Two months after the brawl at the shipyard in the western suburbs, Tangshan was kicked out by the fat woman landlord because he had no money to renew the lease.

At first, when the rent payment date was approaching, Tangshan went out early and returned late every day, trying his best to avoid the landlord's gaze, and the plan in his heart was to rely on how long he could count.

I didn't expect the landlord to be more shrewd than him, and he was more idle than him, he was too lazy to care about his whereabouts a few days ago, but on the day of the deadline for paying rent, he opened the door with a spare key and hid in the Tangshan house, until late at night, and caught Tangshan, who was sneaking home.

At that time, there was no light in the corridor, and Tang Shan listened carefully to the silence around him, thinking that he had finally escaped a catastrophe today, and would continue to brew in the same way tomorrow, and the landlord would forget that he had not paid the rent.

Tang Shan groped his way to the door, let go of his hanging heart, and gently pulled out the key to open the door. Before he could turn on the light, he was caught off guard, and a huge lump of meat came out of the darkness, using his hands and feet together, and twisted Tang Shan so much that he couldn't move.

Tang Shan immediately broke out in a cold sweat, at first he thought he had encountered a ghost, and then his nose was filled with a strong fox smell, only to know that the other party was a person. And judging by the thickness of the flesh, it is likely to be a woman.

Even if she was a thick-fleshed woman, Tang Shan was still full of fear, thinking that he had lived in this dilapidated house for nearly a month, and he had never heard of a female nymphomaniac who came out in the middle of the night to attack a young man.

Tang Shan was just about to open his mouth to shout "there is a thief" or "murder", but the other party seemed to have calculated this, covered his mouth with a huge palm, and sneered in his ear:

"Stinky boy, do you think you can get by?"

As soon as Tang Shan heard this familiar voice, his heart was full of fear, and he immediately turned into anger. Fiercely struggled, the bottom was young and strong, and the other party was relieved. Tang Shan first stretched out his hand to turn on the light, without looking back, and roared:

"Fang-faced woman, do you want to scare people to death in the middle of the night? What are you hiding in my room? ”

The landlord's name is Fang Lian, who is less than 1.6 meters tall and weighs more than 18 meters; His limbs were as strong as a buffalo, and his voice was as thick as a broken gong; Probably because of her love of playing mahjong, her face has gradually grown into a mahjong appearance, four right angles, equal on opposite sides, no matter from which angle, it is a standard square.

Therefore, the tenants call her "Fang-faced Woman". But when she introduced herself to strangers, she always stomped her feet and coquettishly:

"Oh, just call me Ah Lian."

It can give listeners goosebumps to the ground.

At this moment, Fang Lian didn't stomp her feet, nor was she coquettish, but she spat on the ground and scolded Tang Shan:

"your lungs, hurry up and pay the rent."

Fang Lian was originally from Guangdong, and in her early years, she fell in love with a migrant worker who went south, and eloped with her parents to this remote Fenglin town, but she didn't expect that soon after giving birth to her daughter, the man went out to work again, repeated the mistake of the past, and eloped with another woman, and disappeared without a trace.

People lost their marriage and lost weight, but after Fang Lian was abandoned, she became crazy and fatter. Her current figure is said to have taken shape at that time.

Fortunately, the man left behind a half-old three-story house, two rooms for orphans and widows, and the other rooms were rented to migrant workers in the city.

Nearly 20 years have passed, and Fang Lian has become an authentic Fenglin Town person in terms of living habits; Her language has also been assimilated to the same extent, but sometimes the foul language that bursts out of her mouth makes people vaguely remember where she came from.

Fang Lian's scolding language is divided into three levels according to the degree of mood. Usually a little unhappy, blurted out is:

"I'll give you a lung."

This is her mantra when she loses money at the mahjong table.

The second level is that she is sometimes depressed for no reason, her body is not happy, she doesn't like anyone, and her behavior is slightly unsatisfactory, she immediately raised her eyebrows and gritted her teeth:

"You're a servant."

If she happens to have a menstrual period in those days, and you accidentally step on her foot while walking in the alley, this must be the reward you get.

The third level is that others have provoked her to leave the anger, and the sentence "lose your mother" is the lightest, and she often throws it over and over until she throws away all the eighteen generations of your ancestors.

When she scolded, she completely ignored that she was missing something, and she couldn't "lose" people like this at all.

Today, Fang Lian used the first level of swearing, and Tang Shan knew that she was only in a slightly unhappy mood. But because Tang Shan was scared when he entered the door, he was actually more unhappy than her. I haven't seen a landlord hiding in someone's room in the middle of the night in order to urge the rent.

The point is, the damn square-faced woman doesn't know the difference between men and women, or rather, she doesn't treat him Tangshan as an elderly man at all, with the smell of sweat and fox smell all over her body, she twists him firmly in the dark, making him feel nausea and nausea in addition to anger. I almost threw up on the spot.

Tang Shan replied angrily:

"Fuck you. There is no money, and the rent will be discussed tomorrow. ”

These words angered Fang Lian, and she immediately crossed her hands on her waist, and her mouth was like a firecracker:

"Ouch, you are a servant, you have no money and are so arrogant, believe it or not, I will sit on you to death?"

Tang Shan was startled again, thinking that according to her body shape, it would not be a lie to sit herself to death. Moreover, it seems that the unhappiness of the square-faced woman has begun to escalate, because she is scolding the second level of foul language "servant street".

But no matter how frightened Tang Shan was, he couldn't admit it, he told himself that he had to use a fearless courage to drive the hateful fat woman out, otherwise he wouldn't know how to end today. Tang Shan stretched out a finger, showing a ruffian, and pointed at Fang Lian and said:

"I warn you, don't be sneaky and hide in someone's room all the time. I'm getting older, and I don't know how to restrain myself. ”

didn't think that Fang Lian wouldn't eat his set, and continued to set off firecrackers in her mouth:

"I lost your mother, what is someone's room? You can figure it out, this is my home. What's wrong with my age? Can you rely on my rent at an old age? Can you still sue me for indecency? What man I haven't seen before, rare your hemp stalk? ”

As soon as Tang Shan heard this, Fang's face woman's anger escalated again, and his heart was a little empty, because he was in arrears of rent first; And the more the other party talks, the more unbearable it becomes, and if the quarrel continues, it wakes up the other tenants, and everyone gathers around to watch the excitement, which is harmful to themselves.

So Tang Shan changed his tone and lowered his voice:

"I really don't have any money on me tonight. The rent must be given to you tomorrow, okay? ”

The fat people in this world probably have one characteristic: once the anger is ignited, it is difficult to extinguish it for a while. Fang Lian was obviously quite angry by Tang Shan's few words that he didn't know the depths, how could he give in so easily? Her tone was not loose at all:

"No, I can't. Now money must be given. According to the agreement, yesterday was the last deadline for paying rent, and now after twelve o'clock, it has expired, so if you don't have any money, you will get out of me immediately. ”

Tang Shan saw that Fang's face was so unreasonable, and he was a little angry in his heart, but he didn't know what to do, in his life, he had seen more vicious street hooligans, but he had never met a shrew like Fang Lian.

Tang Shan snorted coldly: "Fang-faced woman, are you a little too much?" ”

Fang Lian didn't give up: "Lose your mother, am I too much?" It's not a charity, and it's only natural to get out of here if you don't pay rent. You go to the hotel outside and ask, if you don't give money, will people let you in? ”

The truth is one by one, but Tang Shan is speechless. At this time, Tang Shan regretted his performance when he entered the door, and he shouldn't have made the other party angry, otherwise, there might be room for negotiation. It's good now, because of a few angry words, I have pushed myself into a corner.

Tang Shan originally planned to beg a few more words, but when he smelled the fox smell that the other party still had on his body, he felt nauseous, and then looked at her spitting everywhere, and instantly lost the desire to continue communicating.

Tang Shan walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, and simply played hooligan:

"I've got to sleep, please stay away."

Fang Lian looked at Tang Shan's posture, and became even more angry, and her speech was no longer like a firecracker, but incoherent:

"You're ...... Servant Street, I lose ...... Your mother. You're a hooligan with me? ”

The words were not clear, so she went to pull Tang Shan's hand, she looked wider than Tang Shan, after all, she was still a woman, Tang Shan's 1.75 meter big man, how could he be so easy to move?

Fang Lian couldn't drag Tang Shan's body, so she went to pull the sheets; The sheets couldn't be pulled because of Tang Shan's weight, so she suddenly dragged Tang Shan's bag from under the bed and threw it out the door. Then he sat on the ground and roared:

"Lose your mother. If you don't get out, I'll spend it with you tonight, old lady. ”

At this time, Tang Shan was a little ridiculous. I thought to myself, it would be better to sleep on the street by this dead fat woman sitting next to him.

In addition, when the bag fell on the ground just now, there was a loud noise, and several tenants were awakened and began to probe their brains at the door.

Fang Lian took the opportunity to howl at the door: "You all comment, this servant street doesn't pay rent, and he plays hooligan with me." ”

As soon as Tang Shan heard this, his heart was completely desperate, when he encountered this kind of landlord, he could be regarded as having poured mold for eight lifetimes, so he silently stepped over Fang Lian on the ground, walked to the door, picked up the broken bag, and walked towards Youyou downstairs blankly.

Walking to the courtyard on the first floor, the cool breeze was blowing, and Tang Shan was sad and wanted to cry without tears. I don't feel like I'm stepping on cotton. I was walking to the door, thinking that once I stepped out, I would really be sleeping on the street tonight. Suddenly, a soft voice behind him startled him:

"Hey, do you have any friends outside?"

Tang Shan looked back and saw that it was a little girl, fifteen or sixteen years old. The body is relatively thin and thin, and the appearance is still exquisite, but the face is relatively pale, as if he has just recovered from a serious illness.

He remembered that this was Fang Dongfanglian's daughter. He saw her at the back door the day after he moved in, and she thought of him as a beggar, but the two did not see each other again for a month because he used to wander the streets while she was still in school.

Tang Shan didn't want to look very helpless in front of the little girl, besides, it was another beautiful little girl, so he winked and smiled:

"Absolutely. I have friends all over the world. ”

The little girl seemed to see through his lie, and came over and whispered:

"If you really have nowhere to go, hide in my room. It's weirdly cold outside. ”

Tang Shan was stunned, he didn't expect the little girl to make such an invitation. I was inexplicably moved in my heart, but I felt that it was inappropriate to go to someone's room, my face was red, I smiled wryly, and I was embarrassed to take a step. The little girl looked innocent instead:

"Hurry up. After a while, my mother will come down, and she will not be angry, and she will have to pick you up again. You're going to have to sleep on the streets. ”

Tang Shan glanced at her little white and red face, and his heart trembled again, and immediately followed her, turned a corner, and the little girl opened a door and let him flash in. The little girl mischievously put an index finger to her lips and whispered:

"Don't turn on the lights and don't make a sound. I'm going to get my mom off first. ”

Then the girl turned around and closed the door, walked to the courtyard, and raised her head to express her dissatisfaction to Fang Lian, who was going downstairs:

"Mom, you kicked people out in the middle of the night so late, which tenant would dare to enter our door in the future?"

Fang Lian was still indignant:

"This kind of street ruffian, who has no money and is arrogant, is light to drive out, and he should be directly arrested by the police."

He commanded his daughter: "Bolt the gate." Don't let that kid sneak in again. ”

Tang Shan stood in the dark, hating Fang Lian for being too vicious, but on the other hand, there was a wave of evil in his heart:

Living in the boudoir of a little girl, who said that it was not a blessing in disguise?