Chen Yusheng didn't seem to hear Tang Shan's words, and continued to watch TV, until suddenly the screen went black, and there was a loud bang, and the Japanese devils inside were blown up to the ground, crying dad and calling his mother, he turned off the TV very tiredly, gave Tang Shan a thumbs up, and shouted:

"Heroes see the same thing."

Tang Shan was startled, and was stunned for a moment and couldn't speak, until his heart fell back into place, and then he frowned and scolded:

"Fuck, watching TV can make you stupid."

Chen Yusheng put away his thumb, stretched out his index finger to Tang Shan, waved it left and right, and said with a smile:

"NO, NO, I'm not talking about TV. I'm talking about you. ”

These words stunned Tang Shan, and he swallowed and asked:

"What do you mean? Say me? When did you learn to speak around the bend? It's not good. ”

Chen Yusheng laughed again:

"Didn't you just say that if you want to kill a pig, you have to go to the countryside to kill it. That's right. It exactly coincides with my original thoughts. ”

Tang Shan still didn't understand, and he didn't know how to answer for a while. Chen Yusheng went on to say:

"We've known each other for so many years, and this is the only time we want to go in the same direction without discussion. That's why I say heroes see things the same way. Don't admit it, you really have a bit of a butcher's eye. ”

Tang Shan finally understood what he meant. I couldn't help but smile bitterly in my heart, I suggested going to the countryside to kill pigs, because Zhou Papi was looking for his murderer all over the city, and the two of us were the real murderers, so it was best to go out early and return late every day to avoid the limelight.

Tang Shan's mind turned around and asked rhetorically: "Why did you think of going to the countryside to kill pigs in the first place?" ”

Chen Yusheng first danced with his eyebrows: "Test me, right?" Then he talked eloquently:

"I've already investigated, and the current pig killing industry is different from my father's era. At that time, pig breeding was not yet fully industrialized, and pig killing had not fully entered the industrial process; And now, all pigs are raised in pig factories, and pigs are killed in slaughterhouses. ”

When Tang Shan heard this, he was immediately interested. This topic is a hundred times more boring than the anti-Japanese dramas on TV. But since you have made up your mind to kill pigs with the other party, it is not good to speak out and ridicule the other party's ideas.

Chen Yusheng saw that Tang Shan was silent, and thought that he was fascinated by what he heard, so he continued to talk:

"Therefore, the butcher who is now working alone has basically no place in the city."

Tang Shan couldn't help but retort:

", standing in front of the pork stall in the vegetable market, isn't it a butcher?"

Chen Yusheng was not in a hurry, his body fell back, and said with a smile:

"Don't understand, do you? The men wore aprons and machetes, and looked murderous, but they were not butchers, but pork dealers. Meat is sold from the slaughterhouse to the market for retail. ”

Tang Shan was amused by him for a while, and said with a smile:

"Listen to your tone and disdain other people's work."

Chen Yusheng snorted in his nose:

"To kill a pig, you have to have an atmosphere of killing pigs, I haven't even seen a live pig, just chop meat on the drill board and sell it, what kind of ability is it?"

Tang Shan laughed again:

"You know a fart, you can stab a live pig to death? That's called being out of touch with the times. Now that occupations are segmented, people don't need to stab pigs to death in person. ”

Chen Yusheng sneered:

"I'm just saying they're not very technical. As a butcher, the whole thing is now the moment when the live pig is killed. ”

When Tang Shan heard this, he felt that this rough man seemed to have a perverted love for taking a butcher's knife and putting pig's blood, which may have been inherited from his father, and couldn't help but be angry and funny:

"This brother, even if you have the ability to quickly knife the prodigal son on the ancient rivers and lakes, with a wave of the butcher's knife in your hand, tens of millions of pig's heads fall to the ground, and it is useless for heroes. You yourself said that in this era, pigs are all in pig factories, and pigs are killed in slaughterhouses. ”

After changing his tone, Tang Shan concluded: "Human machines kill pigs, no matter what, they are faster than your hands. ”

Chen Yusheng was not discouraged at all, clapped his palms and said:

"That's why we have to shift our base areas to the countryside. The strategy of encircling the cities from the countryside will never go out of fashion. ”

Tang Shan couldn't help but laugh:

"Talent, I really admire you like a surging river. Killing pigs can also kill a revolutionary theory, and you can be regarded as the first person in ancient and modern times. ”

Chen Yusheng didn't smile, and asked suspiciously:

"Hey, didn't you just say that if you want to kill pigs, you have to go to the countryside to kill them?"

Tang Shan thought to himself, our thinking is still not on the same string. He continued:

"I'm just saying it so casually, but it's not like you, practice hasn't taken a step yet, and there is a profound theoretical support first."

Without waiting for Chen Yusheng to answer, he asked with a smile:

"Why is there a place for you in the countryside? You don't want to go to the mountains and forests to hunt wild boars to kill, do you? Isn't it true that a butcher has to work part-time as a hunter? ”

Chen Yusheng gave him a blank look and sneered:

"You are still from the countryside, so you don't understand the rural savings market. Now there are still many people in the countryside who raise pigs, do not eat feed and do not play hormones, they used to be called domestic pigs, the times have changed, and they are called organic pigs. ”

Tang Shan immediately retorted:

", what kind of organic pig, it's suspicious at all. You didn't monitor the whole process, he ate a pack of feed and got an injection halfway, who knows? When eating meat, as long as there is a hint in advance, no one can tell it. ”

Chen Yusheng glanced at him again:

"Don't be serious about this. In short, as far as I know, pig farmers in the countryside are reluctant to send their pigs to the slaughterhouse. Because not only is the purchase price the same as that of feed pigs, but it is also very likely that if 300 catties go in, it will come out for 250 catties. ”

After a pause, Chen Yusheng strengthened his tone and continued:

"So, when farmers raise pigs, they prefer to hire a single butcher to slaughter them at home."

Tang Shan looked at this friend in a daze, and thought, it seems that this guy really loves the profession of killing pigs.

Chen Yusheng slowly stood up and waved one hand into the air, just like Ma Yun's financing speech to the "Ali Eighteen Arhats" back then, puffing up to Tangshan:

"Pig farmers have demand, and we have the technology, in the vast world of the countryside, we have a bright future, brother."

One day in September of that year, 19-year-old Chen Yusheng and 17-year-old Tang Shan, the former carrying a long hook and the latter carrying a knife, set off to a small village ten miles away from Fenglin Town.

Thus began their career of slaughtering pigs.

Along the way, Chen Yusheng and Tangshan attracted the attention of many passers-by. People don't know what the two young men are doing, they are swaying on the road in full armor, and they still have a serious face and a murderous aura, and they look like they are looking for a special kind of trouble. So they all took a detour.

Some even plan to call the police, but after all, there is no actual crime.

Chen Yusheng and Tang Shan came to the place called "Long'an Village", and the villagers also seemed to see the devils sweeping and couldn't dodge. Later, a man who looked like a village chief came boldly and asked:

"Two guys, where did you come from? Why do you want to go into the village? ”

The question is quite polite, and the language is still half-literate, which is actually a sign of timidity.

Tang Shan was watched by people along the way, like looking at monsters or wicked people, and he was also a little weak-hearted, and he replied incoherently:

"Ah, we're from the city."

Not only is his confidence insufficient, but his level has plummeted, completely losing his usual old-fashioned appearance.

Chen Yusheng has done market research, and knows that killing pigs must have the momentum of killing pigs, and the momentum must first be reflected in language; You don't need a mouth to be yellow and violent, at least you have to be full of energy; And the middle qi is sufficient, and the voice is loud is the first condition.

So, Chen Yusheng glared and deliberately said in a rough voice:

"What? Didn't you see that our guys were complete? Surely they are either here to kill people or kill pigs. ”

Tang Shan saw that Chen Yusheng's words were too reckless, not like a businessman, so he pulled the corner of his clothes on the side. Tang Shan's view is that even if you kill a pig, you have to pay attention to harmony and make money. He quickly explained with a sneer:

"We are pig killers, may I ask, are there any pigs in the village that need to be killed?"

The man who looked like the village chief suddenly realized, and looked the two up and down: "Oh, you are butchers. It doesn't look like it. Then he spread his hands, "Young, with fine skin and tender meat, where does he look like a butcher?" ”

Chen Yusheng was just about to answer. At this time, a middle-aged man who happened to walk by next to him said in a hurry:

"You two don't have any hair, and you dare to kill pigs? I think it's about the same as being killed by a pig. ”

Tang Shan turned his head and saw that this person was about forty, with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, one long and one short trouser legs on the lower body, no buttons in the upper body shirt, and a full chest of ribs.

Tang Shan knew that he had met an unserious person. Second-rate people in the countryside are usually more difficult to deal with than the little ruffians in the city. If it is not handled properly, it will be repeated in "Water Margin" where Yang Zhi killed Niu Er.

Chen Yusheng has never read "Water Margin", but he is a violent temper, seeing that this person looks like he is underwhelmed, he dares to ridicule himself for being young and unsuccessful, and thinks that on the first day of being a butcher, he must not extinguish his arrogance, otherwise it will be difficult to carry out the pig killing work in the future, so he roared angrily:

"I dare to kill people, but I don't dare to kill pigs? Would you like to try stabbing you? ”

Ordinary people would be frightened by this and then leave in silence. Unexpectedly, this person was really a full "Niu Er", seeing that Chen Yu was vindictive, he was in the middle of his arms, and he also sprinkled it, patted the ribs on his chest, and squinted his eyes and shouted:

"Come on, stab here, don't dare to stab you, you were raised by a son of a bitch."

Chen Yusheng was furious, threw down the hook, picked up the two-foot-long butcher's knife from the burden carried by Tang Shan, and was about to rush forward. Tang Shan was shocked when he saw this, how could he think that the pig didn't see a single one, but he did it with someone first. hurriedly put down the pick, and hugged Chen Yusheng by the waist.

The person who looked like the village chief on the opposite side also hurriedly pushed the thin monkey man to the side. But when the thin monkey man saw that someone persuaded him, his safety was guaranteed, and he became even more arrogant, scolding and scolding in his mouth, and he also opened his teeth and claws, and was ready to pounce.

Chen Yusheng was taller and stronger than Tang Shan, and with a twist of his waist, he threw Tang Shan aside. took a step, looked at the thin monkey man's face, raised the knife in his hand, and slashed over.

Tang Shan was stunned. The people who looked like the village chief were also stunned. No one expected that the three sentences did not match, so they really moved the knife.

Chen Yusheng slashed over, and the thin monkey man was so frightened that he took a big step back, so the knife wind passed everywhere and cut off a large piece of the thin monkey man's shirt. The thin monkey man was originally by nature, and he wanted to take the opportunity to splash back, but Chen Yusheng was on his turf, and he dared to really cut it with a knife.

The thin monkey man's arrogance was immediately extinguished, and he turned around and ran away. Chen Yusheng raised his knife and chased after him, and after chasing two hundred meters, he turned around and returned, still scolding indignantly:

"Damn, don't run away if you have the ability, see if I don't dismantle you. Even the water in your stomach is clear to you. ”

The person who looked like the village chief sneered at Chen Yusheng and said, "This person is not very serious, don't worry about him, don't worry about him." However, young people should not use knives when they disagree. ”

Chen Yusheng waved the knife in the air and said arrogantly: "I'm a butcher, why don't you move the knife?" ”

Seeing him so imposing, the person who looked like the village chief knew that it was useless to say anything, so he turned around and walked away.

After this, the pig will definitely not be killed. So the two packed up and prepared to leave. Walking through the village alleys, many people hid behind their doors to probe their brains, and some people hurriedly hugged the children who were originally playing on the side of the road to their homes.

When he came to the entrance of the village, Tang Shan complained to Chen Yusheng:

"You don't fucking want to cut people down, do you? Which tendon is wrong? We're here to kill pigs, not to kill people. ”

Chen Yusheng sneered:

"Scare him, or how can he run past me with his body? This kind of second-rate son, once entangled, is difficult to get out of if he is not suppressed by his arrogance. ”

Tang Shan was still dissatisfied: "You scared him away, and the business in this village can't be done." ”

Chen Yusheng was very calm: "You know a fart, if you do this, the vast majority of people in the village will look at us with admiration, and everyone will know in the future that the two of us are butchers who even dare to kill people." ”

Tang Shan was amused: "It's you who killed people without saying a word, but not me." ”

Chen Yusheng suddenly stopped, like looking at a monster, looked at Tang Shan from above, and then shook his head to express disdain:

"When are you going to get some pimples?"

Tang Shan was stunned for a moment, and didn't react for a long time: "Damn, where did you go?" Can you be proud of having a pimple? ”

Chen Yusheng explained: "Do you know, just because your face is too delicate, people don't treat us as butchers." ”

Tang Shan laughed: "Is this my fault?" ”

Chen Yusheng sighed:

"I now know that the profession of a butcher, like an actor, relies on image to eat."