[Explosion 2] Chapter 96 The Practice of Flirting with Girls on the Street
A few days later. Tang Shan sent Chen Yusheng and his mother to the provincial capital for surgery, and on the way back, he suddenly remembered that many days ago, he saw Jiang Suping in the police station, and when he was leaving, she had said mysteriously on his shoulder:
"What I want to say is all in the bridge under the Dongli Bridge."
At that time, he did not understand the meaning of these words, and did not delve into them. For many days afterward, what happened to him was always absurd, so distraught that he almost forgot about it.
Now, Tang Shan walked to the Dongli Bridge and felt that it was time to go to the bridge cave below to have a look. Only by investigating the scene can we understand the meaning of Jiang Suping's words.
Thinking so, he took a turn and went down to the bridge hole. At about the same time, an Audi car ran on the bridge, and Yang Shi and Xia Liu Zhong were sitting in the car.
Tang Shan inadvertently avoided meeting them on a narrow road.
Yang Shuai and Xia Liuzhong drove an Audi car and spent an afternoon in the streets and alleys of Fenglin Town. I don't know what to do. The red-light district is not open during the day, and most of the casinos are closed.
The two took turns driving an Audi car, driving from Dongli Bridge to Nanjie Ferry, a journey of fifty miles, but they still didn't know what to do. Yang Shuai's forehead wrinkled, and he sighed with a pout:
"Holy, this world is boring."
Later, they drove north from the ferry of South Street, and when they saw the girl walking alone on the way, they slowed down and got up, rolled down the window, first squeezed out a smiling face, and then pretended to be full of enthusiasm and enthusiasm, and asked like Uncle Lei Feng:
"Girl, where are you going? Do you want your brother to give you a ride? ”
The younger ones, such as sixteen or seventeen, some are still school girls, and most of them are blushing and bowing their heads and walking away quickly.
Xia Liuzhong was very dissatisfied with the performance of these little girls, first commenting that the parents were not very good, with single eyelids, thin lips, violent teeth, and seemed to have a few pockmarks, and then scolded hatefully:
"You say, why do girls nowadays like to pretend to be innocent so much? What's wrong with you just giving me a ride? ”
The older ones are very deep in the WTO, so they are more open-minded, and they usually turn around and throw a wink, look at the car from the beginning to the end, and say meaningfully:
"Little brother, your car is not spacious enough."
Then he turned into the shop on the side of the road with his high heels. At this time, it was Yang Shuai who was dissatisfied, still pouting:
"Damn, don't you just have big breasts and a round ass? It's not like our car can't fit it. ”
Xia Liuzhong, who was in the driver's seat, retracted his head from the window and scolded with disdain:
"You know an egg, that's not what people mean."
Yang Shuai looked confused, and asked stupidly:
"What does that mean?"
Xia Liuzhong didn't have the patience to explain more, but just threw out a sentence without a head:
"Haven't even heard of a car * shock? No wonder you can't make a girl. Don't tell me you're still a chick. ”
Yang Shuai was not convinced:
"Damn, what kind of girl in Maple Grove Town I haven't seen?"
Then he moved his bloodless face a little closer to Xia Liuzhong, and humbly asked:
"I've heard of the ground * earthquake, what is the car * earthquake?"
Xia Liu Zhong pretended to be mysterious:
"Don't ask such stupid questions in front of people, otherwise, all the cowhides you have blown will be broken, and even soap bubbles will be inferior."
As soon as the words fell, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he stretched out his hand and pointed:
"Pull aside, there's another girl, look at the back well."
Yang Shuai saw that there was really a girl in front of her, dressed simply and refreshingly, with tight jeans and a white T-shirt, she walked and twisted, but unfortunately her hips were too big, her waist was slightly thicker, and her shoulders were too wide.
He expressed his views to Xia Liuzhong:
"Isn't this a little too fat?"
Xia Liuzhong's face was full of contempt again:
"You know an egg, that's called plumpness. A girl with a little meat has a feel, otherwise it's like sleeping with a washboard, what's the point? ”
Yang Shuai glanced at him suspiciously:
"Really?"
Before Xia Liuzhong could answer, the car had already arrived at the girl's side.
Yang Shuai sat in the co-pilot's seat, closer to the girl, this time he rolled down the window and greeted the girl as a hero, the title was changed, the call was not a girl, and he didn't ask where people went, let alone ask for advice, and went straight to make a prayer:
"Beauty, get in the car. Brother will give you a ride. ”
Yang Shuai thought that the other party would turn around, throw a flattering eye and show his teeth or something, and then have a conversation, he even finished his lines.
Unexpectedly, this woman is an absolutely arrogant faction, Xia Liuzhong has not stepped on the brakes steadily, she didn't say a word, opened the rear door and climbed in.
Yang Shuai was startled, and immediately opened his mouth and was at a loss.
Xia Liuzhong was a little older, he immediately raised his head, saw the girl's appearance clearly from the rearview mirror, and saw that the head of the family had a nose facing the sky, his face was full of meat, and he wiped the fat powder, not a pig killer but also a meat seller.
He was also startled, quickly turned his head, changed his name, and asked loudly:
"Sister, where are you going?"
The girl's appearance was a little rougher, and her language was not very rude, and she smiled before speaking, revealing two huge front teeth, and her voice was as thin as a mosquito:
"Trouble the two brothers, I'll go to Shatouzhou."
Yang Shuai was still staring at a loss. Xia Liuzhong let go of the steering wheel with both hands and waved two large circles in the air before he shouted in a hurry:
"Wrong, wrong, we're not going the same way. You might as well take the bus. ”
The girl was stunned for a moment, and after figuring out the situation, she got out of the car in a daze, shook the door hard, and angrily abandoned all politeness and reserve, and cursed loudly:
"Bastard, backtracking. Do you think the girl on the street is so easy to deceive? ”
Passers-by looked sideways, but they didn't know who she was scolding. At this time, Xia Liu Zhong stepped on the accelerator, the Audi car was gone, and the girl's words had not yet fallen, and they were already fifty meters away.
After turning another street corner, Xia Liu Zhong slowed down, and kept complaining about Yang Shuai:
"You don't see it clearly, either. How can this kind of goods be greeted in the car? ”
Yang Shuai was unconvinced:
"Didn't you say that people should be plump?"
Xia Liuzhong still complained:
"I only see one aspect, shouldn't you confirm the other? Otherwise, wouldn't you be like a scarecrow when you sit in this position? ”
Yang Shuai was very angry:
"Damn, you have a point in what you say. The responsibility is on me? ”
Seeing that the other party was angry, Xia Liuzhong shook his head and began to blame himself:
"How did I know that she happens to be the kind of character who 'makes people commit crimes in the back and retreats in front'."
Yang Shuai is still dissatisfied:
"You are the one who wants to sin. This type, no matter from which angle, is not good to see with a magnifying glass. I don't know what your eyes are. ”
Xia Liuzhong mocked:
"You don't want to sin, and your ability to prove your crime needs to be improved."
Yang Shuai ridiculed each other:
"Even if the streets are full of sows running around, you can probably find a motive for the crime. I'm too lazy to say you. Presumably, your hormones are different from others. ”
Xia Liuzhong didn't want to quarrel with Yang Shuai anymore, sighed, and said to himself:
"The polarization of this world is really serious, and it is everywhere, and it can go to two extremes in the same girl. You say it's embarrassing. ”
Yang Shuai did not relent:
"I have a bad eyesight, and I blame the whole world. It's embarrassing to be lyrical. It's not like there are no beautiful girls on this street, so you can get me one in the car. Blowing up, you have been on the battlefield for a long time, but in fact it is all on paper. ”
Xia Liuzhong was depressed and stared out of the car window for a long time before turning his head and continuing to express his inner depression:
"We are sincere in flirting with our sisters, but we are always treated as liars. It's really upside down these days, and there is no distinction between good and bad. The era of exchanging sincerity for truth is gone. I thought that when I drove on the street, I just had to whistle and a bunch of girls climbed into the car. ”
Now it's Yang Shuai's turn with disdain:
"You're not a liar, you're a hooligan. Old mention back then, it shows that you are still an outdated hooligan. ”
Xia Liuzhong finally came out of his emotional shadows, started the car and continued to drive forward. Crossing a crossroads, he threw a piece of gum into his mouth, chewing it and saying leisurely:
"If I had to choose, I'd rather be a liar than a hooligan."
Yang Shuai was stunned:
"Yo ho, is there still a pursuit? Why is that? ”
Xia Liuzhong glanced at him, and his whole cynical posture was:
"Hooligans can only go on a rampage in the last century, and everyone dares to shout 'I am a hooligan, who am I afraid of'. and then put on a little cultural color, and when the level is high, it is also called 'maverick'.
"The current hooligans are either being beaten and suppressed, or the whole world is wary of you. Scammers are different, if they are exposed, they are called liars, and if they are not exposed, they are successful people. Looking at today's shopping malls and officialdom, how many are not liars? ”
Yang Shuai meditated for a long time, and finally nodded:
"Makes sense. Just like the kid surnamed Tang, he took a pair of Shuangtian Supreme on the gambling table that night, and debunked it called Lao Qian, if he didn't debunk it, he was clever in gambling, and he would be praised everywhere. ”
Xia Liuzhong once again despised Yang Shuai, because the other party narrowed the pattern of his topic and lowered the level, I said the axiom of the world, but you put it on a casino boss for me?
But he didn't show it on his face this time, after all, the other party still understood a little bit of meaning. It's just that he's not in the mood to delve into this topic any further.
Yang Shuai licked his lips and asked:
"I said, did you really see him out that night?"
Xia Liuzhong sighed:
"That kid is a talent, and his technique is so seamless that he can't see it at all. I believe that no one saw the clue at that time, otherwise he would be beaten half to death, and it was possible to break his hands and feet. I was just trying to scare him, but I didn't expect him to recruit him. ”
Yang Shuai asked again:
"You say, will he be willing to help us win?"
Xia Liuzhong:
"He has a handle in my hands, and I dare not disobey him."
Yang Shuai suddenly came to his senses:
"Why don't you invite him to play a few games tonight? Anyway, we have no one to take care of our sister, and there is nowhere to go, so take the opportunity to test that kid's skills, and it is best to win a little money. ”
Xia Liuzhong pondered for a while, nodded and agreed:
"I think it's okay. Win some money and find a place to party in the early morning. You call him? ”
Yang Shuai was so excited that his whole body was congested, and his originally pale face instantly became an irregular piece of pork liver. He immediately took out his mobile phone, found the number left that day, and dialed Tang Shan.
Not long after Tang Shan walked up from the bridge hole, his mobile phone rang, and he didn't want to think about it, so he pressed the answer button and put it to his ear.
An unfamiliar voice came from the phone:
"Hey, boy, remember me?"
When Tang Shan heard this, he was angry:
"Fuck you, get your name in, or I'll hang up."
Yang Shuai on the other end of the phone was stunned, then compromised and reported to his home:
"I'm Yang Shuai."
Tang Shan still didn't react, and yelled at his phone:
"Impotence decay take viagra. It's useless to look for me. ”
was about to hang up the phone, and Yang Shuai over there was also angry:
"Damn, you kid turned his face and didn't recognize anyone, do you remember that you owe us 50,000? Do you still want to be kicked by me? ”
Tang Shan finally remembered that the other party was one of the two straw bales that blocked him that day, and he was already quite angry about the inexplicable debt of 50,000 to him, so he snorted coldly and said viciously:
"It turned out to be you stupid bird."
Yang Shuai was furious:
"Clean the fuck in your mouth."
Tang Shan realized that his attitude was too bad, although the other party couldn't do anything on the phone, but in case he met on the street in the future, it would still bring unnecessary trouble, so he changed his tone and lowered his voice:
"I apologize. What are you looking for me? ”
Yang Shuai originally wanted to spill, but Xia Liuzhong glared at him beside him. He had to reluctantly get into the topic:
"A gambling game was arranged at Brother Biao's house in the evening. This is our first opportunity to work together sincerely. ”
Finally, the accentuated tone emphasized:
"You must come. Remember to bring the fifty thousand you owe me. ”