Chapter 68: The Skirter
"Hahaha...... Is this how you understand the words in the mouth of this palace? ”
Hearing Su Yan's explanation of the word "do", the Wuxi County Lord showed a strange smile: "If you are really so hungry, it is not impossible, of course, before that, you need to surrender to the seat of this palace." ”
"Perhaps...... The palace has nothing to do, and it can satisfy the boring tastes of you male beasts. ”
The word "do" can explain different meanings, the most common is the flirting between husband and wife, but the word "ban" spoken from the mouth of the county lord of Wuxi, which means that Su Yan is cleaned up, and the little fox is directly subdued by force, so that he can surrender to his command and become a general.
"How? What do you want me to do with you, anyway, you beasts just pursue a little bit and surrender to my words....... Hongu allowed you to lick my hands. ”
The female beast chooses the male beast from the cultivation to start, and then observe its body posture and coat color, the reason why the male in nature is so fancy is to attract the female beast.
The rules for male beasts to choose females are very simple, as long as it is a female creature.
As a male beast Su Yan, being able to say such bold and rude words is also within the scope of the understanding of the Wuxian County Lord, anyway, the male beast is just so pursuing, and he always boasts that he can shoot straight into the heart.
Every time he encounters such a rude male beast, the Wuxi County Lord will always use his finger to gesture in front of him, and then taunt the so-called gun in front of him, which goes straight to the heart.
“....... Whatever you like! ”
Su Yan lay directly on the table, turned his immature fox head sideways, and pursed his mouth tightly:
"Although Su is a canine, he will never become a dog licker, so it is better to send me to prison, or insult me directly....... Just don't kiss me. ”
Judging from the attitude of the Wuxi County Lord, there should be no intention of hurting himself, therefore, Su Yan directly lay down on the table to reveal his white belly, and let the Wuxi County Lord toss as much as he likes, anyway, it is absolutely impossible to give her a face or lick the dog himself.
Su Yan directly played a scoundrel.
Of course, kissing is impossible, Su Yan can accept other humiliations in the body, but he does not accept kissing.
Seeing that Su Yan directly began to rot, he showed the appearance of pretending to be dead with his belly facing the sky, and the Wuxi County Lord, who was still proudly holding the shelf, was directly stunned, and poked the little white fox on the table with his hand, Su Yan pursed his lips and closed his eyes.
"Hey! Male beast, shouldn't you rather die than give in, and then this palace will say your great ambitions, and you will bow your head and submit to me? Why are you so spineless, splashing and rolling like a woman! ”
The lord of Wuxi County turned into a fox again, landed on the table and kicked Su Yan's snow-white fur with his foot, expressing his dissatisfaction with his behavior: "Hurry up, bow down to the great ambition of this palace, and become a minister under the skirt of this palace who is obsessed with me!" ”
“............”
Su Yan changed his posture and curled up, and did not pay attention to the Wuxie County Lord anymore.
She may have some great ambitions, but Su Yan really has no interest in fighting and killing.
He likes to watch people fight and kill, rather than start fighting and killing himself!
The greater the ambition of the Wuxian County Lord, the more troublesome things and enemies there are, and Su Yan himself can't solve a bunch of troubles, how can he have the leisure to give advice to others.
With such leisure, it is better to undertake a few more plumbing businesses to earn some spirit stones to improve your life.
"Damn the beast!"
The Wuxie County Lord, who turned into a white-haired fox, sat directly on Su Yan's body, knocked him on the head with his front paws, and his face was angry mixed with madness: "I'm angry at this palace!" ”
Although the Wuxi County Lord was arrogant in her words, when she saw Su Yan for the first time, her eyes were glowing, because Su Yan was a male nine-tailed fox!
In ancient mythology, the ancestor of the nine-tailed fox guarded the side of the innate goddess as a sword-wielder, and used a long sword to wipe out all the creatures that hindered the goddess.
The Wuxie County Lord, who has always wanted to set up his own door, saw Su Yan for the first time, and felt that he should be able to be the legendary nine-tailed fox sword bearer, and the first general under the throne of the goddess of immortality is also a nine-tailed fox.
The county lord of Wuxi, now she has also encountered a male nine-tailed fox, which makes her feel in her heart that Su Yan is her sword-wielding guardian, and he must be a fierce general on the road to her own self-reliance.
When the time comes, as his fame grows, and he finds the three-legged golden crow and the moon rabbit, he will definitely be able to make some achievements and careers that shock everyone, so that those broken mouths in the royal family will close their mouths!
Unexpectedly, he died before he could get out of the school, and the sword wielder in the selection turned out to be a salted fish without ideals!
"Our ancestors were all nine-tailed foxes! If you think about the legend of the nine-tailed fox sword-wielder, don't you have any thoughts in your heart? When the time comes, you will be the general in charge of killing in our sect, and you will be a big man above ten thousand people under one person! ”
The Wuxi County Lord was full of hatred for iron and steel, sitting on Su Yan's stomach, two pink fox paws, patting Su Yan's cheeks and forcibly straightening it, telling his great ambitions:
"Even if you die in battle, your image will remain immortal in my heart!"
"Go, go, who's rare!"
When the Wuxi County Lord said the first half of the sentence, Su Yan was still a little moved, but when he heard the second half of her sentence, he directly withered.
The happy rivers and lakes are indeed very attractive to Su Yan, but this Wuxian county lord is too unreliable, and Su Yan can't be fooled by her.
The two foxes chatted with each other for a long time, and when the county lord of Luanming finally came back, no one was convinced.
"You ........ this"
The county lord of Luanming looked at the fox on the table, where the two white-haired foxes were entangled and playing together, showing a strange and strange expression: "Acquaintance is very fast......."
If ordinary foxes play like this, even if they are stuck together, Junxia will not show a surprised expression, but the two white-haired foxes in front of them are demon clans, one is the noble niece of the lifeless emperor, and the other is a male white-haired fox with a hook fence background.
Depending on the situation, the county lord is still pressuring Su Yan, and it is self-evident who takes the initiative.
"Phew! Tough cookie! ”
The Wuxi County Lord let go of the mouth that bit Su Yan, and spit out his tongue "slightly .....", spit out the fox fur on his tongue, and scolded Su Yan with a little annoyance:
"Don't think that's it, I'm not going to let you go! Even if it's a hard stuff, I'm going to shove you under my skirt! ”
"Slightly~"
Su Yan grimaced at the Wuxi County Lord, and didn't pay attention to her rude request at all.
"Are you arguing?" Jun Xia asked.
Although both of them were communicating in Mandarin, Jun Xia was not an uninformed girl, and she quickly saw from the expressions on the faces of the two foxes........ The entanglement they just now didn't look like flirting and scolding, what kind of contradiction seemed to have happened between the two foxes?
"He won't obey me! I'm going to scold him! The Wuxi County Lord said bluntly.
Jun Xia: "..........."
County Lord, we really won't ........ There are so many men in the world, it's really not strong, what do you have to say and can't find it? Why lose your manners.
But this time Jun Xia really thought about it simply, it was really hard to find a young nine-tailed fox like Su Yan, except for the country of Qingqiu, you can't find such a young nine-tailed fox.