Chapter 101 pinching people to eat a meal
Not for a while!
Wang Zaiwu went and returned, and he had already changed into that set of plaid pajamas.
"Let's sit at the table first, there's one last dish left."
Su Rouge gooseneck glanced at Wang Zaiwu slightly, and said in a rather gentle tone.
How can there be such a way just now, it is like a virtuous wife, waiting for her husband to come home for dinner.
This Wang Zaiwu was very weird, and hurriedly took the gutter and came to the dining table and sat down.
As soon as he sat down, Wang Zaiwu was instantly attracted by the dishes on the table.
This is a dish, pure dark cuisine.
Looking at the black, pitch black, charred black, and pretty black on the table, it is black, and the only staple white steamed bun looks normal.
The king was stunned for a moment.
This is cooking, and it is pure sin.
If this meal is eaten, Wang Zaiwu estimates that he will be saved from entering the ICU, and he will have to go directly to the morgue.
"What, you can know what kind of dish you make yourself, don't you?"
Wang Zaiwu looked at the dark dishes on the table, and it was really difficult to distinguish the ingredients, and asked weakly.
"Of course!"
Su Rouge walked up with a plate of poop-like things, put them on the dining table, sat down, his eyes flashed a hint of cunning, and then he was quite interested.
"Let's taste it, it's my first time cooking, see how it tastes, and make suggestions."
"Are you sure this meal wasn't made with a personal vendetta?"
Wang Zaiwu can be sure that this is not to break off lovesickness at all, so that he can accompany him to eat this meal.
That's all an excuse, purely for revenge.
Wang Zaiwu really didn't think wrong, Su Rouge was really just for revenge.
But this is indeed her first time cooking, and Wang Zaiwu is fortunate to taste it. But no matter how much you cook for the first time, you won't be able to make a black dish left.
This is indeed what Su Rouge did on purpose.
Who let Wang Zaiwu see himself as light, not only used the rouge building, but also sold the rouge building with his feet.
She wasn't going to leave it at that.
And this meal is just to make Wang Zaiwu taste the bitterness, and the next thing is the real revenge.
"This is my first time cooking, and it may not look good, but it shouldn't taste bad, so try it!"
Su Rouge boasted to himself.
"The first time I made it, I could see it, but I always felt that in this dish, you gritted your teeth with personal grudges."
I didn't dare to taste these vegetable kings, so I said.
"Why don't you move the chopsticks first?"
"This meal was made for you. After eating this meal, we will clear both of them, and if we don't eat it, we will have to settle the account. ”
Seeing that Wang Zaiwu was so uninteresting, Su Rouge directly threatened.
"After eating this meal, you can clear up the two things, and you can turn the page?"
"Yes!"
Su Rouge nodded, picked up a chicken claw and put it in the king's bowl and said.
"Let's try this tiger skin and phoenix claw first."
"Yes, I'll treat it as Shennong to taste the herbs, pinch the people and finish this meal."
When it came to this, Wang Zaiwu picked up his chopsticks, picked up the chicken feet in the bowl, and commented on his head.
"Oh my god, this chicken claw nail is longer than my life. How hard it will be for this chicken to fall into your hands. ”
As he spoke, he took a bite directly, and suddenly the burnt and salty taste hit his mouth.
"How's it taste?"
Su Rouge asked with interest.
"This tastes like Cixi's husband."
"Huh?"
"Salty crazy."
"Giggle..."
Su Rouge was instantly happy and quite satisfied.
"With this chicken claw, I can make three steamed buns."
Wang Zaiwu picked up a steamed bun and started to gnaw on it. This bite almost didn't break his teeth.
"Bang, bang..."
Wang Zaiwu took the steamed bun that looked quite normal, but in fact it was hard, knocked on the dining table, and was speechless.
"Ouch, I'll go, you're treating me as an iron-toothed and copper-toothed Ji Xiaolan, look at this steamed bun."
"How can it be hard? I'm leaving yeast for steamed buns. ”
"Alright, you kitchen assassin, the yeast must have been stabbed to death by you. If you open a steamed bun shop, the name will be tempered film. ”
Wang Zaiwu rolled his eyes.
"Whoa, whoa... Why don't you try this stewed vermicelli? ”
Su Rouge sandwiched a pair of chopsticks, and finally brought up a plate of dishes like baba and put it in Wang Zaiwu's bowl and said.
"Oh mom, this is vermicelli? Your whole vermicelli has caught up with my love, and the lotus root is broken. ”
"How's it taste?"
"I kind of understand, the quality of your cooking depends on luck, and the saltiness depends on luck. It's light, it's tasteless at all. ”
"Maybe I forgot to put salt. Why don't you try these ribs? ”
"Can we stop tarnishing the word... Ah! This piece of pork ribs gave me a taste of Baiwei life... It's all the ups and downs, your cooking skills are amazing. ”
"Whoa, whoa..."
……
This meal was said by Wang Zaiwu with a gun and a stick, and the whole meal was full of joy and laughter.
It's just that this laughter comes from Su Rouge's mouth, but it is based on the sins of Wang Zaiwu's taste buds.
And just when Wang Zaiwu was mocking and sarcastic, he was "enjoying" the dishes made by Su Rouge with a gun and a stick.
Outside the window, an uninvited guest came at some point, watching all this.
This uninvited guest is Wei Tianyang Wei Dashao.
Ten thousand years at a glance!
From the first time he saw Su Rouge, Wei Tianyang really planned to make her Mrs. Wei.
And launched a fierce pursuit of Su Rouge, although it is said that it is hot to shave his head, but these days he has come into contact.
Wei Tianyang still has a certain understanding of Su Rouge, and knows that he is relatively homely, and he lives in a simple place.
So in the past few days, Wei Tianyang has mainly accompanied Su Rouge in the Rouge Pavilion, anyway, he can't get rid of the kind of dead skin.
This is not!
As soon as the meal arrived today, Wei Tianyang happily carried Su Rouge's favorite dishes, and planned to have lunch with him, and then accompany him to the house.
Who would have thought that someone would be the first to get there, and it was a meal cooked by Su Rouge himself.
Looking at the picture of Wang Zaiwu and Su Rouge in the restaurant in Wei Tianyang's eyes, you and me.
This made him feel bad all over, and his face was gloomy.
Especially when Wang Zaiwu was in his home pajamas and was with him, Su Rouge never had laughter and laughter, and the affectionate behavior of picking vegetables for Wang Zaiwu from time to time.
All of this was undoubtedly deeply hurting Wei Tianyang's heart, almost making him lose his mind, and he pushed the door in desperately to stop all this.
In the end, he was restrained by him, because he didn't want to appear in front of the two as a loser, especially in front of Wang Zaiwu.
At this time, Wei Tianyang understood why Su Rouge wanted to sit with Wang Zaiwu regardless of everyone's eyes, and secretly helped Wang Zaiwu when he touched the green dragon.
It turned out that the two had an adulterous affair, not the so-called Rouge Lou and the He family secretly reached an alliance, and they still believed Wang Zaiwu's words at that time.
"Wang Zaiwu, you are really going to surprise me."
Through the window glass, Wei Tianyang glanced at Wang Zaiwu with a cruel look, and then turned around and left with the carefully prepared lunch.
And not going to show up, when this loser.
And at the moment when Wei Tianyang turned around, Su Rouge's big eyes glanced at him vaguely.
Regarding Wei Tianyang's arrival, in fact, Su Rouge had already seen it.
All of this was deliberately let Wei Tianyang see, otherwise why would she have served Wang Zaiwu vegetables from time to time, as if she was laughing and laughing.
Wang Zaiwu set her up and took advantage of her, and letting her eat an unpalatable meal was not enough to relieve her hatred.
Give back to others in their own way!
This is Su Rouge's ultimate goal, so that he can not only get rid of Wei Tianyang's stubborn pursuit, but also put the king together, which can be described as killing two birds with one stone.
Seeing Wei Tianyang leaving, Su Rouge didn't plan to continue this meal, and said with a smile.
"Okay, don't eat it, can you tell me how you feel?"
Obviously in a very good mood!
"Singing without reading the music book, leaving a big score. Don't say anything about your meal, don't say it, don't say it, you'll be proud. ”
Wang Zaiwu poured a mouthful of water, shook his head and said.
"Isn't that dish delicious?"
"You should ask if that dish is not unpalatable!"
Wang Zaiwu put the chopsticks down, looked at the dishes that were almost half dried by himself, and sighed.
"You take your life to cook this meal, and I will eat it among the people."
"Whoa, whoa..."
Su Rouge was indeed amused by Wang Zaiwu at this meal, and said with a wave of his hand.
"Alright! After this meal, we are both clear, and you can go. ”
"I'm sorry for my stomach. Listen to my advice, don't cook anymore, or people will sue you for murder. ”
Wang Zaiwu stood up and planned to change his clothes, and then leave the place of right and wrong.
At this time, Su Rouge said something leisurely.
"By the way, I forgot to tell you that Wei Tianyang was here just now."
Su Rouge raised his hand and pointed to the window, and then said.
"Now, just stand by the window."
"Huh?"
Wang Zaiwu was stunned for a moment, glanced at the window, and then looked at his pajamas, suddenly got up, and then asked.
"Wei Tianyang is chasing you? You're using me as a shield. ”
"Hmmm! Stalking that kind of chase. ”
Su Rouge simply admitted.
"That's the real purpose of you asking me to change my clothes and eat with you, right?"
Wang Zaiwu couldn't help but have a toothache on his face. This confusion offended Wei Dashao again, and it was ruthless.
Thinking about it now, Wang Zaiwu understands why Su Rouge behaved like that just now. This is to pick up food and water for himself, and he is full of smiles and warmth, plus he is wearing pajamas.
Who doesn't have a leg?
"You put me along, I'll go back now, is there a problem? As for this meal, I should give you a little bitterness, because you have seen things that you should not see. ”
Su Rouge blinked Kazlan's big eyes, and looked at Wang Zaiwu with the meaning of a villain.
"The mouth of the green bamboo snake, the tail of the wasp is on the needle. It's both, it's the most poisonous woman's heart. It's ruthless! ”
"So don't offend women in the future, especially beautiful women like me."
"Indeed, I did. Say goodbye, we will not get along with each other in the future. ”
Wang Zaiwu dropped these words and turned his head and left directly.
Not for a while!
A wilting voice rang out in the Rouge Pavilion.
"That's right! No matter how beautiful you are, you can't compare to the four taels of meat on your chest, and you are fortunate to feast your eyes on it, and this meal is not a loss. ”
was so angry that Su Rouge chased him out directly.
It's a pity that Wang Zaiwu has already fled.