Bumblebee's saliva splashed and explained: "If you want to talk about dicks, you have to know what the Thunder Triumvirate and the legendary Big D are." ”

"So complicated?" Qu Yong asked: "Can you put it simply, I can't understand why you are so handsome and call yourself a dick, and the boss is so rich and a dick?" And I'm also called Dick? It's hard to understand. ”

"You don't listen to his nonsense." Boss Cao said: "Dick Si is more of a self-deprecation, and you can't take it seriously." ”

"Boss, you're wrong." Bumblebee corrected: "You have made a lot of brick family problems that don't know how to pretend to understand, and the dick silk can be roughly divided into three kinds, self-deprecation is only one of them, and the other is poor and short, but this is all appearance, think of me Big D Bar Four million believers, known as Baidu Louvre, how can it be as connotative as you?" ”

Qu Yong was intrigued by what they said, and asked, "I didn't expect the word Dick Silk to have so many meanings?" So what is the third type? ”

Bumblebee took out a cigarette from Boss Cao's pocket very easily, lit it and took two puffs, before he said with a lonely face: "The real dick, not the so-called ten standards on the Internet, I used to be as shallow as those people, thinking that I don't wash my hair, fat, no money at home, stingy, obscene-looking, vulgar, and CS all day long is called Dick Si, but this is all wrong." ”

"What the hell is it?" Qu Yong couldn't stand his pretending appearance, knocked him on the head, and said, "Say it quickly!" ”

The bumblebee took another big puff, letting the harmful tobacco make a circle in his delicate lungs, and then slowly said with a heavy gaze: "That definition is too long, I forgot, boss, or you should go down Baidu!" ”

"I'll go!" Qu Yong was speechless.

Boss Cao flicked the cigarette ash and said: "I know a person, he has an ordinary family background, and he looks ordinary, his first love in high school, the girl is simple, innocent, and the goddess in his heart, the two have been dating for a while, and he suddenly chose to break up, do you know why?" ”

Qu Yong didn't expect the boss to ask such a question, he shook his head and said, "I can't guess." ”

Boss Cao said: "He felt that he couldn't give the girl a better future, so he let go for his love." Since then, he has reveled in his great personality charm, but he has never had a girlfriend again, went to an ordinary university, found an ordinary job, gnawed his parents and bought an ordinary house, married an ordinary woman, and suddenly one day, he was full of anger and didn't understand why he became like this, he was intoxicated in the D bar, he didn't meet his talents, he felt that he was a great dedication to love, he felt that he was thinking of the world, he felt that the whole world worshiped money, it was dark, he was cynical, In any incident, he showed a look of worrying about the country and the people, shouting everywhere: There is no relationship in this world, how can there be a future! It's dark! So he was also realistic, but he was never willing to give it a try, never willing to resist, all he did was roar on the Internet, laughing at other people's five cents, stupid dogs, leaving "masturbated" under the photos of all beautiful girls, shaking his head at the ambitious offspring, and saying that the pattern is deeply broken. ”

When he said this, the cigarette had burned out and burned his fingers, but Boss Cao didn't react, and he was still full of emotion: "When he looks back on his life, he feels that he is too great, but this world is too realistic and too dark, Brother Xiaoyong!" He suddenly looked at Qu Yong and said: "What is the real Dick Silk, this is the real Dick Si, all your life is Dick Si, the terrible thing about a boy is not that you are poor, you are ugly, you are short, the terrible thing is that you will never see the future in you, you will always only complain, self-righteous, and no action." ”

Qu Yong didn't expect that Boss Cao could say such a large paragraph full of life philosophy in just one word, and he admired: "Boss, you said it so well!" ”

Bumblebee said: "A thousand words, or Xing Ye said it well, if people don't have dreams, what's the difference between them and salted fish?" ”

Boss Cao spit out a smoke ring and said, "It's not that I said it well, this is the wisdom of the real emperor's four million Yi Si!" ”

"Four million?" Qu Yong suddenly thought of the daughter Lao Dao was looking for, and hurriedly leaned over and asked, "Boss, you said that if you post a post looking for someone in the emperor's bar, what will be the effect?" ”

"Not good." Boss Cao said: "Yisi's favorite thing is to like to hear and see, and love to see things that are lost and ruined, and if you send a post, it will be brushed down in less than three seconds." ”

"Ahh That's right. ”

"What's the matter, Brother Xiaoyong, are you looking for someone?" Bumblebee said curiously, "I'll help you!" ”

"You?" Qu Yong couldn't believe him a little.

Bumblebee pulled Qu Yong to his notebook and said mysteriously: "Brother Xiao Yong, in fact, in addition to my identity in reality, I have a real identity that I haven't told you!" ”

Qu Yong said: "Are you a hacker?" ”

"Not really." Bumblebee smiled and said, "Actually, I'm Brother Color... Pal! ”

Qu Yong said: "Who is Brother Color?" ”

"I'll go! You don't know who Brother Color is? Bumblebee was speechless.

Boss Cao explained: "Brother Color is the bar of the current emperor's bar, Wasp, if you ask him to put Brother Xiaoyong's post on the top for a day, maybe you can really find the person you are looking for." ”

"Really?" Qu Yong suddenly felt that the image of the bumblebee was much more lofty.

Bumblebee said proudly: "Now you know how good I am." ”

"Yes, yes." Qu Yong said continuously: "Then you can help me make a post." ”

Boss Cao said: "Even if the wasp can invite Brother Coloring to use his power for personal gain, I'm afraid that Yisi won't buy it, unless your search for someone has a ditch..."

"Why do you need a ditch?"

"Stupid, if there is a ditch, it will be fired, now in this year, without a strong chest weapon town, who will bird your post?"

Qu Yong asked weakly: "I don't have a ditch, but the girl I'm looking for has a six-petal plum blossom birthmark on her back!" ”

"I'll go!" Bumblebee was suddenly interested, hooked Qu Yong's neck and said, "Brother Xiaoyong, you honestly confess, which girl did you fall in love with, and you actually knew that someone had a birthmark on their back?" ”

Qu Yong pushed him away and said, "Don't talk nonsense, this girl is me... It's a very important person from the old man who taught me martial arts, I must find her! ”

Bumblebee patted his chest and said, "Since it is the person that Shigong is looking for, it is the one who will go to the soup and the fire, so take it." He stretched out a hand in front of Qu Yong.

"What? Want money? ”

"What do you want money?" Bumblebee felt that his personality had been insulted, and said angrily: "It's a photo, send that bareback photo, otherwise how can you find someone?" ”

"I don't have a picture."

"I'll go." Bumblebee was disappointed: "How can you lure a wolf without a photo?" ”

Qu Yong said helplessly: "Then what should I do?" ”

"Wasp, this is the right thing, you don't keep using your usual water experience." Boss Cao asked Qu Yong: "In addition to the birthmark, what other information is there?" ”

Qu Yong shook his head.

"How's this going to work?"

"I've got a way." Bumblebee suddenly smiled proudly and said: "I also know a god man, called a father P, the best thing is PS, let's find a six-petal plum blossom P on the bare back of any girl, don't you just show your face?" ”

This is a good idea, Qu Yong felt that Bumblebee was so smart and capable for the first time, and he was overjoyed: "Then you hurry up." ”

"Okay, but when you're done, you'll treat me to chicken drumsticks!"

"Okay."

Boss Cao was a little worried, and said, "Will this P picture be seen?" ”

"Don't worry. He's professional! Bumblebee packed.

Bumblebee quickly posted a post and named it: "My girlfriend is going to break up, please Yisi to do free flesh when she explodes the photos!" "The first floor is posted with a big bare back behind the PS, which is very moving.

Qu Yong said: "Wasp, she's not my girlfriend." ”

"I know." Bumblebee put one foot on the chair, and his left hand was very accustomed to clasping the foot and said: "You don't understand, this is an international practice, only in this way can you attract the attention of the dicks..." ”

"Calm." Bumblebee said unhurriedly: "What kind of witty Brother Huang Tu are these now, the fifteen-character water army, and some people who left their names before the fire, it has no effect, by the way, you bring the boss's mobile phone, I will open two new Weibo accounts to say some ambiguous conversations between young couples, and then upload screenshots, so that it can be colorful, and then the color brother will be put on top, and you will wait for the experience of the uproar." ”

"No, it's not." Qu Yong listened to it eye-opening, but it was wrong to think about it, and said: "What I want is to find someone, what do I want to do with experience?" ”

"Calm down!" Bumblebee said confidently: "Big D, what kind of talent doesn't have it?" As long as your post is on fire, if you want to doxx a woman, it's a complete small case. ”

Qu Yong said suspiciously: "Really? Then I'm all up to you. ”

"Ahh Bumblebee has been engrossed in controlling the two mobile phones, sending WeChat messages to each other, weaving a singing and crying love story, and then uploading photos.

Qu Yong looked at it for a while, but he couldn't quite understand what he was doing, so he turned around and said, "The fat man hasn't come yet?" ”

"He has a new girlfriend, and he has already kissed me and I went."

Hearing the three words of his girlfriend, Qu Yong couldn't help but think of Xue Yingying again, remembering that she would have a trial in two days, I heard that no lawyer in Jiangsu and Zhejiang dared to help her fight a lawsuit, and in the end, the fourth girl hired the best lawyer in Hangzhou for her, but everyone knows that this is just a psychological comfort, what should come is still coming, Qu Yong let out a long sigh.

Boss Cao suddenly handed over a yellow crane tower and said, "Come to the root?" ”

Qu Yong shook his head and said, "I won't." ”

"What's going to happen about this?" Boss Cao said impatiently: "When you're in a bad mood, come to one, it's good!" ”

"Still don't." Qu Yong pushed away the cigarette and said, "I'd better go out for a walk, what do you eat at night?" ”

"Two meat and two vegetables, as usual!"

"Brother Xiaoyong, you put on my sunglasses." Boss Cao didn't wait for Qu Yong to go out, and added another sentence, saying: "If you go out like this now, you must have taken countless photos and been swiped on Weibo, be careful." ”

"Oh."