Brother Biao worked in Quanzhou, Fujian Province when he was young, and after returning to Fenglin Town, he fell into a tea-drinking problem. At home, I boil water at any time, and I make tea slowly and leisurely when I have nothing to do.

In Fenglin Town, ordinary people go to other houses as guests, and the owner smokes when he enters the door, only Brother Biao is unconventional, and people come to visit him, and pour a cup of tea for people as soon as he enters the door, and he also persuades each other seriously:

"Smoking is bad for health, drink tea and drink tea."

made people addicted to smoking, uncomfortable, and didn't dare to take out cigarettes and light fires in his house.

Many people have opinions about Brother Biao's style, because people are mixed on the street, holding a cigarette in their mouths at any time, and looking upwards at a 45-degree angle, which looks more magnificent and arrogant.

And if you have nothing to do with a teacup in your hand, you are a little old-fashioned, at least she is a sissy, and she can't be pressed at all.

People are mixed in the rivers and lakes, and arrogance is the most important. Smoking is both ruffian and domineering. At worst, a toothpick has the same effect. Only drinking tea, not only does he lose all his momentum, but he always wants to pee after drinking too much; The two armies are facing each other, and your bladder suddenly tightens, which is a bit of a bad scenery anyway.

Therefore, basically everyone in Fenglin Town smokes, but only Brother Biao really drinks tea.

Brother Biao does his own thing, he drinks tea and is gentle and elegant, in addition to his appearance, he is also like a high-end person in other aspects.

Brother Biao is addicted to tea, not only has a teacup in his hand anytime and anywhere at home, but even if he goes out to run errands, he must prepare a plastic bottle, fill it with brewed tea, and hang a rope around his waist in order to set off with peace of mind.

And because Brother Biao likes to drink black tea, and the black tea is lightly brewed, and it is packed in a transparent plastic bottle, which looks like urine. Many people who don't know Brother Biao's temperament see a bottle hanging around Brother Biao's waist on the street, which contains a pale yellow liquid, thinking that Brother Biao has serious kidney deficiency, and he can't help but urinate frequently and urination, and it is troublesome to find a toilet on the street, so he can turn around the corner and sprinkle it in the bottle at any time. It is environmentally friendly and reduces pressure on the bladder.

As a result, the vast majority of people who hear about Brother Biao for the first time always suddenly realize:

"Oh, you're talking about the guy who peed in the bottle around his waist."

When this word reached Brother Biao's ears, of course he was furious, and he broke at least three teacups, and then scolded incoherently:

"Stuff your mother. You know the. Who is in the way of me drinking tea? ”

Drinking tea certainly doesn't get in the way. So misunderstanding is misunderstanding, anger is anger, Brother Biao is still a tea addict.

By the way, the three words "stuff your mother" are also the swearing dialect of Quanzhou, Fujian, which was brought to Fenglin Town by Brother Biao from Quanzhou, but it was not popularized and became his exclusive language habit.

Whether it is Brother Biao's friend or enemy, no one understands the specific meaning of "stuffing your mother", but as long as Brother Biao says these three words in his mouth, everyone knows that Brother Biao is angry at this moment, and no one dares to provoke him again.

In addition to loving tea when he is in a good mood and saying "stuff your mother" when he is in a bad mood, Brother Biao also has a problem: he likes to tell stories to people. No matter what the occasion, whenever he has the opportunity to speak, he will tell people stories.

The protagonist of the story is himself, and the content of the story is usually more heroic. The details of the story are much the same every time. But the beginning of the story is basically monolithic, and it is exactly the same every time:

"Brother, when I was in Quanzhou."

As soon as everyone heard it, they knew that Brother Biao's heroic story had begun.

Later, all the people in Fenglin Town knew that Brother Biao had once mixed the rivers and lakes in Quanzhou, Fujian. Of course, the truth is that he only worked in a certain factory, and he was once pinned to the ground.

On this day, Brother Biao took more than a dozen brothers, rode three motorcycles, and rushed to the shipyard in the western suburbs. Before leaving, he did not forget to make a pot of tea, carefully poured it into a plastic bottle, and carefully hung it around his waist.

It was precisely because of the delay in making tea that the brothers arrived at the shipyard in the western suburbs, which made the little steel cannon and Sha Pei suffer a beating. If Brother Biao had answered Sha's call and set off immediately, it would probably have happened when he arrived at the scene of the incident, and the clash between the small steel cannon and the five people on the other side had not yet occurred.

However, it's a little late, it's not too late. At least the five on the other side had the upper hand, but they hadn't left yet; Since the person has not left, the thing he is looking for is still there. The consequences are not too severe.

Although the consequences were not serious, as soon as Brother Biao entered the door, he was still furious when he saw that his two right-hand men were actually pressed to the ground and beaten up.

Generally speaking, Brother Biao has a conflict with people, and if he occupies a dominant position in terms of strength, it is not like a barbarian who fights as soon as he comes up, but is divided into three steps.

In the first step, Brother Biao untied the bottle on his waist, lowered his head to drink tea, and gave the other party a chance to reason.

In the second step, after the other party had already said it, Brother Biao's tea was almost drunk, his throat was moist and smooth, and Brother Biao began to tell the story, starting with the same thousand times:

"Brother, when I was in Quanzhou."

The content of the story is probably how heroic my brother Biao was in Quanzhou back then, how cruel he was inevitably, a fright, and finally a serious persuasion to put down his arms and surrender.

In the third step, if the other party is stubborn, and Brother Biao's tea is drunk again, his patience will be exhausted like tea, so he carries the empty bottle, and suddenly becomes angry:

"Stuff your mother."

As soon as the brothers heard it, it was a signal to charge. So the fight began. If you don't beat the other party to the ground and can't move, you won't give up.

But today's situation is a bit peculiar. Originally, Brother Biao was ready for tea, and his strength was far superior to that of the other party, so it was entirely possible to do things according to the usual three steps. The peculiarity of today's situation lies in the fact that the two generals on their own side are being pressed to the ground and crying wolf. This leaves Brother Biao with no time to drink tea, let alone tell stories.

As a result, the order of the three steps is messed up.

In a fit of rage, Brother Biao inadvertently omitted the procedures of drinking tea and telling stories, and scolded directly:

"Stuff your mother. Running to my territory to beat people, it's like no one in sight. ”

When the brothers under him heard this, they were stunned for a while. After all, starting to fight as soon as he came did not conform to Brother Biao's usual steps. But I was stunned for a while, and then I all reacted: I want to change the program today. "Stuff your mother" is a signal to charge, you can't help but listen to it.

So everyone cheered, all of them the guys, rushed up desperately, and started ping-pong.

In fact, the "stuffing your mother" in Brother Biao's mouth today is not a signal to charge, but a real anger. It's not that he doesn't want to fight, but the main purpose of his trip is to find something. If you want to fight, you have to find something.

In Brother Biao's plan today, he first lost his temper and calmed the other party, released the small steel cannon and Shar Pei who were beaten on the ground, and then he told the story to scare the other party into handing over what he wanted. In the end, it's not too late to avenge the little steel cannon and Sharpei.

But what Brother Biao never expected was that as soon as he "stuffed your mother" out, the brothers rushed up. You can't stop it.

Then the scene was a bit chaotic, and a dozen people couldn't do it inside the house, and all of them scuffled outside. The fight is out of order, and there is no beauty in martial arts film and television dramas at all.

Scratching hair, picking noses, picking ears, poking eyes, and even digging out the pubic. No matter what the three bad moves, there are everything.

Brother Biao wanted to shout a timeout. Because that's what he's thinking about. To be precise, it's the scrap of a chess game that no one has ever seen. But seeing this scene, I know that no matter how loud my voice is, it will not help.

Brother Biao opened his mouth and didn't shout, but he took care of the bottle on his waist and began to drink tea and watch the battle. The other person watching the battle was the old man who had always looked like a ghost, and he had now retreated a few dozen paces, but his face was still smiling.

Three minutes later, the two sides were decided.

There is no suspense in this mix, and the dozen or so people under Brother Biao who have just arrived are in full swing; There were only five people on the other side, and the momentum waned at once, and after a few rounds, they were held down by a group of two.

And the short and fat chicken thief's biscuit, before Brother Biao arrived, he was very arrogant and smacked black fists, kicking countless feet in the buttocks of the little steel cannon and Shapi, and after Brother Biao arrived and said "stuff your mother" exit, he immediately restrained his hands. There was no resistance at all.

This time it's the turn of the little steel cannon and Shar Pei to take revenge. The two of them found two long planks out of nowhere and beat them like wolves on the five people, all the while. The five people underground had never been beaten so violently, and they immediately cried wolf.

For a time, begging for mercy and shouting pain were heard for ten miles.

For Brother Biao, this victory ended a little quickly, after all, he didn't drink enough tea, let alone start telling his story, but now he feels that this is not bad, and it is still more rewarding to watch others cry out in pain and beg for mercy.

So, while sipping tea like urine, he enjoyed the rare sense of condescension in life. Forgot the main purpose of coming, and didn't ask who the game was broken on.

It's just that Brother Biao is not an ordinary person in the end, and he is not addicted to enjoyment, because the forgetting of the main purpose is also temporary. After a while, he beckoned, stopped the violent beating of the little steel cannon and Sharpei, and planned to ask the five poor fellows on the ground: Where is the thing?

So, the howl of the ghost and the wolf subsided slightly, and Brother Biao drank the last sip of tea, but just as he was about to speak, the sound of a truck suddenly sounded outside the door. Then the brakes, then the loud noise.

Brother Biao didn't have a chance to ask where the things were. Outside, Brother Dongcheng arrived with a large team of people and came to the rescue.

As soon as Brother Liang entered the shipyard compound, he saw that his five right-hand men were pressed to the ground by more than a dozen people on the other side, all of them cried tears and snot, their faces were mixed with dust, and their appearance was not even recognized by their mother, so he was immediately furious, pointing at Brother Biao and scolding:

"Your sister, it's too bullying, right?"

Brother Biao, as the boss of Ximen, how could he have been scolded so arrogantly? So he was also furious, and was about to scold back, when he suddenly saw the other party driving in two trucks, and more than 20 strange-shaped figures jumped from the cars, more than twice as many as his own, and all of them were holding weapons, and their arrogance was extinguished.

Brother Biao realized at this time that today's matter did not end well. Usually the rivers and lakes conflict, the bigger the scene, the more difficult it is to clean up. However, no matter how bad it ends, you can't have stage fright, otherwise you won't be able to mix on the street in the future. In this situation, what is the way not to have stage fright?

Others may really have no choice, but Brother Biao must have a way.

Brother Biao's method is to tell stories. Tell his own heroic story in Quanzhou, and scare the other party's minions first. According to Brother Biao's previous experience, the story has always worked very well, and he has almost never missed. So, today he is also very confident in his story.

Brother Biao picked up the bottle and wanted to take a sip of tea to moisten his throat, but found that there was no drop of tea left, so he had to skip the section on drinking tea, opened his voice, and spoke loudly:

"Brother, I ,...... when I was in Quanzhou"

Unexpectedly, just after the beginning, Brother Liang on the other side interrupted him with a thicker voice:

"Pull it down, Zhu Fat Biao, when you were in Quanzhou, you were beaten on the ground because of the pickle girl, broke a leg, and lay in the hospital for more than two months, do you think I don't know?"

As soon as the scars were revealed, Brother Biao was really angry. Brother Biao was furious, threw the empty tea bottle in his hand to the ground, and scolded like a cow's roar:

"Stuff your mother. ……”

Next, because I was angry, I didn't know what to scold. But when his men heard it, it was another signal to charge. So he let go of the five guys on the ground, and with another hula, he rushed towards each other as if he were home.

As a result, more than 40 people on both sides got together again. The shouts shook the sky, and the scene became even more chaotic.