Chapter 3 Willing to Gamble and Lose

Tang Shan was still touching his body, and the old man was still waiting, not in a hurry at all. The idea of escaping in Tang Shan's heart turned countless times, but he never took the first step. Although he wanted to escape, the old man would certainly not be able to catch up; Even if he can catch up and scuffle, he is far from his opponent.

But Tangshan just couldn't make up his mind to escape. When he was in a dilemma, the old man suddenly opened his eyes completely and smiled strangely:

"I knew you didn't have any money."

Tang Shan was stunned on the spot, and scolded in his heart, since you know that I have no money, you still lure me to gamble on chess? Didn't you mean to embarrass me? What the hell do you want to do, old man?

The old man stretched out two fingers and said weakly, "Now, you have two paths to go." ”

Tang Shan didn't think about it, so he blurted out, "Which two?" ”

The old man put away one of his two fingers, turned the other in the other direction, pointed to the other end of the bridge, and said:

"The first way, forget the game just now, you go, take a bigger step, I can't catch up with you."

Tang Shan looked at the flow of people on the bridge, but no one paid attention to the old and young people in this corner.

An old woman with a pair of high heels walked in front of Tang Shan with a serious face and did not squint. Tang Shan stared at her towering chest, the Adam's apple moved wildly, and he didn't hold it for a while, and saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth.

Objectively speaking, Tang Shan drooled, not because of lust, but because he was hungry. From the shape of a woman's chest, the first thing he thought of was two huge steamed buns.

Tang Shan is seventeen years old, fully developed in all aspects, except for dozing off in class, there is basically no major problem, to say that he has no feelings for women walking on the street at all, not only unreal, but also a little wronged; It's just that human desires seem to have a sequence, and when the stomach growls, the first thing that comes to mind is of course eating and drinking. You can trace the shape of your food by looking at anything. The so-called full warmth can only think of lust * desire, before food and clothing are not resolved, lust * desire can only be put aside.

The old man saw that Tang Shan was drooling very unproductively, and with a look of disdain, he took out a pipe, lit a bag of cigarettes, took a puff, and spit it clean, before he said slowly:

"Stinky boy, you can drool like this, should I admire you, or should I despise you?"

Tang Shan raised his sleeve and wiped the corners of his mouth, thinking to himself, you know a fart, if this woman is stuffed with two steamed buns on her chest, it will be enough for me to eat two meals.

The old man took another puff of his cigarette, spit it out, and said in a pretended profoundness: "You can't just look at the surface, you have to find the essence." ”

Tang Shan was puzzled for a while: "What do you mean?" ”

The old man pulled out the pipe from his mouth and said leisurely, "That woman's breasts are big, but they are obviously unreal. ”

Tang Shan was stunned for a moment: "How do you know?" Do you have clairvoyance? ”

The old man laughed strangely: "The expression of plastic surgery is very stiff, and the fake chest does not tremble." ”

When Tang Shan heard this, he laughed: "Damn, I didn't expect you to be an old rascal." Disrespectful, disrespectful. ”

The old man also showed two yellow teeth and said with a smile: "You're polite, you're polite." Life experience is just a matter of not worth mentioning. ”

Tang Shan sneered: "Life experience? It sounds like there are countless maidens. You just blow it. ”

The old man's face darkened: "I haven't eaten pork, and I haven't seen a pig run." ”

Tang Shan didn't answer for a while, but he was thinking in his heart, it's really not interesting to talk to you here, the key is that the topic is not on the same string, I think of steamed buns, but you are examining the authenticity of other people's chests. Since noon to now, I have not eaten a grain of rice, and I have been working like a prisoner for most of the day, so hungry that my chest is close to my back, but I really hope that the woman's towering place is fake, and it is best to take out the two big steamed buns in it and share one with me, that is the joy of life.

As for the academic question of whether the breasts are true or false, we must wait until we have eaten enough and are extremely bored before discussing them.

As she spoke, the woman was already far away. Even if there are really steamed buns, Tangshan has lost the opportunity to share one.

Tang Shan had no choice but to change the subject: "I lost the chess, you give me two ways to go." I just said the first one. What about the other one? ”

The old man took another puff of his cigarette, spit it out, and waved his hand nonchalantly: "If you are going to choose the first one, there is no need to say the second. Let's go. ”

Tang Shan is right to think about it, since people let you go, why should you be entangled and ask for trouble? So he waved his hand in a pretended manner, raised his feet and left, saying as he went, "Then there will be a time later." ”

Tang Shan walked from this end of the bridge to that end, turned to look at the old man, did not chase after him, did not even look at this side, the other party was smoking by himself, took a deep breath, slowly spit clean, took a deep breath, and slowly spit clean. It's as if nothing had happened.

Tang Shan was completely relieved, stepped up a few steps, walked out of the bridge, and joined the flow of people at dusk.

Unexpectedly, in the crowd not far in front of him, he found the steamed bun woman he had just discussed. Although she was far away and could only see her side and back, unable to see the whole picture of her chest, Tang Shan still recognized her from her clothing and hair style.

Tang Shan rushed forward with the flow of people, and his eyes had no scenery to see, so he could only stare at the woman intentionally or unintentionally. I estimated in my heart that this woman was about thirty years old, at most less than forty, and from the side, her appearance was acceptable, but she was not as unbearable as the old man at the bridge said, but her unyielding expression ruined all the interest. In addition, her eyes are completely unamorous, always squinting, as if all the men who walk by her are perverts or criminals.

The flow of people turned a corner in front, and Tang Shan saw the woman's chest again, still towering, remembering the authenticity of the old man at the bridge, and laughed silently. His gaze couldn't help but linger on her chest for a while, and sure enough, he found that it didn't shake at all, like two iron stones screwed to the wall with screws.

Tang Shan forgot about his hunger for a while, and his heart was very happy, thinking not to look at the old man's obscene appearance, but his eyes were quite sharp. can actually see through the truth and falsehood at a glance, this ability is really not owned by ordinary people.

Then the woman turned around and walked towards another alley, which happened to be facing away from Tangshan. Tang Shan's gaze could only move down from her back and stay on her buttocks.

The woman's buttocks have no beauty at all, Tang Shan searched for dry intestines for a long time, and what came to mind was not giant buns or steamed buns, but two pieces of dough, and it seemed that the kneading time was not long enough, or the water added was not enough, and the dough was not elastic. If it weren't for the skinny jeans wrapping it, I'm afraid it would fall down little by little like mud and sand soaked on the wall.

The woman was about to disappear into the alley, Tang Shan followed the flow of people to the mouth of the alley, and was just about to turn with it, when he suddenly woke up, thinking that if I followed me again, I would become a nymphomaniac. Although I am in exile and hungry, my character is not so unbearable. Besides, there are no steamed buns at the end of the world, why bother staring at an elderly woman with fake breasts?

Thinking of this, Tang Shan let the woman disappear and continued to walk forward with the flow of people.

After walking for a while, Tang Shan sadly found that he really had nowhere to go except to look around the street. Chen Yusheng's house in the eastern suburbs can be settled temporarily, but as soon as he stepped into the rivers and lakes, he went to his old friends, which seemed too unproductive.

Tang Shan stood on the side of the street, watching the rush of people for a while, and then walked back against the flow of people.

Half an hour later, Tang Shan returned to the bridge again, and the old man was still sitting there like a piece of withered pine, not moving, not greeting Tang Shan, not even looking at him.

Tang Shan leaned against the railing of the bridge, turned his back to the bridge deck, looked at the river reflecting the light of the setting sun in the distance, and said:

"I still want to hear what the second path you chose for me is."

The old man knocked the long pipe in his hand, stared down at the chessboard, and replied, "Curiosity is so heavy, and children can be taught." ”

Tang Shan was a little angry in his heart, and raised his voice: "Old rascal, can you not be so vain when you speak?" ”

The old man began to pack up the chess pieces and chessboard, but he still didn't look at Tang Shan, but said to Tang Shan: "Let's go, since you have turned back, I will invite you to eat a bowl of rice noodles on the street corner." ”

Tang Shan didn't know what medicine the old guy was selling in the gourd. But as soon as he heard that he was going to invite himself to eat rice noodles, he immediately came to his senses. It doesn't matter what he wants to do, once he is full, can it be his turn?

When he came to the rice noodle stall, Tang Shan was not polite at all, he asked for two large bowls, and ate them all in an instant. Then he wiped his mouth, burped, leaned back in the wooden chair, and waited for the old man to say what to do next, while wondering how he could get out without hurting himself. If you cheat someone to eat, you can't adopt the strategy of kicking people over, throwing them around, and running away.

The old man also finished eating a large bowl full of rice noodles, took out a long pipe and lit a bag of cigarettes, held it in his mouth, and then paid the bill with one hand, and stretched out two fingers with the other hand carelessly:

"The second way, you make me an apprentice."

Tang Shan was stunned for a long time, but he still didn't come back to his senses. He used the time to eat rice noodles and imagined all kinds of possibilities, but he didn't expect the old guy to make such a strange request. He has never heard of it since he came out of his mother's womb, and he threatens others to be his apprentice.

Tang Shan sneered and stammered, "You, what can you let me learn?" ”

The old man still spoke casually: "Chess endgame." ”

Tang Shan stopped stammering this time, and laughed louder: "Pull it down, you broken the wreck, in addition to deceiving minors like me, can you have a use for chicken feathers?" I can't even earn a mouthful of food. ”

There is the next sentence he didn't say: Not only did he not earn a mouthful of rice, but I also mixed you with two large bowls of rice noodles.

The old man finished paying, took a deep puff of his cigarette, and slowly exhaled it. After spitting out the last trace of smoke, he continued to continue nonchalantly:

"If I give you the first path, and you go halfway and then turn back, that means you have to choose the second path. There is no third way for you to choose from me. ”

Tang Shan was stunned again, thinking to himself, who said that if I turn back, I must choose the second path in your mouth? I'm just because I ate two bowls of rice noodles from you, so I'm polite to you. Let me go, I will take a big step away in a while, what can you do with me? I don't believe you have any magic that can keep me from moving.

The old man knocked his pipe on the sole of his shoe, suddenly raised his head and stared at Tang Shan's face, and said word by word:

"People in the rivers and lakes must remember four words at all times. Otherwise, you won't be able to move an inch. ”

Tang Shan asked curiously, "Which four words?" ”

The old man still said word by word: "I am willing to lose the bet." ”