night, and began to resist.

"Aren't you bold just now?" Chen Manyu still had a black face, Jiang Buyi hadn't contacted him for two months, and when he suddenly contacted him, he was still unconscious, and he was still shouting that he was going to the bar to fish for a little white face, which made him very unhappy. At that time, I didn't even say anything about breaking up, I just said "Let's be separated for a while and calm down", which is not only calm, but so cold that I almost forgot that there is such a person as him, right?

"Actually, I miss you too." Jiang Buyi's restless hand wrapped around Chen Manyu's neck, and he whispered in his ear drunken and seductive, "I'm really sad without you helping me open the can." As she spoke, she kissed Chen Manyu's face with ease.

"Be reserved, on the street." Chen Manyu stopped the drunken man in his arms.

Dry firewood, long drought and rain, the best love is in the moment of the spring night.

"Chen Manyu, I miss you so much." Jiang Buyi buried her face in the arms of the shirtless man, and her tone was full of chagrin.

"If you don't have a conscience, you won't be angry with you for a long time." Chen Manyu took out the ring that he had prepared two months ago, and his tone was full of expectation: "Then can you agree now?"

"Do you always carry it with you?" Jiang Buyi suddenly asked such a sentence without thinking, which made the atmosphere fall into embarrassment.

"Okay, I got it." Adult communication sometimes doesn't need to be explicit.

"Who said I wouldn't say yes." Jiang Buyi hurriedly snatched the ring box in Chen Manyu's hand and brought it to herself.

"Mr. Chen Manyu, are you still willing to marry this brainless and unhappy lady as your wife?" Jiang Buyi sat up abruptly, pointed at himself, and asked him solemnly.

"Extremely willing, unswerving in this life." The two hugged each other and slept together.

What Jiang Buyi didn't know was that if she didn't agree to Chen Manyu's marriage proposal tonight, he really wouldn't belong to her anymore. Luckily, she wanted to open it. Chen Manyu will use practical actions to prove that Jiang Buyi's choice will not be wrong.

The wind blows the curtains, or the curtains roll up the breeze, who knows?

Gou Xun fled back to the mountain overnight, crying and hugging the thigh of the mountain god. Woo woo woo is terrible. The human race in Xianping for three years is really simple, at least he won't trick him into going to the Yamen!

"Pinch your fingers, you met her, and there was a misunderstanding." The mountain god stroked his non-existent beard again, "That's a good thing, at least the woman knows who you are." ”

"Who? A madman who went crazy? Gou Xun choked up and retorted to the mountain god's words.

"Alas, little dog bear, you have to have faith." The mountain god is good at talking, saying that he coaxed Gou Xun.

The mountain god sent Gou Xun into Jiang Buyi's dream. Jiang Buyi didn't want to dream of the man she met during the day, although he was handsome and abnormal, he was a fool, what was good about dreaming of a fool. Jiang Buyi was very resistant to dreaming of Gou Xun, so the mountain god sent it back and forth into her dreams, and her dreams went back and forth to exclude Gou Xun from entering the country.

But Gou Xun is very tenacious, even if he is eaten by the dream to the bone, he has to double cultivate with Jiang Buyi, after all, he can enter the immortal class and become a god.

Jiang Buyi finally didn't reject him in his dream, and Gou Xun once again emphasized his appeal, "I want to double cultivate with you." ”

Jiang Buyi kissed him impatiently, and then said: "It is written in the fairy tale that the frog prince needs the kiss of the princess to become a human, and the sleeping beauty also needs the kiss of the prince to wake up, don't you just want this, can you go like this?"

Gou Xun was frightened by Jiang Buyi's directness, and forgot to verify whether the woman was in love with him, so he fled because of this kiss and hid back in the mountains.

The mountain god really couldn't stand the bear who ate and drank for a month every day, and said the heavenly opportunity: "The divine power is just a skin, giving you a time limit is to test you, it doesn't matter whether you become an immortal or not, it doesn't matter if she loves you or not, only if you really put yourself in the position of a human being, you will become a real human being." Obviously, now you have the seven emotions and six desires of human beings.

Make one last deal, if you want to stay with her, you have to hand over your immortality and become a real human who can live, grow old, sick and die. ”

Would you like to?

Jiang Buyi's figure appeared in front of him in a trance, and Gou Xun blinked in confusion.