Tang Shan did offend the big guys.

However, although Yang Shuai's father has status and status, he is very different from what the tenant said. Yang Shuai's father's name is Yang Wei, and he is the richest man in Fenglin Town, not a big official.

However, as we all know, the rich are not ordinary people, and they can drown a large group of fart people with their spit.

So, no matter what, Tang Shan is in trouble.

Yang Wei was originally a rural person, born in the countryside of Fenglin Town in the early 70s of the last century, and was admitted to university in the early 90s with hard work and intelligence, thus changing his fate.

At that time, college students were still known as the pride of the sky, unlike now, when you catch a random person on the street and ask, you are a college student, who not only memorizes the "Three Character Classic", but also can open and close your mouth to analyze the advantages of the euro and the dollar. Except for no money and no opposite sex, there is nothing missing.

After graduating from university, Yang Wei returned to Fenglin Town and was assigned to work in a small government unit, which was the starting point of his life.

Yang Wei first found out that he had a problem with his name when he was in college. To be precise, it was in his sophomore year, and the reason was that he had a girlfriend.

For a while, he and his girlfriend were almost inseparable, together in class and at dinner. When it was time for class or mealtime, his girlfriend would shout at the window outside the dormitory.

There is no problem with the shape of the word "Yang Wei". The problem is in the pronunciation. Especially when read aloud by a girl, it is easy to think of a certain hidden function of a man.

It should be said that when Yang Wei was born in the early 70s, his father gave him this name, and there was no pronunciation trouble.

In addition to the difference in pronunciation in the remote countryside, it is probably because people were not very enthusiastic about the hidden topics between men and women at that time, at least not as unscrupulous as they are now, and the associations were certainly not so rich.

Unfortunately, when Yang Wei was in his second year of university, it was already the early 90s, and the people of the whole country began to run towards a well-off life, and the commodity economy gradually penetrated into all corners of society.

One of the characteristics of the commodity economy is that the streets and alleys are filled with advertisements of all kinds.

There's one type of ad that isn't very conspicuous, but surely everyone has seen it, on a telephone pole, on a dark corner of the street, or on the wall of a public restroom. The content is the same, so big that it includes the following words:

Impotence, discharge, lifting but not firm, firm and short.

Objectively speaking, this is not a kind of erotic sex, but a kind of medical advertisement. Some are legal postings, while others are illegal and indiscriminate.

Most of the advertisements are not up to standard, at most it is a crime that affects the city's appearance, but this kind of advertisement, no matter how private it is, it still makes people feel shocking to read.

The hint from these ads is that half of the adults in the world have problems!

Later, Brother Biao, who dominated one side in Fenglin Town, often held a wine glass or teacup after inspecting his territory, and sighed meaningfully to his younger brother:

"Walking on the street makes people feel that as a man, life is becoming less and less confident."

This is said quite vaguely, but no matter how stupid his little brother is, he understands it, which can not only cause a burst of laughter, but also trigger a round of heated discussion. This shows that as long as the lower body is involved, people's IQ and imagination are much higher than usual.

The root of Yang Wei's name trouble lies in the fact that the men's advertisements on the streets and alleys have triggered people's endless imagination.

Yang Wei had a girlfriend in his second year of college, and there was no big problem, except for the envy and jealousy of a few roommates or classmates, it did not cause more malice.

His girlfriend often calls him outside the dormitory window, but it's not much of a problem. Besides, the girl was good-looking and had a bumpy figure, and the boys liked to look at her a few more times. Once she opened her voice like a silver bell, she shouted:

"Yang Wei, Yang Wei, did Yang Wei hear it?"

Almost the entire building boy poked his head out of the window and looked at her from top to bottom.

Sometimes Yang Wei really didn't hear it, and more often he pretended not to hear it, deliberately asking his girlfriend to call a few more words. A beautiful girl is anxiously calling her name outside the window, how much satisfaction can be obtained from vanity.

As for the girl, she is actually willing to stand outside the window for a while. Because as long as she opens her mouth, the eyes of the boys in the whole building are all on her, is there a better opportunity to show her beauty than this?

Making every boy drool over himself is probably the greatest joy in every woman's life.

Well, all this was okay at first. It can even be said that this is a very warm and touching picture: a beautiful girl falls in love with a handsome boy, and the whole building is watching.

The problem was a weekend a few months later. That day, the girl came to Yang Wei's window as usual, opened her voice like a silver bell, and shouted again:

"Yang Wei, Yang Wei."

If there is no accident, the boys in the whole building will poke their heads out again, talking and laughing, and pointing.

The girl was probably waiting for this familiar moment too, because she was wearing a bright dress that day.

A girl's beautiful clothes are sometimes more important than her actual appearance, if she wears them carefully but is not seen, evaluated, or even envied, she will definitely be depressed for more than three days.

The regret of brocade night walking is actually more appropriate to describe a woman's mentality.

Unfortunately, something happened on this day. Not a single boy in the entire building poked his head out to look at her.

It's not that her dress isn't pretty, it's that she came too early, and everyone is still under the covers.

It's the middle of winter, it's a weekend, and you try to put on your show at seven o'clock in the morning, how can the audience buy it?

The 7 o'clock morning quilt on winter weekends is the most nostalgic place for all college boys. It even exceeds the yearning for girls.

If it was just that no one was looking through the window, it would have been a minor accident for that girl.

In that way, at best, it is a bit of a disappointment on the spot, and it won't be long before you can adjust yourself, clothes, at least wear them all day, no one will see it too early now, and in a few hours, walk a few more times on the main road, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to attract the attention of more boys?

The bad thing is that the surrounding environment is too quiet, and the girl tears up her voice and shouts, which is particularly harsh, which wakes up the sweet dreams of most people.

But there is a villain, who may have suffered from what people often call "waking up angry", opened his eyes and immediately became angry, without wearing any clothes, rushed to the window with his upper body naked, and yelled outside:

"Yang Yi early in the morning, then you should go to the doctor, if this cat is like spring, you can cure him?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole building burst into laughter. Everyone woke up, but they didn't get out of the bed.

After this incident, the girl was not completely discouraged, and would still go to the window of the building and call her boyfriend Yang Wei. It's just that the reaction of the boys in the building has changed, no longer appreciating or envious, but entertaining and amusing the boring people.

Every time she opened her voice and shouted, "Yang Wei, Yang Wei." ”

There was a bad guy who immediately interfaced: "Early * diarrhea, early * diarrhea." ”

Then there was another burst of laughter. After laughing, there is another, worse badass to point out the maze:

"Turn right at the school gate, and the third telephone pole is plastered with an advertisement for curing this problem, and the phone number and contact person are all complete. Don't call it spring here, there is no one studying medicine in the whole building, it is in vain. ”

Every time the villain interjects is not the same person, but comes in a good turn, which is a bit of a relay race.

According to Yang Wei's own observations, almost every boy in the entire building participated in this boring game.

Yang Wei was angry about this for more than half a year, and finally sadly found out that he had been ravaged for so long, but he couldn't even find a specific person responsible.

He can only lament alone in no one's place, his name is too relevant to the times.

Half a year later, the girl stopped coming to the window to call her lover. Probably she couldn't stand this kind of vicious and obscene entertainment.

A year later, Yang Wei broke up with the girl. It's not clear if it's because of the name or if there's something else.

Later, Yang Wei was very sensitive to the pronunciation of his name, and on some occasions when he had to introduce himself, he intentionally or unintentionally separated the two words to emphasize:

"The surname of the contemptible person is Yang, the Yang of the poplar tree, a single name and a weft word, the weft of the heavens and the earth."

It's too serious and makes people feel a little pedantic. In this way, others neither laughed at him nor liked to deal with him, and always thought that they had met an inappropriate fool.

Yang Wei also thought about changing a very masculine and tough name for a while. But the procedure is too cumbersome, the key is that the household registration book and ID card have been changed, but the file documents cannot be changed at all for a while.

In the future, when you are looking for a job and being promoted, even if you write a resume, you have to spend a long time explaining it. You must know that it was the nineties, and without personnel files, it was difficult to move an inch; It's not like now, where an ID card goes all over the world.

When Yang Wei first participated in the work meeting, because he was young, he was called "Xiao Yang" by his colleagues, which didn't sound like much of a problem.

But there are a few big sisters in the unit, who like to instruct a few newcomers to do some errands, and always call them by their names. Like what:

"That, Yang Wei, help me get the documents."

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart. Other colleagues couldn't help but smile, especially female colleagues, who were also shy, as if they had personally verified the other meaning of the pronunciation of the name.

Running errands and pouring a glass of water for a document is not a big deal, but calling him by his name makes Yang Wei quite aggrieved.

Sometimes he was really annoyed, so he deliberately kept silent, but the eldest sister was even more annoyed than him when she saw that he was a newcomer and was still playing music, and pointed at him unrelentingly:

"Speaking of you, aren't you Yang Wei?"

Yang Wei stood up and went to get the documents, and scolded in his heart: Your husband is impotent, and your whole family is impotent.

A few years later, in response to the call of the state, the government agencies laid off employees and restructured. Up and down a piece of boiling.

Yang Wei has been working more aggrieved because of the pronunciation of his name, and he is not on the layoff list, but he automatically and spontaneously received some severance pay and went to the sea to do business.

A few years later, Yang Wei became a well-known wealthy man. At this time, he often recalled the past, but was full of gratitude for the original grievances, and said to the people around him:

"Fortunately, I was not happy at that time, otherwise how could I be today?"

Tracing back to the roots, the trouble of the name has become the original motivation for him to take the first step.