Chapter 134: Phew! Dirty fox!

"Huh? Isn't that Brother Wen? Why did he swing on top of his wheelchair? ”

Follow Sister Xi'er to the lively streets, buy some sun-dried spirit plants to feed the jade rabbit, Su Yan, who doesn't know how to choose the quality of the spirit plant, sat on the counter of the pharmacy, chewing the animal meat snacks sent by the Wusheng Emperor yesterday and eating, and accidentally saw a figure that he hadn't seen for a long time.

Su Yan couldn't help but open his mouth and stopped Wen Juntong, who was in a wheelchair.

"Brother Su? Why are you here alone? ”

Wen Juntong, who was in a wheelchair, was pushed by his family with a bandage and splint on his left foot, and when he heard someone shouting his name, he looked back and saw a touch of white on the street decorated with flowers.

Wen Juntong commanded the family with a happy face, pushed himself to the door of the medicinal herb shop, raised his hand and said hello and asked Su Yan why he was here alone.

"Accompany an elder to buy something, what about you? I haven't seen you in a long time. Su Yan said.

"Me? Don't mention it" Wen Juntong shook his head and said: "I didn't know who reported it to my grandfather when I visited Wanhua Pavilion before, my mother came back from the western state to celebrate the New Year, and after learning the news, she was furious and stuffed me in the Xinding camp in the Demon Division."

"As for the result?"

Wen Juntong raised his hand and patted his injured leg, and said with a speechless face: "Now squatting at home to study!" ”

Although Wen Juntong could not join the Demon Suppression Division, his grandfather was one of the 14,000 households in the Demon Suppression Division, and it was not difficult to train his grandson Sai Xinding in the camp, but Wen Juntong's leg was sprained within a few days, and the doctor said that he would be given medicine to treat him, but Wen Juntong was stunned and said that he could not be treated.

highlights a rebellious and stubborn, recently squatting at home to read and write to recuperate.

Su Yan couldn't help but laugh with tears on her face: "It's not something that harms you when Mrs. Wen forces you to cultivate, why are you so resistant?" If you are injured and don't raise it at home, why are you in a hurry to walk around the streets? ”

Wen Juntong doesn't like to cultivate, he fights crickets and pigs on the street like an ordinary gentleman on weekdays, except for not doing business and dreaming of living in Wanhua Pavilion, and enjoying the embrace of the big sister in the Jindan period every day, just like a salted fish.

"If you don't practice anything, you can almost live, so as not to participate in so many funerals and funerals"

After Wen Juntong waved his hand and refused, he said with a happy face: "Li Jing! Do you remember? It's the one who made a fuss like Chunyuan before, he let the criminal department punish him for slandering and spreading rumors today, and his father personally came forward to pay the fine but couldn't save him! ”

"Li Jing? Nothing impressive." Su Yan shook his head and said.

"I don't have an impression, I'm an enemy, I'm going over to throw him rotten tomatoes and rotten eggs now!"

Wen Juntong fumbled around the storage ring for a while, took out a basket of frozen and stinky tomatoes from it, and a basket of specially pried open a hole to let the egg white yolk be placed on the rotten and stinky special rotten eggs:

"Later, I'll throw that hairy all the way, and let him spread rumors before that I won't give money when I visit Wanhua Pavilion! It's so bad that my reputation in the circle is stinky, and I can't kill him! ”

"Throwing rotten eggs?"

Su Yan thought about it, and also opened his storage ring and took out some pickles from the southern state: "This is our stinky shrimp paste that is a specialty of the southern state, and this hard product called durian. Socks? These socks don't seem to be mine, huh? ”

In Su Yan's storage ring, in addition to containing some spirit stones and fattening snacks, there are also some miscellaneous items that were transferred from the storage ring thrown by his mother when he ran away from home, and Su Yan basically doesn't go out of his way to rummage through those things on weekdays.

But seeing Wen Juntong saying that he was going to throw the enemy's family, Su Yan thought that in his storage ring, there seemed to be some pickled stinky seafood dipping sauce and durian with the characteristics of southern states, so he found out all of them and gave them to Wen Juntong to smash people.

"Socks? Socks can also be smashed! It doesn't matter whose smelly socks it is. ”

"No way!"

Su Yan thought about it and stuffed the stinky socks back, then took out two durians and gave them to Wen Juntong and said, "It's better to use it." ”

Su Yan didn't know whose socks it was, but whether it was his father's or his mother's, it was not suitable to smash people.

"If you want to taste the fruits and vegetables of the southern state, then I suggest you let them sit outside for half an hour in winter before tasting them, and the taste is actually quite good." Su Yan suggested.

"What are you talking about?"

Sister Xi'er came out of the inner hall, carrying a sack in her hand to the counter to weigh it, and looked at Su Yan who kept digging out things quite strangely.

"Nothing."

Su Yan said with a slight weakness as if he had done something bad and was discovered by his parents: "My friend Qiu Jia was sentenced by the Criminal Department to parade through the streets, and he hurried to throw rotten eggs, and it just so happened that I have some southern state-style pickled products here." ”

"Enemies? Speaking of which, last night, before seeing the documents submitted by the Criminal Department, the person who slandered you for hooking up the fence and engaging in bad fox services was caught, it seems that his name is Li Jinglai, and his family is engaged in salt transportation. ”

As soon as she talked about the parade on the street, Sister Xi'er suddenly remembered that she saw the criminal department submitting the results of the investigation of the case of Chunyuan's slander last night, so she gave Su Yan a mouthful.

Li Jing's family is quite rich, and he should have been sentenced to prison, but because he handed over a large number of spirit stones, he went from being in prison for half a year to parading in the streets and being released in half a month.

"Li Jing?!"

After Su Yan and Wen Juntong glanced at each other, they fell silent speechlessly.

"Brother Su is going with you? If you don't go, don't hide it and take it all out! ”

"Good"

Su Yan was no longer hypocritical, took out all the stinky sauce in the storage ring that he didn't like to eat, and handed it all over to Wen Juntong, and also reminded him that Ru Chunyuan now has dozens of foxes, and the spirit monkeys should shovel a lot of sacks of shit, if he doesn't dislike it, he can take a slight detour to pick up two bags.

Wen Juntong waved his hand again and again with a shocked face, and he threw tomatoes, eggs, stinky shrimp paste and durian on the street. Isn't this a precedent for the onlookers?

Wen Juntong didn't dare to play like this, he was also afraid that he would be caught and paraded through the streets, and the masses would also throw.

"Dirty fox, bad fox, don't play!" Sister Xi'er knocked on Su Yan's head three times in a row, and knocked out three bags of Su Yan's head before stopping:

"No wonder your mother wants to rub you with a washboard, how can she come up with such a vicious idea in her head, killing people but lighting the lamp, not so obscene!"

"Boo"

Su Yan covered his head with an aggrieved face, looked at Sister Xi'er and said, "However, I saw that in the war strategy in the books, there is a precedent for the defending side to heat up the dung water and pour it down according to the head of the besieging party?" ”

"Phew! Yellow-mouthed little fox! Want to experience the taste of mom for the first time in a long time? ”

Sister Xi'er refused to accept Su Yan's message, and picked up a handful of Lingzhi to rinse his mouth.

The book that Su Yan read was the book of the previous life, and it had not yet set a precedent in the cultivation realm of this life, the siege and the defender of the city were all immortals on both sides of the battle to fight a life and death, and the soldiers below set up a formation to summon the spirit to attack the city, but there were not so many strange and strange tactics against the human race.

Therefore, Sister Xi'er naturally couldn't accept the idea of lacking morality put forward by Su Yan.

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I went to bed at half past two last night, and I woke up until the afternoon, I looked at the time displayed on my phone, and everyone was demented, Abba Aba, now I don't struggle. Update time: Hades is the point of Hades.

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