Being abused again and again by Wang Zhiwu, Qiao Wuyi at this moment also launched a ruthless attack, bent down to open the backpack, took out an old-fashioned tin flashlight from it, and then said to Wang Zhiwu.

"TMD, get out of the way, or I'll you."

"Huh?"

Wang Zhiwu looked at the old-fashioned flashlight in Qiao Wuyi's hand, and his face was dazed. I thought to myself, what kind of trouble is this, take a broken flashlight as a gun?

"Do you know what this is? It's my homemade flashlight troll, and as soon as I push the switch, you'll have to lie down. Get out of the way of me, or I'll really you. ”

Qiao Wuyi grinned and threatened.

"I really don't believe it, but you can show me one."

Wang Zhiwu was not afraid of the broken flashlight in Qiao Wuyi's hand at all. In his opinion, this product is just bluffing.

"Don't believe it, do you?"

Qiao Wuyi was ruthless, moved the flashlight aimed at Wang Zhiwu to the wall next to him, and gritted his teeth and pushed the switch.

"Bang!"

A bang!

The fire is blazing and white smoke is drifting!

The flashlight instantly erupted many steel balls, hitting the wall next to it like a shotgun, leaving small bullet holes of different depths on it.

And Wang Zhiwu was instantly scared out of a cold sweat, and the whole person was stunned in place, and after a while, he hurriedly groped around on himself to check whether he had been hit by a stray bullet.

Wang Naigong was even more unbearable, and as soon as the gun rang out, he sat down directly from the low stool, with a frightened face.

And taking advantage of Wang Zhiwu's stunned effort, Qiao Wuyi rushed up and sat on the low stool, and then asked a special question.

"Believe it, right? How's the power? ”

"Holy, it's a gun?"

……

As Qiao Wuyi sat down on the low stool, it was a foregone conclusion that he would stay.

Wang Zhiwu could only knock out his teeth and swallow them in his stomach, spitting a nail in one mouthful, and letting Qiao Wuyi stay.

Then Qiao Wuyi, who had a brain circuit that was different from ordinary people, was forced into Wang Naigong's coffin shop to live, ate and lived with Wang Naigong, and ignored Wang Naigong's resentful little eyes.

As for the powerful flashlight troll, it was indeed made by Qiao Wuyi, because this product used to be a senior gunner.

Later, he and Wang Shoujing mixed with the coal boss, and this flashlight troll, whose lethality is comparable to that of a shotgun, is one of the things that this thing made up by itself.

This is also the reason why Wang Shoujing asked him to protect the king's plant, because although Qiao Wuyi is thin and weak, and has no kung fu, but this knowledge of turning decay into magic gunpowder is enough to protect the king's plant.

Late afternoon!

After placing Qiao Wujiao, the hungry king returned to the second uncle's house and just sat on the kang.

Just as he was about to eat a hot meal, he caught a glimpse of himself with only one chopstick, and asked.

"Eh, why is it just a chopstick?"

"Can't eat a chopstick?"

The second lady, who was sitting opposite and eating, puffed out her cheeks and replied.

"How do you eat a chopstick?"

Wang Zaiwu picked up the chopsticks and said in a daze.

"Then how will you live alone in the future?"

The second lady glanced at Wang Zaiwu, and then said angrily.

"When people look for a partner, it's like calling the police, and they find it at once. What about you? It's like solving a crime, and there are no clues at all. Tell me, it's been a long time, and I haven't seen you bring back one. With your conditions, is it difficult to find a daughter-in-law? ”

"Well, I can't eat this meal."

Wang Zaiwu muttered with a twitch on his face, and then gestured with his eyes to the second uncle who was muffling to cook.

Let him take care of the second aunt, don't rush to marry at every turn. These days, I have been talked about by the second lady about finding a partner. I didn't dare to go home.

For Wang Zaiwu's little eyes asking for help, the second uncle directly ignored it and continued to bury his head in cooking. It's none of your business, hang high!

There was no way, Wang Zaiwu could only bared his teeth and said a word.

"What are you in a hurry, can I find it later?"

"If you find it later, it won't be a partner, it's a wife."

The second lady is not good.

"What the hell wife, I'm only twenty-seven years old this year, and I'm still young. What are you in a hurry? ”

Wang Zaiwute said helplessly.

"Can I not be in a hurry? Your old Wang family is just you and Shoujing, the two children, Shoujing will not talk about it. You're twenty-seven, don't pay attention to it, and pass on the lineage to the old Wang family. What's the matter, I'm really looking forward to your old Wang family's end? How are you going to explain this to your grandparents after I die? ”

The second lady suddenly burst out.

The second uncle glanced at the second aunt, and then handed the hidden chopsticks to Wang Zaiwu to help him.

"I'm kind of productive, you caught Zhou when you were a child, and I grabbed the pole and I totaled this growing up, maybe the master of trading, and the worst is also a small businessman, who ever thought that he was an old bachelor. I can't count on the succession. ”

"That's it, I'm looking for someone who has a commission with the two of you."

Wang Zaiwu took the chopsticks, rolled his eyes and muttered, and then looked at the second master and asked.

"It's still passed down from generation to generation, so do you remember what the name of the grandfather is?"

"Huh?"

The second uncle was stunned, he really forgot about it.

"Look, I don't know the name of the master, who am I passing on to the next generation. Isn't this a random job? ”

Wang Dengjia said while holding the rice.

Before the second uncle could speak, the second aunt snorted first.

"Don't talk to me about this evil thing. I can tell you, you don't give me a whole target and give birth to an heir. I'll go to the nursing home with your second uncle tomorrow, and let the people in Tunli poke you in the back, I don't think you, the patriarch, should go on. ”

"Aren't you burying me?"

Wang Zaiwu had a toothache like a reply.

"I'll bury you, you can do it yourself."

"Oh mom, no, where am I going to give you a whole object? Can we talk about it? Even if I wanted to find it, I wouldn't have that resource? ”

Wang Zaiwu was speechless.

"So, you're looking for?"

"Yes! But you also know that I am now the patriarch, and I have to decide everything in this tun, so I don't have time to find it. ”

Wang Zaiwu didn't want to talk about this topic anymore, so he hurriedly nodded.

"You can do it, I'll do the rest."

"What do you mean?"

"Find you a partner, what do you mean!"

"Well, it's not..."

Meanwhile!

Naigong coffin shop!

"Come, let's eat."

Wang Naigong heated up a dish left over from noon, brought it to the kang noodle table, and said to Qiao Wuyi, who was sitting cross-legged like an uncle.

"No, it's just a dish? It's still leftovers, how can you eat this? ”

Qiao Wuyi looked at the dish on the table, and it was still leftover at noon, so he said with his teeth bared his teeth.

"What's the matter, are you still going to eat stewed goose in an iron pot? What are the conditions, it's good to have to eat. ”

Wang Naigong is not used to it.

Originally, he already had a lot of complaints about Qiao Wuyi living with him, but now he is still disgusted with this and that, dare to really regard himself as an uncle?

And this product is typical of a chatter, you say one sentence and he can reply to you ten sentences, without repetition.

Wang Naigong was almost depressed, and he was already very merciful if he could give him a bite to eat.

", why am I here to work hard, this is Brother Wu's hospitality? Anyway, you have to give me a pick-up to wash the dust, right? The last time, don't you invite me to have a skewer? ”

"Also, what is the name of the place where I live? The coffin shop, this place is so resentful, heavier than the ghost resentment on July 15th, is this the land where people live? Oh, this is to get me used to death in advance..."

Qiao Wuyi suddenly became dissatisfied and chattered, and then swept the house, especially through the gap in the big curtain, looking at the few looming coffins in the back room, where they were placed gloomily.

The whole person has an indescribable liver tremor.

It's okay to see this coffin during the day, but when he sees it at night, he is really a little stunned.

"Don't yell at me, I don't want you to live here? I'm not happy! What's wrong with me is better than you sleeping on the streets. ”

Seeing Qiao Wuyi like this, Wang Naigong suddenly came to his heart, glanced at him, and then turned his head and left.

Not for a while!

Wang Naigong brought two pairs of empty dishes and chopsticks and put them on the table, and then went to the kang to eat.

"What do you mean? Do you still plan to invite all the people to eat a dish? That's too much of a search, isn't it? ”

Looking at the two pairs of empty dishes and chopsticks on the table, Qiao Wuyi asked in confusion.

"Shut up, there are gods in your head, don't be foolish here."

Wang Naigong's body was shocked, and his face became pious, not only poured himself a glass of inferior liquor, but also poured a glass for each of the two pairs of empty dishes and chopsticks.

Then he took the wine glass and the god exhaled.

"It's no wonder that the two of you are strange, he didn't mean to offend just now, you two adults have a lot, don't be like him, this cup will be my atonement for him."

After speaking, Wang Naigong drank the wine directly, and then pointed to the dish and said a word to the air.

"Come on, come on, eat vegetables!"

"What... What do you mean? Is there anyone here? ”

Qiao Wuyi's eyes bulged, and he looked around a little dazed.

"Just because you can't see something doesn't mean he doesn't exist, just be cautious about what you say and do."

Saying that, Wang Naigong also picked up the dishes for the two pairs of empty dishes and chopsticks, and then chatted with the air.

It's quite like that, mysterious. It was as if there were actually two people eating at the table.

Looking at Wang Naigong like that, Qiao Wuyi's heart instantly became a little hairy, and he swallowed his saliva and said with a slight tremor in his voice.

"Why are you bluffing me? Don't give me this whole thing. ”

"Smack!"

Wang Naigong suddenly slapped the table, glared at Qiao Wuyi and scolded.

"Shut up! Don't talk nonsense. ”

Then he raised his glass and apologized to the air.

Qiao Wuyi was startled by Wang Naigong's startle, and looked at Wang Naigong's licking face, looking like he was making amends for his sins in the air.

Then I took a look at the gloomy coffins in the back room.

Qiao Wuyi's whole body instantly stood up, and he felt that there were people in this room, and then dropped a sentence.

"I... Why... Don't stay here... It's terrifying. ”

Then he got up and got off the kang, took his backpack and fled.

"Damn, I can't scare you to death!"

Seeing that Qiao was blaming and fled, Wang Naigong picked up the wine glass and took a sip with satisfaction.