Chapter Sixty-Eight: The Song of Dick Silk
"One only knows how to eat, the other only knows women, and two dicks." Boss Cao also pounced, hugged Qu Yong and leaned into his ear and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "How is your body?" ”
Qu Yong patted Boss Cao's back and said that it was all right, "Here in school, I have been away for so many days?" ”
"It's fine."
Hearing Boss Cao say that it was okay, Qu Yong's heart finally let go.
"Brother Xiao Yong!" Bumblebee hugged him for a while, jumped two steps away, pulled his big pants, and said, "Let's see if you have made a qualitative leap in IQ when you go to Xinjiang, please listen to the question?" ”
"Stop playing." Qu Yong waved his hand and said, "I don't understand your strange words, by the way, what happened to the girl you helped me find?" ”
"." Bumblebee suddenly looked like a deflated ball, and said: "My experience is a lot of water, and now it's also a twelve-level big water, but that girl, I didn't find it, the scope is too vague." ”
"Really?" Qu Yong took out the painting from his backpack and said, "I have a painting here, take a look, is there a match?" ”
"Painting? I'll go, this background, it's simply a goddess, the terminator of dicks. Bumblebee has been wandering in the big D bar every day recently, and he has opened and closed his mouth like a dick, and he has gone far on this road, he carefully opened the painting, hung it on the white wall in front of him, and looked left and right with his chin in his hand.
Seeing that he was looking so intently, Qu Yong asked, "How is it?" Is there anything right? ”
Bumblebee sighed heavily and said, "Looking at the goddess of this rating, she is simply a nine-point girl, I can't help but want to chant a good wet song." ”
"Stop making a fuss." Qu Yong pushed him, pointed to the birthmark of the woman on the portrait, and said, "If you look closely, have you ever seen this kind of birthmark?" ”
"Nope." Bumblebee was very simple this time, and said: "This birthmark is very unique, the six-petal plum blossom is halfway through, there is a taste of desire to welcome and be ashamed, if I have seen it once, I will definitely have an impression." ”
"Okay then." Qu Yong helplessly wanted to put away the portrait, "Slow! I couldn't hold it back. Bumblebee stopped Qu Yong.
"If you can't hold back, go to the bathroom?"
"No, I'm a poet, I must sing!" Bumblebee begged, "Just let me groan once." ”
Qu Yong said: "Oh. ”
"Thank you." Bumblebee jumped on the stool at once, looked for a book rolled into a microphone, and said affectionately: "The following is "To the Goddess". ”
I asked
Have you eaten/
You said/
Well/
I smiled and said/
Every time it's um/
You said
Hehe/
I pretended to be angry and said/
Don't hehe/
You said/
I took a shower and went/
See your avatar greyed out/
I think/
You must be shy/"
"What kind of poem is this?" When Bumblebee groaned to the third sentence, everyone walked away, and the fat man and Boss Cao greeted the black and played war3, and recently after Boss Cao came back from Hainan, he didn't touch CS anymore for some reason, but he was playing Blizzard's competitive game war3 every day.
"By the way, boss?" Qu Yong remembered Uncle Cheng's honeysuckle, and he asked Boss Cao, "Do you accept honeysuckle?" ”
"Honeysuckle?" Boss Cao said without hesitation: "That thing is too cheap, and it is a traditional Chinese medicine, so our family doesn't make it." ”
"Oh." Qu Yong also thought of this result, and he said, "Then I'll see for myself." ”
"What's wrong? Do you have honeysuckle to sell? ”
"yes." Qu Yong told Uncle Cheng's family about it, and finally said: "Anyway, there is still time, it will take a while for Uncle Cheng's honeysuckle to be dried." ”
Boss Cao let out an "oh", and suddenly said, "Brother Xiaoyong, go to the rooftop to blow the wind?" ”
Qu Yong knew that "blowing the wind on the rooftop" meant that he had something to say to himself alone, so he nodded and said, "Okay." ”
After Bumblebee saw them go out, he said to the fat man with a suspicious face: "You say, are these two people engaged in the foundation, always going to the rooftop to blow the wind?" ”
The wind in late autumn is no longer hot, and time flies quickly, whether it is slow or not, it turns out that more than half of this semester has passed.
"Time flies!" Boss Cao walked to the rooftop, facing the tall buildings in the distance, raising his arms and shouting.
"yes."
Boss Cao said: "Brother Xiaoyong, is your illness completely cured?" What the hell is going on? ”
"It's completely good." Qu Yong didn't tell anyone about the old ways, he prevaricated: "I went back to see the old man, he enlightened me, and I was considered a blessing in disguise, but I broke through." ”
Boss Cao was not surprised by this result, he continued to talk about himself, and said: "Brother Xiaoyong, the fourth girl called me five times during this time, and each time she asked you very covertly, and when she heard the news of your absence, she seemed to be quite lost. ”
"Oh." For the four girls, Qu Yong can't tell what his feelings are now, he still hopes that he can stay away from this changeable woman, but he retains a nostalgia in his heart, not to mention that now the old Taoist wants to find out about the Dragon and Tiger Society, without the help of the four girls, Qu Yong can't find any information at all.
"You ......" Boss Cao let out a long sigh, took out a cigarette, and buried himself in the smoke.
"Ahem..."Qu Yong choked on second-hand smoke and said, "What about Xue Yingying?" How is she? ”
Boss Cao said: "What else? Sentenced to 20 years, she is in the Fengling Women's Prison in Quzhou. ”
Qu Yong muttered, "I didn't rush to see her in court. ”
"She probably doesn't want to see you at all, at least not when she's at her worst." Boss Cao also said quietly: "It's better not to see each other." ”
Qu Yong looked at this familiar and unfamiliar rooftop, his heart was also throbbing inexplicably, and the various scenes of that day appeared in front of him, as if it was yesterday, "She... I don't know how it's going to be in there? ”
"Let's visit in two days."
"That's what I thought too."
"Don't talk about that." Boss Cao patted Qu Yong's shoulder vigorously and said, "What are your plans next?" ”
"What's going on?" Qu Yong said confusedly: "Go back to the old days, study." ”
"Do you think it's possible?" Boss Cao felt a little bitter on the tip of his tongue, "bah", and said: "After so many things, are you willing to be ordinary again?" ”
"What's so much going on?" Qu Yong smiled and said, "I'm not like before, how can I live?" ”
"Really?" Boss Cao suddenly smiled weirdly and said, "I forgot to tell you, there is a person you would never have imagined is also here." ”
"Who?"
"You should be able to see you tomorrow." Boss Cao smiled ambiguously at Qu Yong, who was full of questions.
"So mysterious?"
"Hehe..."Boss Cao touched his stomach and said, "I'm hungry, go down and get something to eat." ”
"I'll bring it to you, I'm going out to eat anyway."
When Qu Yong came back with three portions of two meat and two vegetarian dishes, the three people in the bedroom were shouting and playing war3, the map was Gollwood, which was a very old map of 6 people, when Qu Yong came back, they just pushed down the place in a wave of team battles, and the fat man threw the mouse and pounced on his favorite chicken leg.
Bumblebee and Boss Cao also hurriedly rushed over with a green light in their eyes, "Brother Xiaoyong, these days when you haven't been here, you eat takeout every day, it's like you're going to die?" ”
"Takeout is only delivered downstairs?" Qu Yong asked, "Aren't you all going downstairs?" ”
"You don't understand that, do you?" Bumblebee held the white box and said: "We use the Three Kingdoms to kill the cards, whoever has a small card will go down to get takeout." ”
"You're too lazy."
"Holy, there's a problem here." The fat man was gnawing on the chicken leg while browsing the school's forum, but he didn't expect a god to post and ask: "My girlfriend takes off her makeup every night, and when I wake up in the morning, I can't recognize her, she's not my girlfriend at all?" ”
Someone below replied: "The current cosmetics are terrible, and removing makeup is no different from Zhou Xun's peeling." ”
Someone replied: "I'll wipe it, you should be happy, you can sleep with someone else's girlfriend, if I would have been secretly happy." ”
Below is a series of "Upstairs Great God." ”
The fat man couldn't help but be lonely and shouted, "Sao Nian, what are we going back to?" ”
Boss Cao said coldly: "What's the matter with some makeup on your face, you told him to see it clearly, can you be sure that it's a woman's girlfriend?" ”
"I'll go, boss, you're so wicked, I like it." The fat man quickly replied with a short typing keyboard, and then clicked on a post: "All kinds of gods, I love my girlfriend very much, she has advantages, but she also has shortcomings that make me unbearable, is there any way to make her only have advantages and no disadvantages?" ”
The following reply: "What disadvantages? Could it be that the top two are shortcomings and the bottom one is a bump? ”
Then they nodded below: "Since ancient times, there have been gods on the second floor." ”
Qu Yong couldn't help but say: "People all have shortcomings and advantages, just like there will be no paper with only positive and negative sides in this world." ”
"Okay, that's it." The fat man replied to Qu Yong's words.
"Ding Dong...", and soon another reply appeared under the post, and there was only one photo, which was Quzhou's "People's Daily" that day
"I'll go, kneel." The fat man admired it on the spot, and at this time, another post popped up, and it was very popular, and in just a few minutes, there were already dozens of replies.
"Capture alive a nine-point goddess of Quzhou Medical College!" The fat man wiped his saliva, clicked on the title, and sure enough, she was a big beauty, wearing a white dress and a black dress, which made people look like she had returned to the Republic of China period, the most important thing is that her two eyes like black glass, with a hint of seductive smile, even if it is a photo, she looks at the dick men in front of the computer as if she can talk.
"Goddess!"
"Is that her?"
The fat man and Qu Yong shouted at the same time, "Brother Xiao Yong, do you know?" How unconscionable is this? ”
Qu Yong glanced at Boss Cao, it turned out that the person he said was absolutely unexpected, how could she come to Quzhou?
"I've seen it."