Just when Princess Pingyang was angry and lost her temper, Cao Xiang came back from outside, saw the slurry water surface, bitter bitter vegetables, alfalfa vegetables and fried lamb tripe on the table, cheered, and began to eat as soon as she sat down.

While eating, he was still humming, and a small bowl of slender noodles "slipped" a few times, and it all went into his stomach.

Then, most of the bowl of clear and bright syrup soup was also dried up by him in one go, and he hiccuped very loudly.

After drying a bowl of slurry water, he shook off his cheeks, chewed a few cold vegetables in a big gulp, and then pulled off half of the plate and stir-fried lamb tripe, and then said vaguely: "Mother, why don't you move the chopsticks?" Hurry up and eat, Yang Chuan is very stingy, this real delicacy has always been eaten by himself......"

Princess Pingyang was silent.

Cao Xiang's perverted requirements for food, how can she, who is a mother, not know?

Poor people, I don't know how much I have suffered and what sins I have suffered recently, and I am even willing to eat this kind of people's food......

Princess Pingyang had a cold face, pinched a pair of chopsticks, picked a few bitter herbs casually, opened her lips very elegantly, and stuffed them in disgust.

It's a little bitter, sour, and has a taste of sesame oil and green salt... Seems kind of interesting?

Pingyang's eyes lit up when he tasted it, and he took another chopstick.

So, in just seven or eight breaths, four plates of cold wild vegetables were swept away: "Yang Chuan, what about the slurry water surface for the main palace?" ”

Yang Chuan sneered, pointed at Cao Xiang and said, "I originally cooked a bowl of noodles, but Pingyang Hou rushed to eat it." ”

"Cook another bowl and taste it at Hongu." Princess Pingyang said seriously: "The weather has been hot and dry these days, and the palace has no appetite, so I ate two bites of dim sum in the morning, and I am really a little hungry at this time." ”

Yang Chuan arched his hand, turned around and went downstairs to the kitchen to cook noodles.

On the roof of the wooden building, Cao Xiang picked up the pot of cold vegetables and wanted to drink the juice of the syrup with oil splashes, but his mother knocked a chopstick on his head: "Look at your appearance, it's too embarrassing, right?"

Go, let Yang Chuan mix a few more plates and send them up......"

……

As the saying goes, the mouth of eating people is soft, and the hands of people are soft.

But in a 'creature' like the eldest princess of the Great Han, it doesn't seem to have any effect.

After smacking three bowls of slurry water in one go, eating five or six plates of cold bitter vegetables, small celery and alfalfa, and then eating half a plate of fried lamb tripe, Princess Pingyang scolded without changing her face: "Yang Chuan, I will eat slurry water tomorrow, do you know?" ”

Yang Chuan hurriedly said: "Okay, continue to slurry tomorrow." ”

After eating an unexpected meal, Pingyang's mood finally gradually improved, she asked people to lay a layer of exquisite wool carpet on the rooftop, bring pillows and other things, very lazy recline, gossip with Cao Xiang and Yang Chuan.

"Yang Chuan, you are from a humble background, you are still young, you can't be sharp, smart and precocious in everything, have you written it down?"

"Also, your relationship with Cao Xiang and Huo Quzhi can't be too close on the surface, and when you have business dealings, you must deliberately show a certain degree of disagreement and dispute, otherwise, the friendship of friends will become the weakness of others to control the three of you."

"When Cao Xiang's body and bones are well raised, when necessary, you pick a good day and beat him up in Chang'an City, which is good for both of you."

"Yang Chuan, my aunt's eldest princess Tao is still not giving up, let her fan named Dong Yan find a way, and still want to catch you to go to Changmen Garden, in the recent days, you must not leave the village too far."

"In this world, except for the words of Bengong and my brother Liu Che, you don't believe anyone's assurances and promises......

……

Princess Pingyang said a lot of things, and put forward more than a dozen suggestions to Yang Chuan, each of which was very important.

Yang Chuan kept them in mind one by one, and sighed in his heart: "It seems that no matter what era it is, the more apex predators are, the more they have their own set of survival rules. ’

This is the characteristic of the Han Empire, and no one can change it.

Then you can only try to 'walk on thin ice and tremble', and avoid some unnecessary troubles, which is naturally the best, even if you encounter something, you can't panic, you have to come up with a proper solution as soon as possible......

"The kid has always wondered, why did that eldest princess attack such a small person as me?" After hesitating again and again, Yang Chuan finally asked the doubts in his heart, "After the kid came to Chang'an, he was cautious and careful in everything, and he never provoked anyone." ”

Princess Pingyang said casually: "The drunkard doesn't mean to drink, my aunt and Chen Ajiao's two sluts, what they want to deal with are actually Wei Zifu and Wei Qing, as long as the people related to them, no matter the big or small people, they both regard them as enemies of life and death, and they always have to find a way to harm them."

For example, when I married Wei Qing, they tried to make me stumble.

Because the palace never eats outside things and does not accept anyone's gifts, they find a way to poison Cao Xiang, they are really two sluts.

Old slut, little slut!

As for you kid, it's not because you're too sharp, you shined in the battle of Shimen Barrier at a young age, which made the emperor praise you. ”

Referring to Princess Guantao and Chen Ajiao's mother and daughter, Princess Pingyang once again lost the demeanor of a princess of the Han Dynasty, gritted her teeth and cursed, and the corners of her mouth began to have white spittle.

Yang Chuan was speechless when he heard it, and he couldn't speak for a while.

It's as simple and brutal as that?

But if you think about it carefully, it seems that his performance as a little cook is really a little too demonic, starting from the encounter with Zhang Qian in the Western Regions, and then to the later trip to Mobei, the battle of Shimen Barrier......

He suddenly figured out why Zhang Qian and Cui Jiu had always been worried about himself, and tried to explore the table, which almost made him can't help but flip the table several times.

It seems that this person really can't be too good.

Especially for a person like him from a humble background, once he shows his grandeur, there will be all kinds of big people who will begin to pay attention to you, doubt you, and test you.

Why, it's too hard for this person to live in the world, right?

"Excuse me, princess, how do you think the kid should deal with himself in the future?" Yang Chuan's rules and regulations are polite, and he asks for advice.

"Be greedy for money, lustful, make a little mistake from time to time, let people pinch it, and you will be safe." Princess Pingyang smiled, "Also, you have to learn to fight cocks and lackeys, and when necessary, learn to learn from Huo to get sick, and just beat up those Chang'an gentlemen." ”

Yang Chuan thought about it sideways and sighed: "I'm like a thin monkey, I can't beat other people's ......"

Prince Pingyang laughed, waved his hand heroically, and said, "Then from tomorrow, this palace will personally practice your martial arts!" ”