The Emperor is coming?

Yang Chuan was taken aback, looked left and right, and asked in a low voice, "When are you coming?" ”

"Do your own thing, don't ask, don't speak," Wei Qing looked at the direction of Chang'an City in the east, with a calm expression, "Originally, the emperor would not come, but who made your Yang's tofu so delicious that Dachangmen was full of praise for eating, there are few things in this world." ”

Yang Chuan nodded, and said a little depressed: "We don't have many beans in our family......"

Wei Qing turned his face sideways, looked at Yang Chuan's handsome little face and smiled slightly: "You can say this to the emperor in person, see if he will bring you a few cars?" ”

Yang Chuan shrunk his neck and sneered: "I'll tell my father-in-law about this, before the emperor drives, who dares to stretch out his hand to ask for food money......

……

The emperor is coming, and all plans are disrupted.

In the kitchen of Yang Chuan's house, those cooks, servants and servants were swept out of the house by a group of palace people, and they were gathered in an attic to be guarded and questioned by special personnel, just like interrogating prisoners, which looked quite bluffing.

As for the mutton, pork, venison, chicken, duck, goose, poultry eggs prepared on the Zhuangzi, as well as various oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, spices and condiments, rice, flour and beans, etc., they have also been turned upside down.

Even, ten young and beautiful palace maids will taste all the ingredients to see if there is anything bad hidden.

Watching those little women tear raw meat, chew millet, beans, radish, and cabbage raw, Yang Chuan felt that the roots of his teeth were a little itchy.

No wonder people often say that a companion is like a tiger.

Not to mention those civil and military generals in the court, out of the court palace, one by one to show off their might, to be powerful, and indispensable, into the Weiyang Palace, it is estimated that they are even more trembling and sweating than these despicable palace people, right?

Yang Chuan was led by a palace man who seemed to have a high status, but was very young, rummaging through his kitchen and asking him to check to see if there was any problem.

At first, he was very cooperative.

After all, this emperor is coming, safety first.

However, when the palace man threw him a piece of raw mutton for him to chew, Yang Chuan stopped doing it: "What bad intentions can I have as a cook?" Besides, haven't you already tried it, and there is nothing wrong with these ingredients? ”

The palace man said expressionlessly: "Why, you don't dare to try it?" ”

Yang Chuan looked at the palace person's white and pure pig's waist face, and said angrily, "Since you are not worried about the ingredients in my Yang family's kitchen, why don't you bring some from Chang'an City?" I'm a poor bastard, and I don't have much food in the first place, so I let you be in such a disaster, and a lot of things have been thrown out and fed to the dogs.

Tell me, how will I live my life in the future? ”

The palace man sneered: "Hey, they all say that your Yang family has a big temper, but now it seems that you are really a little stubborn?" What's the matter, cooking a meal for the emperor, and still reluctant to get up? ”

Yang Chuan's heart moved slightly: "All say, Yang's temper is big? ’

Says who?

Because of the rush of time, he didn't have time to ask Wei Qing at all, what are the processes, exquisiteness and things that need to be paid attention to when cooking for the emperor, and this is really pinched?

Yang Chuan smiled harmlessly: "Dare to ask Chang Shilang, who said that my Yang family's temper is big?" ”

"Naturally, there are legends," the man from that palace was only seventeen or eighteen years old, but he said in a puffed tone, "What, you still want to retaliate?" Or do you want to thank others for passing on the great reputation of the Yang family in Chang'an City for you? ”

Yang Chuan glanced up and down at the palace people, and he knew a little in his heart, no wonder he was so unruly and difficult, it turned out to be a Chang Shilang with a rank of more than a thousand stones?

At the age of seventeen or eighteen, the emperor's close attendants who can climb to such a high position are either imperial relatives or relatives, or, at least, they are also young men who are deeply loved by the emperor......

He arched his hand and said with a warm smile: "Naturally, I want to thank his eighteenth generation ancestor." ”

When the palace people heard this, they were very annoyed, and poked a finger at the tip of Yang Chuan's nose: "You! ”

"What are you, Shao Teniang scares people with your fingers," Yang Chuan suddenly turned his face, turned around and walked towards the kitchen door, "Since you don't worry about the ingredients in my Yang kitchen, then go to Chang'an City to carry them yourself!" ”

"In addition."

Yang Chuan walked to the door and stopped, turned his head and sneered: "My Yang clan is only a fifteenth-level military lord, and the official rank is also low, but I am a 900-stone military marquis of the Yulin Army, far inferior to you, a Chang Shilang with a rank of 1,000 stones."

In this way, the food cooked by my Yang kitchen and the cook is naturally of no grade, the taste is inferior, and there is no taste, how dare you let Your Majesty taste it?

Therefore, this imperial meal will bother you, the Lord Chang Lang......"

While speaking, Yang Chuan ignored the screams and curses of the palace people, and walked away; In Yang's kitchen, there was a sudden sound of smashing and smashing, mixed with a few angry curses.

Dog fighting human power!

It doesn't matter if the person behind him is the emperor or a bullshit nobleman, he ran to Yang's Zhuangzi to eat and drink for nothing, and put on a stinky face, which is too deceitful.

As for whether it will invite any trouble......

He thought about this very clearly, Liu Che came to the Yang fiefdom and wanted to eat tofu, but it was just an excuse.

What the emperor wants to see, in fact, is still those new farm tools, of course, by the way, look at the hydraulic forging device, and check the new type of foot plow, which is also the highlight.

As for the issue of eating, with the consistent style of the royal family, no matter what food is eaten before the entrance, there is a strict process, where is the turn to get a Chang Shilang with a rank of more than 1,000 stones?

'That goods, which noble man's dog is the key, that's the key......

Yang Chuan walked out of the kitchen, his heart was relieved, and he looked up at the evening sky, the sun was soft, the hundred miles of clouds were soaked in red, and the six silly eagles were slowly gliding at a very high place, which was very beautiful.

"After being harassed, why do you look so happy?"

As soon as he walked under an old elm tree, there was a gloomy chuckle behind him, Yang Chuan had no choice but to stop, turned his head and scolded with a smile: "I said Uncle Cui Jiu, can you show up head-on next time?" ”

This old thief's footsteps are extremely light, almost comparable to Sister Leopard, even if he walks close behind you for one or twenty miles, he may not reveal his tracks, just like a ghost......

Cui Jiu was as good as ever, with a tall and thin body, carrying a piece of ragged linen clothes, wearing a pair of straw sandals with bare feet, his hands in his sleeves, and looking at Yang Chuan with a smile.

Yang Chuan bowed his hand and said with a look of grievance: "That guy asked me to eat raw meat, you know, didn't I just get a new tooth and broke one or two?" ”

Cui Jiu smiled and said, "Are you kid going to trick people again?" ”

Yang Chuan innocently muttered: "People are the constant servants next to the emperor, and their rank is more than a thousand stones, how dare I offend people." ”

"If you don't do it, who will cook the emperor's dinner?" Cui Jiu's old thief put his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky and sunset, and said indifferently: "Although Li Yannian is young, he is already a first-class musician in the world, and the elder brother of the nobles in the palace, you don't want to be dizzy and offend people who shouldn't be offended." ”

Yang Chuan exhaled and suddenly smiled.

It turned out to be the dog supervisor Li Yannian, no wonder he likes to make people eat raw meat.

Yang Chuan vaguely remembered that this Li Yannian was born in the advocating family, and his brothers and sisters were all good at singing and dancing, and when he was a teenager, he was cut off for committing adultery, and he was confiscated into the Inutai Palace as a dog supervisor; Later, his sister Li Meiren was favored by Liu Che, and the brothers and sisters ascended to the sky step by step.

By the way, he also has an elder brother named Li Guangli and a younger brother named Li Ji, who don't seem to be good birds......

Well, what about a first-class musician? Lao Tzu is still the world's first-class cook.

He looked left and right, and found that many pairs of eyes were silently glancing at this side, and couldn't help but sigh deliberately, shook his head, and said, "Uncle Cui Jiu, it seems that you can't mix it up, even a Li Yannian is afraid?"

I Yang Chuan doesn't care, anyway, as a cook cook, a farmer who farms, occasionally make a few jars of pickles in exchange for some firewood, rice, oil and salt to subsidize the family, since people don't look down on the food I make, let the world's first-class musician do it.

Uncle Cui Jiu, you are busy. ”

While speaking, Yang Chuan strode towards his attic; As a result, after walking out a dozen steps, he noticed that something was wrong.

He stopped, and when he looked back, he saw Cui Jiu's old thief looking at him with a smile, and he looked very bad as if he didn't care about himself......

"What, there's a problem?" Yang Chuan asked.

"No problem, it's a big deal to let the emperor sleep on an empty stomach overnight, and go back to Chang'an City early tomorrow morning," Cui Jiu said with a smile: "You have to know that Li Meiren was given to the emperor by your mother, Princess Pingyang." ”

Yang Chuan laughed and quickly turned back: "Isn't this angry with a puppy, His Majesty the Emperor is coming, I am really dizzy, look at what we did!"

Let's go, Uncle Cui Jiu, you have good teeth, chew a few bites of the raw meat in our kitchen to see if there is a problem, if there is no problem, I will start to cook with a spoon. ”

Cui Jiuyi pushed Yang Chuan's outstretched hand away, frowned slightly, and scolded quite irritably: "In half an hour, the emperor is coming, you can talk a few words of nonsense." ”

I don't know what's going on, every time I see Yang Chuan, the old thief's mood is a little irritable.

Especially this guy's chatter as soon as he meets, like a familiar posture, laughing and scolding, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, where do you still put his big Changmen in his eyes?

So, by the way, he kicked this guy in the ass: "Don't go cook yet!" ”

Yang Chuan was kicked in the ass by the old thief, his face didn't matter, and he grinned: "Then you have to get that mad dog out first, cooking food, you also have to have a good environment and a good mood, Li Yannian's pig's waist face poked in the kitchen, how can I cook?"

By the way, Uncle Cui Jiu, how many stones do you rank now? Is there a thousand stones?

Do you dare to scold Li Yannian?

Don't brag, don't look at people as a bad play, but it's amazing, the Chang Shilang with a rank of 1,000 stones, scared to death, listen, that dog smashed my kitchen! ”

As if to cooperate with Yang Chuan's 'nonsense', in Yang's kitchen, there was a clanging sound of smashing, and it seemed that many jars and jars were thrown to the ground and turned into a pile of tattered tiles.

During this period, it was naturally mixed with the roaring, cursing and reprimanding of Li Yannian's young man who was still in the stage of voice change, and it seemed that someone in the palace was being kicked and beaten by the dog, and let out a few very suppressed cries of pain.

In this way, even Cui Jiu frowned slightly, and the old god looked in the direction of the kitchen: "Yang Chuan, what did you say to make a world-famous young musician look like this?" ”

Yang Chuan sighed and said aggrievedly: "Li Yannian is a Chang Shilang with a rank of more than a thousand stones, where do I dare to talk more......"

At this moment, there were a few agitated eagles in the sky, but it was a few stupid eagles that delivered a message: a large group of people and horses were coming.

"The Emperor is here so soon?" Yang Chuan shrunk his neck.

"Okay, don't pretend to be wronged here, you kid," Cui Jiu sighed and said, "Now, are you satisfied?" You want to offend Li Yannian to death......"

According to the calculations of "The Biography of the Historical Records of Yu Xinglie", "The Family of Historical Relatives" and "The Biography of the Han Shu Yu Xing", Li Yannian should be a few years younger than the protagonist.

(End of chapter)