It is necessary to briefly introduce the ending of the female version of Li Kui. Because of this ending, it is beyond the common sense of the local people's lives.

After playing a routine and getting the cow back from the old village chief, Li Tieniu basically spent time with the cow every day. In the morning and evening, before people eat, they take the cows out to graze first. It is not until the cow eats a round belly that the problem of the human stomach is considered.

Later, everyone in the village saw the scene of Li Tieniu manipulating the ox to work in the field, one person and one ox, and the key steps were like flying. The quality and efficiency of the farm work he did were as good as any middle-aged man in the village.

Of course, Li Tieniu doesn't look like a woman at all when she does farm work. In addition to the oppression of life, it also has a lot to do with appearance and temperament. A few years later, there were hundreds of people in the village, and no one treated her as a woman.

Ten years later, the bull died of natural causes. Li Tieniu, who hadn't cried for ten years, cried a lot, buried the cow on the back hillside, and built a tomb.

Later, every year during Qingming, she would go to the grave to worship the dead of the cow.

After the death of the cow, Li Tieniu is still lonely and strong. I'm still alive and well. A man in his forties looks to be in his seventies. I don't know the details, but what I saw was a kind old lady.

Now Li Tieniu doesn't like to quarrel with people, he doesn't even speak loudly, and he doesn't even know how to splash and roll. When they see any men, women and children, they will smile shyly and nod their heads in greeting.

She likes to help the lonely elderly in the village carry water and chop firewood, and she also likes to help the left-behind children in the village to carry and urine.

I don't know what day it started, Li Tieniu was particularly unaccustomed to seeing children rolling in muddy water, and even more so not accustomed to seeing children defecating in the alleys of the village.

As soon as she saw the child playing with pee, she immediately pulled a slender wicker from the side of the road, slapped it three times on the buttocks, and scolded:

"Is the urine sludge just a casual game? Do you understand what hygiene means? ”

The left-behind children, usually whose parents are not at home, have been slapped by her, and there is nowhere to redress their grievances. Because of this, Li Tieniu's discipline has no effect, how can children know what to pay attention to hygiene?

The buttocks that have been pumped don't hurt anymore, and the children still want to poop and shit, and play with the urine when they see the mud. And our Li Tieniu is also strange, but in this matter, he has a bull temper, and he has to correct others.

Of course, she changed her strategy.

When I saw someone playing with urine again, I didn't fight, but forced people to wash their hands; Seeing the grinning and hurriedly peeling off her pants, she immediately stepped forward and asked:

"Stinky boy, or pee? Come here, I'll help you. ”

The children were afraid of her, and the other was that their pants were not easy to take off, so they honestly handed themselves over to her to operate.

Li Tieniu usually does farm work very quickly, a little bit of a fire, helping children to take and pee, but he shows infinite patience, and can even be said to be quite cautious.

She first helped people find a remote open space, took off her pants and ordered the child to squat, she watched from the side, did not let the wild dogs approach, and found a few leaves to help people clean their buttocks, and then put on their pants neatly again.

When she encounters a boy, whether it is pooping or peeing, she will bounce on someone's dick afterwards to confirm that there is no urine remaining.

Over time, the children did not feel her ferocity, but began to get used to her all-round service. even almost regarded her as a kindergarten life teacher, once she felt that feces and urine were coming, she automatically and spontaneously found Li Tieniu and said coquettishly:

"Iron Bull Iron Bull, I want to."

Or shout, "Take my pants off, I'm suffocated by urine." ”

Li Tieniu saw that his work had been effective, not only was he not annoyed, but he was also very happy. Every time she finished pooping and urinating, if it was a girl, she would twist it hard on someone's ass and sigh:

"It's white and tender, I don't know which bastard will be cheaper in the future."

If it's a boy, if you're done and then play someone's little *chicken*chicken, you'll play harder and sigh:

"Yo, like a silkworm that eats mulberry leaves at night, it grows every day."

There is no kindergarten in the village, so Li Tieniu acts as a life teacher for the left-behind children in the village. In the past few years, almost every child who has grown up has been urinated by Li Tieniu.

Later, wave after wave of children gradually grew up and entered primary school.

The girls have a stronger grasp of life skills, and when they grow up a little, they and pee and slowly stop looking for Li Tieniu; The boys are different, they are used to enjoying service, and when they return from school, the first thing they do is to find Li Tieniu and shout:

"Iron Bull, Iron Bull, hurry up, I haven't all day."

Even if Li Tieniu was eating, he would immediately put down the bowl, help him find a place, take off his pants, and then take a roll of tissues and wait next to him.

"It's grown up again, like a caterpillar at the turn of summer and autumn."

So, for a while, there was a strange scene in the village, almost all the little boys, from five or six years old, seven or eight years old, and even about ten years old, lined up to find Li Tieniu to and pee, and everyone flicked their fingers when they were done.

Sometimes Li Tieniu will laugh and scold:

"The stinky boy has grown up, and he actually straightens up when he touches it."

Then, the adults and children laughed.

This kind of scene looks a little strange in the city, but it is not strange in the countryside.

In the eyes of the peasants, the village chief grabs the breasts of adult women almost every day in front of everyone; As for the women's director, she couldn't say a word, so she started to pull out the crotch of the adult man.

And Li Tieniu just helped the child to pee the shit and play the little cock again, what's the big deal?

It's really not a big deal. No one in the village, including the parents of the little boys, felt that there was anything wrong with Li Tieniu's behavior. They even felt that she had helped them a lot.

What non-relative person has the patience to give your child and pee every day?

This year, Zhenjia Village built a rural road that leads directly to the city. If this road hadn't been built, it is very likely that our Li Tieniu would not have had an accident so far.

After the completion of the village road, the number of people entering the city in the village did not increase, because there were only roads and no buses, and they had to rely on their legs to enter the city; But there are more people out of the city, and the people in the city have small cars, and at the worst there are motorcycles.

In the past few years, the people in the city have been a little full and uncomfortable, and they have said that they want to return to nature at every turn.

If I have nothing to do, I posted a video on the Internet and pretended to be forced, saying that the world is very big and I want to see it; After receiving a salary of 2,000 yuan, he claimed that he was going to go on a trip.

The road from Zhenjia Village to Fenglin Town used to be inaccessible, and you can carry out a robber business wherever you pose; Now the road is repaired, but it is lively for no reason. At the turn of spring and summer, people come and go, and there is an endless stream.

The extra idlers along the way are said to be some travelers with feelings. Carrying a strangely shaped long camera and holding a variety of high-end mobile phones. He wears sunglasses, dyed his hair, and wears clothes and pants full of holes.

There are men and women, who chew gum while kissing each other in broad daylight. And the kiss object is not gender-specific, both male and female can have their mouths.

Of course, if you don't look closely, the peasants can't tell the gender of these people, the men wear earrings, walk and twist their waists; A woman shaves her head, has no breasts and no ass, and the money for buying a breast cover must be saved.

The only thing they don't know is whether they need to crouch down to pee.

It's a bit creepy to confuse the genders like this, no matter how you look at it.

In short, for rural people, this is tantamount to a group of alien visitors.

Gossip is not mentioned.

It happened one day at the turn of spring and summer this year. The weather is fine, the grass grows and the warbler flies.

At noon, when it was close to the end of school, Li Tieniu went to the big stone slab at the entrance of the village and sat down, waiting for the group of children who returned from school. Not waiting to feed and drink for them, but waiting to help them poop and pee.

After many years of doing the work she was used to, she couldn't do it, and she didn't see those bad boys pooping and peeing for a day, and she felt uncomfortable herself. Just like a person who has a running habit, if you don't take a shower for a day, you will definitely not be able to sleep.

The boys are back. didn't go home directly, and automatically and spontaneously stood beside Li Tieniu and shouted:

"Iron Bull Iron Bull, pee and pee."

The tone is so natural that even the subject is omitted. As usual, Li Tieniu ordered them to stand under the big tree, take off their pants together, and fertilize the weeds under the big tree.

At this time, several travelers came on the main road. Riding a motorcycle, I can't tell how old I am, anyway, it's colorful and weird. One person has a mobile phone, and he can shoot anything.

They happened to see Li Tieniu ordering the children to pee, and felt that this scene was really rare in the world, so they turned on the video and filmed it.

Li Tieniu saw that someone was visiting the sanitation work he presided over, and he also took pictures and videos, so he was a little fluttering, and first ordered the children:

"I'm not allowed to wear pants after sprinkling, I have to check carefully to see who has any residual juice."

So more than a dozen children stood in a row, their pants down to their knees, waiting for Li Tieniu to bounce over one by one. Li Tieniu gently flicked away the residual urine for the children, and at the same time made witty words:

"Stinky boy, why are your muscles exposed?"

"What are you warping? Do you know that you should keep a low profile? ”

The onlookers in the city next to them all laughed when they saw this scene. After laughing, recording, back to the city.

Those few people returned to the city, were bored at night, lay on the sofa with food and drink, and held their mobile phones to post Weibo and WeChat. After going back and forth, the scene of Li Tieniu helping the children urinate was posted on the Internet.

Netizens from all over the world were amazed when they saw this wonder. As a result, the number of photos and videos retweeted is particularly huge.

At first, everyone spread it as a humorous joke, and then it was boring people who got together and discussed it boringly. After a long discussion, the taste is quietly changing.

This year, there is a sport on the planet. The title of the movement, "Metoo" in foreign language, is translated into Chinese as "Mi Rabbit".

The content of the movement is to call on all female compatriots to stand up boldly and complain when and where they have been sexually assaulted by men.

The sport started in Hollywood, USA, and quickly spread to the Americas, Europe, and then to Asia, and inevitably to China.

Of course, there are many female compatriots in China who have come forward to tell the world when and where they have encountered perverts.

As a result, there are many men who have collapsed overnight. I wish I had never grown that trick. If you had cut it off earlier and practiced the Sunflower Book, how good would it be?

The discussion of the topic was also very lively. At the end of the discussion, most of the sanctimonious people agreed that on the street, especially in summer, when a man sees a female compatriot with little cloth on his body, he must first close his eyes and ask for instructions:

"Miss, madam, do you mind, I accidentally saw your bare thighs?"

After getting affirmation, you can open your eyes. Otherwise you are sinning.

In other words, just on the cusp of this storm, Li Tieniu helped the children to urinate a video circulating on the Internet. A smart and holy netizen was shocked when he saw this, and pointed out to the world:

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that in remote rural areas, the sexual abuse of children by female perverts is so openly rampant."

As soon as this statement came out, the whole network boiled. So he began to criticize and write, and then began to doxing.

Li Tieniu didn't know anything about it. A few months later, a police car came from the village and took her away.

The villagers learned that Li Tieniu was charged with child abuse. A month later, she was released again, because the police asked back and forth, and her answers were always rhetorical questions:

"What is sexual assault?"

Then with an innocent face:

"I helped someone return the wrong pee?"

I don't know what's going on, after Li Tieniu came back this time, his physical condition plummeted, and finally he couldn't take care of himself. So she went to the township to run a nursing home.

But she didn't stay long in the nursing home before she was sent back to the village. It is said that she always likes to order the old men to stand in a row and pee under the big trees. If people disobey slightly, they will be scolded and beaten at worst.

The last time the author saw her was in an insane asylum. Except that he is older than his actual age, he looks no different from ordinary people. According to the management:

"There's nothing wrong with her, she just flicks her fingers at other people's crotches. It is always said that people's urine is not clean. ”