Chapter 23: Jumping God?!

Li Weitian looked at the woman in front of him with her teeth and claws, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help curling, but when she thought of her behavior just now, that bit of arc disappeared again.

"It's not a jumping god, so what were you doing just now?"

"Practice boxing." Ling Ruo replied as a matter of course, his face full of seriousness, and he didn't mean to joke at all.

"Boxing?!" Li Weitian didn't know where to start spitting up.

The two hands are like a drowning person calling for help, and the two feet are like stepping on a charcoal fire and are so hot that they jump around on their toes, this is called practicing boxing?

"What do you call boxing? The goddess dances the gods and dances much more decently than you! ”

Ling Ruo glared at the man in front of him with displeasure on his face.

This stinky man, who really doesn't know whether he lives or dies, even compares Wanhuaquan with the goddess dancing god. Do you know what happens to those people who are in Wanhua Fist? When you ascend one day, that Xuan Immortal boss will teach you how to be a human being-no! You don't have to wait until you ascend, wait until one day I have practiced this set of boxing techniques, and the messy clothes are also done, and then I will teach you how to be a man for her!

The unwilling anger on Ling Ruo's face made Li Weitian feel inexplicably funny, "This boxing technique was taught by that old man again?" Although it is true that he has taught you a lot of things and successfully brought you into the world of cultivation, it really does not mean that everything he taught is right. If you want to learn boxing, I can ......"

He stopped suddenly, almost biting his tongue.

He forgot that Ling Ruo was no longer a member of the Li family, and he was not qualified to learn the Li family's secret fist.

[However, it doesn't matter, even if I can't teach her the secret boxing of the Li family, when I build the foundation in the future, I will leave Li'an Town and worship those cultivators, and I can always find a more suitable boxing method for her. 】

Li Weitian didn't realize that he had already divided the woman in front of him into "things to bring when leaving Li'an Town".

"This is not taught by the old man." Ling Ruo didn't dare to take credit for his father.

"And who taught you?" Li Weitian asked vigilantly, this stupid woman, don't you lie to someone, right?

"Uh...... A beautiful sister. "Although that Xuan Xian boss is millions of years older than her father, women like to be called sisters.

Li Weitian's heart suddenly beat wildly.

"Sister? Do you like to wear white clothes, barefoot, and bracelets on your hands? ”

Ling Ruo was stunned for a moment, Li Weitian knew that Xuan Immortal boss? But that's not the right description.

"She loves yellow, and she wears most of her clothes. Barefoot - She doesn't love being barefoot, I've never seen her go without shoes anyway. There are quite a lot of bracelets, silver, jasper, and colorful crystal. ”

Li Weitian couldn't tell the disappointment, so it seems that her sister should not be the girl in white under the moon he saw that night.

Ling Ruo ignored the gains and losses on the man's face, and when he saw the tray he was carrying, he had a headache: yes, it's an excuse to rub the rice again.

So, she could only resign herself to taking out a plate of steamed buns and two bowls of soy milk.

Seeing the soy milk, Li Weitian finally came back to his senses, his eyes darkened, and he picked up the soy milk and drank it all.

Sure enough, that wonderful feeling came again, and there was indeed something wrong with this soy milk.

"What's in this soy milk?"

Ling Ruo didn't dare to expose the secret of the immortal spring water, so he could only continue to say stiffly: "I didn't add anything." ”

Li Weitian stood up with a gloomy face, the surging aura brought by soy milk made his whole body hot, and he became more impulsive than before: "You woman, dare to continue to be hard-mouthed!" Wait for the facts to be smashed in the face, and see how you quibble. ”

After speaking, he played the Li family's secret fist in front of Ling Ruo.

Ling Ruo had buns in one hand and soy milk in the other, and he almost got carried away when he watched the beautiful man boxing. But looking, watching, made her see some doorways.

After a set of punches, Ling Ruo was still thoughtful, and only when Li Weitian spoke up did she raise her head and look at him again.

As soon as she looked up, she was so frightened that she almost dropped the soy milk in her hand. I saw that the beautiful man with handsome facial features before the punch was now a monster with a black body, only a pair of eyes that were too bright, staring at her with blazing eyes.

The current Li Weitian couldn't see his expression at all, but he could guess that his face was definitely not good-looking, he held two black claws and stretched them out in front of Ling Ruo: "You say, why did I become like this?" Dare you say that there is nothing added to the soy milk? ”

Ling Ruo couldn't wait to give herself a big explosion, she forgot that the immortal spring water has a purifying effect on the entity, and the mortal body will have a strong sewage effect when it is just drunk at the beginning, but only the first three days are the body surface discharge, and the back is normal discharge.

[Ahh I shouldn't have been polite enough to treat that man to breakfast! Starve him to death! Sure enough, sometimes you can't be good-natured! 】

[It's over, it's over!] Now, the secret of the fairy spring water can't be kept! Ah, I forgot that the three words "fairy spring water" can't be spoken, and if I say that I want to be split by heaven, it can only be said to be ordinary spiritual spring water. 】

After thinking about it in a mess, Ling Ruogang made up his mind to "confess" to Li Weitian, but the man said, "You have added sewage pills to your soy milk, right?" What is there to hide from this? However, the effect of your sewage pill is so strong. Say, is this your grandfather or a good sister giving it? ”

Ling Ruo was just stunned for a moment, and quickly nodded wildly: "That's right, it's the Sewage Pill!" Upgraded powerful version of the Sewage Pill! Produced by the old man! ”

After a pillar of incense, Li Weitian sat in the stream to wash his body, and not far away, Ling Ruo pinched his nose to wash his clothes.

[I think I'm a dignified immortal, I actually wash clothes for a mortal who doesn't have a foundation, and it's smelly and dirty clothes! 】

Ling Ruo wiped the bitter tears from the corners of his eyes, his heart was extremely aggrieved, and his resentful eyes slashed towards the tall figure in the stream one after another.

After exhausting Ling Ruo's two pieces of pig pancreas, Li Weitian finally washed off his body with black oil, and after putting the wet clothes on his body, his aura was shocked, a white mist dispersed, and his whole body was already dry and pleasant.

Stuffing the cold and hardened buns on the plate into his mouth, and swallowing them in a few bites, Li Weitian kindly reminded Ling Ruo, a rookie who cultivates the truth: "You have just broken through the first layer of refining the body, serious cultivation and absorbing more spiritual energy to quench the body is the right way, don't practice some messy spells." Don't worry about boxing or anything, after the secret realm of the Black Forest, I have time to help you pay attention to the appropriate spells. ”

Ling Ruo grinded her teeth secretly, don't think she didn't hear it, in those words just now, that man slandered Wanhuaquan again.

However, she also heard the man's kindness. Thinking of the punch he had just hit, she couldn't help but want to repay Tao Li again: "Actually, you should pay attention to other attack techniques for yourself." That set of punches just now is not for you. ”

Li Weitian was stunned for a moment.