Chapter 32: The joke is getting bigger
The clouds are too guarded under his command, the military marquis?
According to the establishment of the army of the Han Empire, the rank of the military marquis is 600 stones, which is equivalent to a county lieutenant, and he is almost the number one in the police department, which sounds very bluffing, but in fact...... It's really quite bluffing, in charge of requisition, distribution, transportation, etc., the position is not high, but the power is very heavy.
Moreover, Sima Qian's military marquis is almost equivalent to being parachuted into the air......
Of course, these are the minutiae that don't matter.
For Yang Chuan, the important thing is that the red-faced man in front of him turned out to be Sima Qian? No way? According to historical records, this product should have been born in 145 BC, only four or five years older than himself!
Look at this black-faced, hairy-haired man, at least a middle-aged uncle in his thirties.
Moreover, the famous Sima Zichang should not have a face like a crown of jade, a slender body, a little thin, and a polite manner...... Yes?
Thinking of this, Yang Chuan couldn't help but take a few more looks.
Of particular concern, of course, Sima Qian's beard, Adam's apple, and crotch were secretly relieved: 'Okay, things are still ......'
Sima Qian was stared at by Yang Chuan a little uncomfortable, and he always felt that this skinny monkey-like stinky boy was a little ill-intentioned?
He stared at Yang Chuan, the anger in his eyes was very obvious, and with a slight squeeze of his two fists, a burst of bean-like 'crackling' was terrifying, and he asked in a deep voice: "You, what else do you say?" ”
"My lord, is it really Sima Qian?" Yang Chuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said neerly.
The red-faced man in front of him was more than eight feet tall, muscular, holding a very wide official robe high and bulging, and his two fists were bigger than sandbags......
Forget it, for this kind of person, it's better not to provoke as much as possible.
"A certain family is Sima Qian."
"Uh, Nami is wet."
"Boy, you just asked a certain family, do you have something to say?"
Sima Qian opened a big hand, covered Yang Chuan's head with five thick and long fingers, and tried to pinch it, as if he was gesturing, to see if he could pinch it out?
Yang Chuan suddenly laughed.
Like Zhang Qian's old yin π, in his heart, Sima Qian's 'bright and bright' image also began to have some kind of subtle cracks, and he suddenly fell from the top of the clouds to the world.
The living Sima Qian is much rougher than in the history books, but it is also much more vivid.
Sima ...... Ahem, Lord Junhou, do you know who is the one who is lying on the ground and kneeling down to worship your lord? Yang Chuan asked quietly.
"Who?" Sima Qian was stunned.
He turned his head to look at Zhang Qian's Hun wife, with a suspicious look on his face.
"This is Lord Zhang Qian's wife...... Uh, that's right, it's Lord Zhang Qian's wife when he was in the Huns, that's the flesh and blood of Lord Zhang Qian and his wife, who does Lord Junhou think is? ”
Yang Chuan walked over, respectfully helped the woman up, bowed down and said, "Madam, you have suffered!" ”
The Hun woman trembled, her eyes were timid, and she did not dare to look up at anyone.
Sima Qian was stunned.
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva inexplicably, feeling a little dry and bitter in his throat.
After Zhang Qian returned to the Han Dynasty last year, he brought back a large number of sheep fat jade, spices, crop seeds, and tributes from foreign countries from the Western Regions, and presented a scroll of the scenery of the Western Regions.
It is said that this map includes the population, acres of land, and military deployment, etc., and is all-encompassing.
For this reason, His Majesty the Emperor Longyan was happy, rewarded countless times, and made an exception to be named the 'Taizhong Doctor' from the fourth grade, gave a thousand tilts of good land, and often summoned into the Weiyang Palace, talked all night, and was very kind.
Now, Zhang Qian is in the camp of the general Wei Qing, who is second only to the general, with a rank ratio of 2,000 stones, who can't see it with a discerning eye, this is clearly His Majesty the Emperor to create an opportunity for Zhang Qian to let him fight for another military feat?
His father, Sima Tan, once asserted that Zhang Qian's future is limitless.
In other words, the boss of Sima Qian's current boss is the military master under Zhang Qian.
The joke is too big.
The wife of the captain was put in a cage by a small military marquis, starved for three days and three nights, and calmly accepted the bowing of others?
Even if this lady is a Huns!
Sima Qian took a deep look at Yang Chuan, but only left the sentence "Send Mrs. to the museum to rest", turned around and left.
Yang Chuan watched coldly and said nothing.
It is not Sima Qian's fault that any official or general of the Han Empire has a similar attitude towards the enslaved people, unless his master has a very high status.
For example, Liu Che's servants should be treated slowly.
The reason why he is like this is actually that he can't be angry with Zhang Qian's ingratitude, helping him to promote the reputation of the 'Hun wife', making him uncomfortable at the same time, but also making a little space for himself.
During these days, Yang Chuan roughly thought about one thing clearly, the reason why Zhang Qian took him and Tangyi's father away at the beginning may be due to the 'map of the Western Regions'.
In addition, the dozens of priceless Khotanese jade should also be one of the inducements.
From this point of view, Zhang Qian is quite kind, and he did not kill him, a nobody......
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When they came to a simple house, Yang Chuan and Tangyi's father settled everyone down, and immediately went into the kitchen to boil a large pot of boiling water, and let everyone drink a bowl of light salt water, and then began to make a fire to cook.
Several people fainted from hunger, and if they didn't get some food, they would really die.
Sima Qian's guy is really ruthless, throwing more than a dozen big living people into the cage and ignoring them, the water and rice don't touch their teeth, and they are not afraid of causing trouble?
It seems that I have to find a chance to get him once in the future, so that I can breathe a bad breath!
Although there are only a few chickens, ducks and mutton, and the grain is only grain, barley, and wheat, the vegetables such as green onions, ginger, garlic, leeks, sunflowers, and songs are very fresh.
Kwai is celery, Song is cabbage, these two vegetables were Yang Chuan's favorites, so, in the process of washing vegetables, he couldn't help but chew a few raw, only to feel that his mouth was full of fragrance and delicious.
Yang Chuan and Tangyi's father were busy in the kitchen, but the husband in charge of the museum panicked.
As long as they can be sent to the museum for food and lodging, they are generally official families or official family dependents, don't look at these people in tatters, don't you see that they were personally escorted by the two teams of guards?
He shouted at the cook who was in charge of cooking, stood at the door of the kitchen, and arched his hand: "Buy the food in the restaurant, our own chef is in charge, and please go back to the room to rest, and when the meal is ready, I will send it over." ”
Yang Chuan arched his hand and smiled: "My wife is not well, and she only likes to eat the food cooked by the boy." ”
It's clear, this is the home of the eunuchs, and they don't look down on the skills of the kitchen in the museum......
The husband was speechless, so he had to sneer and say, "Then there are two Lao." ”
The middle-aged man turned around and left the kitchen door, feeling a little depressed, kicked his own cook hard, and reprimanded: "Look, how bad your food is, other people's servants have gone into the kitchen to take care of it!" ”
The cook was not convinced, and muttered with a stiff neck: "Hmph, if you dislike my food, just see if they can make a flower!" ”
The husband was about to raise his foot to kick again, but he caught a glimpse of an official walking in outside the gate of the museum, but it was the newly promoted military lord Sima Qian, who couldn't help but retract his big foot and hurriedly greeted him.
"The Marquis has saluted."
"What about people?"
"People...... Well, the officials and their dependents were resting in the room, and the two servants were in the kitchen cooking for themselves. ”
"Cook your own meals?"
The person who came was Sima Qian, he returned to the barracks and thought about it, he always felt a little uneasy, and wanted to ignore it, but he felt that he could feel a little relieved if he came to take a look.
After all, putting the captain's wife in a cage, ignoring it for three days and nights, and being bowed down by someone else, is a little unreasonable, reasonable, and law-based.
It's all that thief!
Thinking that it is inevitable to meet Zhang Qian in the future, if that person has a grudge, he will naturally inevitably sneer at him, thus losing his own face, which is very annoying.
Thinking of Yang Chuan's harmless face again, Sima Qian's heart was a little angry, and he couldn't help but reprimand: "Is that thief cooking?" ”
The husband nodded hurriedly and said, "It's that little one!" ”
"Hmph, the museum has its own rules, how can he be allowed to come and go in the kitchen at will?"
Sima Qian snorted coldly, strode towards the kitchen, and said casually: "A certain family wants to see what delicious meals a beggar can make!" ”