Chapter 68: Quack

"Blow it up for me!"

With Bai Feiyu's order.

The bomb rat appeared, and without hesitation, fired a projectile at the store.

A barrage of pocket bombs, flying through the back door, disappeared into the darkness.

"Boom, boom!"

Immediately after, the fire flickered, as if on the surface of a calm lake, throwing huge stones, stirring up a series of muffled sounds.

Debris flew one after another, and a fierce stream of heat gushed out and hit Bai Feiyu's immobile body.

"If you don't get out of it again, I don't mind blowing up the whole store." He looked inside the door and raised his voice to threaten.

The devil knows what's inside, and he doesn't know if there's a trap.

Whatever his motivations, he doesn't intend to throw himself into the net.

If you can trick the other party out, it is naturally the best.

The voice fell shortly after.

There was a small thud inside.

Bai Feiyu faintly saw a figure appear inside the door.

However, he doesn't have night vision and can't see what it is.

You can only use the light of your phone's flashlight to shine through.

Under the illumination of the light, the rolling dust became more and more obvious.

At the same time, the figure in the darkness revealed its true face.

"One...... Duck? Bai Feiyu tilted his head slightly.

It was a big white duck more than a meter tall.

A large, stuffed duck toy, to be exact.

With a fluffy white body, a flat yellow beak, a bulging belly, and two bright yellow duck paws, they raised their wings slightly and swayed towards the outside.

It looks simple, even a little cute, and it can't be connected to the expected ferocious aliens.

"What are you?" Bai Feiyu couldn't help but ask, trying to communicate with the other party.

The big white duck stopped, stunned in place, looking at the human outside the door, and did not answer.

Because it is a plush toy with no expression, it looks particularly wooden and gives people a feeling that it is not very smart.

Without getting a reply, Bai Feiyu was silent for a moment, trying to change to a language that the other party could understand: "Quack ......"

The big white duck tilted his head slightly, as if in thought.

Seeing this, Bai Feiyu struck while the iron was hot, and tentatively added a few words: "Quack quack...... Quack ......"

"Are you gagging you? Brain-dead! An uncontrollable deep voice exploded from the big white duck's body, "Can you speak human words!" ”

"You can speak human words, what kind of duck are you pretending?" Bai Feiyu was furious.

"Didn't Lao Tzu want to pretend to be cute and deceive you, a fool with a missing brain stem?" The big white duck's personality can be described as extremely straightforward and honest, "Don't you humans eat this?" ”

"With such a cute appearance as Lao Tzu, as long as you pretend to be harmless to humans and animals, it is too simple to deceive the trust of you humans." His words were simple and rude, he waved his wings and pointed to the small shop behind him, "The owner of this shop was deceived by me in this way. ”

"Lao Tzu just pretended to be cute a little, and he took me as a poor alien pet and adopted me." His words were full of disdain, "Lao Tzu gave him a little benefit, and he was so happy that he couldn't find the north, thinking that he had the same adventure as the main character of the anime." ”

"Then why are you so blunt in front of me?" Bai Feiyu didn't have a good breath, "You continue to pretend to be cute, maybe I will be deceived by you." ”

"Because you're so brain-dead." The big white duck said extremely frankly, "It's so brainbroken that I don't have the mood to pretend in front of you." ”

"I patiently pretended to be cute in front of this guy who opened the store, mainly because I was a newcomer, I didn't know much about the planet, I didn't understand the language, and I was seriously injured, so I needed a place to stay and understand the situation." He sneered, and there was a bit of grievance and unhappiness in his voice, "Otherwise, does Lao Tzu need to scratch his head and make a gesture to such an ant-like human?" ”

"So, it's not me who is the problem." Bai Feiyu couldn't help but argue, "It's just that you have discovered that the human beings on this planet can't threaten your life at all, and they are as weak as ants in front of you, so you naturally don't have the patience to continue to pretend to deceive human beings." ”

"If it weren't for the difference I was in." He asked rhetorically, "Now you're afraid you don't even have the idea of pretending to be in front of me a little, right?" ”

"So what?" The big white duck doesn't seem to have the same shame as ordinary humans, and doesn't care about being debunked at all.

Or, in other words, he has already treated the other party as a corpse, so naturally he doesn't have to care about such trivial things.

When I met such an honest and foul-mouthed guy, things suddenly became clear.

Thinking that it was Hou Sheng's little hair, he accidentally met the alien visitor in front of him, and saw that he looked harmless and cute, and was seriously injured, so he adopted him.

Later, I gradually discovered the extraordinaryness of this big white duck.

I got a lot of benefits from this.,I thought it was an adventure like the protagonist of the novel.,Pick up a treasure.。

The face-changing software that Hou Sheng is looking at is also the handiwork of this duck.

It's just that with the temperament of this thing in front of me.

When you take care of your injuries, understand the situation, and confirm that the humans on this planet are all equally weak, you will naturally reveal your true nature.

"With your character, the human who adopted you may not end well in the end, right?" Out of humanitarianism, Bai Feiyu tentatively inquired about Hou Shengfa's life and death.

"A tool that has lost its value, of course, has no need to exist in this world." The big white duck's voice was full of unhappiness, "What's more, as long as I see him, Lao Tzu will recall that he pretended to be cute and a pet in front of him, it's so disgusting!" ”

"You really don't talk about martial arts at all!" Bai Feiyu said with emotion.

"Do you think I should be grateful to him?" The Great White Duck's words were full of incredulity, "That's right, you don't know who I am, let alone why I came to your planet, to say such things." ”

"If you know who I am." He looked directly at the human in front of him, and there was a bit of evil in his words, "It's impossible to say such stupid things!" ”