Chapter 6: The Majesty of the Dragon (Power Pull Crotch Version)
"Come down! At most, we promise you that we won't look for a short sight for no reason! β
"Yes, we promised you!"
"I don't believe it, unless you write a guarantee, I'll jump straight from the fence."
"Sign, sign, sign! We'll all sign it! β
Comforting the girls one by one is an extremely physically demanding thing for Su Yan, if he meets some talented women who are slightly cultivated, he can't get out at all without being picked up by the talented girls with a layer of fox fur, and some of the talented women's honey little mouths are extremely hurtful to the fox's heart.
Forget about the bell or something, they actually tried to smooth the fox hair and count the single and double on Su Yan's belly.
It's even more terrifying than a hooligan, and every word of pink hurt Su Yan enough.
Dragon! I am a nine-tailed fox with true dragon blood! A divine beast that can crisscross the world after adulthood!
There is Su Qun in the West who bullies me for being weak and powerless, and I am reduced to being able to endure the opposite side as a minister?
Outrageous! See? I'm crying!
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After a farce, the talented women coaxed the fox and the time gradually came to the evening, and after the people who had eaten in the canteen in the backyard, they were ready to open the door to do business, and the talented women went up to the stage and sat down on their respective seats with musical instruments in their hands.
"Alasβ"
The musicians dance and sing a play, and the opera sung by the talented girls is basically an opera adapted from their own prototype, and the style of the song is biased towards sadness and self-pity, describing the living from the old ladies who have been living in the dust due to the sudden change in family style.
The talented girls on the stage played music and sang, and the people in the audience could invite the talented women who were in the opposite eye to the elegant seat to discuss piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
If a talented girl sees the talent of the son, she will invite the son to her boudoir to perform the six arts alone for the son or chat about some ups and downs, so as to use the confined space to deceive the son of the reward with rhetoric.
Since ancient times, how ruthless the drama is, do you think people really like your talent and appearance?
They love your silver ticket! Dumb!
Before they encountered the family change, what kind of outstanding young man had not seen and looked up to you? You can't go to the children's table and drink grandma with them!
Compared with the talented women who have few customers, Su Yan, who is a shopkeeper and a miscellaneous worker, is hot here.
"Are you really a white fox demon?"
A lady grabbed Su Yanjin, who was passing by, and looked at Su Yan with a suspicious face: "Come, let me touch it." β
Su Yan has been in the hook column for a long time, and it has been more than a week before and after, Xia Yu's regional racial concept belongs to the sea and all rivers type, and the identity of the demon clan does not need to be kept secret, and it is easy to be suspected of a plot by the supervisors of the Demon Suppression Division.
It's just that outsiders don't know that Su Yan's white fox is different from the common wild fox on the roadside.
"Bring me a girl, who is born with some losers every day."
"I also ask for a wishful husband, preferably with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, as strong as a brute ox plowing the ground for a night without getting tired."
"I also beg Lang Jun, but it's better to be smaller, and it's best to let me hold it in my arms and play with it........"
As soon as the lady grabbed Su Yan's belt, the women or girls who were traveling with her all hugged her, put their slender jade hands on Su Yan's chest, and began to make a wish to Su Yan as if worshipping a god, hoping to gain the favor of the white fox.
Su Yan: "..........."
Let's say okay first, there's no problem with making a wish, but if the wish doesn't come true, you can't come to me and burn me down as some kind of evil temple, I don't have to charge for it!
I have nothing to do with it and am not responsible.
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Su Yan didn't need to do chores at night, Mrs. put him directly on the table, stuffed money into Su Yan in the hope that the little white fox could convey his wishes, and sent it to the nine-tailed fox fairy to let him get his wish, and there were those who asked for marriage and hoped to have children.
There are also widows who ask Su Yan if she can't come out, she is like this little milk fox.
Su Yan didn't dare to accept their money, their wishes were not realized, they didn't tie themselves to the stake and burn them, and let themselves personally go to the ancestors to convey their wishes.
But those women seemed to be full of backbones, and Su Yan didn't take their money, and they weren't happy.
Saying that you don't give money doesn't show sincerity.
The more Su Yan rejected them, the more energetic he became, from a few taels of silver at the beginning to a stuffed silver tael, money, and gold tael.
Opened Su Yan's shirt and stuffed it inside, and when it was about to close and the guests ended, when the aunt found Su Yan, he had already become a round ball, and his clothes were all stuffed with all kinds of gold and silver paper tickets, lying on the tea table and dangling his legs, trying to turn over with his strength.
"I hate storage....."
Seeing her aunt coming, Su Yan said with a sudden face.
As soon as the fluttering clothes and seemingly light women opened the storage rings or storage bags, took out the gold and silver, and stuffed money directly into the plackets, saying that they would not accept money, they seemed to have reflex bones all over their bodies, and even their trousers were stuffed with silver tickets.
"Loss, loss, loss......"
Seeing Su Yan's round appearance, Worm Qiong said that he had lost a lot, and he could touch the nine-tailed fox with a few taels of broken silver, and it was a loss-making business no matter how he calculated it.
But Su Yan's identity as a nine-tailed fox cannot be exposed, if it is exposed, he is estimated to be pinched into a plate by the princes and princesses of the royal family and hung on the dragon roller of His Majesty the Emperor as a symbolic banner of Xia Yu.
β....... Little Red went over with a broom and swept the gold, silver and jewelry on the ground. β
The aunt jumped onto the table, put her hands under Su Yan's armpits and lifted him out of the table, shook it vigorously, and a large number .....of gold and silver treasures fell down with a "bang", and it took a while for Su Yan to change back from the ball back to a human form.
Su Yan, who was held up, was speechless.
What is going on every day, to return my Xianxia dream of walking the world with a sword!
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The talented girls watched their aunt standing on the tea table, holding Su Yan high in her hand and shaking, and dropping gold and silver jewelry with a ".....bang", as if she was showing off, and the talented girls were also silent.
It's really that the sky doesn't give birth to Su Yan, and the hook column is like a long night.
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After the painful opening hours of the hook bar, Su Yan went back to his bedroom to take a bath, and after pouring the sewage after the bath into the river outside the window, he changed into a set of dirt-resistant dark color practice clothes and ran to the backyard.
For those who make a living in Goulan, they are generally sleeping in the morning, and a new day begins at noon, and they generally dress up or accompany their aunts to go out shopping in the afternoon.
In the early hours of the morning, it is free time, talented women with a foundation in cultivation will choose to cultivate, and talented women who have no foundation and do not like to cultivate will improve the level of the six arts.
"Come, teach you something new today."
When Su Yan came to the backyard, the aunt had just come out of the kitchen with supper and took care of Su Yan to come and sit:
"The hand addiction is almost the same, and the size of your root bones, single and double are already ........ in my aunt's heart."
Su Yan said angrily: "Auntie! β
"Just kidding! The whole demon is in good spirits with a fox face all day long, tonight, let my aunt teach you how to play in the water......." Worm Qiong smiled and groaned.