Chapter 45: The dragon and the phoenix gather at a table
The riot in Wanhua Pavilion was not yet aware of Su Yan in the goddess's boudoir.
"In our Xia Yu Dynasty, from the palace nobles to the literati and writers, these ...... are popular"
The goddess invited Su Yan to sit down, warmed the spirit wine, took out some bone dice, showed a slightly ambiguous smile on her cheeks, and said: "A little boy like you who has just arrived in Xia Yu, the wine order is a lesson you must learn, as long as you are good at these, you can invite the girls to sing songs night and night." ”
"You just call me Concubine Mian....... Of course, my Dao name Sleeping Concubine is a kind of flower name, not that it is really free. ”
The female cultivators of Wanhua Valley have no name and no surname at the beginning, and when they reach the Oiran, they can give themselves a stage name, and after officially entering the Wanhua Valley Gate, they will use the flower name to their own road name.
As soon as the fellow of Wanhua Valley heard the sermon, they could immediately know what the senior sister or junior sister in front of them was good at.
The goddess named Concubine Mian is good at non-lethal poisonous skills.
"Today, let's start with some simple, Xia Yu's popular wine orders are divided into three kinds, one is called the law order to poetry and song or split words as sentences, and the other is called the dice board order to draw punches and compare the size of the main gameplay....."
Concubine Mian put the bone six-sided dice in front of Su Yan, and said with a smile: "The last one is the most elegant, and I am very much looking forward to playing with you, but it's a pity....... It takes more than a dozen people to play the toss order, so let's start with the simplest dice order today! That way I can get you drunk quickly......."
Concubine Mian didn't even bother to hide it, she said bluntly, the wine order was fake, and the purpose was only to pour Su Yan wine.
Concubine Mian wants to play the tossing order, the so-called tossing order is that a group of people are responsible for playing music, and a group of people are offstage, holding fists with both hands to hit the objects thrown into the air, and when the music stops, the utensils are in the hands of whoever drinks alcohol.
The tossing order is interesting, a bunch of people are squeezed together to move around, those who are proficient in this way, can eat human tofu crazy in the process of tossing, and the sleeping concubine happens to be very good at this kind of fun, and can unconsciously pick off the jewelry, clothes, and underwear on the person's body.
Of course, it is forbidden to use cultivation when the alcohol order is enforced, which is a common rule for everyone.
The Rippi villain is not a good death in the physical sense.
Pity.... The bustard's mother forbade playing this with Su Yan, and Concubine Mian could only retreat to the second best thing and come to the dice board to determine the winner.
She was confident that she could win to the end, because the hot wine she put in the warm water was the wine made of spiritual rice and spirit stones, and ordinary monks in the Qi refining period would get drunk after five cups, and in terms of the late cultivation of the Jindan of the sleeping concubine, drinking this thing was basically no different from drinking sugar water, and it was not possible to get the sleeping concubine drunk.
But as the saying goes, if you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk.
No matter how you drink it, it's good, if you drink about it, Concubine Mian will hug Su Yan and say that she can't drink anymore.
"Come~"
Concubine Mian distributed the six-sided bone dice, put the two of them on the plate to cover the bowl, and began to shake with a smile:
"Childe should have pity on the slave family....... When the slave drinks, his whole body will be weak, his face will be flushed, and he will be unconscious. ”
“......... In that case, why don't we replace wine with tea? ”
Su Yan saw Concubine Mian's coquettishness licking her lips and biting the corners of her mouth, and the corners of her eyes twitched slightly, and she proposed to Concubine Mian.
You're going to eat me and write it on your face, and you're still here to tell me about the scene, is it appropriate?
"I'm allergic to tea, I'm at the bar!"
Concubine Mian didn't follow Su Yan's suggestion, she began to shake the dice, glanced at the points inside, and was about to shout when a terrible scream suddenly broke out outside the door of Wanhua Pavilion, and a man's scream resounded in the sky:
"Ahhhh What a big fat snake! ”
The sudden miserable scream frightened Su Yan, who was shaking the dice, and almost threw the plate out.
Concubine Mian was also a little surprised, but her face quickly returned to normal and explained to Su Yan: "Probably...... Which lowly embryo touched the thighs of the girls and let the raw snake Gu we raised bite it, right? It's okay...... It happens once every three or two days here in our place, and the Raw Snake Gu is not a deadly Gu poison, it just makes people wither. ”
Concubine Mian said and thought about it, and after reaching under the table and groping for a while, she pinched a python, dragged it from the bottom of the table to the countertop, coiled it up, and threw it straight to the corner of the boudoir, completely ignoring the resentment on the python's face and the look of wanting to speak.
“?”
Su Yan stared at Concubine Mian with wide eyes, and then looked at the python that was coiled into a ball thicker than his legs, subconsciously glanced at the table, and then realized that his behavior was indecent and hurriedly straightened his body, looked at Concubine Mian who was smiling and moaning, and said, "......... Wait a minute, the cry is a little familiar, and I want to check it out. ”
Although that scream was a bit sharp, Su Yan felt that it really looked like Wen Juntong's.
This made Su Yan a little concerned and wanted to take a look.
"That'...... Is this a towel? ”
"Throw in the towel."
Su Yan replied, Concubine Mian smiled and agreed to Su Yan's request to go out to watch the play, but since he lost the first game, he needed to give a reward first.
Everyone is so familiar, saying that money hurts feelings, let me kiss it first!
"Po~"
Concubine Mian bit on Su Yan's neck, gently biting and leaving a rouge mark, happily tasting the strange fragrance emanating from Su Yan's body, her body softened, and her eyes were slightly blurred and needed Su Yan's support.
Su Yan was slightly stunned, and looked at Concubine Mian who had fallen into her arms, and for a while, it was not clear whether she was pretending or really ready.
But seeing that Concubine Mian didn't answer, she drilled into her arms like an excited female beast, and she also leaned on Concubine Mian, and walked out of the door together with her waist and limbs, standing on the railing of the aisle and looking outside to find the bedroom that screamed.
Su Yan looked at it at a glance and saw a stupid guy who looked like a red-eared fool behind drinking, with a fat python wrapped around his neck and upper body, and an unknown flower snake hanging on his buttocks.
The fool had been running down the aisles, trying to shake off the snake that bound and bit him.
“..............”
Su Yan covered his cheeks speechlessly, and complained in a low voice: "Mrs. Wen, it seems reasonable not to let Brother Wen go to Wanhua Pavilion....... No one can bear such a humiliation, if it is spread out, I am afraid that Brother Wen will not be named the stupid son of the Wen family. ”
Just when Su Yan was hanging on the guardrail with a speechless face, looking at Wen Juntong who was running wildly, and was thinking about whether to step forward to help, Feng Shiqi and Junxia, who were originally sitting in the lobby and waiting for the white fox to come back to report, saw Su Yan lying on the guardrail in a speechless posture.
"Oh! He's the little boy you say? Jun Xia saw Su Yan leaning comfortably against the guardrail, and the moment she smiled helplessly, she suddenly felt shocked, and there was a slight trembling sensation like an electric shock in her body:
"I'm afraid of you........ There is no blessing. ”
Feng Shiqi's cheeks were shy, and he hurriedly denied the county lord's words: "That's not the case...... I just want to get to know the boy, not like you think. ”
The county lord of Luanming has a thin demon bloodline, and his style is relatively open on weekdays.
She uttered words of warning, making Feng Shiqi mistakenly think that the county lord was ridiculing her misconduct.
The thin Luanniao blood in Jun Xia's body made her sense that something was wrong with Su Yan, and she subconsciously entered a state of alert and looked at him, her muscles already tense.
Luan Niao is one of the phoenixes.
In the early days of the melee of the Ten Thousand Races, it was the fiercest battle between the Dragon and Phoenix Clans, and the hostility was already imprinted in the blood.
When the county lord of Luanming saw Su Yan, his first reaction was that the son in front of him was indeed handsome and extraordinary, and it was no wonder that Feng Shiqi, who had a personality comparable to a man, also showed his daughter's posture.
The second reaction is to be deeply guarded.