Chapter 160: Lifting a Rock to Shoot Yourself in the Foot

Yang Chuan opened his eyes, looked at his cousin who was sweating profusely, and asked lazily, "What can happen to Zhuangzi?" Huo Quzhi is beating his three cousins again? ”

"It's not that I'm beating his three cousins," the cousin's father said anxiously, "It's Huo Xiaolang who is going to kill someone!" ”

"Murder?" Yang Chuan slowly sat up, frowned and asked, "Kill whom?" ”

Tangyi's father said: "It seems to be a young man named Li Kang, unkempt and ragged, and the five teenagers who traveled with him are the same, almost like beggars;

And it looks like someone has beaten your ass......"

Yang Chuan was speechless for a while.

How long has it been since this happened, and how did Li Dare come back? Could it be that the six of them got lost in Shanglin Yuan, and only returned to the Yulin Army camp in the last few days, and then were sent over by the old thief Gongsun Ao?

Sure enough, it is the pure bloodline of the "Elk Hou" of the Li family in Longxi, and this family style of getting lost when you go out is also a bit outrageous.

"Let's go, let's go back and have a look."

Yang Chuan walked over, asked Tangyi's father to lift him on horseback, and sighed: "Uncle Tangyi's father, what do you say is going on with this young man now, he doesn't study well one by one, why do he think about fighting and killing all day long, this is not good." ”

Tangyi's father didn't say a word, his legs clamped, and he rode his horse......

……

By the time Yang Chuan rushed back to Zhuangzi, Li Dang had almost been cured to death by Huo Qu's illness.

Saw.

Well, when Yang Chuan walked into the courtyard, he saw the unkempt Li Dang, who was being forcibly pressed to the ground by Wei Yan, Wei Budo, and Wei Deng, and took off his boots.

Li Dang couldn't laugh anymore, his face was bruised and hideous, his whole body was like a fish on a chopping board, he twitched a few times from time to time, and the corners of his mouth began to foam.

"How long have you been laughing at this?"

Looking at Li Kang's tragic situation, Yang Chuan gasped, strode over, and kicked Huo Quzhi out seven or eight feet with one kick: "Seeing that you are going to die, you fool is still getting it!" ”

Then, one by one, he kicked Wei Yan, Wei Budo, and Wei Deng out of the three cowards.

"Li Kang, Li Kang, I'm Yang Chuan, can you still understand people's words?" Yang Chuan squatted down and reached out to probe the snort of this thing, as if he was not dead.

grabbed Li Kang's wrist and touched his pulse, weak is weaker, but it seems that he can't die.

"Uncle Tangyi's father, bring a scoop of syrup water and pour it on him," Yang Chuan was very angry and looked at Huo Quai, who was still indignant, "Hurry up and get a big pot of bath soup, if you don't help him dredge his qi and blood, he will die!" ”

Huo Quzhi sat cross-legged on the ground, and scolded angrily: "Li Dare is this dog, relying on the power of his father Li Guang, he dares to insult me with words again and again, see if I don't kill him next time!" ”

Yang Chuan's face gradually turned cold.

He stood up, clapped his hands, stretched his waist, and said indifferently: "Yes, it is really a young hero who wants to win the three armies and worship the generals, and my Yang Chuan's words are not as good as a fart." ”

With that, he went straight up to the attic and closed the doors and windows with a bang.

Huo Qu was stunned.

He turned over and stood up suddenly, pointed to the attic, and was about to scold a few words angrily, but suddenly remembered the 'agreement' between him and Yang Chuan, and couldn't help but shut up.

At this time, Wei Yan limped over: "Sick cousin, can't you get it again?" ”

Wei Budo and Wei Deng also ran over very doggy and asked in unison, "Yes, cousin, do you want to do it for a while?" ”

Huo Quzhi looked at the attic where Yang Chuan was, slightly distracted, and a pair of Danfeng eyes were half-squinted, as if he was thinking about something.

Wei Yan also looked at the attic where Yang Chuan was, and gritted his teeth and scolded in a low voice: "Yang Chuan's thief is a fart, he is simply a flattering villain, if it weren't for him, how could the four of us suffer such a big crime!" ”

Huo Quzhi slowly turned his head and stared at Wei Yan very strangely: "Wei Yan, are you scolding my brother?" ”

Wei Yan spat on the ground: "Phew, what a bullshit brother, it's clearly a snob......"

With a muffled sound, Wei Yan was directly kicked away by Huo Quzhi, and danced in the air several times, before he fell to the ground with a 'poof', fell to a gray face, and couldn't get up with a snort.

"Wei Yan, if you dare to speak ill of Yang Chuan behind your back, I will kill you!"

Huo Quzhi's face was ugly, and he turned his head to look at Wei Budo and Wei Deng, the two unlucky guys: "And you two, why don't you go to the chicken coop to dig dung, don't you want me to hammer me to death?" ”

The faces of the two changed greatly, and they turned around and ran, but they didn't dare to say a word, which was faster than a rabbit.

Huo Quzhi walked under the big elm tree, untied the ropes on the five Yulin orphans, patted them on the shoulders one by one, suddenly sighed, and said, "It's all my own brothers, it's me Huo Qubing who is reckless." ”

Several teenagers were still very angry, but somehow, after listening to Huo Quzhi's words, the eye sockets of several people suddenly moistened......

……

That night's meal was very dull.

Yang Chuan was still angry, he took a bowl of slurry water and ate it slowly, and he didn't talk much, only when he looked at the five Yulin orphans in Longxi County, he occasionally said, 'Eat slowly, be careful not to choke'.

For Huo Quzhi and Li Kang, he ignored them.

This time, Cao Xiang, who was originally proud, was also a little depressed, holding a bowl of rice, and the sound of 'chirp, chirp' in his mouth kept ringing, and from time to time he said a few nonsense words to provoke Huo Quai.

It's no wonder he's angry, think about it, the Weihe Dam Helong, the big iron gate that can be controlled by a turntable, and the stone mill that can use hydraulic power to automatically grind the surface, and the air blower that can move on its own......

Just take it out, isn't it an unprecedented 'whimsical and great achievement' of the Han Dynasty? Shouldn't the guests be feasted for three days and three nights, so that those squishy people in Chang'an City are enthusiastic and heartbeat?

"It's all your fault, and you, it's just a waste of firewood!"

"Who made you angry with Yang Chuan, ah? Huo Quai, Li Kang, by the way, there are also Wei Ling, you three unlucky bastards, you make mistakes and hang your face? ”

"Such a delicacy, it's a waste to see you eat it, just let Ben Hou get out......"

Gradually, the more Cao Xiang thought about it, the more angry he became, the more angry he became, and the more mean he said, even Yang Chuan couldn't listen to it anymore.

Unexpectedly, Huo Quzhi didn't say a word, and stuffed stir-fried mutton, garlic elbow flowers, braised chicken nuggets, and cold lamb tripe shreds into his mouth...... Then, in one go, he slurred three bowls of slurry water.

"Who, Yang Chuan, I was wrong."

Huo Quzhi wiped a greasy mouth, and suddenly stood up: "From tomorrow, no, from tonight, I will eat, live, and work with the servants; You can see it, I, Huo Quai, not only have strong martial arts, but also know a little about the art of war, so I will naturally become a good farmer! ”

After saying that, this thing turned around and left, not dragging the mud and water at all.

"Don't go to Uncle Tangyi's house," Seeing Huo Quai's illness go out and go west, Yang Chuan said quietly: "The servants all live in the attic on the east side, don't go to Uncle Tangyi's house to eat and drink and be an uncle." ”

Huo Quai's feet paused, stomped his feet angrily, turned around, and strode towards the east attic.

The orphans of Yulin looked at each other, and they didn't know what to do for a while.

"From today on, all the officers and men of the No. A field battalion will all move to the east attic," at this time, Yang Chuan finally spoke, "A real iron army must not only be fearless of death and move forward bravely, but also learn to bear hardships and stand hard work, and learn to get along with the people."

Only in this way can the field battalion be able to win all battles and be invincible.

As for the truth, you can slowly understand it, and this military marquis will not rap, I just hope that each of you can grow up quickly, and in the future, you will make contributions on the battlefield and worship the generals.

. ”

This was Yang Chuan's first official speech after taking office as the 'military marquis' of the field camp, and all the teenagers hesitated slightly, got up one after another, bowed and bowed, and left one after another.

The five Yulin orphans who had followed Li Kang also left together.

In the huge canteen, there were only four people left: Yang Chuan, Cao Xiang, Liu Man and Li Kang; Liu Man hugged Yang Chuan's arm and played tricks: "Yang Chuan, I'm a woman, so I don't have to move to the east attic, right?" ”

Yang Chuan nodded slightly: "It is indeed inconvenient to let you go over to a woman's family, so let's do it, from today onwards, you move to the attic of your father's uncle's house, and live in a room with Naren Toya." ”

Liu Man was furious, Huo Ran got up, his willow eyebrows were upside down, but he opened his mouth and stammered several times, he didn't dare to say a word, he just stomped his feet angrily: "Hmph!" ”

Yang Chuan took a small bowl of tofu brain, ate a few bites slowly, and said leisurely: "You are the princess of the Han Dynasty, Lao Tzu can't afford to serve you, just like this, you go back to your Chang'an City." ”

Liu Man suddenly laughed, sat beside Yang Chuan, hugged his arm and shook it a few times, and said with a smile: "Look at you, the concubine is just joking with you, why are you still angry?"

Naren Toya's little girl is so cute, this palace rolls over here and recognizes her as a sister......"

……

Watching Liu Man go out with his eyebrows lowered, Cao Xiang looked envious: "Yang Chuan, the rotten city wall of Chang'an City has fallen, and Ben Hou is too lazy to help him, but I, Cao Xiang, only serve you!" ”

While speaking, this thing remembered the princess of his family, and then lay down, moaned and said: "Oh, special mother, they are all my uncle's daughters, and they are all princesses of the Han Dynasty, why is the difference between people so big?" ”

Yang Chuan said indifferently: "The same horse, set in the mill, is not even as good as a stubborn donkey, set between the wheels, naturally can only suffer until old age, lamenting a sentence of old man in waiter, ambition for thousands of miles, but if it is ...... on the battlefield"

Before Yang Chuan's words were finished, Cao Xiang suddenly shouted: "Wait, Yang Chuan, you kid is not authentic, how can you secretly quote Ben Hou's classic sentences?" ”

Yang Chuan was stunned for a moment: "Your classic sentence? ”

Cao Xiang waved his hand and said very generously: "That's it, although Benhou's turtle is long-lived, well, it is 'Lao Ji Fu Fang, with ambitions for thousands of miles; In the twilight of the martyrs, the heart is full of strength'Ah, can you forget?

Ben Hou's poem, well, isn't it very powerful?

Yang Chuan, I hope you will quote more times when you speak in the future, especially when writing articles; However, it must be noted that this is a masterpiece of Cao Xiang, the Marquis of Pingyang of the Han Dynasty......"

Yang Chuan shut up directly.

Look at this thing, a song of Cao Agui's 'Turtle Although Shou' was exchanged for ten ploughing cows, but unexpectedly lifted a stone to hit his own feet, who to reason with?

At this moment, Li Dang, who had always been silent, suddenly spoke: "Yang Chuan, that, that is really the princess of the Han Dynasty?" ”

Yang Chuan nodded and said casually: "Oh? You mean Liu Man? If she is disobedient, she will be beaten up, regardless of whether she is a princess of the Han Dynasty or not. ”

Cao Xiang nodded yes, and muttered cowardly: "Yes, yes, yes, if you don't obey, you will be beaten ......"

Li Dang was stunned for a while, turned his head to look at the direction of the door, seemed to be a little unconvinced, and pinched the root of his thigh again: "Hiss, it hurts!" ”

Yang Chuan looked at Li Dang a little strangely: "What, there is a problem?" ”

How does he think that this son of Fei General Li Guang not only inherits the pure bloodline of the Li family's 'Elk Marquis' in Longxi, but also, no matter how you look at it, the brains of this product seem to be a little insufficient......

The reader urges the reader to change from time to time, so that the cook can code a few more chapters.

In fact, the chef also thinks about it, but the problem is that about 8,000 words a day is almost the limit of the cook. It's not that the chef doesn't code fast enough, but every time he finishes writing a chapter, he can't help but have to go back and delete and change, which wastes a lot of time. Readers, forgive me.

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