Outrageous 520

First of all, I'm really sorry, I broke off yesterday, and my full attendance is 1,000 yuan plus a few thousand dollars for the first half of the year! It's not really like I'm lazy, it's the first time I've encountered something so outrageous in my life.

I tm a self-written become, I'm really outrageous to break the defense! If you're interested, you can listen to what I'm talking about.,If you're not interested, you can skip it and wait for me to update it in the afternoon.。

Yesterday, a friend of mine who met in college came to me and said directly that he wanted me to be a light bulb to fulfill the relationship between A and B.

I would never have gotten there, but A said he had a treat, and I thought it would be good to be bored alone anyway and have a meal for nothing, but in fact, I was more gossip and wanted to see what would happen. I said I would be back before nine o'clock, and that three hours was enough time for me to write 4,000 words with the outline ready.

Then we made an appointment to meet at a subway entrance and eat food stalls at the night market, which was more relaxed and atmospheric. Then I met with A first, and asked him if you have nothing in the tweed ring, why is there nothing, and he said that 520 is full of flower sellers today, and I saw a lot of flower sellers standing on the side of the road and then I didn't care.

We booked a place, and then B came over, and the three of us knew each other, and B was met by me through A. The three of us, two men and one woman, moved around the table.

Because I was losing weight, I ate less vegetables, and then the three of them drank beer, the kind of Budweiser canned, the concentration was particularly large, I drank two or three bottles and I was dizzy, I ran to the toilet twice, I saw that A was still not moving, so the three of them said something serious, and there was no meaning to confess at all.

I was speechless and died, and after drinking four cans, I really couldn't do it, I didn't show it in person, and I went back if I didn't show it.

A said to wait another half an hour, and when B drank a few more bottles, he agreed, and said that I would persuade him to drink more.

I was really stunned, and drank two more cans, this time I was really drunk, and when the wine came up, I forgot about the code word update, and I was much bolder, so I said dizzily, "Today is 520, and the three of us are singles, so let's just make a pair today." ”

B I remember being a little surprised, and then laughed and said that he didn't want to be in a relationship lately and was busy with other things. At this time, I was speechless, and I drank so much wine for a long time and it didn't work, so I forced B to say that you haven't really liked one in four years of college? (B is a bit of a scumbag, the same scum as A, you can change an object in a semester, and you don't cry every time you break up.) )

There is no such thing as changing an object in a few days and a half a month in a real university, and if there is, it can only be called a bed partner instead of an object.

B was also dizzy, but not as much as I did, and still not very drunk, so I really can't remember what I said about this topic.

At this time, A finally stood up, and then persuaded us to drink until the last meal was almost eight o'clock, and there was no confession.

I waited for B to leave after I was really delirious, usually I drink three cans of Budweiser beer and I am a little dizzy, yesterday I drank seven or eight cans, whether it was seven or eight can no longer remember.

Then I said I was going home, I was a little drunk and crazy, my brain was really abnormal, I ran to the shared bicycle, the sidewalk, and the bus stop next to the drunken madness, and ran to the flower bed at the subway entrance, A followed me and he drank a few cans I didn't pay attention to, because I only paid attention to B and myself drank a few cans, he pulled me and said send me back, (I rented my own rental house), and then I was dizzy and said not to go back, it happened that Wanda was next to it, there was that 520 special event or something, we went to see the excitement.

In fact, when I get drunk, I really don't forget everything, on the contrary, I may not think about what I did when I was drunk, (for example, I once got drunk in the dormitory and danced a bass dance, and ran to the next dormitory to sleep on someone's bed...). I really don't know what I'm doing) but I can remember it when I wake up. I don't know if you have this situation.

I remember that I seemed to be laughing because A went to the sidewalk next to me and bought a bouquet of stars in his hand and handed it to me. I laughed at him at the time and said that B is gone, you don't buy it when he's there, and you buy it again when the person is gone.

I really didn't think about anything at the time.,I'm a fun-loving person.,Fangte、Rafting、Mountaineering、Bar jumping often goes to college.,The personality is the most joyful kind in the crowd.,The second-in-command of the atmosphere group,(I have a big brother in the dormitory.,So I only dare to call the second-in-command.,But it's the kind that has a good relationship with everyone.。 I walked two steps, stood there and stared at it for a while, and then I didn't know when I was in the hotel.

I was confused for a while, and when I saw the round bed, I went up and walked around, saying that it was the first time I had seen the round bed with my own eyes, and then I lay on the bed and rolled around a few times, I don't know when I fell asleep.

At that time, I really couldn't think in my head, I could just remember things and do whatever I wanted. And I barely throw it up when I drink it in my stomach, unless I'm drinking to the limit and I'm dying.

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When I woke up the next morning, I couldn't open my eyes, so I rolled over the bed and ran into A, and I was startled when I touched someone's body, I thought it was in my rental house, and then I squinted one eye and looked, it was A, the key is that I was not wearing clothes, and I was not wearing clothes......

I was a little surprised, and my brain reacted for a while, and then I remembered yesterday's incident, and A also woke up, and then I thought that I had just slept with A last night.

I didn't speak at the time, my brain was not awake, I was really sleepy and struggled to open my eyes, so I lay down and continued to sleep without paying attention to A, but A actually leaned over and hugged me, I felt a little wrong at this time, not to mention whether the gender is the same or different, the two people in the early morning did not wear clothes and hugged each other intimately, which was already very wrong.

I turned around and went to the other side of the bed to lie down and continue to sleep, but I didn't expect A to come close again, I had already dozed off most of the time at this time, but I got up very angry, so I said to A without opening my eyes, "You get out of the way." ”

However, A was coquettish to me, and said that he didn't want to get out, he just wanted to hug you.

I was shocked at this time, but getting up was still dominant in my brain, and I wanted to sit up and scold A, but as soon as I turned over, I fell directly from this round bed, my head and feet did not touch the bed, and my waist was pulled down by my body on the bed, and I flashed directly to my waist in pain.

I was sober at the time, and I wasn't thinking about what was in front of me, not angry or anything, but suddenly remembered that it was dawn, and I broke off yesterday!

At this time, A was busy and wanted to help me, but the two of them were naked, so the atmosphere was quite awkward.

When I turned my head back, I saw the round bed, and the blue starry sky on the table next to me, and for a moment I seemed to understand everything, and then when I saw A's body, I immediately got up and looked for clothes, and the clothes fell on the hotel carpet, which was really the kind of thing that knew what was going on at a glance.

I really felt ridiculous at the time, there was no sense of romance at all, I let A go, A looked at me while getting dressed, the two of them didn't say a word, the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing, who still had the heart to enliven what atmosphere at this time?

I kept silent, and A didn't talk much, except that when I was leaving, I said I was gone.

I ignored the people, and when the door slammed shut, I got up and got out of bed and went to the bathroom to look in the mirror, and it was obvious that I was bitten by a mosquito on my neck, and I was bitten five bags, and then I remembered that I seemed to have had a lot of dreams last night, but I just can't remember what I dreamed about.

To be honest, I was broken for the first time in my life, I sat on the bed and thought about it for a long time, I have been confessed by girls before, and even confessed by my roommate who exposed his sexual orientation when I repeated my senior year of high school, but it was all on my mobile phone, and it was really the first time in reality, and I was so attentive, shocked and moved in my heart at the same time, but it was a little complicated, and it was really hard to describe.

After A left, my mobile phone rang non-stop, it was a message sent by A, saying a lot, but there were only a few words that made me more concerned, A said that he was an optimistic person who envied me, A is the kind of person who exudes negative emotions all day long, and the circle of friends is all emo, but people have good conditions and a heart that wants to play but dare not play, so there is no shortage of objects in the school of finance and economics where the ratio of men and women is imbalanced.

A also said that I took him to the bar for the first time, and the first time I felt a lot of joyful atmosphere, there was a lot of water talk, and the second semester of the junior year was the last breakup, and there were a lot of emo words.

I remember this quite clearly, because I was playing the fifth personality ranking in the dormitory at the time, A directly called me on WeChat and forced me to dissolve in ten seconds, and my teammates sent farewell to save Baoping, and greeted my whole family after the game.

I remember very clearly, I clicked on the WeChat phone with a look of patience and anger, and said directly: "Hey, A, what are you doing?" ”

Then the other end of the phone "Woo~, I...... I broke up, I was so uncomfortable, I felt like I was going to die. Where are you? ”

I was in my stomach at the time, because A is very serious, buying an electric car, discussing where to work and buy a house after graduation, and the people in the family have already met.

I heard A crying, crying and talking, I suddenly didn't dare to speak loudly, asking where are you, or something.

Then I went downstairs, from the sixth floor of the dormitory, I ran to the front of the hall on the first floor, in that laundry room, A cried and washed his face, saw me, and came up and hugged me directly, crying and talking about a lot of negative emotions.

I was stunned for a moment, but I didn't dare to rush a little bit, at that time, there was a lot of news about college students breaking up and dying or alive, I was really afraid that I would do something wrong and make A excited and couldn't think about it.

I was a little embarrassed to hug A, really hugged someone for the first time in public, patted my shoulder to comfort and comfort, and then walked over with a basin of clothes and took my mobile phone to scan the code washing machine to wash clothes, just kept looking at the two of us, my embarrassed scalp was about to bulge, and the atmosphere of the contestants would be embarrassing.

In short, I took my mobile phone and read it one by one and carried a large wave of negative emotions of A, although A is good in all aspects, but it is emo, exuding that negative emotion all day long, this kind of person is really difficult to fit in in college, and the roommates in the A dormitory are not in the same class, so they are even more xenophobic, I have been to the A dormitory a few times, and there is no feeling of being relaxed and comfortable in the dormitory, but I feel that a person is very independent.

I remember that during the summer vacation of my sophomore or junior year, A also gave me a watch, which seemed to be only a few hundred yuan, and I bought a tram of more than 3,000 for this object after working for two months in the summer, so I gave me a watch, and I laughed at A at that time. I have complained about some of these things in the book friend group, and some old fans may know.

When I left the hotel just now, I checked out and paid a deposit of 100 in vain, and now most of the online bookings do not require a deposit, and the front desk will only charge a deposit.

The starry hand, when I came back, I walked to the river and was thrown into the river little by little, because there is that kind of barbed wire on the bridge by the river, the flowers are too big to throw away, there are quite a lot of couples on the roadside today, and some people always look at my strange behavior, I still don't hurry to throw the flowers into the river.

Now back home, after walking this part of the way, my back hurts, or I fell off the bed and flashed to my waist, it really hurts, I had lunch downstairs, I bought a bottle of active oil and smeared it better, I still didn't think about it and didn't reply to A news, because I was distressed that my full attendance yesterday was gone, and the thousands of dollars were gone. My relationship with A is still unknown, and to be honest, I was really moved, but I was a little bit embarrassed by this drunken behavior, and I really couldn't think about how to continue to be friends with A.

I graduated at the end of this month, and if everything goes well, (the dissertation was criticized by the supervisor for scribbling, and the defense will be a problem.) Then I'll make up more in June, and try to have more 5,000-word chapters in June. l

Now it's better to lie on the bed and sleep first.,Let's code words after a nap.,Please forgive me for yesterday's break.,It's really not that I'm lazy......