Chapter 444: The arrogant insects have no money
"Dare to offend the dragon clan in our dragon territory, pick its skin, pump its tendons, sprinkle salt on the skinless flesh and light the soul!"
Ao Ban's cheeks showed a murderous look, and he gently held the long sword in his hand and said in his mouth, in the territory of the West Sea Dragon Clan, offending the sinners of the West Sea Dragon Clan should have a good end, but if the thief runs two steps slower, it will inevitably make its whole family die well.
“.”
Su Yan was speechless for a while after hearing this, and his understanding of the dragon clan Jianxi deepened a little.
"I'll inform a few of my fellow citizens, and you can wait here for a while."
Ao Ban put Su Yan down from his shoulder, looked at Su Yan, who was a little stunned and shook on his face, and asked with a slight groan: "Can you hold the sword?" I feel that your current appearance is a little lacking in murderous energy, but it is a little bit like our kind of eyelid."
Although Su Yan is from Beihai, no matter how you say it, Su Yan has a vein flowing in his body, thinking that he needs to introduce Su Yan to other colleagues later, Ao Ban muttered a little in his heart.
With such a pink and glutinous eyelid to be carried out, the other dragon clan colleagues are afraid that they will be able to laugh at the eyes for two hundred years.
Especially those mocking big mouths, Ao Ban's head hurts a little.
"Try to look fierce."
Su Yan, who was interspersed under his armpits by Ao Ban's hands and held in front of him, muttered with black lines on his cheeks:
"Huh-"
"Nope! You should kick my cheeks with both feet, there is no deterrence in the color of the inside, you want to kill it! Ao Ban put Su Yan down helplessly, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Why don't you inherit your father?
Although Ao Ban was not present, she also knew from her colleagues about what happened in front of her.
Ao Ren's scales can be described as extremely fierce, swaggering into the door to eat in the box of the immortals, and after eating, he can swagger out vertically, and his expression is more relaxed and comfortable than visiting the kiln.
Why doesn't this Su Yan inherit a little, it's all about following those foxes and not learning well!
What's the use of being pretty, and you can't eat!
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"Auntie, auntie."
Ao Ban held his forehead to find his colleagues, ready to carry out the order issued by the Dragon King of the West Sea, and let Su Yan stay where he was for a while, but Su Yan ran to the banquet hall when Ao Ban turned around, and in front of the aunt who was bouncing along the falling tablecloth, the person with a smug face stood up with his hands on his hips and said:
"Auntie, I have a good business, and I can subsidize our family!"
"Is there anything good about Hiccup?"
The aunt burped, raised her hand, and poked the smug little fox's cheek.
"I've got a dragon king's decree that we can legally kill people and set fires on the west coast and near the coast. Woo woo woo? ”
Su Yanzheng's face was full of pride, he raised his little fox face, and told his aunt about good business as if he was inviting merit, and he must find his aunt's staff for a staff member!
But Su Yan's words were not finished, and the aunt who triggered the keyword suddenly sobered up, and hurriedly reached out to cover Su Yan's little fox cheek.
"Oh?"
The proud insect ancestor sitting next to the aunt, and the aunt sitting next to the proud insect ancestor, their ears were pricked up.
"Go, go, what are you doing all the fun about? My nephew came to honor my aunt, go and go."
The aunt covered Su Yan's mouth, and looked at the ancestor and aunt who were eavesdropping with her ears pricked up with her ears up.
The arrogant insect is the famous Pingfeng Mountain bandit, and the mountain spirit passing by the Pingfeng Mountain will be forced to dig in the vein for two years, killing people and setting fires, etc., which is simply a trigger word that can poke the excitement in the heart of the arrogant insect.
What Su Yan said just now, the proud insect ancestor and aunt who were originally fighting against each other did not hear it clearly. All they heard were: order, lawfulness, murder and arson, looting of the West Bank and its coastal areas.
Lawful looting? It's not true, is there such a joyful and dripping carnival?
“.”
The aunt glanced at the aunt and ancestor who pricked up her ears, but pretended not to care, and then at Su Yan, who was covered by her mouth and was confused, and sighed helplessly:
"If there is such a good business in the future, if you quietly pull my aunt's skirt, our aunt and nephew should go directly to the door to talk. You see, our aunts and nephews were supposed to eat a lot of brains and intestines, but as a result, they wanted to give a piece of the soup to the two old worms for no reason. ”
"Auntie, I haven't finished my words yet!"
Su Yan glanced at Aunt Bai angrily and said: "What Taigong said about the raiding by order means that I will lead the Dragon Clan Legion to the west coast and the coastal area, and kill those notorious evil beasts and demons, and all the proceeds from the internal raid will belong to us."
When the Proud Insect Ancestor heard this, a slight hint of disappointment flashed on his cheeks.
It turned out to be such a legal raid, so he said, how could the Dragon King of the West Sea be so generous, let go of his border area and let other monks plunder it at will
"I thought I could really grab it casually, but I was already thinking about informing Ping Fengshan and asking them to bring those little guys here to practice and find some sense of copying," said the proud insect ancestor with a little disappointment.
The recent birth tide of the proud insect clan has exploded, and a bunch of inexperienced insects are waiting to be fed, holding knives and forks, looking at the elders of the clan with anticipation, hoping that the elders can lead them to do unprofitable business outside the clan.
There is no profit! The highest level of businessmen!
"What about me? What about me? ”
The aunt looked at the aunt and raised her finger with a smile on her face.
The ancestor didn't look down on these small profits, but the aunt was very interested in this business, and asked the aunt if she would also bring one of herself, she hadn't tried such a justifiable feeling of copying her home for a long time.
"I don't have your share, I will earn the spirit stones for my nephew, and you are embarrassed to come and get a piece of the pie."
In the face of the aunt's unreasonable request, the aunt didn't want to refuse directly.
If it is said that he is plundering the entire west coast, if he does not find some helpers, he may finish looting the east side, and all the people in the south and northwest will disappear without a trace, but according to the meaning of the Dragon King of the West Sea, he should just want to reorganize peace.
It may also be that he wants to give Su Yan some pocket money, after all, this little fox is too father-in-law, and it is also reasonable for the Dragon King of the West Sea to give him some New Year's money.
"You're unexpected. So heartless? ”
The aunt looked at the aunt with a sad face, and reprimanded angrily with a sad look: "You have no conscience! ”
However, the aunt turned her head calmly, put her legs together, put the little fox on her lap and admonished Su Yan:
"The little fox wants you to remember that when you are a bandit, there is also a classification among the bandits, like your aunt and me, who are unlucky, they are usually directly robbed, and the bandits who rob as much as they can and love to gamble are called bandits."
"And my aunt's kind is called a flower girl, the best at controlling people's hearts with clever words, and the robbery method is tactful, maybe a deception is a deception to deceive you for a lifetime"
Although the arrogant insects have been doing businessless for generations, everyone calls themselves businessmen.
But businessmen are not the same as businessmen, businessmen like aunts who are not too lucky, the most annoying thing is to plan for nothing, so businessmen like aunts are as much as they can grab, and they don't care too much about the follow-up profits.
And the aunt is a flower girl, either not robbing or shooting as fast as thunder, robbing the bottom of the person, ensuring that no one is left to the victim.
They are the best at using rhetoric to manipulate people's hearts.
In addition, there are also the best at pretending to be the identity of the pie to draw the pie of the world, and the misty trickster who relies on gambling and arithmetic.
In short, the arrogant insect clan is a nest of thieves, and the bandits are the least technological, but they are also the largest in number, and the remaining schools are engaged in technical business.
"When you're away from home, don't talk to strangers."
The aunt touched the fox's head, and glanced at the aunt from time to time to warn Su Yan not to believe in the aunt's evil.
Believe the aunt's nonsense, and the year can be wrong.
(End of chapter)