Before Tang Shan and Chen Yusheng arrived, the owner of the pig overlord, as well as many onlookers, proposed a variety of plans on how to save the handsome guy in the pig.

The first option was come up with by a fool. Let the pig owner take a whip in front of the pig's head and whip the handsome pig's head so that it will take the initiative to retreat when it is in pain. Once you retreat to a wide area, the crisis will naturally be resolved.

Of course, this solution will not work. Not only did the pig not retreat, but it also howled and grinned, and the whole thing was like a desperate gesture with people. After a few lashes, the owner of the pig scolded the guy who had a bad idea:

"You're fucking dumber than a pig."

The man was interested and knew that the owner of the pig was angry, and he was scolded for not being as good as the pig, so he had to keep his mouth shut.

The second option was devised by a slightly clever man: find a few strong men, distribute them in front and back, and try to pull the pigs out of the narrow alley.

It looks like a workable solution, but it doesn't work. It's not that the pig is too heavy for a few big men to lift. It's because it's stuck too tightly, and after several pulls, it didn't move at all.

In fact, this situation, even if the card is not too tight, it cannot be solved with brute force. For example, if you put a bracelet that is too small in size on your hand and take it off, no amount of effort will help.

The point is that the pig owner loves his handsome pig too much, and a few people who help a little harder, the pig screams loudly in pain, and the owner screams louder than the pig without pain. A stack of commands:

"Tap, tap, didn't you see the pig crying in pain?"

Everyone had to stop, and in the wailing of one man and one pig, they ran to the pig's head and carefully admired the tears that came out of the pig. Then it is boring to discuss whether the composition of pig tears is the same as that of human tears. Some people even dip a drop in their fingers and put it in their mouths to try the saltiness.

The third option is the most effective, but it was a child who came up with it.

At that time, a group of adult men were helpless for most of the day. Some sighed, others laughed.

sighed because the howl of the pigs was heard for ten miles, and everyone was so noisy that they didn't even eat lunch; The reason for laughing is that it is so strange that the pig is stuck between two walls and cannot advance or retreat. It's rare to see in the ages.

Only the owner of the pig squatted on the ground, crying with the pig, and seemed to be more sad than the pig. At the end of school at noon, a group of dumbfounded elementary school students walked here and immediately stopped, admiring the majestic posture of the pig being stuck like an alien.

Children are usually used to pigs, but have never been in close contact, at this time to see the handsome guy in this pig involuntarily, all come up, stroking and stroking, pulling the hair, some twisting the ears, and some people pick their nostrils.

provoked the pig owner to be furious, stopped crying and drove the child away:

"Go away, go away, what's not fun, play with my pig?"

One of the children, about ten years old, plucked out a bristle, put it under his nostrils and sniffed it, and then told the owner of the pig:

"I know how to get this pig out."

Of course, the pig owner didn't believe it. A group of adults are helpless, what are you doing with a ten-year-old child? Don't you think I'm annoyed? So he raised the bamboo whip in his hand and hurried away:

"Hurry up, or I'll chop you up and feed the pigs."

The child was frightened, pulled his legs and ran, and after a dozen steps, he turned back and shouted to the owner of the pig:

"Stupid, tear down the wall, won't the pigs come out?"

The pig owner woke up like a dream, did not answer, but nodded again and again in his heart, yes, the pig is stuck in the left and right walls, since the pig has not practiced the legendary bone shrinking technique, then, the fundamental solution to the problem, should not start from the wall?

So the owner of the pig stopped crying, stood in front of the pig's head, looked up and down, and estimated that if he wanted to get the fat pig out, he didn't have to tear down the whole wall, but only took off two or three bricks.

After such a total, he was immediately ecstatic, and without saying a word, he went home to find a hammer and prepared to come back and smash the wall.

When he returned to the scene with a sledgehammer, he realized that the wall demolition plan sounded the most effective, but it didn't work at all. He was so preoccupied with his pig that he ignored one of the biggest obstacles: the walls also have owners.

At this time, the owners of the two walls, each carrying a sickle, stood by the wall and waited with a murderous atmosphere. Before the owner of the pig could speak, the two owners of the wall announced in unison:

"You can't smash my wall for the sake of a pig."

The owner of the pig begged, "I won't smash the whole wall, but only two or three bricks." ”

One wall owner: "That's not going to work. This is the corner of the wall, and after two or three bricks are removed, the foundation is shaken. The house was originally old and old, and if it was done like this, it would definitely collapse. ”

Another wall owner: "Unless you rebuild a house for us." ”

When the pig owner heard this, I actually want to build a house for you for a pig, what kind of fucking theory is this? It was originally a matter of two walls and a pig, how did you become a demolition household? But I'm not a real estate developer.

The pig owner was sad, but he didn't dare to do it, after all, he couldn't do it with a hammer, but he couldn't do two sickles. But seeing that there was a practical plan to save the pig, he couldn't give up, so in desperation, he had to go to the village chief.

The village chief was taking a nap at home, and when he heard that he was asked to judge for the sake of a pig, he was a little unhappy, thinking that I was also the head of a village, not the pig baby before, and I was in charge of the people of a village, not a pig of a village.

The village chief leaned on the head of the bed and waved his hand: "The pig should be found by the butcher, what are you looking for me for?" ”

The owner of the pig begged: "Village chief, it's not a pig's business anymore. If you don't show up again, I'm afraid you'll die. ”

When the village chief heard that his life was at stake, he had to reluctantly get up from the bed, came to the scene of the incident, walked back and forth a few times, and finally stood in front of the pig, patted the pig's head, and concluded to the pig owner:

"You can't tear down someone's house because of a pig."

Then go back to sleep. At this point, the owner of the pig was in complete despair, threw down his hammer and squatted on the ground and cried. At this time, Tang Shan and Chen Yusheng passed by here in order to peddle business, and were attracted by this eternal wonder and stopped to watch.

After a year of training, Chen Yusheng and Tang Shan have become well-known star butchers, so as soon as they stood in front of the pig's head, they were recognized by several women, and screamed:

"Hey, you two, aren't you handsome butchers who even dare to kill people?"

Tang Shan bowed his head and was silent, a little afraid to bear the title of "handsome butcher", because he felt that he was barely a handsome guy, but he was not a qualified butcher.

Chen Yusheng was at ease, and threw a wink at the screaming woman. Seeing that the other party was dark and fat, he immediately put away his flattering eyes and turned to admiring the pig caught in the crack in the wall.

The owner of the pig, who was squatting on the ground and crying, heard that two butchers had come, and suddenly remembered what the village chief had just said at home: The butcher should be found for the matter of pigs. What's more, it is said that these are two butchers who dare to kill even people, and maybe there will be a better solution.

So the pig owner was ruthless and took out fifty yuan and stuffed it into Chen Yusheng's hand. Unexpectedly, Chen Yusheng twisted the beard on his chin and said four words in an old-fashioned manner:

"Slaughter on the spot."

The pig owner was dizzy at first, and then he was furious, his hand flashed, like a chicken eating rice, pecked back the fifty yuan from Chen Yusheng's palm, and roared in his mouth:

"I asked you to save my pig, what bad idea did you have?"

Chen Yusheng was very indifferent: "This is the best solution." ”

The pig owner was even more angry: "Fart, the best thing to do is to kill my pig?" ”

Chen Yusheng is still very indifferent: "The wall can't be demolished, and the pigs can't come out." You're going to spend it. ”

Tang Shan added oil and vinegar to the side: "People can afford it, but pigs can't afford it." By tomorrow, it will lose at least ten pounds of flesh; In another three or five days, it may die. ”

Chen Yusheng plucked a dog's tail and chewed it on the corner of his mouth, and said leisurely: "So, if you kill it tomorrow, your income will be one or two hundred yuan less; After three or five days, it dies naturally, and you get nothing. The creature in the world that is most afraid of natural death is the pig, because that means that no one buys the meat, and the corpse can only be buried. ”

Tang Shan sighed: "Slaughter on the spot, at least you don't lose anything financially." ”

Chen Yusheng patted the pig owner's shoulder: "Brother, pigs are raised to be killed, not to be petted." You don't have to be that emotional. If it's really emotional, kill it and get a dog. ”

Tang couldn't help but smile and concluded: "At least the dog won't be caught in the crack in the wall and can't get out." ”

The two of you went back and forth, and the pig owner was stunned. In the end, the pig owner gradually figured things out: the wall could not be demolished, the pig could not come out, and it was the fat on the pig's body that was consumed. If you don't get it right for a long time, you really have nothing.

After Chen Yusheng finished talking to Tang Shan, he turned around and pretended to leave. The pig owner hurriedly caught up, stopped in front, ruthlessly, and sighed:

"Two brothers, just do what you said, help me clean up."

So, this well-known handsome guy among pigs and overlord among pigs was just sandwiched between two walls, unable to move except howling, and was stabbed to death by Chen Yusheng.

Because it was a famous pig that was killed, the butcher was also a celebrity, and both parties had the title of handsome guy, so there were many onlookers in this massacre. Almost all the people in the village who were at home were dispatched, just like watching a star performance, surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside.

Tang Shan and Chen Yusheng were in this atmosphere, their vanity was extremely satisfied, their mouths were oily, and they boldly laughed with the women around them, often witty.

Tangshan is more tortuous and obscure, at most this type:

"Beauty, let's not get so close, the knife doesn't have long eyes, be careful that even the hair on your body is shaved."

Chen Yusheng was more direct and explicit, cut off the long pig's tail, threw it on a woman who looked young, and squinted and smiled:

"Take it and top it, the hardness is just right. It's a little fine, but it's long enough. ”

There was a burst of laughter. The woman blushed at first and did not speak, and when the laughter subsided, she found an opportunity to get close to Chen Yusheng's side, and replied in a voice that only he could hear:

"Hmph, a man who can't do his own needs to find a replacement."

It sounds like vicious verbal revenge, but in fact, the implication is quite strong. Chen Yusheng is not stupid, how can he not hear the provocative taste inside? He didn't answer anymore, but in between the removal of the pig's hair, he looked up and gave the woman a meaningful look.

He saw a handsome, reddened little face, and two hot eyes full of encouragement. The gaze hinted to him that the woman's husband was not at home; The gaze slanted and pointed him to the location of her house.

That night, Chen Yusheng hid from Tangshan, borrowed a broken bicycle, rode across the eighteen-mile mountain road, and knocked on the woman's door.

The next day, Chen Yusheng's legs were weak, so he had to tell Tang Shan that he would not kill pigs and would have a day off.