"Sister Leopard, don't you hurry up and let go!"

"What should I do to scare people into pee..."

Sister Leopard slowly let go of her mouth, and licked Liu Ling's throat twice by the way, and a trace of a very anthropomorphic 'vomit' appeared on her face, which made Yang Chuan cry and laugh.

Again, he affirmed.

Since this pregnancy, Sister Leopard has indeed learned badly......

……

"Sister-in-law, come, take a bite of fried lamb with green onions."

"Sister-in-law, try a bite of cold alfalfa vegetables."

"Sister-in-law, do you want to scoop another bowl of slurry water for you?"

"Sister-in-law, why didn't you eat after three bowls, is my family's food not to taste? Oops, how embarrassing this is for my niece......"

Recently, in order to cultivate the 200,000 acres of fertile land rewarded by Liu Che, everyone has tightened their belts to live, so even the food standard of Yang Chuan's family has decreased.

A large plate of lamb fried with green onions and a plate of sour rotten meat are the only two hard dishes;

In addition, there are four kinds of stir-fried, but they are nothing more than scrambled eggs with leeks, home-style tofu, over-oiled deer breast, and dry stir-fried chicken gizzards, which are considered to be meat and vegetarian matching, with good color, flavor and flavor;

As for the four kinds of cold salad and small wild vegetables, they are much more exquisite, such as cold bitter vegetables, fragrant bamboo shoots, vinegar gray cabbage, wild onions mixed with bean skin, Yang Chuan likes it very much, and always feels that he can chew a trace of spring breath from it, simple and delicious.

As for the staple food, it is naturally based on the sour and refreshing slurry water surface that clears heat and quenches thirst, and it is originally a large bowl per person.

However, Liu Ling, the woman, ate so well that she actually ate three bowls in one go, and ate a lot of meat and vegetables very reservedly, until her chest and abdomen were obviously protruding, and then she stopped eating.

Yang Chuan ate slowly, and after observing quietly, he roughly made a judgment in his heart.

The people of the old Liu family, whether they are men or women, have good teeth, good appetites, and are greedy for food, and they almost have a bit of the 'blood residue' of gluttonous beasts.

The eldest princess of Guantao is like this, Princess Changping is like this, and Princess Full Moon is like this, it is said that Cao Xiang's princess is only twelve or thirteen years old, but she can almost tear off a whole leg of mutton.

As long as you are greedy, it will be easy to do.

As a cook, what I am most afraid of is those diners who have a bad appetite, can't eat by themselves, and are very annoying; And the most feared thing is this kind of refreshing encounter, and I can't wait to have eight big bowls.

The best ingredients for roast duck are not this kind of goods that have raised themselves fat because of greed......

……

"Lord Weng, do you want to drink a few more mouthfuls of soup?"

Yang Chuan suddenly asked with a smile, and said indifferently: "I was teaching a few little children to read and write before, but I didn't pay attention to one of them, so that Sister Leopard scared Lord Liu Lingweng, which is really wrong;

Why don't I cook you a shrimp soup later?

Of course, in a few waterlogged dams on my fiefdom, the fish are very fat, and it is not bad to stew a fresh fish soup, which is the best nourishing thing in spring, invigorating blood and nourishing the skin.

If the lord is willing, after lunch, I will let him go fishing for a few carp and pick some wild vegetables, so that he can stew a pot of fresh and delicious fish soup. ”

Liu Ling was already eating, and he began to burp quietly.

However, the 'temptation' that made Yang Chuan so gentle and smiling involuntarily nodded and said very elegantly: "So...... Uh, very good. ”

Yang Chuan turned his head and looked at Cao Xiang and Huo Quzhi on the side with a smile: "You two have eaten, so you don't have to go to work in the fields, accompany me to fishing." ”

Huo Qu was sick and kept his neck silent.

Cao Xiang looked at Liu Ling shyly, his two eyes were scraping, rubbing, rubbing, and gouging on his body, and he seemed to want to have a hook in his eyes......

"Pingyang Hou."

"Cao Xiang?"

"Cao Xiang ......"

Yang Chuan smiled helplessly and kicked over.

Cao Xiang got out seven or eight steps, but he still muttered and scolded: "Yang Chuan, you kid is really incomprehensible, my aunt is so plump and beautiful, even if she looks at it for three days and three nights, she can't get enough of it." ”

Yang Chuan looked at Liu Ling and said with a smile: "Pingyang Hou is such a scoundrel, which makes Lord Weng laugh." ”

Liu Ling smiled and said: "This nephew looks at his aunt, the more he looks at it, the more fascinated he becomes, it is also human nature, isn't there an old saying that is good, auntie smells her mother in her arms?"

Pingyang Hou is the son of my sister Pingyang, in the final analysis, it can be regarded as a blood connection, even if he is allowed to take a few more looks, anyway, I can't lose two lumps of flesh on my body. ”

As she spoke, the woman held her forehead with one hand and rubbed her chest with the other: "Oh, I also said that I wanted to drink your shrimp soup and fresh fish soup, look at it, what is it like to hold up?"

Alas, what a shame. ”

Before Yang Chuan could speak, Cao Xiang shouted loudly: "Aunt Liu Ling, look at what you said, I have seen Aunt Zhuo, and she is much fuller than you."

Tsk, that's what it's called...... Boom! ”

But Yang Chuan really couldn't listen to it anymore, and kicked the goods out again, humming and chirping, and couldn't get up for a while.

"Lord Weng, don't be surprised," Yang Chuan arched his hand and said with a gentle smile, "Pingyang Hou has had a seizure recently, and he will talk nonsense from time to time......

Liu Ling waved his hand very generously, stared at Yang Chuan's eyes, and said with a smile: "Yang Chuan, I heard that there is a special bathhouse for women in your Zhuangzi?" Is there hot water?

By the way, I like the rose-scented bath soup the most, the whole body is soaked in, hot, soft, this body bones, just like the heart of the petals, stretching out, it is simply intoxicating, I can't help but extricate myself......"

Yang Chuan nodded and said, "Yes." ”

This woman, every word, every action...... Well, it's what is written in the book, with a smile and a smile, there is always a commotion, and the waves are not ordinary.

However, for Yang Chuan, she is just a fish on the chopping board, even if she is stripped of her scales and reveals her white tender meat, she is just an ingredient.

So, he's very bland.

"Master Weng, you have just eaten a meal, you can't take a bath, otherwise, it will be easy to make your skin aging and wrinkles early."

Yang Chuan pointed to an attic due north, and said warmly: "After that attic was repaired, no one has ever lived in it, and I specially prepared it for Liu Man's relatives and daughters;

The lord might as well go for a nap for an hour and drink fish soup at noon.

In the evening, I will personally cook a roast duck for Master Weng, so that you can taste it and satisfy your cravings; As for bathing and changing clothes, there is everything in the attic, so there is no need to huddle with the servant women to wash. ”

Liu Ling was overjoyed.

She got up, grabbed Liu Man's arm, and was about to take her to the small attic to rest, but was stopped by Yang Chuan.

"Liu Man, have you ever learned the arithmetic problem you were given in the morning?" Yang Chuan said expressionlessly.

"Yang Chuan!" Liu Manliu's eyebrows were upside down, and he stomped his feet violently: "An arithmetic problem is not enough, you immediately give Ben and the concubine another ......"

Yang Chuan nodded with satisfaction, and said casually: "Nine hundred and ninety-nine coins, one thousand seasonal pears are bought; eleven pears, nine pears, seven fruits, and four coins; Pears and fruits, how many coins a piece? ”

Liu Man's eyes widened, he opened his mouth for several breaths, sat down on the futon with a 'poof', and said mournfully: "Aunt Liu Ling, you hurry up and go to rest." ”

"Look what you've done to Hongu......"

……

Sending Liu Ling away, Yang Chuan glanced around, looking at the bored Cao Xiang and Huo Quai, Liu Man, who had nothing to love, and Naren Toya, who blinked his eyes and said nothing;

By the way, there is also Zhang Tang's son, Zhang Anshi.

This bad guy looked indifferent, kneeling behind the desk, eating and drinking silently, as if everything at the moment had nothing to do with him.

On the surface, it is indeed a kind of Zhang Tang.

At a young age, he even has a bit of a saint's mouth, so Yang Chuan looks at it, well, it is very comfortable.

In such a Han Empire, those who are pure in their hearts can only be as depressed as Dongfang Shuo; is upright and capable, but the fate of Zhou Yafu, Chao Cuo, Zhang Tang and others was either killed by others or killed by themselves.

In a word.

Zhang Anshi's quiet cowardice will gradually grow up, and in the end, he will be as famous as Huo Guang and others, and he can have a good death......

"Zhang Anshi, will you count this question?" Yang Chuan asked suddenly.

Zhang Anshi bowed his hand decently and said: "Teacher, this arithmetic problem of the price of pear fruit, Anshi will calculate, but it takes a long time, please allow students to think carefully and see if they can find a simpler algorithm." ”

Yang Chuan nodded and looked at Naren Tuoya: "You can't count pears and fruits, so replace pears and fruits with cows and sheep?" ”

Naren Toya was overjoyed and said happily: "Hmm! ”

Yang Chuan was tired for a while, looking at what kind of monsters were around him......

"Yang Chuan, do you have a crush on Liu Ling?" At this moment, Huo Qu, who had never said anything, stood up suddenly, "If you have an affair with her, a certain family will break off relations with you for three days!" ”

With that, he strode out the door.

"By the way, I'll take my hat and fishing rod with me," Yang Chuan said with a smile, "The weather is good today, let's go fishing together." ”

Huo Quzhi stopped, frowned, and said, "I still have five hundred acres of beans over there that have not been planted, who has the leisure to accompany you?" ”

Yang Chuan also stood up, moved his muscles and bones vigorously, and said leisurely: "Then you can go and get busy, when you finish fishing, I will make a small crossbow for Cao Xiang that can be fired continuously, and then get him a few gadgets for self-defense;

Look at Cao Xiang, who is as thin as me, and has to have a few sharp weapons for self-defense......"

Huo Qu was stunned for a moment, and in an instant, he began to laugh, and he ran over to slap Yang Chuan's thin shoulder, and asked, "Who is that, Yang Chuan, where are your hats and fishing rods?" ”

Yang Chuan pointed to his attic, but he didn't bother to speak.

Huo Quzhi laughed and went out.

"Let's go, let's go together," Yang Chuan deliberately glanced at Zhang Anshi, and said casually: "Zhang Anshi, you also follow ......"

……

The so-called fishing is just a cover.

On Yangchuan's Zhuangzi, there are now hundreds of people, and there are many people, who knows if there is any sand mixed in by others, so some important things are more suitable for a small boat.

The spring is bright and bright, and the willows are still around.

In the fiefdom of Yangchuan, there are now four or five ponds with a considerable area, the largest of which is a reservoir that he specially rammed, covering an area of more than 300 acres.

In winter, he has already sprinkled some seeds of aquatic plants, and now it has become a paradise for all kinds of fish and shrimp;

In addition, along the dam of the reservoir, he also planted a lot of flowers, plants and large willow trees, and now it has the appearance of a 'willow bank of the West Lake'.

Boating on the lake, sparkling.

Yang Chuan sat comfortably on the bow of the boat, with a hat and a fishing rod, with a faint smile on his face, and said leisurely: "Half an acre of square pond is opened, and the sky and clouds and shadows wander together......"

Unexpectedly, Cao Xiang stood up first, put his hands behind his back, and chanted the last two sentences loudly: "Ask Qu Na to be as clear as promised?" Come to the source of living water!

Ah, for the source of living water, listen, what a good poem, Ben Hou plucked out the chicken feathers of three roosters in order to chant this hand-me-down classic.

Yang Chuan, in the future, remember to add the title and the author's name, otherwise, you will be counted as a white prostitute on your dog day! ”

Yang Chuan: "......"

Well, accidentally, there were so many poems sold to Cao Xiang that even he couldn't remember those were Cao Xiang's masterpieces, and some were his own.

Yang Chuan coughed lightly and said, "Cao Xiang, I'll teach you how to stuff ducks and fatten, how about you borrow me five hundred of the fattest ducks?" ”

Cao Xiang was stunned for a moment, and was about to open his mouth to refuse.

However, he looked at the strange smile on the corner of Yang Chuan's mouth, and laughed softly: "Five hundred is not enough, right?"

As long as you can fatten Liu Ling to death, Benhou will lend you three hundred and twenty fat ducks, so what's the matter? ”

Originally, I wanted to teach everyone to roast duck and eat it by myself, but the process was a bit complicated. You can only take your time.

(End of chapter)