Chapter 668: Niangniang's earnest teaching
"Little fox, are you ready?"
The Queen Mother of the West was dressed in a light cloud plain dress, the lower half of the body was wearing a long skirt of blue butterfly color, and she returned to the main hall of the Hidden Divine Palace with cloth shoes of the same color as the long skirt, lying on the armrest of the throne with a smile on her face, looking at Su Yan, who was bowing her head, as if she was pondering something, and asked.
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Seeing the Queen Mother of the West coming back, Su Yan showed a slight embarrassment on her cheeks, and said: "There is no preparation on the clothes, it's just that I feel that I am not ready in my heart now." ”
"After all. Niangniang has also watched the photo and knows what the so-called dance is all about, so that I can stage such a show in front of Niangniang, no matter what angle and identity there is a suspicion of blasphemy. ”
"The little fox has to act according to his conscience!"
After hearing this, the Queen Mother of the West suddenly wrinkled her brows, turned over and sat on the throne with Erlang's legs crossed, raised her hand to put Su Yan's head, looked ahead and said, "At first, when I was in the house of Candle Yin, I also blasphemed. ”
"It's different, the difference is too big, when I was in the house of the predecessor of Candle Yin, I wanted to plot against it in my heart, and all I wanted in my mind was to run away with one vote, and I naturally didn't need to think about virtue and integrity when doing things." Su Yan lay on his side on the throne, looked at Niangniang with a helpless face and said:
"The candle yin seniors are also seniors no matter how they shine, and the mother is also an elder no matter what she says, let me do blasphemy to you. There are really some strong foxes who are struggling. ”
Su Yan has no choreography foundation, so it is naturally impossible to choreograph a beautiful dance, and the dance he performed at Candleyin's house was showing off the beauty of the nine-tailed fox throughout the whole process.
Su Yan naturally didn't care in Candleyin's house, after all, Su Yan didn't know that Candleyin had a very good relationship with Niangniang and Ying Long
If Su Yan is given another chance, he must definitely tie his belt firmly, and the person concerned, Su, is now full of remorse and tears.
"Huh?"
The Queen Mother of the West looked sideways at the little fox, and said with a slight groan on her cheeks: "What you said is somewhat reasonable, but Niangniang feels that you little fox has no conscience, and it is crooked!" ”
The Queen Mother of the West said, took the little fox lying on her back and exposed her belly, and flew towards the top of the hall, Su Yan's figure also manifested herself in the process of being a heartthrob-like young man, and fell to the ground.
"Mother, beware-"
The Queen Mother of the West rotated slightly in mid-air, her body fell straight towards the main hall, and even when her head was about to hit the stone slab, Su Yan subconsciously stretched out her hand, hugged the waist of the Queen Mother of the West, and fell to the ground in a half-squatting posture, so that the Queen Mother of the West sat elegantly on her stable legs like a balance board, and gently supported the waist of the Queen Mother of the West on the inside of her arm.
"Is that an act of trespassing?"
The Queen Mother of the West, who was sitting on Su Yan's lap, naturally put her arm on Su Yan's shoulder, and looked sideways at Su Yan.
Su Yan thought for a while, shook his head and said: "Although in terms of Niangniang's strength, even if she falls from the outside of the sky, it is impossible to be injured inside, but we exist to ensure that Niangniang travels in the most elegant posture, and when she sees Niangniang may show an indecent posture, she must take action." ”
It may not be appropriate to use the Queen Mother of the West as a metaphor, but what happened at this moment is as if the boss of Tangkou was about to travel, came to the lively market, and was about to go to the teahouse to eat the overlord meal, but he tripped on the inner threshold and fell to the ground unsteadily.
If the little brother next to him can hold on, he will naturally hold the big guy who wants to fall, so that not only can he eat the overlord meal in the teahouse, but he can also rob his boss on the grounds that the threshold is too high and he almost trips his boss.
If they didn't hold the boss of the hall, let alone start to rob from the beginning, it would be difficult to say whether their group would have the face to eat the overlord meal in the teahouse, but anyone who wanted a little face would pretend that nothing happened and left.
Otherwise, it is enough to make the neighbors laugh for several years, and even after every time they come out to bully men and women, they will be ridiculed by other neighbors who turn up this old news.
"Isn't that an act of trespassing?" The Queen Mother of the West looked at Su Yan with a smile and continued: "Then Niangniang, let's change the way of saying it now!" Well, the mother's dancing posture is really difficult to see and want the little fox to teach, is it feasible? ”
"Anyway, the little fox is so thin-skinned, shouldn't she have tasted femininity yet?"
The Queen Mother of the West sat on Su Yan's lap, looked at Su Yan's handsome side face, and asked with a hint of curiosity.
With Su Yan's family background and appearance, it is absolutely impossible for there to be no women entangled around her, but when she looks at Su Yan, she behaves like a young man, and she doesn't know how to eat it when she sends it to her mouth, and holding a hand with her own mother can be described as an arrogant move.
The demon clan with such a personality either has a regular personality when he was born, or he has never touched a woman, and he is thin-skinned and has never seen any big scenes.
The little fox's personality is not like a regular step.,In the past, there was no less fun to say.,The mother suspects her own fox cub. I haven't seen the world yet.
"Ugh"
Asked so bluntly by Niangniang, Su Yan's eyes drifted slightly, and said, "I've tasted some of them." ”
"Got it!"
The Queen Mother of the West bowed her head slightly, stood up from the thigh of the little fox, showed a look of enlightenment, and patted Su Yan on the shoulder: "Don't be embarrassed, I will arrange it for you when I go back later, so as not to have some talking points when I go out in the future." ”
"What are your preferences? Tell the mother, the mother can arrange it for you. ”
When Niangniang talks about the sexes, she has no evasion and shyness at all.
Birth, old age, sickness and death, reproduction and pleasure are very normal things in Niangniang's concept, but Su Yan, because the thinking logic is different from that of ordinary demon clans, when Niangniang speaks and teaches, it seems to be submissive.
"You have to master the skill of asking the mountain to find the cave, so as not to be ridiculed by the mountain spirits and monsters"
The Queen Mother of the West snuggled beside Su Yan, and opened her mouth to teach Su Yan the experience of the sexes, and really treated Su Yan as a little fox who had never seen a female beast, and earnestly taught Su Yan how to seize the opportunity.
As she spoke, the corner of her eyes noticed that at some point, two of the nine tails behind Su Yan moved silently in front of her, and the two tails overlapped, as if they were covering something.
"That's it! Niangniang will no longer continue to be verbose, there are some things to experience, slightly, Niangniang promises to arrange it clearly for you. Now, let's move on to what we started with."
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "Niangniang, my limbs are uncoordinated and it is difficult to sleep, but I like the dance of our little fox. Can you take apart the movements one by one and teach the mother how to dance? ”
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and groaned, and her fingertips tapped at the side of Su Yan's face, followed the curve of her cheeks, and fell on Su Yan's neck and chest.
"One by one, slow and slow, let the mother have a good look, okay?"
"Take your time, the mother is getting older, and her eyes are a little bad."
". Is there a latrine? I want to go to the toilet and come back. Su Yan's cheeks opened slightly, and he whispered a small request.
Niangniang's words have come to this, Su Yan can believe that Niangniang is definitely not as simple as learning to dance, he wants to take advantage of some time to deal with some things, so as not to have some embarrassing things happen later.
"There's really no such thing." Niangniang looked at Su Yan with a strange expression.
Do celestial beings need to go to the toilet?
The writer assistant of all evils, writing and writing, actually collapsed.
(End of chapter)