Chapter Ninety-Seven: Stir-fried Dog Kidneys

It is worthy of being the gentleman in Chang'an City, these oily and powdery guys, the family background is actually not bad, a war horse feed formula, a pot helmet production secret method, less than a stick of incense, it will be well memorized.

At this time, twelve little cooks came out with a large bath bucket and asked Yang Chuan whether he was washing outside or in the house.

Yang Chuan glanced at Dong Yan, who was dejected, suddenly smiled, and said, "Just wash outside, I'll take a bath while taking a bath while taking the school to memorize the texts of these guys." ”

So, in front of everyone's eyes, Yang Chuan stripped off a bloody coat, revealing the shocking scars on his thin body, which made Cao Xiang and Huo Quzhi look at it, and their eyelids jumped wildly.

Unexpectedly, this guy has so many scars on his body, what has this young man experienced?

Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang glanced at each other, sighed secretly, and turned their eyes away, but they really couldn't bear to see the scarred appearance of this thing.

"See, these are whipped out; This kind of thing is made of boiling mutton fat. ”

"Whip your skin, sprinkle a pinch of green salt into the wound, and then, a few drops of hot mutton fat, it can make people cry, I don't know how those dogs thought of it, haha."

Yang Chuan lay comfortably in the bathtub, let the twelve little cooks rub the blood stains on their bodies, pointed to a few scars on their bodies with their fingers, and said very plainly: "The Qiang and Huns who harmed me were all killed by me;

Those people, even jackals, claim to be sheep and wolves, and in my opinion, they are all dogs.

Huo Quai, Cao Xiang, you have all raised dogs and eaten dog meat, how much do you know about dogs? ”

All dogs in this world have a common characteristic, that is, if you show kindness to a mad dog and show weakness, those beasts will bite you to death, but if you hurt it or cripple it, it will respect you and fear you for the rest of its life.

Even, if there is nothing to do, they will wag their tails at you a few times......"

After gossiping for a while, Yang Chuan beckoned and smiled at Dong Yan: "That Dong Ya, come here, let Ye Ye take the test to see how the article is recited." ”

Dong Yan's eyes almost wanted to breathe fire, he took a deep breath, held his breath for three or five full breaths, and then slowly spit it out and walked over without saying a word.

"Back." Yang Chuan said indifferently.

Dong Yan recited the secret method of making war horse feed and pot helmet very smoothly, and then sneered: "Yang Chuan, you are just a thirteenth-level middle prince, you dare to rely on military merits to kill people in your own fiefdom, according to the laws of my Han Dynasty, you are waiting to be wiped out of the three clans!" ”

Yang Chuan nodded and said, "It's not bad, I did a little investigation on my son before I made trouble, and I am quite familiar with the laws and regulations of the Han Dynasty, so it is a good material to be a dog's leg." ”

Dong Yan stiffened his neck and remained silent.

Yang Chuan scooped up a handful of clear water, splashed it on Dong Yan's head and face, and continued: "However, there is something wrong with your news, I am now Yu Linlang with a rank of three hundred stones. ”

Dong Yan was obviously stunned, and then sneered: "What if you join the Yulin Army? There are hundreds of people who kill people and servants without permission, even if you have Princess Pingyang, Cao Xiang, Wei Qing and Huo Qubing to support you, it is useless.

Yang Chuan, you are dead this time! ”

Yang Chuan laughed, turned his head to look at Cao Xiang, and said leisurely: "Pingyang Hou, you are a liehou, the laws of the Han Dynasty should be very familiar to you, right?" Then tell me, what is the crime of someone trying to make the new feed formula and new military ration of the Yulin Army's war horses?

If these people collude with the Qiang people and the Huns, can they be regarded as communicating with foreign countries and plotting against each other? ”

Cao Xiang glanced at Huo Quai, his eyes flickered a few times, and he suddenly turned his face: "What?" What they snatched was the fodder of the Yulin Army's war horses and the secret method of making new military rations?

Okay, you Dong Yan, I really can't see it, you pickled goods are actually in foreign countries and plotting against you?

No wonder you will do whatever it takes to curry favor with the eldest princess, but it turns out that it is actually to steal my Han secrets? You dog thief who eats inside and out, see if yes doesn't kill you today! ”

Cao Xiang rushed forward indignantly, waving his little arms and fists like bean sprouts, and hit Dong Yan's head and face a few times, scolding endlessly.

Dong Yan was already stupid.

Yulin Army War Horse Feed Formula!

And what bullshit new military rations......

Looking at Dong Yan, who was like a mournful and depressed person, Yang Chuan finally exhaled secretly: "This stir-fried dog kidney, it's finally a little colorful, and the rest is to master the heat." ’

I have to say that the waist of this dog's legs is quite difficult to rectify, not to mention whether this dog is cruel or not, just a sentence 'beating a dog depends on the owner', which makes Yang Chuan take a great risk, and if the heat is a little worse, it may be bad.

Thinking about his opponent, it turned out to be the eldest princess of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che's aunt and mother-in-law, and the mother of the former queen Chen Ajiao, Yang Chuan felt that Zhente Niang was sour.

If this 'stir-fried dog kidney' is not rectified well, and a plate of lettuce is made, whether it is Liu Che, Princess Guantao or Chen Ajiao, he can't afford to offend any character.

At that time, I'm afraid I will have to die in the world.

"Dong Yan, you honestly confess, who instructed you to seek the formula of Yulin Army's war horse feed and new military rations?"

At this time, Huo Qubing also reacted, he stepped forward with a gloomy face, his eyes were like electricity, and he asked in a cold voice: "Say, is it the Qiang or the Huns?" Or is it from a feudal country? ”

Dong Yan's face was pale, and he was about to spit on Yang Chuan, but he was smashed in the mouth by Huo Quzhi on the side.

This time, not only were the remaining half of the teeth knocked out, but even the lips were broken in a large circle, revealing a mouth full of blood foam and rotten meat, where was there still a trace of grace.

Huo Quzhi knew in his heart that pouring dirty water on Dong Yan this time was actually Yang Chuan's only way to retreat, once the performance was ruined......

The consequences are unimaginable!

Therefore, he performed very hard, turned his head and walked towards the oily young men: "Well, you honestly confess, who instructed and who was the leader when you came this time?" ”

These pink-headed teenagers are all children of small families in the area of Chang'an City, although the family also has a certain amount of power, wealth and good land, but when facing Cao Xiang and Huo Qu's illness, they are not even a fart.

At this moment, when they heard that they were involved in a big disaster, these teenagers were already so frightened that they couldn't speak at all, they just stretched out their fingers and pointed at Dong Yan silently.

"Dong Yan, what else do you have to say?" Huo Quzhi asked coldly.

At this time, Dong Yan finally reacted, and scolded: "Huo Quai, Cao Xiang, Yang Chuan thief, don't you want to splash dirty water on me, let's go to Changmen Garden to find the eldest princess and explain the truth of the matter clearly!"

Yang Chuan, you killed people for no reason, you ......"

Dong Yan's mouth was full of blood foam, and he looked cursing, in fact, many scolding words were almost made up by Yang Chuan's brain, because Dong Yan's mouth couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time, and one mouth leaked.

Yang Chuan sneered slightly, turned his head to Cao Xiang and said, "The rest of the matter will be handed over to you, the Marquis of Pingyang, the great man." ”

Cao Xiang laughed: "This kind of thing, how can I settle it with just a liege?" ”

"Ben Hou will pass on a letter to my uncle Jin Diao, and ask him to personally inquire about who Dong Yan is instructed to obtain the forage and military food formula of my Han Yulin Army.

As for my uncle, as you know, he is the most discerning.

Dong Yan, you can rest assured, my uncle will never wronged anyone, let alone be suspicious of Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, no matter what, Princess Guantao is still my uncle's aunt and mother-in-law, hahaha, hehehe! ”