Chapter Eighty-Three: Underage Matchmaker

"Hey! Xia Yu young people are very strange, normal husbands and ladies don't want one, every day they are talking about riding a big fox to fly into the sky and spit out beams, or they want to be a little fox who can only hold the fox in his arms......."

After catching up with Sister Xi'er and Su Yan, Tu Shan Lingling did not rush to talk about marriage, but invited the two to the teahouse that was open at twelve o'clock near the New Year, and everyone sat down to talk about registration.

Tu Shan Lingling, who has only been in Xia Yu for two days, has been stupid by Xia Yu's quirks.

Young sons like foxes that can fly, it is best to step on the void, roar and shake the mountains and rivers, and the demon pill spits out the bully fox that can burst a mountain, and there are not too many requirements in terms of coat color, the most important thing is to look very powerful, and the body shape must be streamlined!

And the girls want a little fox, and the color of the marked fur must be white and flawless, and they know how to sell cute treasures!

Tu Shan Lingling was stunned for a moment when she heard the whole process, and almost blurted out: "Are you entertaining me?" Are you looking for a husband and a lady? How do I feel like one of you is looking for a mount and the other is looking for a pet? ”

"Because of their ancestors, the fox of the Tushan clan likes to help other creatures draw red threads......."

Sister Xi'er explained to Su Yan: "Moreover, not everyone can do it, if you want to become a qualified matchmaker, you must be a married woman and have children, and a woman with a happy family is qualified to match others." ”

"As for ....... The reason why Tu Shan is so keen to help the living soul connect can be traced back to the experience of their ancestors, once the ancestors of Tu Shan and the human race had a happy marriage, and also had a pair of smart and clever children, Tu Shan Nujiao hopes to share her happiness and blessings, so there is a matchmaker in the world. ”

Sister Xi'er originally wanted to say something, but at this point, she chose to stop, and she didn't want to spoil everyone's fun.

Telling the story from the level of the female Jiao is a story full of beautiful meanings, but if you look at it in combination with the background on the eve of the melee of tens of thousands of clans, it was actually a very helpless choice to let the clan have as many children as possible, and keep the fire of the clan.

That period of history is very far away, so far away that no one may even remember the nine-tailed fox of the Tushan clan, but only remember the story of the ancestors spreading happiness and happiness, so Sister Xi'er did not mention those rather disappointing things.

"Senior....... You know me? ”

Seeing Sister Xi'er commenting on her identity, Tu Shan Lingling looked at Xi'er with surprise on her face.

"In the cultivation realm, apart from you, I really can't think of anyone who will fill the streets to register people's information....." Sister Xi'er said with a smile in her tone.

If you want to draw a red line for others, especially a good one, you naturally need to reserve a lot of personal information.

Because of the particularity of the matchmaker's profession, there are not many nine-tailed foxes in Tu Shan's clan who can really match people, and those little foxes will sweep the streets on weekdays, find some handsome men and beautiful women to register their information, and record their family background or advantages, as well as expectations for their spouses.

"Since my seniors know my identity, do you agree with me to register your child?"

Tu Shan Lingling looked at Xi'er with bright eyes, and then looked at Su Yan, who was squatting on the table next to her: "I promise to find him a happy marriage, such a handsome little fox, whether in the human race or the demon race, I believe that there are many rich and generous girls who are favored!" ”

Sister Xi'er looked at Su Yan, and Su Yan shook her head frantically.

"Huh? Why don't you agree? Don't you have an interest in the opposite sex? Don't worry, our little matchmaker is well-informed on weekdays, and we have seen all kinds of habits, we will not disclose the information of the marriage seeker, and we swore to the master of heaven when we entered the industry. ”

Lingling reassured again and again, hoping that Su Yan would open her mouth to tell her basic information and her spouse's expectations.

For this reason, he even went outside the box and asked Xiao Er to chop a fragrant chicken thigh.

“......... I don't lack peach blossoms, and naturally there is no need to go out of my way to look for them. ”

Su Yan, who was like an old monk in a fixed position, his nose was full of roast chicken juice and fragrant, and he looked at Lingling and said.

"It is precisely because of the flood of peach blossom luck that you need to plant a peach tree at home, and the main palace is in charge, and the rotten peach blossoms will naturally retreat!"

It is rare for Lingling to meet a fox demon with excellent appearance outside of Qingqiu Country, and she has no intention of retreating easily.

Su Yan was choked by Lingling's answer, and felt that what Lingling said was really very reasonable.

Keeping a tigress at home, it is difficult for other girls to get close to her, let alone eat her own tofu.

But the reason why Su Yan didn't say anything about the information and took photos was not that he really didn't have worldly desires, but he was worried that when the Tu Shan clan said goodbye to him, he would spread his image and let the big foxes of the Su clan see it.

Some Su clan officials have seen themselves, and Su Yan believes that when they see their pictures, they will definitely recognize them.

"Girl....... Let's find someone else! I have no plans to do so at this time....... Is it so difficult for all of you to find someone else to register your information? ”

Su Yan had no choice but to speak bluntly.

"It's not all like this......."

Tu Shan Lingling's face was subtle and said, "...... There are also people like my sister, when you refuse, she may just lift the table, slap you to the ground, drag your legs fox legs, big feet straight to the point and scold: don't get married, right? Male and female don't like one of them, right? ”

"Damn male, don't you use it, and you don't want to keep lychees to insult the majestic male!"

Tu Shan Lingling's face was full of subtlety, but she vividly imitated the scene when her sister was talking about the collapse.

When the fight rises, the younger brother of the twins will also join the battle and help the second sister beat the guests.

Not all of the foxes of the Tu Shan clan like to pull the red thread, and some of them are just to complete the task, giving the information they have collected to the elders and registering it in the marriage book.

Tu Shan Lingling's sister doesn't like this business, she likes the mighty and majestic strong demon king, and she is ready to marry herself out when she is an adult, and go outside to occupy the mountain as the king.

After Lingling finished explaining, Sister Xi'er and Su Yan's faces also became delicate, and a female fox with a lewd smile appeared in their minds.

Tu Shan Lingling's little sister........ I think I'll be good sisters with the Lord of the Interestless County, right?

"Isn't it ....... You're also a guy with no worldly desires, right? ”

Seeing that Su Yan was silent again, Tu Shan Lingling looked at Su Yan with a frightened face, and then looked at Xi'er and said, "Madam, come and persuade your children!" ”

Sister Xi'er goes out to walk the rivers and lakes on weekdays, and she is swaggering through the market with snow-white nine tails, but today because of her appearance and shopping, she gathered her eight tails and pretended to be a pure fox outside.

This is already Sister Xi'er's bottom line, the nine-tailed fox has worked hard to cultivate the nine tails, and it is a shame to be ashamed of his years of penance if he does not show off outside to show off his immortality.

Sister Xi'er is a white-haired fox, and Su Yan is also a white-haired fox cub, and seeing the intimacy of the two foxes, Tu Shan Lingling naturally regards the two as mother and son.

"Who doesn't have worldly desires! Of course! And it's huge! ”

Su Yan refuted Tu Shan Lingling's words with a red neck.