Tang Shan arrived at Chen Yusheng's house and found out that this business was approached by someone else. In other words, someone was shocked by their reputation as a butcher in the countryside and invited them to kill pigs.

So this time, the destination is clear, and there is no need to wander around like a pick-up merchant to solicit business. Because business is waiting there. So when the two of them set off, they felt very relaxed; It's like a salesman, there is no pressure of sales, and the commission is not a lot at all.

Of course, ease is only mental. Physically, it was not easy at all, the reason was that the place called Long'an Village was too far away from the city, and the two of them walked for two hours on foot, and asked for directions several times, but they still didn't see the shadow of the village.

At first, the two talked and laughed, and regarded walking as a fitness exercise. After more than an hour, Tang Shan began to be dissatisfied, and complained to Chen Yu:

"What's the matter with you, you don't know much about the pile business? It's such a long way, we should ride a bicycle. ”

Chen Yusheng spread his hands: "How did I know that the two of us were so famous." I thought that since I was found, it should be within ten miles of the surrounding area, so I didn't ask how far away that place was. ”

Tang Shan laughed and laughed, and said "I rely on", and he didn't know what to say.

Chen Yusheng is an optimist, and said with a smile:

"In short, this is not a bad thing, the reputation spreads so far, and our butcher business in the future has quite a broad space for development. The future is bright, brother. ”

Tang Shan still couldn't cry or laugh, thinking to himself that I don't care what the future is or not, the key is that when I get to that place today, it is estimated that I will be exhausted and prostration, can I still subdue a decent pig?

It took three hours from the morning departure to arrive at the destination. After entering the village, they didn't even drink saliva, and the two followed the instructions and went straight to the pigpen of the master's house.

Along the way, Chen Yusheng expressed his professional views to every villager he met:

"Pigs have to be thoroughly observed and studied before they can be started."

And facing a few mothers-in-law who looked a little more upright, Chen Yusheng's statement was even more mysterious:

"You must know that killing pigs is also a bloody war, and you can't be careless, you can't be careless."

He also summed it up to the stunned villagers:

"Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles."

At first, Tang Shan heard this, although he didn't understand it half-understood, he also looked at Chen Yusheng with admiration, thinking that this rough man killed a pig, and actually killed his experience. And it's still in Chinese, which is really embarrassing for him.

Tang Shan didn't know many years later that Chen Yusheng's sentence actually came from "The Art of War", and Tang Shan was sure that the rough man Chen Yusheng had not read the original "Sun Tzu's Art of War", and it was probably copied from a quote from a shoddy novel.

Tang Shan later thought of this, he couldn't help but laugh in his heart, the great military strategist Sun Wu more than 2,000 years ago, if he knew that the experience of marching soldiers he wrote painstakingly was used by later generations to kill pigs, it is estimated that he would be so angry that he vomited blood.

Long'an Village is built on a mountain, and the owner's house is at the back of the village, almost halfway up the mountain. The pigpen is built behind the house, and the terrain is higher than all the houses in the village.

That is to say, the pig, as soon as he wakes up every day, overlooks the whole village and the people who come and go in the village.

From Feng Shui, the pig is like the owner of this village.

Tang Shan and Chen Yusheng climbed halfway up the mountain and came to the pigpen. The first impression is that this pig is not a pig.

It is said that the pig, with long hair, sharp mouth, teasing teeth, fine squinting eyes, and attractive ears, is really far from the stupid and honest appearance of the pig; As for the overall stature, it is tall and thin; The limbs are like hemp rods, and the tail is like a long rope.

The words "tall and thin", if described in today's girls, are simply born goddesses, which is not only the direction of all women's efforts, but also the goal pursued by men all over the world.

But once it is put on a pig, it is unsightly, and with that unique and ugly appearance, it is simply not worthy of being called a pig.

The owner's family said that it had been raised for two years, but according to Chen Yusheng's visual inspection, the pig weighed less than 200 catties.

Tang Shan laughed in his heart, it was not easy for a pig to be raised like this by the owner's family. I've killed dozens of pigs myself, and it's the first time I've seen a pig that doesn't look like a pig.

Tang Shan glanced back at the black and fat pig owner, thinking that if she was on all fours and screaming, she would be more like a sow that had not been giving birth for a long time.

Chen Yusheng couldn't help but have something to say, and directly turned his head and asked the black and fat hostess:

"What do you feed it every day?"

The hostess replied:

"Eat grass and occasionally mix some chaff. But sometimes it jumped out of the pig pen and ran up the hill without permission, and didn't come home all day, so he didn't eat anything. ”

Chen Yusheng taught the hostess with a serious face:

"Even though you're a pig, you're too wronged. What do you see it look like? ”

The hostess looked more aggrieved than the pig, pouted and sighed:

"I don't want to. I raised it for two years in vain, and I didn't grow tall or fat, and I lost my old capital. That's why I asked you to kill it. ”

Chen Yusheng stopped blaming the hostess and turned back to greet Tangshan:

"Kill it and eat lunch, and go home early in the afternoon."

Tang Shan had no opinion, but the hostess didn't seem to be in a hurry, and warmly invited:

"Two handsome guys, after such a long journey, it's not too late to use the knife after lunch."

Chen Yusheng waved his hand, meaning that he understood it, and added another sentence at the end:

"Kill this pig, and your salary will be 80% off."

Chen Yusheng didn't know, and Tang Shan didn't know, they made the serious mistake of underestimating the enemy at the beginning.

At first, there was no surprise, Chen Yusheng held a long iron hook in both hands in front of him, and coldly hooked the chin of the lean pig. It only snorted slightly, and was obediently dragged out of the pig pen by Chen Yusheng.

When he got to the place where the knife was cut, Chen Yusheng added his left hand and left leg to press the lean pig on a bench, and Tang Shan naturally did his job and struggled to grasp the pig's hind legs. Chen Yusheng stood on the ground with his right foot, operated with his right hand, and stabbed it in the right place!

This is when the accident happened.

The tip of the knife was just inserted into the pig's neck three inches, the thin pig was in pain, and his hind legs kicked violently, and his hooves hit Tang Shan's two knees, and Tang Shan fell to the sky.

The thin pig rushed forward with the reaction force, and at the same time, like a martial arts master, his body actually turned half a circle on the bench.

Chen Yusheng's right hand strength did not leak, and the butcher knife continued to stab into the pig's body, until it sank into the handle. However, because the pig's body turned half a circle, the tip of the knife deviated from the heart, so although the lean pig was seriously injured, it was not fatal.

The lean pig is estimated to be in pain at this moment, and its reaction can be called talented. Its hind legs got rid of Tang Shan's restraints, and immediately tried its best to shrink forward, while its two front hooves leaned back, and suddenly, all four limbs attacked Chen Yusheng on the side at the same time.

The four pig's trotters in front and back were all kicked between Chen Yusheng's chest and abdomen. Rao is strong and strong, but he originally landed on one foot, one was unsteady on his feet, and he fell backwards under the wall.

Kicking down the two young men in an instant, the skinny pig bounced up on the bench, without a trace of hesitation or stopping, that is, with the speed of a loaded bullet, he rushed out of the crowd and ran wildly.

At this time, the crowd of onlookers reacted, and after the exclamation, they shouted in unison:

"The pig is gone, the pig is gone, chase it."

However, at this time, the thin pig still had a knife in his body, covered in blood, and his image was terrifying, comparable to the alien monster in a Hollywood horror movie. Whoever is in charge is a servant.

In two rounds, Skinny Pig topped over two middle-aged men and kicked down three obese women. Also knocked down a ten-year-old.

Chen Yusheng and Tang Shan were stunned, and they got up from the ground at a loss. The hostess of the thin pig was also stunned, and did not know how to react for a while.

By the time the black fat hostess's tongue was working normally, and the thin pig had already run away, she was angry and pointed at Chen Yusheng's nose and scolded:

"Mom, you, did you two kill pigs, or were you killed by pigs?"

Tang Shan muttered beside him for a long time before he spit out a sentence incoherently:

"Damn, why are your pigs running so fast?"

The black fat heroine is not popular:

"I told you earlier, that plague pig often jumps out of the pen by himself and plays all day on the back mountain, can he not run fast?"

Chen Yusheng came back to his senses at this time, and he couldn't laugh or cry:

"Damn, I didn't expect this pig to be amazing, but to be an athlete. Misstep, misstep. ”

The black fat hostess pushed Chen Yusheng:

"Lose your sister, hurry up and find me a pig."

Chen Yusheng is no longer half-literate this time, and tells the truth:

"The pig you raised ran faster than Liu Xiang, and it has long been gone, where can I find it for you?"

Tang Shan added a sentence on the side:

"Besides, even if we find it, we probably won't be able to take it. If it doesn't know if it has other wild friends in the mountains, it will be even more troublesome to summon it to fight us. ”

The fat black woman cried urgently:

"I don't care, you have to pay me for the pig."

Then she cried bitterly:

"Oh my God, I have worked hard to raise pigs for two years, and in the end, the bamboo basket is empty. You two bastards don't compensate me for my pigs, is there any heavenly reason? ”

Chen Yusheng and Tang Shan are a little weak-minded, and everyone is watching, the thin pig is indeed at the hands of the two of them, if they say that they are not responsible, they can't say anything.

But although the lean pig is less than 200 catties, which is equivalent to several thousand yuan, with the net worth of the two of them, they can't afford to pay it anyway for a while.

Chen Yusheng spread his hands:

"The pig runs away on its own, and I can't help it."

That's a bit of a bummer. The black fat hostess refused to obey for 100,000 years, and began to push and shove with Chen Yusheng, scolding and scolding in her mouth, except for the unbearable foul language, the other filtered out language generally means: If you don't pay for the pig, you want to open it, but there is no door.

After that, the situation was a bit chaotic, and the two sides fell into a tug-of-war between losing pigs and not paying pigs.

The young women who originally had a good impression of Chen Yusheng and Tang Shan all kept their mouths shut, while the vast majority of middle-aged obscene and greasy men stood on the side of the black fat hostess. There was also a group of elderly people and children coaxing around.

In short, Chen Yusheng and Tang Shan are at an absolute disadvantage.

There was a lot of trouble, and seeing that there was going to be bloodshed again, the village chief stepped forward.

The village chief is about fifty years old, and his appearance is not amazing, but he is very neat and tidy. He stood outside the crowd and said aloud:

"The pig is seriously injured, it is estimated that it will not be able to escape far, and when the blood runs out, it will naturally die, and the whole village will be mobilized to look for it, and the body should be recovered. Don't be too embarrassed for two young people. ”

As soon as everyone heard that it was reasonable, they were silent together, but the fat black hostess still looked dissatisfied and angry, but since the village chief had spoken, she had to swallow her anger.

The crowd automatically gave way to a path. Tang Shan and Chen Yusheng simply cleaned up and walked out timidly, like prisoners who had just been released from prison. Walking past the village chief, the village chief patted Chen Yusheng on the shoulder and said earnestly:

"Pigs, not everyone can kill them."

Tang Shan was ashamed and embarrassed. But Chen Yusheng was unconvinced, and declared eloquently:

"Damn, I dare to kill people, why can't pigs be killed? It's just that her pig is not a pig at all. ”

As soon as these words came out, the crowd was in a commotion again, and someone asked loudly:

"Damn, what is that not a pig? You're blind, you're a pig. If you can't do it yourself, you still wonder if the pig is not a pig? ”

Chen Yusheng wanted to say something, but Tang Shan pushed him in the back. The village chief made a gesture for them to leave quickly, and stopped talking.

The two walked out of the village sadly and came to the big banyan tree at the entrance of the village.

The thin pig escaped with a knife, which has not been seen since ancient times, alarming the whole village, and everyone went to watch. There should have been no one under the big banyan tree.

However, the moment Tang Shan and Chen Yusheng walked to the entrance of the village, there was a person sitting under the banyan tree. A middle-aged man who looks like a foreigner.

The middle-aged man himself is not too strange. Strangely, there was a chess endgame in front of him. Seems to be waiting for a certain player.

Tang Shan glanced at the endgame. I was so shocked that I couldn't take a step anymore.

Because what this person put down is the real "Jade Silk Golden Ding".

This endgame is only known to Tang Shan in the world. A son is not bad.