Chapter 8 You're Driving a Hammer Hook Bar!
"Auntie, I want it!"
"That'...... You go and touch them first. ”
With a wave of her hand, hundreds of water illusions set up a ladder on the backyard wall, and one by one they jumped out and fell to the street, dissipating into well water and soaking the street floor, and finally there was only a child-shaped water illusion left in the backyard for teaching.
Hearing this, Su Yan stepped forward and pinched the phantom body of the water that seemed to be very soft, and as a result, he was surprised to find that the touch on his hand was not like water, but like a paste, with a slightly sticky feeling.
There is resistance when you pinch it hard, but it can penetrate it when you touch it slightly.
"This thing....... Are they non-Newtonian fluids? ”
Su Yan's hand penetrated the body of the water illusion, and when he pulled it out violently, he was stuck by the water illusion, as if it was stuck inside, and it could not be extracted, but when he moved it gently, he could extract it smoothly.
Such a characteristic reminds Su Yan of something that was popular on the video platform for a period of time in his previous life.
The greater the force you apply to it, the higher the hardness of the non-Newtonian fluid, and the smaller the force you exert, the more like an ordinary lump of water.
"How's that, it's amazing, isn't it?"
Auntie raised her hand and pressed it on the water illusion: "The method of water is not only a big water rush. Water can nourish all things is the beginning of life, and it can also turn into a forest to punish living beings......."
"As long as the monk understands the preciousness of water, he can understand the power of water driven by the horror of water."
"This method is called: Illusion, and it is a precious exercise that the monks of the Water Movement Method have realized about the various states of the forest and the wilderness."
The Water Illusion is not a spell of the rotten street, and when the water monk was at the low level, he was basically a physician who nourished all things with water, and he did not have any too powerful power.
But when it comes to treating the wounded, the low-level water monk can be held down by the wood monk and cried.
The real situation of the Water Movement Method Cultivator is indeed as Su Yan's father said, it requires high mana to be strong, and without the cultivation of the foundation building period, it is impossible to cast any powerful lethal spells on the way of the Water Practice.
But in order to damage Su's father, Worm Qiong deliberately selected the precious 'Forest Wilds: Illusion' for Su Yan to cultivate.
This is a water technique, from the foundation building period can begin to condense the illusion of water, to the Jindan period can be transformed into the forest and wilderness, and the Yuan infant period can even transform the forest and the wilderness into different forms of water.
This is a high-level spell that can be used from the foundation building period to the distraction period.
It is also a spell that Worm Qiong practiced before, but because of the talent of the arrogant insect, the water illusion cast by Worm Qiong has highly poisonous attributes, and it has the characteristics of turbidity spirit flesh erosion between one move.
can recognize Su Yan as her nephew, and the gift given by her aunt naturally can't be put on the table.
They can't afford to lose people, how to say that the proud insects are also a noble alien beast species in the demon clan, take ordinary goods and color exercises to their nephews to practice, and other divine beasts or alien beasts can laugh at them for a lifetime.
"Wonder why a lump of well water can be as sticky as paste? Come, let my aunt teach you how to make a puddle of water sticky. ”
"Auntie!"
"It's normal for the demon clan, in addition to cultivating and sleeping, don't we demon clans just want to give birth to cubs? The female has no appearance and flirting skills, how can she trick the male to come back as a coolie. Just get used to it. ”
Su Yan: ".........."
Your old man is half elegant in business, and the girls will not be noisy and say that they will not be able to live.
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In the next period of time, Su Yan's life returned to a normal rhythm, sleeping until near noon in the morning, cleaning the goulan a little after waking up, and going to the street with his aunt in the afternoon to buy some rouge gouache and come back to dress up the girls in the goulan.
In the evening, Goolan started to open, and recently, Goolan business has gradually improved, but these have nothing to do with the efforts of the aunt, and the surge of customers in Goolan are all women without exception.
Nowadays, the female customers have an overwhelming advantage in the hook bar, and they are all here to touch the rumored little white fox with a special spirituality.
The number of customers seeking marriage and children has skyrocketed.
The nine-tailed fox is fragrant and tasteless but attractive, and after the women rub against their bodies, they seem to have a subtle attraction to the opposite sex like a coating.
When a woman rubs into Youxiang and walks on the street, she will meet a boy who comes to talk to her.
When the lady came home, Su Yan heard the woman say that the bed boards were cracked directly, and the husband was as fierce as if he was twenty years younger, and the sound of the bed board "squeak....", which caused the maids in the house to be unable to sleep.
In short, the more it spreads, the more evil it becomes, and as a result, Su Yan is now selling in the hook bar every day, selling clay cannons in boxes and boxes, and stuffing a lot of silver tickets into his crotch of his pants.
Give the talented girls a straight look, how to turn a good hook into a place for women's social activities.
But the business of Goolan is indeed thriving, and the girls who are in charge of playing music on weekdays can basically get the silver bounty thrown by the ladies every night, so that they have hope that they will not be hanged as noisily as before.
Now it is more expensive for the wives to beat the horses and hang them.
In the sound of the little fox, Su Yan almost forgot that he was originally a part-time junior in the hook bar.
"Congratulations to Xiao Yan, today we earned 5,430 taels of silver for Goulan, as long as Xiao Yan can continue to maintain, we will be able to break down the chicken coop next door sooner or later!"
After the hook bar closed, after the aunt counted today's revenue, she jumped on the stage, held up today's account book and loudly announced Su Yan's performance, and gave Su Yan the dividends of his today's performance.
The talented girls all sat under the stage, and also received the corresponding silver dividends, and applauded the aunt wildly, congratulating the shopkeeper's business on getting better and better.
"Open the hammer to hook the bar, open the horse hanging hall, forget it......"
Su Yan sat under the stage and rolled her eyes, secretly slandering her aunt for making money in her heart.
Most of the silver rewards are basically earned by those sisters or wives who stuff his clothes and rub the blessings of the fox fairy by the way. The ladies will basically choose to leave after worshipping God, but the business ghosts such as the aunt directly put the horse hanging table there, and arranged some talented women to sit there to play horse hanging or pai gow, and hook Mrs. Hook's addiction.
is a good hook column, and now it is forcibly transformed into a complex of fox fairy temple and horse hanging hall.
It's really a business ghost, and I can't even tell who is coming to whom for a while.
Su Yan was so angry with his aunt that he was angry, this was completely different from the cultivation realm he imagined, not to mention that the sword immortals in white were flying all over the sky, at least some immortal cultivators came, sitting in the hook column while listening to the music, while talking about the end of the world with a sword, at least there should be some monks drinking there, talking about the world and gossiping about it!
As a result, all day long there is a discussion about rouge gouache or which tailor in the city makes clothes that is sexier.
"It's not okay to go on like this, it's better for me to think about the livelihood of Goulan, it's better for me to do it myself......."
Su Yan came out of the bathtub, changed into a practice uniform and prepared to go to the backyard for class, and then complained by the way that my aunt's accounting skills were really bad.
The hook bar earns silver taels, but the monks spend spirit stones on shopping!
The silver taels were exchanged for spirit stones, at most they could be satisfied with the spirit stones in their daily cultivation, but when they wanted to buy some magic weapons or pills, they were stretched, and Su Yan also wanted to save some of his wife to ask for a daughter-in-law in the future.
Su Yan thought about it, used his ability to control water, controlled the water in the bath bucket to fly into the river outside the window, and then turned around and walked outside the dormitory to prepare to practice the illusion method in the backyard.
But outside the window that Su Yan didn't notice, in the dark river, a dark blue arm wrapped in mucus stretched out with a cup, just right, on the path of waste water after Su Yan poured and bathed.
The water was poured into the river, but part of it fell into the cup, and the dark blue webbed palm used his thumb to lift the lid up, as if he had given Su Yan a thumbs up.
The dark blue webbed arms slowly dive to the bottom of the river.