Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Unscrupulous Cao Xiang

Huo Qu was very sick, so he liked to see Yang Chuan catching a blind grass chicken, and couldn't help laughing, but he didn't directly say what the three paths that Liu Che prepared for Yang Chuan were.

"Huo Quai, what three choices did the emperor give me?" Yang Chuan asked.

"Guess, if you can guess correctly, I'll help you beat Wei Yan for free," Huo Quzhi sat on horseback, and his eyes were about to laugh like little chrysanthemums.

Yang Chuan thought about it sideways and said, "The first choice is nothing more than to cut a knife in the crotch of his pants and enter the palace as an imperial chef; The second choice is nothing more than to cut a knife in the crotch of his pants and enter the Nagato Garden as a chef; The third option is nothing more than to avoid a knife in the crotch of his pants and join the Yulin Army as a gangster. ”

Huo Qu was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise, "How do you know?" ”

Yang Chuan glared at Huo Quai, and scolded angrily: "Your uncle-in-law may have said that if you enter the Changmen Garden of the eldest princess Tao as a cook, the knife in the crotch of your pants can actually be avoided, after all, isn't Dong Yan's house not castrated?" ”

Huo Quzhi laughed, and hurriedly laughed: "He didn't say this." ”

This time, Huo Qubing finally served, he turned over and dismounted, hugged Yang Chuan's thin shoulders and said with a smile: "You will definitely choose to join the Yulin Army, right?" ”

Yang Chuan was silent for a long time and sighed: "Actually, I also know that my small body is not suitable for fighting in the Yulin Army at all, so it is better to plant fields for you and engage in breeding or something;

You see, isn't the pot helmet I gave you the Yulin Army a good military ration? If I die in battle, who will help you fellows get the best rations?

Also, I've been trying to mix the best forage in the world for your Yulin Army's war horses recently, if you enter the Yulin Army, you can practice all day long, fight and kill, where do you still have the heart to do this......"

As he spoke, Yang Chuan shut up.

Because, he saw that the curtain of a carriage behind Huo Quai's illness was lifted, revealing the unbeaten eunuch face of Cui Jiu's old thief: "Young Master Yang Chuan, continue to talk, how to allocate the best war horse forage in the world?" ”

Yang Chuan scolded angrily: "You help me solve this mess of the eldest princess of the pavilion, and I will tell you." ”

The old thief Cui Jiu stepped out of the carriage, put his hands in his sleeves, looked at the servants who were tired and tired of moving stones, and said leisurely: "Actually, it's very easy to do, these slave hunters, can't you just kill one if you find one?" ”

"They all have their own fiefs, houses, and ploughing oxen, but for a few taels of bounty, they throw away their hoes, pick up ropes, nets, and knives, and become dogs that are driven and enslaved at will, and they are simply worthy of death."

Yang Chuan was too lazy to listen to the old thief's nonsense, so he just stiffened his neck and said: "Uncle Cui Jiu, Sang Hong Yang took advantage of me, and took the method of planting a stubble of millet after the wheat harvest as his own, do you know about this?" ”

Cui Jiu chuckled lightly and said, "I know, Sang Hongyang has a great future, and maybe he will become the next big farmer, because this time he didn't mention you Yang Chuan in front of the emperor at all." ”

Yang Chuan nodded slightly, with a really such look, and suddenly smiled: "The forage formula of the war horse, I have already roughly figured out a little Tao, otherwise, let's go and take a look?" ”

Cui Jiu's old thief stared at Yang Chuan's harmless face, but he didn't say anything more.

Huo Quzhi had already heard it itchingly, and lifted Yang Chuan on horseback: "Let's go, go and see ......"

……

Cao Xiang led a dozen young cooks to hide in a house full of hay, wheat bran, and grain, each of whom was draped in a large pile of chicken feathers, and squatted in a large hay nest, almost out of breath.

When the wooden door of the room was pushed open, Cao Xiang roared angrily: "Who, close the door quickly, you are looking for death on a dog day!" ”

When Yang Chuan, Huo Quai, and Cui Jiu walked into the room, Cao Xiang looked annoyed and scolded urgently: "Hurry up and close the door, Hugh is going to hurt Ben Hou in vain!" ”

Huo Quzhi looked stunned, and Cui Jiu's old thief looked confused.

Only Yang Chuan, looking at the strange appearance of Cao Xiang and the twelve little chefs carefully squatting on the grass nest, had a vague guess in his heart, and couldn't help but smile and ask: "Cao Xiang, are you hatching chicks?" ”

Cao Xiang nodded with a bitter face, and said very depressedly: "I seem to have picked twenty villains, Ye Ye has been squatting on them for a day and a night, and not a single chick has come out......"

Huo Qubing heard the novelty, so he wanted to go forward to study it to see how Cao Xiang hatched the eggs, but Cao Xiang shouted loudly: "Huo Quzhi, you are a big deal for me, I won't help you steal my uncle's gold next time!" ”

Huo Quzhi had no choice but to laugh twice and arch his hand, but he really didn't know what to say, so he simply shut up.

Cui Jiu's old thief's eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Yang Chuan only felt that his head was big for a while: "Yes, this big man Pingyang Hou, the lead poison in his body is almost excreted, but there is a problem with this brain again?" ’

He began to worry, the next time Princess Pingyang came to see her son, she found that Cao Xiang was squatting in a pile of hay to hatch eggs, would she go away directly and peel him Yang Chuan's skin......

However, he still admires Cao Xiang, as early as 2,000 years ago, he was able to think of the core technology of 'artificial egg incubation', which is a bit touching.

"Cao Xiang, if you squat on the egg like this, aren't you afraid of crushing the egg?" Yang Chuan squatted down and rummaged through the hay nest under Cao Xiang's buttocks a few times, but was scolded by the guy.

"Little thief Yang Chuan, don't touch my eggs!"

"yes, I've been squatting for a day and a night, and I should be about to hatch chicks!"

"Yang Chuan, go get a bite of delicious food for Yeye, I'm going to be hungry and faint......"

……

Squatting on a pile of eggs for a day and a night, this is not something that ordinary people can do, I have to say, Cao Xiang is really a ruthless person.

Yang Chuan couldn't help but nod: "Cao Xiang, in fact, I have observed the incubation process of the golden eagle, and I found that as long as the temperature in the grass nest can continue to maintain the body temperature of the female eagle, it doesn't matter if the female eagle squats on it or not." ”

Cao Xiang thought about it sideways, and asked very seriously, "You didn't lie to me?" ”

Yang Chuan scolded with a smile: "What are you lying to do?" and cannot be used as moneymakers. ”

Cao Xiang was just about to stand up, thought about it and thought about it, but squatted down again: "No, if you kid lied to me, wouldn't my suffering for a day and a night be in vain?" ”

"That's it, Yang Chuan, you can cook meals every day and let people bring them to us."

Yang Chuan couldn't get angry, slapped Cao Xiang's huge head hard, and scolded: "It's okay for you to eat and drink, and squat on a pile of eggs, but don't you pee and poop?"

What an idiot! ”

As he spoke, he took the opportunity to slap Cao Xiang's big head several times, anyway, the lead poison in this guy's body is almost exhausted, and the bones of his body have gradually improved recently, and he is no longer afraid of being poked to death with a finger, so he simply slaps a few more times at a time.

These slaps were slapped, and Huo Quai's heart was beating for a while.

This one is careless, so what can I do if this prisoner dies of illness......

Cao Xiang was slapped on the head by Yang Chuan, and he was already angry, and he couldn't wait for the corners of his mouth to twitch and start to get sick directly, can't he scare you to death?

Unexpectedly, after this period of 'food therapy', his body has already undergone great changes, and now he can't pretend to be sick to scare people, which made Cao Xiang annoyed for a while, and scolded loudly: "Yang Chuan, wait for Benhou to hatch a few chicks, envy you!" ”

Yang Chuan laughed and said, "Okay, let's make a bet to see who hatches the chicks first, even if whoever wins?" ”

"Cao Xiang, do you dare to bet on 300 acres of wasteland?"

As he spoke, Yang Chuan glanced at Huo Quai, intentionally or unintentionally.

Huo Qu understood it, and said with a smile: "Hey, Yang Chuan, you dare to bet with my cousin Cao Xiang?" Are you getting fatter and fatter now? Do you know who is the best gambler and the best gambler in the entire Chang'an City?

Haha, that's Pingyang Hou Cao Xiang.

Yang Chuan, this time you are doomed! ”

"Go sick, don't scare him," Cao Xiang glared at the harmless Yang Chuan fiercely, and scolded hatefully: "The bet of a thousand acres is around your fiefdom, do you dare?" ”