Chapter 58: The Butcher or the Adulterer

Tang Shan only found out at this time that when he was being chased and running, he was covered with a knife, which not only did not have the effect of bluffing, but also became a burden on his running speed.

Because the butcher's knife is made of steel, it is not light; And it is inserted into the belt around the waist, and the waist does not function flexibly.

It seems that he is covered with knives, and he is only suitable for ordinary idle walking. Run for your life, it's better to travel light.

But it's feeling it now, and it seems a little late. The tiger and wolf behind Tangshan didn't give him a chance to throw away the burden at all, not only did he take big steps, but he also screamed loudly. The slogan is also shouted quite neatly:

"Break the adulterer's body into ten thousand pieces!"

A group of illiterate left-behind peasants actually used idioms in the slogan, obviously not on a whim or on the spot, even if they had not deliberately rehearsed before, they should have been repeatedly discussed many times in the village alleys, and it was smooth.

In other words, today's chase may have been planned for a long time, just waiting for the two of them to appear at the entrance of the village.

Tang Shan didn't know where things started, and when he heard the slogan, he was even more confused, so he had to run forward as much as he could, while tearing his throat open, and confessing with a cry:

"You're fucking mistaken, I'm a butcher, not an adulterer."

But the slogan behind it has not changed a word:

"Break the adulterer's body into ten thousand pieces."

Tang Shan was scared and angry, and thought that it would be the biggest tragedy in his life to meet a group of unreasonable country Erlenzi. His steps were a little confused, and his mouth began to speak incoherently:

"Can't you fucking understand Chinese? Is it okay to figure out the situation and then be ruthless? ”

The gang of Erlenzi in the back shouted still this sentence:

"Break the adulterer's body into ten thousand pieces."

When Tang Shan heard this, he almost fainted on the spot.

Chen Yusheng, who was running at the front, was much calmer than Tang Shan, and ran wildly without saying a word. Hearing Tang Shan's crying defense, he looked back and found that this kid was about to be splashed with blood on the spot.

At this time, Chen Yusheng showed the least righteousness of his friends. He stopped and turned around, waited for a few seconds, and continued to run forward by pulling Tang Shan's arm, complaining to Tang Shan as he ran:

"What the fuck are you talking about, save some effort and run for your life."

Chen Yusheng is stronger in the end, worthy of the name of a butcher, he is full of iron tools, dragging Tangshan with one hand, and his running speed is still on par with the group behind him. One chase and one run, the distance between the two sides remains the same for the time being.

The slogans behind shook the eardrums, and even the sound of weapons clashing could be heard clearly, but for a moment, the knife could not cut the heads of the two men. Unless one or more javelinmen come out behind and throw their weapons, it is possible to break the deadlock.

However, the people behind were all peasants, and there were obviously no javelin-throwers with great athletic talent. If nothing else, run a few hundred meters, Tang Shan and Chen Yusheng are likely to get out.

In terms of stamina, the latter group was obviously no match for the two butchers. Tang Shan is just not good at footwork, but his physical strength is not bad at all.

However, God seems to have a hard time with Tang Shan and Chen Yusheng. The two of them supported each other, and after running hard for 100 meters, they suddenly found a river in front of them.

The river is very wide, and it is more than twenty meters by sight, even if you have practiced light skills like ancient martial arts masters, you can't fly over.

Just now, I was just running, and I didn't even notice that there was a river in front of me. It's too late to divert the route. There are all paddy fields next to it, and if you accidentally fall into it, you can really only wait for someone to be broken into thousands of pieces.

The two of them paused like this, and the group of heroes behind them chased dozens of meters closer.

It is no wonder that the villagers have been in a hurry when they are chasing, because they already know that there is a river ahead. So, from wars to group fights, it's important to understand the environment.

At this moment, the following slogans are full of pride:

"Break the adulterer's body into ten thousand pieces."

Tang Shan gasped twice, and spit out three words in despair:

"It's dead."

In desperation, he did not forget to show his heroic spirit, pulled out the butcher knife again, and shouted at Chen Yu:

"There's no way to escape, let's fight."

Chen Yusheng didn't draw his knife, and kicked Tang Shan's waist violently, and only two words came out of his mouth:

"Go down."

Tang Shan's body was crooked and planted into the river. Because it happened so suddenly, he didn't have time to hold his breath, and inhaled a lot of cold water in his nostrils and mouth at the same time, choking on tears.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Yusheng on the shore was only five steps away, and the one at the front, his footsteps did not stop, he picked up the flat burden in his hand, and made a move to recruit thousands of troops, hitting Chen Yusheng's waist.

Chen Yusheng didn't have time to dodge, so he was hit his back, endured the severe pain, and jumped into the river. The two of them were splashing in the water at the same time.

Tangshan fluttered for a while, more desperate than on the shore. Because there is still a knife stuck in his body, the buoyancy is not good, and as soon as he falls into the water, he sinks to the bottom, and he can't swim at all; Chen Yusheng's situation is the same, he runs fast on the shore, but he has no advantage in the water.

Fortunately, the river looks wide, but the water is not deep, and the mud is just enough to soak up to the neck. Therefore, their bodies are heavy and they cannot swim, and their feet are down-to-earth and they cannot drown for a while. The problem is that there is also a group of angry villagers on the shore who want to kill them as quickly as possible.

If the other party all jumped into the water, wouldn't the two of them become fish in a net and be slaughtered?

This kind of group fighting, jumping into the river by yourself, is really not a good way to escape. This is also the fundamental reason why Tangshan did not jump into the river for the first time. It's not that he doesn't react quickly, but he knows in his heart that jumping into the river will die faster.

Sure enough, with a "plop", one of the other party jumped down.

Chen Yusheng took out the butcher's knife, raised it above his head, and slashed at the person, but because it was too far away, the knife was not long enough, and it was empty, and the blade fell on the water, splashing a stack of water.

Although he didn't hit it, the man who went into the water was still startled, quickly swam back, and then grabbed a clump of grass on the shore, turned over and crawled back to the shore.

As for the others, none of them went into the water, but they only took up positions on the shore, waving their weapons and shouting the same slogan:

"Break the adulterer's body into ten thousand pieces."

There was a guy who cleverly changed his lines:

"Two bastards, you have the ability to come up."

Listening to such a ridiculous line, Tang Shan instantly understood two things:

First, there are more than two people on the shore, and reasoning is basically futile.

The second is that these guys don't seem to dare to go into the water. Otherwise, you don't need to shout slogans to change your lines, you can jump directly into the water, and you can break the two of them into thousands of pieces.

The guy who jumped into the water just now and was forced ashore by Chen Yusheng with a knife is obviously more angry than others, and he scolds people with a few more words than others:

"Goddamn bastard, damn adulterer, you come up for me."

Since the other party didn't dare to go into the water, of course the two of them would not be stupid enough to go ashore again, no matter how ugly you scolded, it was easier to endure than being stabbed and hit by a knife.

It's just that Tang Shan was inexplicably chased and killed by a group of second goods, and he was too wronged, opened his mouth, spit out a mouthful of cold water, and wanted to ask the reason for the matter. Chen Yusheng waved his hand, poured water on his face again, and roared with his teeth:

"What are you doing? Hurry to the other side. ”

So the two slowly swam towards the opposite shore, and the people on the shore jumped to their feet, and at this time the scolding was not only limited to the slogan, but also changed the lines without authorization, saying everything, scolding messily, very unorthodox.

When they arrived on the other side, the two of them were like two water dogs, shaking back, and then fleeing. The villagers on the other side scolded and scolded, and their arrogance gradually lost, and finally they all dispersed helplessly.

After running for a while with a body of water, the crisis behind him was resolved, Tang Shan's mind calmed down a little, and suddenly turned his head and asked Chen Yusheng:

"I think it's weird, how do you know they can't swim?"

Chen Yusheng was stunned:

"Who says they can't swim? If people are by the river, how can they not be able to swim? ”

Tang Shan was even more surprised:

"If they can swim, why don't they dare to go into the water? If we all jumped into the river just now, we would both be chopped up and fed to the fish. ”

Chen Yusheng gritted his teeth coldly, and then sneered:

"You know. It's not that they don't dare to go into the water, it's that they don't want to go into the water. These people seem to be angry, but they don't actually have that much hatred for you and me. ”

Tang Shan is even more confused:

"Who says there's not that much hatred? How do I see this group of people as if they don't share the sky with us. If you are not careful just now, I am afraid that you will be chopped into meat puree by them. ”

Chen Yusheng smiled again:

"You don't understand it. Too lazy to explain to you. ”

Chen Yu was born in this small village, from a boy to a man, he is well-versed in the world, and he is like a mirror in his heart from the beginning.

Tang Shan is still a little simpler in the end, he doesn't understand the word "adulterer", and he only stimulates the man with a green hat the most, and others basically scold him with a gossip mentality.

The world is very strange, everyone likes to call others "adulterers" in a righteous and stern manner, in fact, as long as the green hat is not worn on their heads, everyone wants to be an adulterer.

The reason why the villagers are reluctant to go into the water is actually very simple: it is November, which is the early winter season in Fenglin Town, and the air temperature does not exceed 8 degrees Celsius, and the temperature of the river water is at most 4 degrees Celsius.

Among this group, the one who really has a deep hatred for Chen Yusheng is the young woman's husband, that is, the one who jumped into the water just now and was forced ashore by Chen Yusheng with a knife.

As for the others, even if the anger was real, it was far from the extent that Wu Song killed Ximenqing.

They organized themselves to teach the adulterers a lesson, but they were quite active, and they were all willing to do it by striking a hoe or sweeping a flat load at an empty gate on the shore; And endure the pain of freezing, jump into the river and fight with others, no one wants to do it.

Of course, if the season changes, such as in the summer, Tang Shan and Chen Yusheng are not so lucky.

Tang Shan returned to Chen Yusheng's house, took a hot shower and changed his clothes, although he still did not understand why the villagers' anger was not enough to fight the icy river; But he figured it out, and the other party scolded the "adulterer" all the way, which was not groundless.

Tang Shan leaned against the door frame and asked Chen Yusheng:

"Did you really fucking sleep with someone else's wife in the village? You've been secretly doing this lately? ”

Chen Yusheng said nonchalantly:

"I'm sorry brother, I caused you to freeze in the river once."

Tang Shan raises his voice:

"How can you be so shameless?"

Chen Yusheng was slightly surprised:

"Damn, it's just a woman, you can't be so indignant, right?"

Tang Shan gritted his teeth:

"You can't chase Jiang Suping while secretly running to the countryside to sleep with a woman."

Chen Yusheng calmed down a lot:

"So what?"

Tang Shan replied to the question:

"You can hurt anyone, but you can't hurt Jiang Suping."

Chen Yusheng was stunned for a while before he smiled and said:

"I understand, you kid has a crush on Jiang Suping. I've seen it before. But since you didn't confess, she has nothing to do with you. ”

Tang Shan gritted his teeth again:

"She has nothing to do with me, and you can't hurt her."

Chen Yusheng was a little angry:

"You kid is really inexplicable. My affairs in the country, only you know and I know, and I can't talk about hurting her; Besides, since she has nothing to do with you, if I hurt her, what does it matter to you? ”

Tang Shan still gritted his teeth:

"Can you say anything like that? I don't have a friend like you. ”

Chen Yusheng was even more angry:

"Damn, you got your brain in the river today, right? Actually turned his face with me for a nihilistic crush? You've lived in my house for two years, and you still have the face to say that you don't have me as a friend? ”

Tang Shan was stunned for a while, and said gloomily:

"Okay. I'll go. ”