In his early years, Brother Simon Biao was an honest man.

Zhen Biao before the age of eighteen, his hair was always like a flutter of autumn grass; Throughout the day, the corners of his eyes were covered with mucus for 24 hours, and his upper lip was covered with snot for at least 18 hours.

The mouth is open, full of rotten teeth and red meat, and when the mouth is closed, the left and right corners of the mouth are crowded with strangely shaped foam.

He usually neither laughs or weeps, nor does his eyes look at men or dogs, but always looks into the distance, but no one ever knows where the focus of his gaze is.

The so-called joy and anger are invisible, which is probably what it means.

In terms of clothing, Zhen Biao has basically not changed throughout the year, with a dark blue long-sleeved shirt on the upper body and dark blue long pants below; The only difference is that when it's hot, the long sleeves are rolled up to the elbows, and the trousers are rolled up to the knees; When it got cold, I put it back down.

Before the age of eighteen, he didn't say a word to anyone other than his parents. Usually meet people in the alleys of the village, and people kindly ask:

"Ah Biao, have you eaten?"

His answer was just one word:

"Hmm."

The person who asked couldn't figure out whether he ate it or not. The impatient person shook his head and left, and the bored person did not give up and asked again:

"Eaten?"

His answer was still one word:

"Hmm."

If people change the sentence:

"Didn't eat?"

His answer was still the same word:

"Hmm."

So, after all, the villagers didn't figure out whether he ate or didn't eat. Some of the older second-rate people were bad, and seeing that he was so unfathomable that he could even eat, he kicked him hard in the ass and scolded:

"Fuck, you've got a dick in your mouth?"

Ah Biao didn't say "um", but tilted his head, stared at each other with his eyes, and looked at people all over his body, and finally walked away.

Before the age of fourteen, Zhen Biao had never been out of the village. Since he was 14 years old, he would go on foot three times a year in Fenglin Town, 20 miles from the village, and in addition to seeing the world, he mainly bought daily necessities on the street according to his father's instructions.

Zhen Biao's trip to the town three times a year is fixed in time, namely: the day before the Dragon Boat Festival, the day before the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the day before the Spring Festival. No matter how windy or rainy, even if it's hail, it's never absent, and it's not even late.

He always set out at eight o'clock in the morning, walked two hours to the center of town, and wandered for half an hour, although he did not wear a watch, but the time was not too much and no less.

Then he bought items according to the list he had written down in his head, and when he was done, he ate a bowl of rice noodles, poured half of his stomach with cold water, and rushed back with the purchased food and daily necessities, and arrived home at half past two in the afternoon, neither early nor late.

Sometimes on the way into the city, I will meet acquaintances, and people will greet them curiously:

"Ah Biao, are you going shopping in the city?"

His response, or the signature answer:

"Hmm."

The acquaintances he met again on the way back, people knew that they couldn't ask anything from his mouth, and they didn't say anything anymore, their faces were elongated, like enemies for eight lifetimes, glaring at each other and passing by.

This rule of entering the city was implemented quite strictly before Zhen Biao was sixteen years old, and there was basically no mistake.

After the age of sixteen, there was a quiet change. Of course, the essence remains the same, still three times a year. The time of going out is the same every time, and it still leaves at eight o'clock.

The only thing that has changed is the time to go home.

used to enter the house on time at half past two in the afternoon, but the day before the Dragon Boat Festival when he was sixteen years old, Zhen Biao's trip to Fenglin Town arrived at three o'clock in the afternoon.

This subtle difference was not felt by outsiders, but his father secretly wondered, but he didn't say anything.

The day before the Mid-Autumn Festival this year, Zhen Biao's trip to Fenglin Town changed a little more: he didn't enter the house until four o'clock in the afternoon. His father wondered again, but still didn't say anything.

The day before the Spring Festival that year, when Zhen Biao returned home in the afternoon, it was past five o'clock, and it was time to hold the lamp. This time his father was not just wondering, but more surprised and worried.

It stands to reason that the older he gets, the faster he travels, but why is he coming home later and later? This kid can't be secretly doing something unseemly on the street, right?

However, Zhen Biao didn't show any clues except for the wrong time to go home, let alone any consequences, so his father could only be full of suspicions, and he still didn't say anything.

Zhen Biao's father is a stuffy gourd who is not good at words, and due to genetic influence, Zhen Biao himself is also a stuffy gourd. In the hearts of the two, one has a ghost and the other has questions, but neither of them can say it honestly.

Zhen Biao's sixteen years old, although he behaved a little eccentric, passed smoothly. The seventeen-year-old made three trips to Maple Grove, and as his father expected, he returned home later than the other.

By the third time, the day before the Spring Festival, his father finally couldn't bear it anymore.

No matter how much the father couldn't bear it, the way the outbreak broke out would not be reflected in words. Knowing that the son is not like the father, the father is like a mirror in his heart, if he asks straight to the point:

"Ah Biao, what are you doing in the city? Why did you come back so late? ”

The answer is definitely only one word:

"Hmm."

It's even more confusing to ask, it's better not to ask. To understand the story behind Ah Biao, it is more practical to take action.

Therefore, Zhen Biao was not questioned or forced by his father. Instead, it was tracked.

On this day, on the twenty-ninth day of the Lunar New Year, half an hour after Zhen Biao set off for Fenglin Town, his father also quietly followed.

Nothing to say all the way. Zhen Biao's father followed him for twenty miles, but he didn't find anything out of the ordinary about his son. This made him wonder if he was nervous for a while.

It wasn't until he arrived in the city that his father discovered that Zhen Biao was unusual.

When the kid entered the city, he didn't shop as planned, and then set out on his way home on time. He really has another show.

As soon as Zhen Biao entered the city, he was immediately refreshed, his steps were brisk, and his eyes became as sharp as a hunting dog.

He searched for a target in the crowd, and after locking on the target, he followed the person like a brilliant CIA agent, not far away, not close, until the person completely disappeared into a certain building, and he did not give up tracking; Look for the target again, then track it again.

Zhen Biao is certainly not an agent. His target was not a criminal or a spy, but an adult woman.

Seventeen-year-old Zhen Biao sees every adult woman on the street—ranging from fifteen or sixteen years old to fifty years old—with her eyes shining and her saliva watering, and she can't help but follow the footsteps of others for a long time.

As he walked, he laughed weirdly "hey".

His fellow villagers, including his father, had never seen him smile like this. At first glance, it makes people's hair stand on end.

Objectively speaking, Zhen Biao did not show obvious criminal tendencies, for those targeted women, he just followed them from a distance and watched them in an appreciative attitude, although he looked down from above, and did not let go of any hair, but he did not dare to take further action.

Otherwise, he will either go to an insane asylum or a juvenile detention center.

Of course, whether he has any outrageous reactions in the lower half of his body, whether he will do bad to innocent female compatriots in his fantasies, others do not know.

All in all, in the eyes of others on the street, Zhen Biao is a fool from the countryside.

His father suddenly realized that his son was a legendary nymphomaniac.

This discovery made Zhen Biao's father cry and laugh, and at the same time he was relieved.

In his father's opinion, at least this kid didn't do bad things on the streets. If you don't steal, rob, or cheat, it's not a bad thing.

Love to look at women, this is the preference of every adult man, in the city because of looking back at beautiful women and crashing into telephone poles, it is a common thing; It's just that his son is more focused, or rather, more crazy.

Even if it is a problem with a woman, it is easy to cure it at the root.

Marry him a woman at home, and there will be nothing left.

On the way back, my father muttered to himself all the way:

"This kid, cough, this kid, he's grown up."

In the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, after the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, Ah Biao's father picked his teeth and said to his mother without a head:

"Gotta find a woman."

Ah Biao's mother was taken aback:

"Drunk, aren't you? If you dare to touch another woman, I'll chop up your stuff and marinate it into bacon. ”

Ah Biao's father frowned and explained:

"Not for me."

Ah Biao's mother:

"Why?"

Ah Biao's father:

"For us, Ah Biao."

Ah Biao's mother didn't understand, and she opened her mouth and stared at her for a long time and couldn't speak. Ah Biao's father had to continue to explain:

"If you don't get him a woman, something will happen sooner or later."

Ah Biao's mother still seems to understand. Looking out of the window, my son was well fed and drunk, and he was standing in the yard blowing the cold wind. The sleeves were not rolled, but only to the elbows; The trouser legs were not rolled up, and they only covered the crooks of the knees.

Zhen Biao was blowing the wind while moving his hands and feet, and his mother could see that he was not cold, but because he was restless.

The mother's thinking gradually caught up with the father's rhythm: the son has really grown up. She slammed her fist on the table and spoke:

"Wrap it up on me."

In the winter when Zhen Biao was eighteen years old, he married a woman surnamed Li from a neighboring village at the behest of his parents.

The woman is three years older than him, she looks dark and strong, and she is nicknamed "Iron Bull", which is in the same vein as Li Kui on Shuibo Liang Mountain, and even has the same nickname, but the gender is different.

Since the day of marriage, Zhen Biao has no eye feces in the corners of his eyes, no snot on his upper lip, and no foam at the corners of his mouth. Even the back of the ears is clean.

But his parents and villagers found that Ah Biao's clean face was always scarred.

After the reconnaissance of the gossip woman in the village, people finally knew the reason for the incident: Zhen Biao glanced at any female animal whenever and where, and the female version of Li Tieniu immediately beat her, with a blue nose and swollen face, and a serious injury to the muscles and bones.

Later, he was occasionally seen in the alleys of the village wearing bandages or crutches.

As a result, Zhen Biao has been suffering from the nymphomaniac problem of loving female compatriots since he was sixteen years old, and he was cured.

His father, who was always unimpressed by his son's injury, was complacent about his foresight, drank a few more glasses of wine, and preached in the alleys of the village:

"Look. Women are a panacea. Is our Ah Biao more obedient? ”

But except for Ah Biao's mother, no one could understand what he meant.

Many years later, when Zhen Biao talked about his first marriage, he always gritted his teeth, plus tears flowed, but it was not the female version of Li Tieniu who was blamed, but his father:

"Damn old man, he deliberately ruined me."

After less than two years of marriage, Zhen Biao ran away from home.