Chapter 90: If you want it, you have to get it! (Ask for follow-up)
"You mean, the emperor withdrew the fifty Yulin army, and also released a rumor to encourage the old witch to do a black hand on me?"
"Knock a stick, feed a candy, and seal me a Yulin Lang?"
After listening to Huo Quai's relay, Yang Chuan lay flat on Ma Zazi, and couldn't help but groan: "The emperor is a creature, it's unreasonable, no wonder they all say that the heart of heaven is unpredictable. ’
He wholeheartedly wanted to become the 'first farmer' and 'first cook' in the Han Empire, but after some deliberate planning, his little bit of caution was seen through by Liu Che at a glance, and he let him join the Yulin Army with a light sentence.
What to do? It can only be served cold.
Yang Chuan understood very well in his heart, the so-called Yulin Army sounded very popular, whether it was the white iron armor, the scarlet daze, or the Yulu, identity, and status, they could be regarded as one step to the sky, and they directly became the emperor's most trusted group of people.
But.
Think about the next one or two decades, one after another big battle, which one will be missing the Yulin Army?
To put it bluntly, the reason why Huo Qubing was able to sweep Mobei, Hexi Corridor and the Western Regions before the age of twenty-three, seal the wolf in Xu Mountain, and be awarded the world's first-class 'champion Hou', if it weren't for the desperate work of countless Yulin Erlang, how could he have his immortal exploits?
The battle damage of the Yulin Army is almost nine deaths......
Yang Chuan was worried, but Huo Qu was very happy.
This thing wholeheartedly wanted to pull Yang Chuan into the gang, and sent messages to the emperor several times, hinting at and expressing his praise, and was full of praise for Yang Chuan; as a result, it backfired, not only did not give his brother benefits, but also almost let Yang Chuan enter the Changmen Garden.
I didn't expect my uncle-in-law to be such a person!
Whatever you want him to do, he just doesn't do it, just like the old donkey in the Western Regions, and he can't break it straight at all; However, if you don't want him to do anything, people can surprise you in a blink of an eye.
Huo Quzhi thought that he knew the emperor very well, and after this toss, he finally had to admit: "Yang Chuan, I think my uncle-in-law is really powerful, really, we can't guess people's minds at all." ”
For Liu Che's house, Yang Chuan was also convinced: "Okay, don't talk about these useless things, go to the sick, go and catch the eagle for you first." ”
Huo Quai's illness was overjoyed: "Good ......"
……
After the long summer, autumn will soon begin, and this season is actually not the best season for catching eagles.
Some golden eagles that hatched relatively early have learned to spread their wings and fly, and have left the mother eagle one after another to seize their own territory and airspace; And those who hatch late, but they are generally a little congenital, and Yang Chuan can't look down on them at all.
Wandering around the depths of the Qinling Mountains with Huo Qubing for two or three days, but never found a suitable young eagle, Huo Qubing was very frustrated, like a radish seedling that had been killed by frost three or four times, and he couldn't lift his spirit at all.
Yang Chuan's eyes became brighter and brighter: "Huo Quai, we seem to be going to get rich." ”
"Fart!" Huo Quzhi scolded angrily.
Yang Chuan didn't bother to pay attention to this fool, and under the guidance of Sister Leopard and the six golden eagles, he soon came to the depths of a deep and narrow canyon, and looked at the towering stone walls on both sides and was eager to try.
"There are no golden eagles here."
Huo Quzhi also craned his neck to look up, but only saw that in the cloud and fog cover, some crooked old tree roots poked out of the cracks in the stone wall vigorously, looking like the claws of some monsters, and they were even a little hideous and fangs and claws.
"How many days and nights can you stay up at most?" Yang Chuan asked suddenly.
"It's no problem for three or five days and nights," Huo Quzhi asked with some doubts: "Yang Chuan, what do you mean by this?" Worried that I don't have the ability to boil the eagle? ”
The secret and method of 'boiling the eagle', Yang Chuan had already told Huo Qu that he was sick, but he hadn't caught the young eagle, and it would make people scratch their hearts when they thought about it.
"Three or five days and nights won't work," Yang Chuan tilted his face, staring at the crack in the steep stone wall, as if he was thinking about something, "Those four adult stupid eagles of mine have survived for eleven days before and after, and they have almost failed several times." ”
"Go sick, if you can't survive the eleventh or twelfth day, then just wait and catch a few young eagles for you after the beginning of spring next year......"
Huo Quzhi immediately said: "No, I want it now!" ”
Yang Chuan turned his head to look at Huo Quai, who was not in the dark, and found that the eyebrows of this product seemed to have grown a little, and with its two narrow Danfeng eyes, it was also quite handsome: "Okay, then catch a few adult eagles for you." ”
Huo Quzhi smiled and rubbed his hands vigorously: "If you want it, you have to get it!" ”
Well, as soon as this thing was excited, even the Chinese dialect in Shuzhong came out.
I heard that Sima Xiangru was quite favored by Liu Che, and often called him into the palace to pat his ass, and Huo Quzhi, Cao Xiang and other gentlemen were often called to observe and accept the 'cultural edification' of the great cultural people.
As a result, those magnificent and gorgeous Han Dafu didn't write down a few sentences, and Sima Xiangru's Shuzhong dialect was learned by these guys, and one or two sentences would pop up from time to time.
Of course, Yang Chuan spends the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, how can he think that the attention of the gentlemen in Chang'an City to Sima Xiangru mainly comes from his longing for Zhuo's family, a merry woman who opened a restaurant, a blacksmith shop, and a green building?
Huo Quzhi is a steel little straight man, and he is probably not wet yet.
As for Cao Xiang, Fan Li, Zhang Lian and others, they must be frequent visitors to the Zhuo family, because the twelve little cooks on the Zhuangzi were specially sent to the Pingyang Hou Mansion after the Zhuo family was properly trained......
Yang Chuan: "Go sick, do you like male eagles or female eagles?" ”
Huo Quzhi: "Which one is good at fighting?" ”
Yang Chuan: "It's all amazing. ”
Huo Quzhi: "Then I like it all." ”
Yang Chuan: "By the way, Sima Xiangru is like a coquettish wife?" ”
Huo Quzhi: "It's okay." ”
Yang Chuan: "How many lines?" ”
Huo Quzhi: "It's big, it's long, it's white...... By the way, Yang Chuan, what do you want to do? ”
Yang Chuan looked at Huo Quzhi with deep meaning, and laughed non-stop, which made Huo Quzhi confused, and couldn't help but reach out and scratch the back of his head: "Really, Cao Xiang and Wei Yan have said that Zhuo's is very big, very long, and very white."
Why, you also want to go to the world of heaven?
I advise you, you should go to that place less, the last time Wei Yan stole the family's gold to play, and was almost beaten out by my uncle; My uncle said that a man's husband, standing up to the sky, not wanting to die on the battlefield and make meritorious contributions, is a very useless thing to spend all day in the fireworks alley! ”
Yang Chuan patted Huo Quai's shoulder and said with a smile: "Your uncle is right, we are only fourteen years old, and we will not go to play in the world of Tianfu." ”
Huo Quzhi nodded fiercely and said, "Hmm! ”
This Tie Hanhan.
Yang Chuan chuckled lightly and made a gesture: "Let's go, let's go and set up traps, and find a way to catch a few more old eagles today......"
……
So, half an hour later.
Hiding under a big tree, Huo Qu was sick several times and wanted to probe out to see if there was a golden eagle flying over, but Yang Chuan held his head every time: "Fool, if you move like this again, I don't care." ”
Huo Quai's illness stopped, but he became more and more irritable: "Yang Chuan, can you do this method?" ”
Two tattered fishing nets, plus seven or eight wool ropes, and two sand sculptures squatting in them and screaming, can you hook up with a few golden eagles?
In this regard, Huo Quzhi was very suspicious.
However, Yang Chuan looked confident, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, even if there is no temptation, this son can catch four golden eagles, and now we still have six eagle traitors......