Chapter 203: Eating a bowl of longevity noodles suppresses shock

Originally, Zhang Tang planned to take Yang Chuan, Cao Xiang, Huo Quai, and the unlucky Li Kang to the second floor of the dungeon to have a look.

However, after thinking about it, I gave up.

Except for Li Kang, the other three little monsters have no heart at all, even if they take them down to 'observe' the process of severely torturing the prisoners for a while, it will only add some disgust.

It's boring to think about.

So, Zhang Tang neatly arranged a large set of cells, brought some wine and food to these uncles, locked the iron door, and went straight home.

Out of sight, out of mind, it's better to go home and see the old lady, and do something by the way......

……

After a day and a night, Zhang Tang returned.

He looked good, and the two nasolabial folds seemed to be a lot looser, which made Cao Xiang tease for a while: "Zhang Tang, how does it feel to go home?" ”

"Tsk, are you going to whip your sister-in-law?"

"Look, the bad luck on the face has been licked clean, and even the two nasolabial folds have been smoothed out a lot, oops, Yang Chuan said, all women in this world are made of water, and sure enough, even a man as hard as you Zhang Tang can soak it softly......"

Listening to Cao Xiang's nonsense, Zhang Tang didn't bother to pay attention to it, opened the iron door and told a few people to get out.

That's it?

Didn't you say that the good ones should be discounted? The Emperor's Words...... Well, that's very wise!

Several people quickly got up, walked out of the prison door, and walked out for several steps before they felt that something was wrong.

Yang Chuan glanced back at Zhang Tang, who was not moving, and couldn't help asking: "Zhang Tang, how many of us did the emperor let go?" ”

Zhang Tangmian said expressionlessly: "Yes, hurry up and get out!" ”

"Zhang Tang, you are not authentic," Yang Chuan turned around and walked back, scolding with a smile: "How long have you been eating and drinking on my Zhuangzi, how have I ever thrown your face?"

Look, how many of us have eaten your food and drink, and our flesh hurts like this? ”

"Let's go, let's go out first."

Zhang Tang suddenly sighed, led a few people out of the prison door, and at the carriage at the gate of the Tingwei Mansion, he whispered: "The emperor is very angry, so that a few of you can't eat and eat." ”

Yang Chuan and the others were stunned.

"Can't eat and eat around? What does that mean? Yang Chuan vaguely felt that something was wrong, "Isn't it, let's go and save Da Changmen?" ”

Zhang Tang nodded and said, "The emperor said, if you three fools cause trouble, you will watch it yourself, and if you can't save Dachangmen, the three of you will stay on the grassland and eat shit." ”

After finishing speaking, this thing grabbed Li Kang's neck, threw it out seven or eight steps, fell a standard dog eating shit, and scolded in his mouth: "Your father Li Guang has 30,000 elite soldiers, and he can't even deal with a group of horse dealers, he is simply a fool!" ”

Li Dang was furious, got up and was about to scold, but was kicked on the ass by Zhang Tang, and the 'Gu Lulu' rolled out seven or eight steps, and fell on his back.

"If you dare to scold me, I will pull out one of your baby teeth."

Zhang Tang squatted down, his light gray eyes staring at Li Dang coldly: "You will rush to Yanmen and tell your father Li Guang, the emperor said that if Dachangmen and Yang Chuan, Cao Xiang, and Huo Quzhi have an accident, they will kill one hundred and sixty-nine members of your father and son's family." ”

Li dared to open his mouth wide, and it took a while to ease up, and he said very unconvinced: "Why do they want to kill our whole family if something happened to them?" ”

Zhang Tang stood up and said lightly: "If you say this, keep it and ask your father Li Guang." ”

With that, he turned around and left......

……

Huo Quzhi: "Do you want to bring those twenty-six Yulin orphans?" ”

Yang Chuan: "Bring a fart!" ”

Cao Xiang: "Why don't you let my mother send a group of palace guards?" ”

Yang Chuan: "Send a fart!" ”

Huo Quai, Cao Xiang: "......"

These two guys looked depressed, and lay flat directly on the mazazi, Yang Chuan was like eating a stomach of firecrackers, and scolded them if they didn't say the right thing, so that neither of them could speak.

The three of them rushed back to Yang's Zhuangzi, only to find that the task given by the emperor to the three people was simply too fatal.

Dachangmen Cui Jiu, leading more than 100 embroidered messengers, 800 Yanmen cavalry, plus 30,000 elite soldiers under Li Guang, can't even deal with a bunch of horse dealers?

Who will believe this?

This is clearly a set for Yang Chuan in Liu Ling, but as a result, Yang Chuan played a trick and coaxed Cui Jiu to go to 'do business' in person, but I don't know where to deceive him.

Sure enough, it's a report and a report.

Unexpectedly, he set Liu Ling up, and Liu Ling was also giving him Yang Chuan, so it's okay now, and he directly lost Dachangmen Cui Jiu?

Yang Chuan also lay flat on Ma Zazi, but he looked very irritable, but he was already secretly calculating in his heart: "With the means of Cui Jiu's old thief and the embroidered messenger, not to mention adding eight hundred cavalry, even if he goes to Mobei alone, he will definitely retreat." ’

It seems that there must be something strange in it.

In addition, according to his experience of living in the Western Regions for a long time and going to Mobei, plus Sister Leopard, Silly Eagle, and Tangyi's father, as long as he is cautious, there should be no danger in theory.

To tell the truth, in Yang Chuan's subconscious, the Han Empire, which is calm on the surface and surging undercurrents in private, is many times more dangerous than the vast grassland......

After pondering calmly for a long time, Yang Chuan suddenly sat up and said, "Okay, don't cry with a sad face, maybe we are lucky and can get more war horses." ”

Cao Xiang looked up to the sky and sighed: "Yang Chuan, please, don't take me to death." ”

Huo Quzhi's eyes lit up, rubbed his hands vigorously, and said with a smile: "Yang Chuan is right, if you don't enter the tiger's den, you will get a tiger, let's go to Mobei and turn him upside down!" ”

Yang Chuan glanced at Huo Quai, and scolded with a smile: "Shanren pinched his fingers, you Huo Qubing should be at the age of nineteen to smash Huanglong, seal the wolf Juxu Mountain, become famous in one battle, and bravely champion the three armies." ”

Huo Quzhi laughed, swept away the previous bad luck, and strode towards the door: "Let's go, hurry up, the three of us brothers singled out the Huns, and killed 100,000 riders!" ”

Yang Chuan nodded, and said with a smile: "You two go back and prepare first, just choose a hundred of the best war horses for us, and I'll clean up the rest for us."

Remember, early tomorrow morning, gather at my Zhuangzi......"

After sending Huo Qubing and Cao Xiang away, Yang Chuan did not delay for a moment, and went directly into an underground secret room.

This secret room was first excavated by Yang Chuan, and even Tang Yi's father didn't know that it was a 'private space' for Yang Chuan.

I have to hurry up and get a few 'big killers' out, and if I continue to play like this, I will give away my life sooner or later."

As for the 'big killer' he wants to make, the new gadget of 'one sulfur, two nitros, three charcoal, plus a handful of white sugar' must rank first.

Before that, he had been doing more than 300 experiments, wasting a lot of saltpeter, sulfur and charcoal.

It's just that, limited to various factors such as the purity of the material and the deviation of the measurement, the 'black powder' that he can pull out at the moment can only be used to open the mountain and blow up stones.

Moreover, you have to find a way to get a 'fuse' more than ten zhang long, if it is damp, or encounters continuous rainy weather, the actual combat value is about equal to zero.

As for trying to make a few 'thunderballs' or something, it was always just a beautiful reverie......

……

Busy time always passes quickly.

At dawn, the east is white, and the blue sky is sprinkled with a few large thin clouds in the shape of fish scales, adding a bit of tranquility, stability and peace.

In the Yang fiefdom, the father of the cousin got up early and was leading thirty people to chop grass and carry water in the stable; The women also went out one after another, washed up briefly, and began to sweep the courtyard.

The servants who work like cattle can sleep for half an hour longer.

This is the rule of Yang Chuan's family, during the busy farming season, those who suffer the most can sleep for half an hour more every morning to ensure the physical strength of the whole day.

In Yang Chuan's attic, Sister Leopard was lying softly at the door, half-squinting, snoring as if she was asleep, and her body was stained with a layer of white dew.

Yang Chuan didn't return overnight, and Sister Leopard had insomnia......

Suddenly, the earth trembled.

Sister Leopard opened her eyes suddenly, the hair on her body stood upside down, and she went to the top of the attic with a leap, looking at the bamboo forest in the northwest with a concerned face.

Then, as if crazy, it suddenly ran away in the direction of the bamboo forest.

There was a commotion, but it was a few flocks of unknown birds, flying into the sky from the nearby woods, grasses, bamboo forests, and crops.

Then, before everyone could react, a dull loud noise faintly came.

It's like a mysterious monster in the depths of the earth, suddenly, turned over, released a very dull fart, and washed the yellow earth more than 100 zhang thick into a big bag.

Then, all fell silent.

Due to the speed of this muffled sound and the rapid disappearance, except for the father of the cousin, the thirty half-eldest sons and the leopard sister, almost everyone thought that the earth dragon had turned over and didn't pay much attention......

……

Half an hour later, Yang Chuan, who was pale, and Sister Leopard, who was covered in mud, quietly appeared at the door of the attic.

He's not in good shape, and he's stumbling on the soles of his feet.

However, he took a deep breath and breathed three or five breaths, and his face gradually returned to normal.

The 'big killer' was almost successful, but one accidentally almost put one of his lives into it, and when he thought about it at the moment, he felt a thrill.

"Childe, are you alright?"

Tangyi's father was the first to arrive, and looked at Yang Chuan's ugly face with concern, as well as several obvious scars on his body: "Or, I'll make you a little ginger soup?" ”

Yang Chuan shook his head and said with a smile: "Uncle Tangyi, I want to eat a bowl of sour noodle soup, just the kind of noodles that are very thin and long, with a little sesame oil and a little balsamic vinegar."

By the way, remember to sprinkle a little chives and chopped coriander. ”

finally picked up a small life, quickly ate a bowl of longevity noodles, and swept away the bad luck......

Tangyi's father glanced at Yang Chuan suspiciously, turned around and left.

Yang Chuan stood at the door of the attic, holding on to the pine railing, and looked at the magnificent scene of the eastern sunrise for a while, then squatted down, stroked Sister Leopard's head, and said softly: "Next time, you can't be so reckless." ”

"Sister Leopard, come, I'll help you clean the dirt off your body......"

……

When Yang Chuan was eating 'longevity noodles', Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang came.

As soon as they met, the two found that Yang Chuan's face was wrong, and they couldn't help but get anxious, and asked almost in unison, "What's wrong?" ”

Yang Chuan smiled and pointed to the sour noodle soup on the table with chopsticks: "Come, eat a bowl of longevity noodles, let's go." ”

Huo Quzhi and Cao Xiang sat down suspiciously, but they were always a little uneasy.

Really, Yang Chuan's face was very pale, and the hand holding the chopsticks seemed to be trembling slightly, and it took several times to pick up a piece of pickled vegetables.

"Yang Chuan, what's going on?" Cao Xiang asked with a frown.

"That's it, don't hide anything in your heart, mother-in-law, it's really hard!" Huo Quzhi was a little irritable.

"It's really nothing," Yang Chuan put down the dishes and chopsticks, rubbing his cheeks a few times, "Hurry up and eat, and we'll set off later; This time, when we went out of Yanmen and arrived on the grassland, we made a big fuss and tried to get back 10,000 war horses. ”

Huo Quzhi nodded vigorously: "Hmm! ”

Cao Xiang suddenly laughed, followed Yang Chuan's example, and rubbed his cheeks a few times: "Catch more than a dozen Hun women and give them to my uncle......"

(End of chapter)