Chapter 168: The Bun That the Dog Ignores

The servants all went to sleep, and in the kitchen, there were only Yang Chuan, Liu Man, and Tangyi's father and family left, but Cui Jiu's old thief had to eat a supper, so he could only make up for it.

"You get me a bite to eat, I'll tell you a little secret," Cui Jiu said earnestly while helping Sister Leopard check her body, "Don't you want to know, why did the emperor open this gamble?" ”

Yang Chuan was silent.

I don't know if this is to trick people, what kind of little secret? With his understanding of Liu Che, this time, he should have come for the two things of the new farm tools and the 'Full Moon Princess'.

As a result, the new farm tools haven't been glanced at yet, but they were first cleaned up by Liu Man and Naren Toya, and they must be very angry in their hearts, and they feel guilty in their hearts, so it is not good to attack on the spot.

Then, those civil and military ministers present will naturally become a punching bag, who will go if they don't pit them?

As for Li Yannian's brothers and sisters, Yang Chuan felt that when he encountered two 'pig opponents', Li Yannian's acting skills were not bad, but unfortunately, his sister was simply an idiot......

The spring cold is expected to be steep, according to Yang Chuan's timing method, it should be almost the beginning of the first lunar month now, at the foot of the northern foot of the Qinling Mountains, the wind at night is still very cold.

Yang Chuan also served as a sideman in Shimen Barrier, and he also understood some of the basic rules of the military camp, but in the end, it was the most elite northern army of the Han Empire, plus the emperor's guards, close attendants, civil and military ministers, embroidered messengers, etc., but it still made him feel very depressed.

Although he didn't go out, he must have become a forbidden area within a radius of twenty or thirty miles.

"By the way, Uncle Cui Jiu, tomorrow Cao Xiang's new farm tool expo, will anyone come over?" Yang Chuan suddenly remembered something and asked casually.

He promised Cao Xiang that he would raise the specifications and make the formation bigger.

Liu Che is here, and the specifications are up, but the question is, if only the emperor and the minister of civil and military affairs are present, where is Cao Xiang's turn to pretend? Isn't Liu Che the first king of the Han Empire?

"The guests invited by you are all gathered in a wasteland seven miles away," after some careful inspection, Cui Jiu said with great certainty: "Your sister is indeed pregnant......

……

Early the next morning, after a big bowl of mutton steamed buns, plus a pot helmet and a few cloves of garlic, Yang Chuan rode his jujube red horse and slowly walked towards the Weishui Dam.

Liu Che and the ministers still wanted to eat tofu, but they were rejected by Yang Chuan without hesitation.

His reason is also very simple, that is, there are not many beans on Zhuangzi, and the cooking of tofu is very time-consuming, and it is impossible to make it for a while.

On Zhuangzi, the inventory of soybeans is not much, the key is that the production process of tofu is very troublesome, and yesterday there were three meals of 'tofu feast', but it was scrapped by Li Yannian's livestock in a mess.

If you don't kill Li Yannian, you still want to eat tofu and fart!

Cao Xiang arrived early, and was shouting loudly commanding a group of servants to carry out the final commissioning of the water mill, water mill, water mill and water wheel, looking very proud.

Seeing Yang Chuan riding a jujube red horse, Cao Xiang laughed and greeted him: "How is it, it's okay?" ”

Yang Chuan nodded, touched Cao Xiang's huge head with great relief, and said with a smile: "Yes, keep coming on." ”

Cao Xiang looked left and right at no one, and suddenly whispered: "There is news from Chang'an City, Li Meiren is seriously ill, and it is estimated that she was broken by my uncle's kick in the heart, let's be careful today." ”

"You're not going to die, are you?" Yang Chuan asked in amazement.

He remembered that the historical records recorded that Li Meiren had a strange disease that was swollen like a pig's head, and it took two or three years to die, and it was said that every time Liu Che went to see her, she had to cover her head and face with a quilt and dare not see anyone......

"Mother said that it shouldn't last a few days," Cao Xiang whispered, "I vomited blood on the way to Chang'an City last night." ”

Yang Chuan sat on the back of the horse, and suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

The morning sun was very good, bright and clean, shining warmly on the person's body, but he felt cold all over his body, and even the cracks in his bones seemed to be slowly oozing outward.

Li Meiren is Liu Che's favorite woman at the moment, although it was her brother and sister who provoked Yang Chuan first, and they belonged to the 'pig opponent', but after all, it was a bloody case caused by a bowl of tofu......

In any case, as long as Li Meiren died recently, in the future, whenever Liu Che thinks of Li Meiren, he will definitely think of last night's incident, and he will naturally think of him Yang Chuan...... This damn is simply amazing!

Seeing that Yang Chuan's face was not very good, Cao Xiang was also a little worried: "Mother said, let's pretend that we don't know anything, what should we do." ”

Yang Chuan sighed: "Let's pretend not to know anything, what about your uncle?" ”

"My uncle, okay, as long as Li Meiren dies, he will definitely hate you Yang Chuan," Cao Xiang was also out of line for a while, so he could only sigh uncontrollably, "My uncle, sometimes he is very generous, and he feels that he can hold a piece of heaven in his stomach, but sometimes he is very small-bellied, especially when it comes to men and women, it is really unreasonable." ”

The spring breeze is blowing, and the willows are still clinging.

The surface of the Weishui River is sparkling, and from time to time a small fish jumps out of the water, creating a ripple, and in the blink of an eye, it will be instantly annihilated by the rather turbid waves, leaving nothing behind.

"You go and adjust the farm tools first, let me think about it for a while."

Sending Cao Xiang to continue to be busy, Yang Chuan led the jujube red horse, came to an embankment, spread a clean sheepskin, sat down, and looked at the direction of Chang'an City.

Li Meiren was originally a little dancer in Princess Pingyang's mansion, and she used to be in the same room with Wei Zifu, at that time, when Liu Che took a fancy to Wei Zifu and brought him into the palace, Li Meiren was still not very outstanding because of her young age.

Later, Wei Zifu, the idiot, didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he begged Liu Che, hoping to bring his former bedmate into the palace, and he would have a playmate on weekdays.

Outcome.

This female college has changed eighteen, the bean sprouts that were thin and weak in the past suddenly pulled out the sprouts, white, quite straight, and can sing and dance well, just three or five days later, it has become Liu Che's cabbage heart and favorite.

As a result, a palace fight that was not very complicated quietly unfolded.

With the deepening of Li Meiren's grace, Li Guangli, Li Yannian and Li Ji have also been knighted and become the upstarts of Chang'an City, which began to challenge Wei Qing, Princess Pingyang, Cao Xiang, Huo Quzhi and him Yang Chuan?

It can only be said that the woman is simply a pig, and at the moment, the power of the queen Wei Zifu's family is extremely great, including Wei Qing, Princess Pingyang, Cao Xiang, and Huo Quai.

Now, a Yang Chuan has also been added.

Li Meiren's elder brother, there is only one Li Guangli, and he is currently a Lang official with a rank of 1,000 stones......

He couldn't understand why Li Meiren dared to compete with Wei Zifu for favor? Isn't this pure search for death? This made Yang Chuan have to wonder, in fact, Li Meiren in history is estimated to have been killed because she was too stupid?

It can only be said that the power in this world can not only smoke the sky, but also smoke people.

Yang Chuan thought about it, and wanted to take a few sips of wine.

However, if you think about it, forget it, today is a good day for Cao Xiang's 'pretending to be a big ceremony', don't be greedy and misguided.

Since this battle can't be avoided, there is no need to dodge. ’

Let's let the storm roll a little farther away. ’

"I still don't believe it, we are a chef who takes food as the sky, and we can't fight a nest of dramas that sell batches? ’

'Since this is the case, then we can only cook the litter of Li Meiren and Li Yannian into a cage of dog buns......

With his mind already decided, Yang Chuan stood up, moved his muscles, turned over his horse, and galloped towards the Weihe Dam.

"Cao Xiang, when will your uncle come to see the waterwheel?" As soon as they met, Yang Chuan asked bluntly.

"About two o'clock," said Cao Xiang affirmatively, "my uncle said that he would eat on this embankment." ”

"Cao Xiang, have all those water-powered farm tools been debugged?" Yang Chuan counted with his fingers, and then commanded: "If there is no problem with the debugging, send all the subordinates, servants and so on, and don't leave any of them."

In addition, he sent someone to bring Huo Qubing and the orphans of Yulin. ”

Cao Xiang was a little reluctant: "This, Ben Hou has already arranged for them to beat gongs and drums, wave flags and shout...... Okay, I'll send them out. ”

Cao Xiang originally wanted to stick to his thoughts, but when he saw Yang Chuan's somewhat solemn expression, he immediately understood what he meant: "You mean to say, don't let my uncle feel that we are acting?" ”

Yang Chuan nodded, and said with a straight face: "Li Meiren, Li Yannian and the like have been actors for generations, if you talk about Biao's acting skills, we are not opponents of others combined;

But what we have, Li Meiren and their family will never have it, that is, to be an honest man, to work in a down-to-earth manner, to be able to devote oneself to farming, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea and other rough and stupid work, and to be able to enjoy it.

Tell me, how many people like us, would your uncle dislike it? ”

Cao Xiang understood a little, nodded and said, "Of course, my uncle likes this kind of stuffy livestock, but Yang Chuan, let's blindly back down like this, this is too cowardly, right?" ”

Yang Chuan waved his hand and said with a warm smile: "Cao Xiang, this is not a concession, but a dish that does not get tired of eating and stewing." ”

"It's like cooking roast lamb, a crappy cook often thinks of taking shortcuts, or chopping the lamb into large pieces, smearing sesame oil, spices, salt, etc., and grilling it directly on the fire, or wearing it with a wooden stick and grilling it directly."

Yang Chuan paused and continued: "You have also seen how I roasted a whole sheep, does it look very idle? Soak the lamb in clean water, then build an oven, make a fire, and wait for the hearth to burn red, and then start processing the lamb? ”

Cao Xiang thought about it sideways, sighed, and said, "I don't understand." ”

Yang Chuan took the trouble to continue: "For another example, if we want to steam a basket of steamed buns that the dogs don't ignore, do we have to find a way to make the bun skin thinner and brighter...... Well, at first glance, it's delicious, but it can stink the dog in one bite? ”

Cao Xiang touched Yang Chuan's head strangely: "No fever, Yang Chuan, don't you know that dogs like to eat the most?" ”

Yang Chuan was stunned for a moment, laughed and scolded, but did not say anything more.

It's really that he hasn't figured it out yet, Liu Che can't really like to eat buns that dogs don't ignore, right?

That's a problem......

……

Soon, the hour came.

Two teams of fierce cavalry guards, under the leadership of the hussar general Wei Qing, galloped in the direction of the dam, rolled up two dusts and flew high, and disappeared into the wind in the blink of an eye.

Liu Che led a group of civil and military ministers to the direction of the Weihe Dam, and in order to let everyone experience the 'difficulty of farming', the group did not ride horses or take carriages.

Looking from afar, the flags are fluttering, hugging each other in front and back, and all the nobles have fluttering sleeves, which are quite eye-catching in the spring fields.

"You are busy with official business, it is difficult to come out, oh this person, you should come out from time to time, let the spring wind blow, let the warm spring sun shine, it is good for the body."

Liu Che seemed to be in a good mood, pointed to the neat fields, clean ponds and straight canals on Yang Chuan's fiefdom, and smiled with great satisfaction: "Yang Chuan, this kid, is a good farmer. ”

"Yes, this is still a good training for His Majesty," Princess Pingyang also looked pleased, "The war between my Han and the Xiongnu may last for a few years, and the imperial court will have to strengthen farming." ”

Liu Che smiled noncommittally and said, "How many years? If the Xiongnu could be destroyed in a few years, the First Emperor would not have let General Meng Tian guard the northern frontier and let a group of mud-legged people destroy the world......"

I just bullied Liu Che yesterday, and tomorrow, it's time for Yang Chuan, hurt each other, and love each other.

(End of chapter)