At this time, Wu Kui was a little embarrassed to speak, and a little shy to reply to Wang Shoujing's question just now.

"This is actually not a voluntary surrender, because I was slept with by the owner of the house, so I called the police."

"What's that? Are you asleep? ”

Wang Shoujing's eyes widened, and the fire of gossip suddenly ignited, and then he said with a curious little look.

"Concrete nagging! I've been here for so long, and I haven't heard of burglary being slept on by the owner, which is the biggest news of our first prison today. ”

Not to mention Wang Shoujing, some of the people around him also lit the fire of gossip, and they all looked at Wu Kui, waiting for him to "report".

"That's not good, is it?"

"Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up and nag, or cut you. ”

No way!

Wu Kui could only tell everyone with a reluctant face, and even a little humiliation.

And as Wu Kui narrated, everyone began to laugh, and then laughed straight.

It's really Wu Kui's burglary that is too twisty and bizarre and dramatic.

Here's the story.

Because of the anti-pickpocketing operation, Wu Kui, a lightning bolt, did not dare to beg for food on the street, and was forced to think about burglary for his livelihood.

So I looked at a single eldest sister's house to commit a crime, who would have thought that in the middle of the process, the eldest sister who had finished drinking came back and hit a square.

And this eldest sister is a tiger man who has practiced, and in the face of Wu Kui's burglary, she didn't see the thief panicking and yelling.

I don't know if it's because of the stimulation of alcohol, or how to drop, the eldest sister instantly turned into a thief master, and she was a mess, and when she came up, she gave Wu Kui an over-the-shoulder fall and was tied up.

Originally, the eldest sister was still thinking about reporting the case, but when she learned about it, she knew that Wu Kui was still a chick, and she drank a little wine, so she pushed Wu Kui down while she was drinking.

After finishing the matter, he released Wu Kui and asked him to take away some valuable things as a reward.

And Wu Kui could only leave with tears of humiliation, and then the more he thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable and panicked.

So he called the police and said that he was QJ.

And the result is that in my country, women forcing men does not constitute QJ, and the punishment for the eldest sister can only be criticism and education.

On the contrary, Wu Kui put himself in because of burglary, and in view of Wu Kui's personal report and voluntary surrender, he was sentenced to one and a half years.

Therefore, this whole Wu Kui is like Wang Ba drilling the stove pit, holding his breath and nesting fire.

Treating him as his own humiliation is not enough for outsiders.

However, today, due to Wang Shoujing's prestige, he could only say it reluctantly.

After listening to what Wu Kui said, Wang Shoujing looked happy, and said quite incomprehensibly.

"Oh! Everyone is asleep, what do you say you called the police? On the contrary, he put himself in, and no one has anything to do, he is really a talent. ”

"Actually, I thought about it, but it was my first time. You say that I am a lightning hand Wu Kui, who comes and goes in the wind and rain, and has been clean and self-loving for so many years, but I am also a bare fart and have a good reputation. How could it be conquered by this old lady? So I called the police. Whoever knows that I'm going to finish the calf myself. ”

Wu Kui's face was aggrieved and dissatisfied.

"Hahaha... You've taught me a vivid lesson today, I really don't know if a woman forcing a man is not a QJ. ”

"That's it! I'm going to suffer this loss, or the girl will be able to designate in. ”

"Hahaha... You're a great talent. Just you, it's enough for me to be happy to get out of prison. ”

"Hahaha... You're a pretty tiger in this case, and I'm so happy to see you now. ”

“……”

……

After everyone teased Wu Kui, Wang Shoujing opened his mouth and asked.

"You don't feel good about this sin, do you?"

"Who's to say it isn't! When I first came in, I made a sound when I was eating, and I played! Sleep snoring, snoring! Fart without shouting report, hit! Now it's a little better, just take AK and guard the fish pond. ”

Wu Kui replied.

The so-called AK guarding the fish pond is to hold a toilet brush and guard next to the squatting toilet.

"Do you want to serve me in the future?"

Wang Shoujing asked again.

"Ah...... It's true? ”

Wu Kui was stunned for a long time before his face became ecstatic, and then he nodded violently and said

"Yes, I've always dreamed of... Don't talk about serving the trough, you can let me follow. ”

"Don't be too happy! Aren't you known as the lightning hand? It means that you are a skilled worker, and you have to let me see your skills. ”

Wang Shoujing poured cold water.

"Ahh What do you want to know here? ”

"No hurry! Let me ask you first, do you know and trust people in your circle out there, and at the same time have to be better than you or have similar skills to you? Also, you have to get in touch right away. ”

Wang Shoujing waved his hand and said.

Regarding the matter of his younger brother Wang Zaiwu, Wang Shoujing is quite concerned.

"Ahh Brother Jing, what do you think? ”

Wu Kui was puzzled.

"I need him to do something for me."

Wang Shoujing gave a rare explanation.

"What are you going to steal?"

Wu Kui instantly understood.

"That's not what you're supposed to ask."

Wang Shoujing was not angry and glanced at Wu Kui.

"Hehe..."

Wu Kui smiled, then frowned and thought about it, and replied.

"It's... There are better skills than me, but if you want to be trustworthy, and you are in a hurry, then you can only find my senior brother Nine-Fingered Thief. ”

"Ahh The Nine-Fingered Thief is your senior brother? ”

At this time, a young man was quite surprised and said.

"Do you know his brother?"

Wang Shoujing looked sideways at the young man.

"I don't know, but I've heard of it. This nine-fingered thief used to be a big figure in the thief world of our black province, and he was still a righteous thief, and after the tomb robbery and smuggling incident, I heard that he was hidden. ”

The youth explained.

"Is it so powerful?"

Wang Shoujing was quite surprised.

"Well, Brother Jing, do you know the biggest smuggling case of tomb robbery in our Black Province? It is rumored that the nine-fingered thief did it. He gave away all the antiques that the tomb robbers wanted to smuggle, and then donated them to the museum free of charge. ”

The young man said with admiration, and then asked curiously.

"Is this really your senior brother's nine-fingered thief?"

"I don't know... That's exactly what the rumors say, and who knows the truth. ”

Wu Kui didn't admit it positively, but it could be seen from the arrogant little expression on his face.

Nine times out of ten, his brother did it.

"Okay, then please ask your senior brother to come out."

Wang Shoujing slapped the board directly, and then asked.

"Can you get in touch with your brother?"

"Anytime, anywhere!"

"That's it! Come, now let everyone see the work of your lightning hand. ”

Wang Shoujing suddenly became excited.

"Ahh Brother Jing, what do you want to see? ”

Wu Kui opened his mouth and asked.

"Hmm..."

Wang Shoujing thought about it, then picked up a small stone, shook it at Wu Kui and said.

"If you can take this stone from me without knowing it, then you will be able to serve me in the future."

So saying, he rolled up his sleeve and put the stone inside.

After all, there is no pocket in the prison uniform. The prisoner hid things, usually in his trousers and rolled up sleeve pockets.

"Ahh Brother Jing, aren't you embarrassed for me? How can this make me smooth, you have a sense of prevention, and there are so many pairs of eyes like a monitoring room, staring at no dead ends, I don't have to show this shot. ”

Wu Kui took two steps forward, looking embarrassed.

"Aren't you known as the Lightning? Don't you have the ability to do that? ”

Wang Shoujing said with some disappointment.

"Cao, you can't do it either!"

"It's a lightning hand, it's cowardly."

"Just like you, the Nine-Fingered Thief will be your senior brother? You're not putting gold on your face, are you? ”

“……”

Seeing Wu Kui's performance so unbearable, everyone talked and despised it.

Wu Kui was not angry, he bent his waist and licked his face to explain.

"I'm known as the lightning hand, but our business is a natural and one-stop, you have to be on guard and watching, I naturally don't get up."

"Cao! You're a wasted name. ”

"I'm really not good at it, or I wouldn't have burglarized. But my brother's skills don't have to say, Brother Jing, for my brother's saddle, let me saddle you before and after the horse, I will serve people, my hand massage is also a must, I promise to make you fluttering, don't believe me will give you a press... Oops..."

As he spoke, Wu Kui stepped forward and planned to press Wang Shoujing, but then his foot stumbled, and the whole person fell towards Wang Shoujing.

Wang Shoujing's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly stretched out his hands to help him.

"Smack!"

Wu Kui put his hands on Wang Shoujing's arms, and said with a look of sincere fear.

"I'm sorry Brother Jing, I... I didn't mean to... This... I accidentally tripped over it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. ”

Then he left Wang Shoujing's arms with both hands, and took a step back to stand firmly.

Everything behaves so naturally.

"Are you trying to give me a massage, or are you trying to push me down? Cao! ”

Wang Shoujing said angrily.

"Then Brother Jing, do you want to try my massage skills?"

Wu Kui scratched his head and asked.

"I don't want a massage!"

Wang Shoujing waved his hand and refused, then stared at Wu Kui, and asked without anger.

"Let me ask you, the nine-fingered thief is really your senior brother?"

"This can still be fake!"

Wu Kui nodded.

"You'd better not bluff me, or you'll have a hard time with the rest of your life."

Wang Shoujing directly threatened with words.

It's really Wu Kui like this, he can't even take a pebble away from himself, and he dares to be called a lightning hand, he really doesn't look like a nine-fingered thief junior brother.

"Brother Jing, do you believe me?"

Wu Kui asked.

"I want to believe it! But you can't do this kind of technical work. It's like a swagger. ”

Wang Shoujing rolled his eyes and said.

"Can I serve you then?"

Wu Kui asked.

"For the sake of your senior brother's face, I can let you serve me a trough. Remember to contact your brother as soon as possible for me. ”

Wang Shoujing said not very satisfied.

"I don't want to see my senior brother's face, I want to fight for it myself."

Wu Kui bared his teeth and said.

"What do you mean?"

Wang Shoujing was stunned.

Immediately, I saw Wu Kui slowly raise his hand, holding a stone between his two fingers and showing it to everyone.

"Ouch..."

Wang Shoujing looked at the stone in Wu Kui's hand, and was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly checked his rolled up sleeve pocket, which was already empty.

"I'm Cao... How? I didn't even notice it. ”

Suddenly!

Wu Kuilu's hand shocked the audience!