Liu Che stepped out of the wooden door of the kitchen suite, but was blocked by Naren Tuoya with a kitchen knife, and he had to apologize to 'Brother Yang Chuan and Sister Xiaoman'......

Simply that!

The person outside, but the emperor, is like an ancient beast, who can collapse and kill a person with a fart, how can he be threatened by a little girl carrying a kitchen knife?

This time, miscalculated.

First, Liu Man pounced on it for a while, tearing and biting and scolding, and then, Naren Tuoya, this dead child, is so dead, why are you carrying a kitchen knife!

Yang Chuan only felt that his scalp was numb for a while, and as soon as he pushed Liu Man away, he wanted to run out to relieve Liu Che, lest the little girl be trampled into flesh by the angry emperor.

Unexpectedly, Liu Che was just stunned for a moment and asked, "Are you protecting your sister Xiaoman?" ”

Naren Tuoya ignored his words, just waved a few kitchen knives, and scolded fiercely: "You are a stinky person, you still don't apologize to my brother Yang Chuan and sister Xiaoman!" ”

Liu Che smiled bitterly, and said without looking back: "Yang Chuan, Liu Man, I was wrong." ”

After speaking, he cautiously bypassed the fierce Naren Tuoya and walked away......

……

Listening to Liu Che's footsteps and leaving quickly, after a few breaths, he finally couldn't hear it, Yang Chuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down on the wooden bench: "Naren Toya, don't put down the kitchen knife yet!" ”

He only felt that the clothes on his back were about to be wet with cold sweat.

Naren Tuoya poked into a little head and saw that Yang Chuan and Liu Man were fine, so she put her mind at ease: "Brother Yang Chuan, Sister Xiaoman, isn't Naren Tuoya amazing?" ”

Yang Chuan smiled bitterly: "Well, it's amazing." ”

Liu Man was still sad, squatting on the ground and crying more and more sad, tears and snot were all over his face, and he was still muttering and scolding in his mouth, which was nothing more than some words such as 'scumbag', 'stinky man', and 'stinky shameless'.

Naren Tuoya ran over, rubbed Liu Man's back with two little hands, and comforted him very intimately: "Sister Xiaoman doesn't cry, my father said, the proud warbler bird has broken its wings, and there will always be mad dogs pounce on it and bite it, and the next time we see that stinky person, let's go up together and scratch his face!" ”

Liu Man nodded vigorously: "Well, let's go together next time!" ”

Yang Chuan heard it for a while, and couldn't help but scold: "The next time I see Lao Liu, I am not allowed to bite people again...... Well, it's not allowed to swear or swear. ”

Naren Toya didn't follow, her eyes widened, and she asked very seriously: "No, Brother Yang Chuan, don't you often tell us that when a friend comes, there is wine and meat, and when a jackal comes, he has his own steel gun and iron knife?"

Those adults are stinky and shameless, and they specialize in bullying children, aren't they jackals? ”

Yang Chuan was tired for a while, waved his hand, and said a little weakly: "Anyway, you are not allowed to beat and scold Lao Liu again......

……

Liu Che slipped out of the Yang family's kitchen and walked straight to Princess Pingyang's attic, and in the darkness, dozens of shadows also moved and followed closely.

Walking to the attic, Liu Che stopped, shook his clothes, and processed a few locks of hair that were messed up by Liu Man, and then slowly walked upstairs.

The injuries on her face, neck and the back of her hands were helpless, the dead girl was too ruthless, it was exactly the same as her aunt Princess Pingyang when she was a child, and it made people itch when she thought about it!

"Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty!"

“……”

As soon as Liu Che walked into the attic, a group of civil and military ministers and palace people got up one after another and bowed down; Huo Quzhi also wanted to come forward to greet him, but he was pulled behind by Cao Xiang, hid behind a huge bookshelf, and quietly squatted down.

"You're looking for death, you didn't see my uncle's face was scratched!" Cao Xiang scolded quietly.

"Huh? No, who did it! Huo Quai, this iron Hanhan, was about to run out, but he was stopped by Cao Xiang and finally failed.

"Everyone is hungry," Liu Che walked to his embroidered couch without changing his face, and waved his hand lazily, "Everyone sit down, sit down, stand and talk, and your back hurts." ”

Everyone looked at each other for a breath or two, and sat down silently.

Everyone can see that the emperor went out to 'hammer people' this time, but it seems that he was beaten by others, not only with obvious scratches on his face and neck, but also on the back of his hand as if he was bitten by someone?

What is especially outrageous is that the cotton robe that the emperor borrowed from Ji Di, which made people tear several holes.

In such a situation, who would dare to provoke him......

Of course, there are also those who are not afraid of death, such as the Li beauty next to Liu Che, who was a little sad when he saw that the emperor's face was scratched and the back of his hand was bitten, but he still didn't care.

This is obviously running out to steal fish, and was scratched by other women, right?

"Your Majesty, what's the matter with the wound on your face, oops, and the wound on the back of your hand? Come, the concubine will rub your ......" Li Meiren's eyes were like silk, pointing like an orchid, and she was holding a silk scarf to wipe the blood stains on the back of her hands for Liu Che.

Unexpectedly, the emperor, who had always been kind to her, suddenly had a gloomy face and said lightly: "Get out." ”

"Your Majesty, the concubine will wipe the blood on the back of your hand......"

"Get out."

"Your Majesty, whose dog was bitten by this, do you hurt?"

"Get out!"

There was a loud bang, but Liu Che instantly entered the furious mode, and kicked the case in front of him seven or eight steps away, and the fruit glass cups, golden wine vessels, bamboo slips and other things placed on it were scattered all over the ground.

Li Meiren was shocked, and was about to speak, but was kicked in the heart by Liu Che, and with a cry of pain, she threw herself straight back a few steps.

"Your Majesty is angry."

"Your Majesty, take care of the dragon!"

The ministers hurriedly left the table, bowed down one after another, and called it a 'capital crime', and they were silent one by one, because they felt that some catastrophe was coming.

"Come on, drag this slut down to me and send it back to Chang'an City overnight!"

"And that Li Yannian, don't let me roll over!"

Two fat palace people quietly appeared, and when they mentioned Li Meiren, who didn't know whether they were alive or dead, they strode out of the attic and sent them to Chang'an City.

Li Yannian's face was already as pale as dirt, trembling like chaff, he stepped forward tremblingly, poofed, and collapsed directly to the ground: "Your Majesty ......"

After venting like this, and finally spit out a bad breath blocked in his heart, Liu Che regained his previous indifference and calmness, waved his hand casually, and said gently: "Everyone sit down, sit down and talk." ”

Then, he looked at Zhang Tang: "Zhang Tang, come here, just interrogate in front of everyone, ask questions, and make me a delicious appetizer." ”

Zhang Tang bowed down to receive the order, walked up to Li Yannian with an expressionless face, and said coldly: "Chang Shilang, let's say, who instructed you to enter the Yang family's kitchen privately?" ”

Li Yannian peeked at Liu Che, suddenly sighed, and said, "Zhang Tang, I was wrong, you can sentence me to death." ”

Zhang Tangchao ignored his words, and asked in a cold voice again: "Who instructed you to enter the Yang family's kitchen privately?" ”

"No one instructs, Zhang Tang, you sentence me to death," Li Yannian spoke again, and said in a mournful voice: "As a regular servant, I care about the emperor's safety, I can't sleep all day and night, and I don't dare to let my mind relax a little, so I committed such an unforgivable crime;

Zhang Tang, you let me Li Yannian die.

Only when I die, can my heart be freed from the emperor's daily life, joys and sorrows, and every drink and food......"

When he said this, Li Yannian's expression was very sad, crying bitterly, and he pulled his hair bun fiercely with one hand, and squeezed it into a fist with the other hand, and beat the position of his left chest and heart hard, as if it hurt there.

If Yang Chuan was here, he would definitely exclaim: 'Wocao, the Han actor! ’

Sure enough, under Li Yannian's mournful crying, Liu Che's face gradually softened, and without waiting for Zhang Tang to continue the interrogation, he waved his hand very impatiently: "Get out, get out." ”

After Zhang Tang bowed, he rolled back to his seat and said nothing.

Li Yannian threw half a step forward with tears on his face, stretched out an arm with great difficulty, as if the dying man wanted to grab something, and cried hissedly: "Your Majesty, after the slave and maid leave, the emperor must take care of the dragon body, eat and sleep well, and when you are in a depressed mood, listen to the magnificent sound of the bell and ding, which can increase your ambition ...... the emperor."

Liu Che was irritable for a while, and waved his hand vigorously: "Get out, go back to the Dog Tai Palace and raise a dog for me!" ”

Li Yannian screamed a few times in a mournful and earnest voice, 'Your Majesty, take care', and then got up from the ground, limped and walked out, still singing in a low voice: "There is a beautiful woman in the north, peerless and independent; One look at the city, and then look at the country; Rather than know the city and the country? It's hard to get ...... beauty."

As Li Yannian's heavy footsteps gradually drifted away, the singing gradually became inaudible, and finally dissipated in the cold night wind, which was very poignant and blurry.

Liu Che looked in the direction of the door, thoughtfully, and two slender fingers gently tapped on his thighs.

"Your Majesty, Yang's tofu is ready, do you want to eat?" When everyone was silent, Cui Jiu walked into the attic and asked.

The atmosphere suddenly relaxed.

"Well, I heard that Yang's tofu is delicious and can be called the best food in the world, I really want to taste it."

Liu Che moved his muscles, yawned loudly, and scolded angrily: "In order to eat a tofu feast, the little thief Yang Chuan actually made me wait for more than two hours, which is really hateful;

Cui Jiu, you go and beat him, kick him a few times, and tell that kid that I originally wanted to reward him with some good fields in Shanglin Yuan, but now, hmph, don't even think about it!

This time, not only did he not reward him, but he was also severely punished!

You go and tell Yang Chuan that if tomorrow's new farm tools are not satisfactory, I will not only take away his knighthood, but also fine, well, I will fine him 100,000 gold, see what that kid can! ”

Cui Jiu arched his hand and said 'yes', then turned around and went out.

Several palace people ran out lightly, carried out the case table that had been kicked over by Liu Che before, replaced it with a new one, and put on the glass cups, wine vessels, bamboo slips and other things again, and bent down and retreated.

Finally, we were able to hold a table.

The atmosphere in the attic finally came alive, and some ministers of civil and military affairs began to talk in low voices, all of them looked gentle and polite, and even Zhang Tang was a little relaxed, glancing out of the door from time to time.

No way, Yang's tofu, as long as you eat it once, you will never forget it, not to mention that he, the master of the imperial history, has recently been inseparable from soy milk, tofu brain, shallots mixed with tofu, mapo tofu, and home-style tofu for three meals a day......

Tsk, it's quite gluttonous when you think about it.

So, even Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang quietly slipped back to their seats, lowered their eyebrows and lowered their eyes, and sat upright, just waiting for the banquet to start......

"Cao Xiang, Huo Quai," Suddenly, Liu Che asked lazily, "Where did you go just now?" ”

Cao Xiang shrank his neck violently and didn't dare to speak.

Huo Quzhi stood up suddenly, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, what is the matter with the injuries on your face, neck and back of your hands?" Was he caught by Liu Man's little shrew?

Your Majesty rest assured, if you are sick, you will reprimand her fiercely and whip her a few times to give Your Majesty a breath!

That Liu Man is too disagreeable, relying on the fact that she is the princess of the Han Dynasty and the biological daughter of His Majesty, she whipped me several times with a whip ......"

Gradually, the fool's voice lowered.

He stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, stared at the two narrow and heroic Danfeng eyes, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Huh?" Did I say the wrong thing? Why are you all looking at me like that? ”

Liu Che was deflated, and the cook was inexplicably a little happy, hehe

(End of chapter)