Later, many people in Fenglin Town knew that that night, Brother Biao, the boss of Ximen, was sitting on a motorcycle on the way home from the shipyard in the western suburbs, and he couldn't hold back and peed into his crotch.

When he got off the motorcycle, Brother Biao felt a cold and wet crotch in his pants, and he was full of shame, but he was also glad that it was night, and no one could see that the color of his crotch was different from other places. Unfortunately, the guy who was riding a motorcycle in front of him, known as the cauliflower snake in the rivers and lakes, inadvertently touched a piece of wetness on the back seat, so he glanced at Brother Biao meaningfully.

Brother Biao was also witty, and quickly explained preconceivedly:

"This is tea, this is tea, I accidentally spilled on my pants just now. Go back and wipe it and you'll be fine. ”

After Brother Biao turned around and disappeared, the cauliflower snake put his palm in front of his nose and sniffed it, frowned, was very dissatisfied, and complained:

"Everybody smokes, so you pretend to drink tea. I often advise you to drink less and don't listen, and put it in a bottle. What tea? Am I a fool? Passed by your bladder and urethra, or tea? I usually tell stories and portray myself so violently, I didn't expect such a scene today to be scared to pee, cut! ”

Objectively speaking, Brother Biao was not scared when he played against Brother Liang, because the scene was too big and the opponent's strength was too strong. If you are really scared to pee, you should not be able to hold it back on the spot, and it is unlikely that you will be dragged on the road.

After all, Brother Biao has been in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, although the heroic stories about Quanzhou are a bit exaggerated, but he did stay in Quanzhou, and he really had conflicts with the local gangsters, and even learned a few words in the local Jianghu vernacular. Therefore, in any case, Brother Biao will not be scared to pee because of the brawl scene of dozens of people.

There are three reasons why Brother Biao wets his crotch for the first time in his life when he is awake:

One is that Brother Biao drank a little too much tea that day. Usually Brother Biao filled that transparent bottle of tea, and he could drink it for most of the day, but that night because the program was messed up, he didn't enter the state of storytelling, he just drank tea vigorously, so he drank it in less than an hour. Is there a reason not to accumulate urine?

The second is that Brother Biao is still a little nervous when facing enemies twice as big as himself. Once a person is nervous, he forgets the tension of his bladder, so he does not feel the obvious urge to urinate on the spot. In addition, when he sang "Love Fights to Win", he was too involved, so in the process of a few hours before and after, he only cared about relaxing, but he didn't expect to go to the back wall to relax his bladder.

The third is that you should not take a motorcycle on the way back. The road conditions from the western suburbs back to the city are not very good, sitting on the motorcycle is seriously bumpy, all the way, up and down, front and back, left and right, so tossed, people can stand it, but the bladder can't stand it, after several protests are ineffective, I have to urinate out on my own initiative.

Of course, when Brother Biao sat on the motorcycle and bumped, he actually felt a strong urge to urinate, as usual, there was nothing wrong with stopping the motorcycle, urinating on the side of the road and then walking. Gangsters often defecate in the open like wild dogs.

But at that time, there had just been a murder in the shipyard, and everyone thought that the old man was going to die, and the unanimous idea was to flee the scene as soon as possible, and the farther away the better. Including Brother Biao himself, he didn't want the old man to be too close to the scene of the murder when he died.

In addition, I have never eaten pork, and I have seen a pig run, Brother Biao has seen it from film and television dramas, the police handle cases, and often bring police dogs, if you are not far from the scene of the murder, you smell the smell of urine from Brother Biao, the consequences may be unimaginable. No explanation can be explained.

So Brother Biao stiffened all the way without squeaking. Unexpectedly, in the end, the bladder would not be angry, and he dared to urinate on his own.

Although the bladder collapsed and wetted the crotch of the pants was a bit embarrassing, it was not a big deal after all, and it happened in the middle of the night, and not many people knew about it. Therefore, although Brother Biao was a little ashamed at that time, he didn't get too entangled, thinking that he would explain a few words with wit, and he would get away with it.

Unexpectedly, a few months later, no one mentioned the murder in the shipyard again, and the streets and alleys were spreading the gossip of his brother Biao: when he was playing against Brother Liang that night, Brother Biao was scared to pee.

The more outrageous it becomes, the more ridiculous the details become, and some people even depict that when Brother Biao is singing, the crotch of his pants is dripping water on the ground at the same time. Oh, no, it's dripping pee.

That's a bit excessive. Later, Brother Biao went out, no matter where he went, there were people secretly pointing and laughing.

For a long time, Brother Biao was in anger and shame every day, but he was helpless. Only then did he know that his witty explanation that night had not passed, and the cauliflower snake under his hand seemed to be a reckless man, but in fact he was not a fool, and he knew that there was urine on the back seat of the motorcycle when he touched the palm of his hand.

The point is that Brother Biao's wetting of his crotch that night, apart from himself, only the cauliflower snake knows, and now it is known to everyone in the streets and alleys, so the cauliflower snake is too unreliable, not only is he a big mouth, but he is likely to have other intentions.

Later, Brother Biao found an opportunity to lead a few new junior brothers in a dark alley to beat the cauliflower snake with a headache, and he himself kicked on people's lower abdomen until the bladder burst and the feces and urine flowed together. After this battle, the cauliflower snake lay in bed for more than half a year, and then disappeared from the rivers and lakes.

That's all for later. Let's talk about the night Biao returned from the shipyard first.

As soon as Brother Biao returned home, the lights were not turned on, and he went straight to the bathroom. But sitting on the commode, he didn't pee a drop for a long time, which made him cry and laugh, patted his lower abdomen, and complained:

"Stuff your mother, let you pee you don't pee, don't let you pee, you don't get angry. Isn't that messing with me? ”

Then he began to reflect on himself: "It seems that this tea will really have to be drunk less in the future." It's not a problem to pee like this all the time. It's okay at night, but it's a shame during the day. ”

At last he had no choice but to stand up and look down at himself, only to find that everything below the navel was no longer visible, and he stroked his big watermelon-like belly with both hands, and sighed sadly:

"Am I so old? Stuff your mother, I'm really a little unwilling. ”

Then turn on the hot water faucet, intending to wash off the smell of urine on your body. At this moment, the mobile phone on the washstand rang, and Brother Biao took it to see that it was the officialdom who told him to find the scraps of the chess game. He hurriedly stood naked, pressed the answer button, and said with a smile:

"Boss, I was going to report to you."

The other party's tone was dissatisfied: "Don't call me boss." I'm not all the way with you. You're the boss. ”

Brother Biao bowed: "Yes, yes, yes, you are not the boss, you are our ancestor." ”

The other party was even more dissatisfied: "Fuck your pig fat biao, don't talk nonsense, what are you doing with the brigade tonight?" Don't get me in trouble. ”

Brother Biao still bowed: "No, no, I will definitely not cause you trouble." I'm leading my brothers tonight, so I'm not going to help you find something. ”

The other party is still dissatisfied: "Dead Fat Biao, didn't you let you visit secretly?" You're making such a big deal of it? What should I do if I am not reliable at all? ”

Brother Biao stopped talking, his face was a little gloomy, and he stammered a little when he spoke: "I said Ancestor, are you—are you still at the same time—telling others to be looking for this thing?" ”

The other party was a little angry: "What do you mean?" ”

Brother Biao: "I secretly visited the thing you said, there has been no news for a few months, and today I finally have a little eyebrows, but I didn't expect to be the first to go." That's why I brought a lot of brothers and vowed to get that thing back. ”

The other party was obviously taken aback, and after a while of silence, he asked, "Someone is the first to get there?" In Maple Grove Town, who would dare to blatantly steal things from you? ”

Brother Biao was full of grievances: "Ordinary people don't dare." But Brother Dongcheng Liang dared. He was clearly tasked with looking for the fragment, and he had brought more than twice as many people tonight as my brother. ”

The other party was taken aback again, and this time he pondered for a longer time before asking, "There are so many people on both of you, nothing happened, right?" ”

Brother Biao thought about it, but he still didn't dare to report the accident of stabbing the old man, and only said vaguely: "It's okay, it's okay, everyone is a civilized person, and it will be dispersed after a little friction." ”

The other party froze: "What about the paper?" Did you get it? ”

Brother Biao's face was even more gloomy: "It's still in the hands of Brother Dongcheng Liang, you know, he brought more people than me, and his tone was arrogant and tough, I didn't want to make things bigger, so I endured it for the time being." But don't worry, if he continues to be so ignorant, next time I will bring more people and fight for this old life, and I will snatch things back for you. ”

The other party suddenly became confident: "Don't act rashly first." It's just a fragment of a chess game, and it can't be made to the end. Take a few days off and wait for my next announcement. ”

Brother Biao saw that the other party did not blame him for his incompetence, and he breathed a big sigh of relief in his heart, and even forgot all about the shame of his peeing crotch just now, and immediately nodded his head, like an echo worm:

"OK, OK, understood, understood. I don't act rashly, waiting for your instructions, waiting for your instructions. ”

After hanging up the phone, Brother Biao felt better for no reason, humming his signature song "Love Fights to Win", washing away all the smell of urine on his body.

Walking out of the bathroom, Brother Biao healed his scars and forgot about the pain, and before he wore his clothes, he began to boil water to make tea. In the interval of boiling water, with a naked belly, he half lay on the sofa and continued to hum his "Love Fights to Win". When the water boiled, I took out a pinch of black tea and put it in the teapot, and was about to pour water into it. The phone on the desk rang untimedly again.

Brother Biao squinted, and he was still the mysterious big man.

He had to put down the boiling water to answer the phone, but he was very unhappy in his heart, stuffed your mother, just said to let me rest for a few days, but your instructions arrived in a few minutes, just treat me as a cow and horse, and let people live? In the middle of the night, I don't even give people time to make tea.

If you are not happy, before Brother Biao pressed the answer button, he still stood upright, then bowed, moved the muscles on his face, and finally said to the phone with a smile:

"Ancestor, you are not a mortal, the efficiency is so high, it is unimaginable, the instructions have arrived so soon."

The other party ignored his sycophants and went straight to the point:

"I figured it out, Dongcheng Zhou Weiliang carried out the same task as you, but the lack of communication in advance caused a misunderstanding. In short, it's a good thing to find something, no matter who is in it, the two of you are half of the credit. Tomorrow night, find a place to eat, and you can sit down and have a good talk to clear up the misunderstanding. Got it? Don't let personal grudges get into trouble. ”

Brother Biao was stunned when he heard it. The other party's phone hung up for a long time, and his mobile phone was still in his ear, and finally reacted, so angry that he smashed the phone out, and threw it really accurately, just falling into the boiling water on the table, sizzling white gas. Brother Biao yelled into the empty hall:

"Stuff your mother, everyone was killed, and I peed my pants, but you told me it was just a misunderstanding?"